Do the Zebras have Kingdoms?
I had a dream where zebras began flooding into Equestria, and Zecora opposed them because she hated them all (that's why she moved so far away to live in the Everfree)
>>25885652
Yes , But not in europe... we dont want your imigrant zebras
WE
>>25885652
I can only imagine a bunch of huts in a jungle and at least one explosion everyday because someone fucked up in potion making.
>Anon gets to visit their land one day
>It's like a Witch Doctor convention
>>25885810
WUZ
>>25885810
WUZ
>>25885836
>Anon then proceeds to get robbed and raped by massive zebra cocks
>>25885836
Green when
>>25885848
>>25885843
*smacks lips prosperously*
>>25885864
So this?
https://e621.net/post/show/17034
>>25885864
Its not rape if he consents
>>25885868
>Of all the places why did zebras have to live in the middle of a dense fucking jungle?
>You are Anon and you've been tasked to get to know the striped race.
>You pleaded with Twilight for a good hour saying things like how you'd rather not get turned into a frog or worse.
>Become the local voodoo doll.
>She insisted that you should go and that it'd be a new experience.
>What has it got you so far?
>Stuck out in the middle of a jungle hacking your way through to find a bunch of crazy horses.
>Seriously though, this shit sucks.
>Your whole outfit is pretty ragged at this point.
>And your boots are soaked from a detour through a swamp.
>You seem to be heading in the right direction though.
>Weird smells started to form in the air.
>Hopefully you'll take it as a sign your getting close.
>You look at the map that Twilight gave you, but fuck all it's pretty much pointless.
>You throw it away because you can't into maps.
>After walking a little bit further you now feel completely lost.
>Without a soul in sight.
>The smell still lingers in the air so you try using that as the method to reach the area.
>That would be the case if your next step didn't make a tripwire come loose.
"Eh?"
>Dumbass, you took long and now just got hit with a log.
>Before completely blacking out you hear a bunch of whooping.
>So this is how it's gonna go, eh?
>>25886059
That was fast. Thanks, writefag.
>>25886059
>...
>Voices can be heard but it sounds like they are whispering.
>You open your eyes to the sight of three zebras standing there in a circle like they are planning something.
>It takes a moment, but you realize you are tied to what appears to be a cross.
>And there is a firepit beneath you.
>Oh fuck no, you ain't being sacrificed to no Popo in the sky today.
"Can I be untied now?"
>They all jump and proceed to look at you.
>"I-It speaks!"
>"And it reeks!"
>"Also looks like it hasn't bathed in weeks!"
>Oh god they rhyme too.....
>You thought Zecora was bad enough.
>But a whole fucking town of them?
>You may become the next Snoop Dogg before this shit is over.
That's all I got as far as an idea goes.
>>25886143
Heres an idea>>25885864
Nevermind, have some more.
>>25886143
"I'm guessing this is the zebra homeland right?"
>They look at each other and proceed to answer you.
>"The land of stripes, you are not wrong."
>"However, now we have one that don't belong."
>"Why have you invaded our zebra throng?"
>This could get more complicated than you had hoped for.
>Better to tell the truth. Not like your in a position to lie.
"I came here on behalf of Princess Twilight Sparkle."
>"Pony-kind send one of ill look?"
>"I'd say not believe him he may be a crook!"
>"Me thinks him saying Princess will let him off the hook."
>Their banter is immediately interrupted by a female voice from behind.
>"Now now. If a pony princess is the one who sends, best to let him free or else it may be a bitter end."
>They don't say anything and give a nod in the direction.
>You are immediately let down without any hesistation from them.
>Must be the leader or something.
>You turn around and she a much more elder looking zebra.
>She wears a raggedy cloak and has various piercings on her ears.
>She gives a smile, but it immediately turns into a more serious look
>"Should your tale be a lie dear, all will be lost and you'll be left with fear."
"Trust me after wondering this place for a good while, I'd rather not get into a deeper mess."
>She give you a look over and proceeds to smile once again.
>"Aye. Your journey must have been rough, but this wood can make you tough."
>She starts sniffing the air, and she porbably found out that you stink more than anything else around here.
>Which is pretty bad considering where you are.
>"Best if you go take a quick shower, then meet back here within the hour."
"I appreciate the hospitality Miss...?"
>"Amara is the name, child. Means elegance and grace not stubborn and wild."
"And my name is Anonymous. Anon for short."
>>25885873
PRINCESSES N SHEEEEEEEEIT
AYOOOOO
>>25886561
WE WUZ CRYSTAL PPOONNIIIESSS N SSSSHHIIIEETTT
>>25886415
>After using the "shower", which was pretty much a bucket with holes hanging from a tree branch you make your way back to the center of the village.
>The three you first had in front of you still stand within the area.
>"He's back!"
>"Thought you'd be running back."
>"Better hope your tale stacks."
>You just shoot them a glance and then Amara exits from her abode.
>"You three give him some slack, we are not here for an attack."
>They proceed to leave, all the going the same direction.
"Do they stay by each other all the time or something?"
>"Brothers, yet they are one. Have spoken words with rivals none."
"They can easily just go off what the other says?"
>"Just like a flip of a bit, it's easy for them and they have wit."
"Huh."
>For some reason, all this rhyming isn't bothering you right now.
>Maybe it's because they are all doing it and not just one is.
>Well for whatever it's worth, it looks like you'll be stuck here for some time.
>Better stay on their good side and not perform a crime.
>Damn, what that a rhyme?
>Oh shit that was too. It might be starting to rub off on you.
>....FUCK
I'm enjoying this way too much. Have other stories to write but the idea was too good to pass up. However, I'm done rhyming for the night. Anyone else think they can try this?
In the EU they do. Or at least some sort of tribal organization, along with manticores. Anyway, take something slightly related.
>>25886747
Plz more
>>25886747
Man we need someone to pick this up. and write something lewd with Anon and Amara
>this whole thread
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>25888665
What is this meme? Legit question.
>>25888795
Lurk more
>>25888795
HOL UP HOL UP
>>25888795
>this new
bump
>>25888795
i guess some shit of /pol/ that we don't get because probably not much anons don't go there
if i had to guess, some nigger of portugal wanted to say black people were rich before because of the empires
, but he said it in all that ghetto speak no one gets
>>25890400
t. Alberto Barbosa
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>25890400
*smacks lips*
