This just happened to you. She wants it. She guarantees no one will ever find out. Do you take her up on the offer?
>>25892045
>Hooves are fucking disgustingWe neo-mlp now
What are you implying? That we're stupid or something? Of fucking course!
>>25892045
I am not a pedo so no.
>>25892045
Yes. You'd have to literally be a flaming, monumental, cockgargling faggot not to.
>>25892045
I'm no pussy, OP. I'm ready to give her all the rough, unprotectedhugsandbelly rubsshe asked for.
>>25892045
Oh you just know that I'drubthatbelly
>>25892045
The only filly I'd ever consider.
>>25892095
>Needs someone to replace Ponk head with SS face,
>>25892095
Or just, y'know, asexual or something.
>>25892045
Only if she wore her glasses.
>>25892045
Just so long as she leans in close and whispers, "You're not allowed to speak."
My pants seem to have fallen off just typing that.
>>25892193
Ugh, fuck, you again. Why are you even here.
>>25892045
Someone like Silver Spoon would tell everyone you raped her and get you in prison, fucking up your life forever, just because she can.
>>25892277
Why can't I be here?
>>25892401
Unless you did a good job and made for a very pliable toy for her, then she might want to keep you around...
>>25892045
wants what?
I just want to shitpost on /pol/ nigger! WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHOVEL DEGENERACY /mlp/!?!?
>>25892436
>Wanting to post on a dead board
that's your problem
y
>>25892401
Dt pre lost mark for sire, ss has always been slightly less of a cunt though so id think shed be less likely to... but she is female so I wouldn't put it past her
>>25892193
>implying that exists
>>25892502
Are those fucking heels? How does that work? Her ass we just be higher than the rest of her body.
>>25894292
unf
>>25894292
You say that like it's a problem?
>>25892193
Do you know the definition of autochorissexual? you're allowed to indulge or humour the prompt. Or make it humorous.unless you don't exhibit autochorissexual-ness-ness, in that case carry on
>>25894292
this is fine
>>25892045
only if she would marry me. she's rich and i want the good life.
plus then it would be legal.
>>25892420
This is a horse fucking neighborhood
>>25892045
>Your pants are down
>And your left hand grips your shaft tightly, stroking every now and then
>While you're browsing derpibooru with your right hand on your mouse
>You're, of course, looking at Diamond Tiara porn
>You spot a particularly arousing picture of DT getting pounded by a diamond dog
>And breathe a sigh
"Why, if only these ponies were real."
>And like something answered your prayers, a pony popped in front of you
>Obscuring the site of your porn
>It's Silver something
>The retard that tags along with Diamond
>The world sure has a sick sense of humor
"Hi, pony."
>Never let it be said that you are rude to your guests
>She arches her back on your desk, raising her backside
>Her tail flicks a little, and she lets out an erotic moan
>"Oh, Anon, take me."
>Your hand is still gripping your dick
>But it is fast growing limp due to the lack of proper hot porn
>You give it a squeeze, trying to get it hard again
"Why, pony?"
>She crawls towards you
>Her hooves clacking on your keyboard
>Sending random characters towards your computer
>In the background you see the windows close and your porn disappears
>Such is life
>Her hooves dangle over the edge of the table
>And you know her fur is just digging into those keyboard keys
>You briefly wonder if you have any files or projects open that must be saved
>As her muzzle bends down towards your cock
>"Because I'm horny, anon."
"But why is pony horny?"
>She gives you a lick on the tip of your dick
>And you try, you try really hard
>Squeezing, stroking, aiming it towards her
>But the sight of such a bland pony really does not get you off
>"Because OP said so."
"Then OP must be a faggot, since he did not take you himself."
>She nods and brushes her tongue against your cock
>Running the tip agains the underside of the head
>While you try to think of a solution to this conundrum
>"What's wrong?"
>You cannot bear to tell her that she is ugly
"Your friend is prettier, pony, and I cannot get aroused by you."
>>25892420
You can be here
>>25894958
>You spot a particularly arousing picture of DT getting pounded by a diamond dog
>>25892045
First human contact with an otherdimensional extraterestial creature. The first thing I did was fuck it.
I don't think anyone would let me forget about that.
>>25894568
>>25894040
Oh yes apparently, people who don't want to penetrate someone or get penetrated don't exist.
>>25892045
No, I need my keyboard, she can ask her dad to buy one for her.
Besides, what would she even do with it? Her hooves are too thick, she needs one of the binary ones they use.
>>25895021
that's not what asexual means
>>25894958
>She looks only a little disappointed
>You're glad you let her down easily
>She probably knows already that her pink friend is superior in all ways
>"Not even if I do this?"
>And with her comment she takes your tip in her mouth
>It is warm, like you imagine a pony's to be, and wet, like how you imagine a mouth should be
>But alas, it does not produce a noticeable effect
>You shake your head at the pony
"It is of no use. I must have Diamond Tiara."
>Her eyes squint, and you know she must be thinking of a solution
>She brings herself back up, so that she stands on the desk
>And turns out, flicking her tail aside and assuming the same pose as before
>This time with her wet and glistening slit in full view
>Winking
>But again, your dick does not respond
>And you solemnly shake your head again
"I cannot be aroused by such colorless fur. I am sorry."
>She must have understood how you feel, for she lets her tail down
>And the sight of her genitalia is removed from your view
>But as she skulks, you cannot help but feel bad for the pony
>And an idea pops into your mind
"But I will pleasure you, pony, if you let me see your friend."
>Her ears perk up, and her eyes light up
>As she turns around towards you
>"Really?"
>You give a large smile as you nod your head
>"But OP only gave me to you."
>Her ears look down again
>And you can tell she is dismayed at the fact
"Fear not, pony, for I have the internet to help."
>And with that, you take the mouse in your hand
>And open up Chrome again
>She turns around
>And you tsk when you starts to settle her hindquarters on the keyboard
"You must not touch this."
>You gesture towards the keyboard
>And she nods in understanding
>What a kind pony she is
>She steps aside, leaping off your desk
>The pony is graceful when she lands, and she rests her head on the desk
>While you go to your favorite website once more, and pull up porn of your favorite filly
>The effect is almost instant, and your cock hardens once more
>>25892045
I don't know...her head is pretty large in proportion to her body...
>>25895059
anon's being a real faggot here
>>25894961
Fuck off
>>25895059
>"What a big cock you have."
>The pony has moved away from the desk and was looking at your dick now
>She boops her head against it, and as you focus your eyes on her, you feel the lust leave you
>Her eyes furrow a little
"I am sorry, but I must focus on your friend."
>You point to your monitor, and she understands
>Like an obedient pet, she takes you in her mouth
>And rolls your cock around her
>But what gets you aroused is when you pull up a picture of her friend
>Spreading her lips in front of you
"Oh, Diamond, you are best pony."
>You hear a muffled response from below, but you try to ignore her
>You imagine Diamond Tiara instead, being in front of you
>And think of how you would act if instead she had appeared in front of you
>She would go "Oh, Anon, I am so horny"
>And you would go "Yes, Diamond, I am also horny."
>And the two of you would take part in intercourse
>Like how it should be between pony and human
>You hear slurping from below and it takes you out of your fantasy
"Can you be more quiet?"
>The only response you get is a muffled "mhm"
>Such a good pony
>You take your hand off your mouse to pet her
>Scratching her behind the ears
>And then return to your search
>You skip over the pictures where she is tonguing her unbecoming friend
>And settle on a picture where her father is taking her
>Your eyes wander over the white fluids seeping out
>And you briefly wonder what it would be like if you were her father
>She would say "Come tuck me into bed, Father."
>And your response would be "Yes, my daughter, I will do so."
>And you would tuck her into bed
>This thought arouses you and you feel your member twitch
>You click your mouse again, looking at different images
>And pull up one in which her legs are spread and she has a dominant smile on her face
>The imagery starts to flood in your head again as you close your eyes
>She would say "Anon, cum for your mistress."
>And you would say "Okay."
>Then, in your head and in reality, you cum
>>25895169
Yeah, nah.
>>25895185
>You feel your cock throb as fluids shoot out of you
>Sadly, it is into the mouth of a bland grey pony
>Instead of your beloved lover/daughter/mistress Diamond
>You linger on the images just a little longer, and you feel a strong wanting for her
>But sadly, it is not to be
>You close your eyes and sigh as you thrust your hips slightly
>To ride out and empty your cock into the trashbin beneath
>You hear a pop as the pony detaches her disappointing head from your dick
>"Did you have fun?"
"No."
>"Okay."
>And then the pony disappears, and you see no trace of her
>Or your seed
>But you are glad
>You do not have to suffer the alien pony any more
>You pull up your pants, and buckle your pants
"Why, if only pretty ponies were real."
>You await
>And find nothing
>What a shame
>If only OP was not such a faggot
>>25892045
Hell yeah
continue.
