Did you get a present for the newest member of your family?
>>25892271
>rape
>>25892271
>only for the holiday week
Anon, that hurts.....
>>25892271
How about she gets in my god damn spacetime thing
>>25892271
I got her a plane ticket back to equestria so she can finally know how it feels to fly
>>25892510
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>>25892510
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>>25892510
>Not using the good ol' boot.
apple juice
>>25892271
A deportation.
>>25892510
MADMAN
>>25892271
>one week
>buying her shit when I don't get to keep her
Sorry, Scoots. Should have made it a permanent shift if you wanted something.
Well, Realistically I pulled some stuff out of my ass before for my family, I could get her something nice even though it's the 26th and she's a cartoonMy little dashie squeal with scoots
>>25892871
Don't be like that; it's something to remember you by.
>>25892888
Shit, trips I must write this
>Be Anon.
>Your home alone for the Holidays.
>Ok to be fare it's the day after Xmas.
>You hear a knock on the door, you walk over and open it.
>You see noone in the snow outside your door.
>You hear something at your feet, Looking down, Sitting on your door step is an orange pegasus filly with purple hair.
>She looks up at you with big purple eyes, "Are you may new daddy?"
>Your confused, new daddy? your unsure what's going on, you let her inside so she's not in the snow. as you close the door you swear you see movement in the clouds.
>The filly sits down in a chair by the fire. "My name is scootaloo, nice to meet you daddy."
>She sticks out a hoof to shake. You reluctantly take it.
>Then it hits you, last week you signed up for a game demo that was going to hit after the holidays .
>Well this what happens when you don't read the fine print.
"Ummm...Nice to meet you too."
>A smile spreads on scootaloo's face. "Your going to be the best daddy ever," She jumps ups and hugs you.
>You feel a little something inside.
>"So what did you get me for Xmas?"
>The question hits you like a truck.
>"I know I am a little late, the snow was really bad, But you saved my gift right?"
"Uh, Yeah kiddo j-just give me a sec."
>You set her down and rush into the other room.
>You search your things, but you don't have anything you'd think she like.
Alright What should we give the kid
>>25892737is she your fav?
>>25892271
>sister/daughter
But I want her as my girlfriend
>>25892271
I want to rape scootaloo
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