sup /mlp/,
So I found this package at my door earlier today. There was a small note on it:
>My dear Anon,
>
>Congratulations on attaining the rank and title of Wizard of "Internet"!
>As a token of my appreciation, please accept these gifts which I feel are
>appropriate to your new station. Use them with wisdom, but most importantly:
>
>HAVE FUN!
>
>, Molly
Should I open it, guys? I kinda want to find out what's in it.
>>25898196
Open it
>>25898196
Don't open it
>>25898196
If it's horse dicks, I swear my sides will elevate to a higher plane of existence
>>25898196
Those are complimentary dragon dildo wands, just open them already.
You have peaked my interest.
proceed...
>>25898196
It's going to be chopped off horse dicks.
Given that you're posting here, yes, you should open it.
OK, so I opened it. So far, just wrapping paper. It's a nice color, though, so I don't want to just tear it out, you know?
>>25898221
>>25898244
I expect horse dongs, plastic in nature
>>25898299
Yes, open that box and that wrapper
>>25898299
...
>>25898341
Can't tell if dong or marevag
>>25898341
dont know what i expectedjust kidding, at least its BD
>>25898299
Filthy green scum, purple master race representing!
>>25898341
I-if you don't want it.... femanon will gladly take it off your h-hands....
Here's one of the things in there. I have no idea what it is. There's a nice round hole on the small end, so it might make a good candleholder, but it's not all that rigid, so it might be a safety hazard.
>>25898421
>fem
>on /mlp/
right
>>25898430
FUCK IT!
>>25898430
Hope its a sugar star anon
>>25898430
Trying too hard
>>25898453
Trying too hard to what?
>>25898448
Why would I fuck a perfectly good candleholder? That's not my fetish.
Here's the other thing.
This one's harder. It looks like it could be one of those gel-like pen grips, if you're like me and hold pens firmly. Only, they didn't leave room for the pen. Whoever makes this shit did not think it through all the way.
>>25898448
>implying there are no females on /mlp/
>>25898568
reveal your breasts or vacate the premises
>>25898448
Looks like the newfag doesn't remember the time that 65% of /mlp/ was confirmed to be female
It's not your fault tho, this information is all but assumed at this point, so being brand new you might have no idea lol
>>25898557
Quit trying so hard, you fucking faggot.
>>25898568
There are no girls on the internet, Anon.
>>25898622
Dubs confirm, tits or gtfo.
>>25898622
I concur with the the statement made by anonymous.
>>25898622not a red board
>>25898639
>tumblr
>rulefag
Just leave.
>>25898666
thanks satan
>>25898666
Thanks satan.
But nah.<3
>>25898692
Then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE
Probably died from superior horse vagina over stimulation.
>>25898568
>implying you can cound land whales as femal
>>25901843
Use fucking english.
>>25898639
imgur link you fucking newfag
never mind, just leave. no tits are worth having to read your posts
>>25901843
Read a book nigger
