>walk down to basement
>see this
What do?
>>25889440
"Since when did my house have a basement?"
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>>25889440
there already is a bimbo thread
fuck off degenerate degenerate
>>25889440
"Oh boy, I spent ALL DAY in a walk in freezer. If only SOMEONE WARM could help me get rid of this ICY CHILL on my body."
>>25889484
Keep whining, gramps
>>25889440
I want to sniff between her legs.What's wrong with me?...
>>25889448
This, desu
>>25889440
i should not like this but i do
>>25889523
Nothing.
Sniff her feet. They must be heavenly.
More Flutterthighs?
>>25889546
I don't know man, I just can't kick these near constant prurient thoughts.
Having said that, I'm with >>25889562
>>25889440
Lay off the drugs
>>25889440
Who is this fat fuck degenerate? Surely not Fluttershy.
>>25889440
Take a shit on the floor.Get schwifty
>>25889440
turn 360°bodyslam her
>>25889440
Is this doxy? it looks like his shitty human art for ponies
>>25889680
Nah man, Doxy makes things softer than that. And the lips aren't big enough to be his trademark either.
>>25889440
turn 360* and moonwalk away before i get sucked into its gravity well.
>>25889440
"...how are you so hot, it's freezing cold down here?
...
Come upstairs."
>>25889440
I'd ask how there's sunlight from a window in the basement.
>>25889440
Sauce?
>>25890238
"I got the perfect thing to keep you warm: a nice bigbowl of eggs."
commence the pussy get dance.
>>25889440
if i found that in my basement, why the hell there is a window over floor level?
>>25889440
Walk back upstairs.
>>25889440
Ask the filthy couchsurfer if she's gotten a job yet.
Getting real sick of paying for her food.
>>25890432
Oh, she's paying in 'services' and you know it.
>>25890444
I dislike Fluttershy and do not want her anywhere near my dick. My goodwill only goes so far.
>>25889440
sniff her armpits
>>25889523
mah nigga
>>25890465
Nah man, tell her to recline back against the arm of the couch and open her legs to let a nice refreshing breeze cool down her nethers. Then you simply bask in miasma of sultry pheromones that will proceed to cloud your judgement and turn flesh to diamonds. From there it is only a few tender kisses up her moist, sweat laden thighs until you reach your prize.
Or you can go right for the kill and dive your nose right into her crotch and breathe deeply. The choice is yours.now pardon me while I deal with the boner I just gave myself.
>>25889440
And I would do it lovingly
>>25890460
She wears wigs and does pretend, don't think to lie you haven't had her dress up as your favorite.
>>25889448
yeah this.
>>25890546
She can pretend all she wants, but I'm still not going to like her after the deed's done. Why stick my dick somewhere that I'm going to be ashamed of afterwards?
>>25890566
Because you were drunk and she was female shaped.
>>25890574
Boy, this whole living situation just got a whole lot more awkward.
>>25890566
Why would you be ashamed to stick your dick in this?
>>25889440
HITEST
who the fuck is the artist?
>>25891043
If only there were some sort of indicator on the art itself that might reveal who drew this. Quite the mystery
>>25889440
Wonder why theres a sweaty fat chick in my non existent basement.
>>25891074
To serve as your cocksleeve, of course.
>>25891157
Oh..figures.
>no hooves
>>25889440
>first reaction
disgusted over a sweaty fat chick in her sweaty underwear
>second reaction
thinking about it and realising that I'm still a virgin and this is my best chance anyway
>third reaction
since she at least have some tits and so-so face/ i fuck her as a payment for staying under my room
>>25891071
the artists name is infinity? derpibooru shows up nothing
>>25889440
I dont like skinny girls.
