>lick my ass anon
>>25882847
Horses don't have an ass
>>25882847
No.
>>25882847
O-okay.....
>>25882847
If literally any other pony told me that I'd be completely cool with it, but no, OP, you had to pick the most unattractive one of the bunch
>>25882938
How is she unattractive?
>>25883028
Well she is the slut of the fandom so yeah.
>>25883039
>slut of the fandom
You called, darling!
>>25882938
>unattractive
EXCUSE YOU??? Let me fill you in on something. What you are looking at is sheer mare perfection. I mean look at her! She's a pegasus for starters which is an instant plus. She's got rainbow colored hair, Anon. RAINBOW. If you don't like that you got issues. Third off, her figure is simply gorgeous. I mean look at her curves when she is flying! God, how simple can you be, fool?! I swear every time Rarity tries putting her in a dress it makes want to punch the bitch because you know why? It hides her beauty more than anything. She is athletic, has a job controlling the fucking weather, and can pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants. If you can't handle her than I honestly feel sorry for you. She is the 10/10. SHE. IS. PERFECT.
>>25883028
Well she's blue for one
Blue is shit
Almost as shit as green
>>25883081
>If you don't like that you got standards
FTFY
Having every fucking color in your hair is just retarded and should immediately turn you off
It's disgusting
>Third off, her figure is simply gorgeous
You mean the exact figure that every other mare has?
Give me a fucking break
>She is the 0/10. SHE. IS. SHIT.
FTFY again senpai
>You gently lick up in between her ass cheeks. Collecting all of the dried vaginal secretions and fecal matter matted to the hairs in between her masterfully muscular cheeks sculpted by years of hard exercise that cling tightly due to her near total lack of hygienic practice.
"Mmm... Krusty Kunt Flakes."
>>25882854
>>25882863
>>25882902
The racist
The Rapist
And the Doormat
Yes mistress, thank you mistress.
>>25883111
>Not appreciating cyan blue, the color of pearlescent weapons in borderlands
>Not going berserk over her cute rainbow hair that embodies youthful and rebellious females
>Not loving her beatiful eyes and tomboyish voice cracks
>Not liking the color green
You're a pleb, and I bet you likeapplejack
>>25883172
>tomboyish voice cracks
That's my favorite part
>>25883111
>I have to FTFY to get my points across
Fixed That FOR YOU
Aw yeah I love analingus. Hopefully they're clean there.
>>25883252
Oh no... She has the crustiest ass in all of equestria. Dingleberries for days.
>>25883296
No thanks then. I don't want to come down with Clopititis
>>25883296
That turns me on more
I guess I'd be willing to pick the dingleberries out first. After I wipe her a good bit she'll be good to go.
>>25883785
>put on rubber gloves
>pick them out and clip the long hairs that had shit on them
>get baby wipes and thoroughly wipe her ass, inner and outer thighs down
>good to go
>>25883867
Oh baby I'm getting excited
>>25883889
This gave my genitals a feeling. It was hard to read though
Oh yeah 24/7 All day erry day
>>25883955
forget 20% cooler
"Lick my ass 24/7 biotch!" should be RD's catchphrase
>>25883991
That would be bonerific
Finally, a decent thread to worship our Goddess with
>>25884125
>lick my ass
>worship
You're threading a fine line there anon
So what do we do to make this regular? A Rainbow Dash ass licking CYOA or general?
>>25884306
each week come up with exciting and original new situations and excuses for anon, or ponies, to lick Rainbow Dash's ass, complete with lots of lewd pics of course
>>25884375
I'll try after sometime this thread dies
>tfw Rainbow Dash's hot steamy ass scent
Meh couldn't resist
>Anon I just got stung in the ass by a scorpion! You have to suck out the poison!
"Anon doesn't suck! Anon scrapes with his teeth and licks up the blood." "Scrape and lick" warharhagahl "Scrape and lick"
>>25884443
No thanks. Can I lick your feet instead?
>>25884443
>>25884467
And suddenly, massive boner....Damn it, you guys...
>>25884375
>>25884449
Rainbow Dash's Ass Saga - Episode 209
"where she gets her ass licked each and every week, always in more sexy and exciting ways"
>Anon! Come quick!
What's wrong Twilight?
>Rainbow was exercising on the outskirts of Ponyville when the diamond dogs ambushed her
What! Is she ok?
>Well...they didn't kidnap her or anything, they just...well...kinda....shoved...uh a gem - uh... eh.... just hurry!
>We've tried all we can, we just can't pull it out, she'll have to push it out!
How? Has she not tried that already?
>Its pretty big and she's exhausted, but if her anoderm can be properly stimulated, her sphincter can instigate a strong contraction/expansion motion in the anal canal. That could potentially open it up enough for the gem to fit through.
Really? Stimulate, that's kinda weird, any ideas Twi?
>Well, I can think of one idea....
but it's so small
>>25884806
tiny pony butts are my fetish
>>25884784
Gonna go on...?
I want to impregnate Rainbow Dash's ass
I want to feel Rainbow Dash's warm anal passage pulsate and thrum around my cock as she farts rhythmically on my dick
>>25882847
Only if you promise to shit in my mouth.
>>25882938
>unattractive
If she was real, you know damn well people would be cumming inside her all the time.
Whether she liked it or not.
>>25884784
>>25884909
Oh no Twilight. It's out of the question.
>I'm sorry Anon but our tounges are too small to properly lubricate the whole area. You're the only one that can do this.
I'm sorry Twilight it's completely unsanitary. She poops from there!
>Look if it makes you feel better we can go talk to Pinkie Pie. I'm sure she can slather the area with custard and icing to get rid of the taste. Hurry let's go...
>>25885109
>custard
b-but I like the foul taste
>>25882847
Gladly.
>>25885368
Perhaps in time Anon will realize the same thing
>>25885406
>Pinkie's out of town anon, you'll have to go in bare!
>>25885368
>>25885421
Anon and Twilight reach Sugarcube Corner to find a note on the door.
>Sorry I won't be around today as I'm helping prepare the bestest birthday party for Derpy! Will be back tomorrow. P.S. if this is Anon I hope you fix Dashie's tushie trouble!
Ok how did she know about Rainbow Dash?
>Must have been something with her Pinkie sense.
Anon suffered to think about what that would look like.
>Look we don't have time Anon we need to get to Rainbow Dash now!
Sigh I guess I don't have a choice...
>>25885491
Anon and Twilight reach Rainbow Dash and found Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy standing around looking anxious.
Anon looked at Rainbow's ass and saw a small green shape protruding from her clenched plot.
<Ahm really glad you're here Anon. Twilight told us about her plan and we gotta say it takes a true friend to do what you're doing here.
"Yeah.....no problem" Anon said nervously as he knelt down to put his face in Rainbow's ass.
>Here let me help you Anon.
Rarity used her magic to quickly spread Rainbow's ass. The musky scent from Rainbow's area hit Anon like a ton of bricks.
>>25885565
>The musky scent from Rainbow's area hit Anon like a ton of bricks.
And then a literal ton of bricks hit him and mercifully put him out his misery before further horrors could be inflicted upon him.
Good end.
>>25885565
Anon suddenly felt a strange hunger in his loins, as if he was enjoying the smell. He took a subtle whiff as to not show his interest to the others.
>Enjoying the view Anon? Hurry up and get this thing out!
Rainbow Dash was getting testy, but Anon was beginning to find himself much more willing.
Anon slowly inched closer to Rainbow's ass and then began teasing her hole with his tongue.
"This is great!" Anon thought as he started using more and more of his tongue. The powerful musky scent attached to his taste buds as he licked deeper and harder. "I need to be careful. Somepony might think I'm enjoying this a bit too much" Anon thought.
>Are you alright Anon?
Anon feigned a moan of disgust as he fought against the gem to get deeper into her ass.
>>25885635
>Discord comes out of nowhere and reverses the roles of the gem and Rainbow Dash
>The gem is one now having to shit out a Rainbow Dash
Only in Fucking Equestria End
>>25885653
All of a sudden the gem began slipping out as the contractions Twilight mentioned began to take hold. Anon felt himself getting wetter and wetter as Rainbow's asshole quivered around his lips. Anon gave one more giant lick and managed to get his tongue behind the gem to scoop it out.
The gem came out with a satisfying fart noise from her lubricated ass. The gem hit the ground as Anon stuck his tongue as far up her ass as he could.
>Hey Anon you did it! You can stop now!
All the ponies began cheering as Anon removed his tongue with great sadness.
"Conceal don't feel" Anon thought, his underwear thoroughly soaked.
Rainbow Dash gave Anon an awkward hug and gave a sheepish "Thanks" before she flew off for home to rest.
>Thanks a lot Anon. We're sorry we couldn't help more.
"It's no problem. I was glad to help out."
The rest of the group began walking back to Ponyville as Anon to his excitement began thinking of ways he could secretly get things stuck in Rainbow's ass.
>>25884666
>Nobody checked my trips
Do you people really hate feet that much?
>>25885792
I like feet.
>>25885807
>>25885807
ponies donut have them
>>25885792
>feet
You will lick Rainbow's hooves or you will gtfo
>>25885829
I like hooves too.
Licked
>>25885764we all know what he wants to stick up rainbow's ass
Rude
>>25885840
Seconded
>>25886844
Dubs confirm rude
>>25884899
Dubs confirm that is indeed his fetish
>>25886866
Dubs confirm confirmation
>>25884806
>implying she doesn't have big ass
This thread!
>>25886917
In fanon she's often depicted as having an athletic build - small tits and no ass
>>25886968
>Not wanting to lick Dashie's Ass.
>Not wanting to lick technicolor cunted cock-slot's hooves.
>>>/gtfo/
>>25887002
athletes wrap their tits and have big asses
unless you're talking about ultramarathoners I guess
>>25886968
I bet Rainbow Dash masturbates in the kitchen toowe're trying real hard here to be the biggest deviant thread atm
>>25887032
She sticks all the spoons in herself while you sleep at night.
>>25882938
This. I would even eat out Moondancer's nasty NEET ass.
>>25887021
Yeah, she's like the pony equivalent of a sprinter, so petit/athletic
>>25887077
sprinters are very muscular with big butts and legs
that's how they go fast
>>25887049
She sneaks around town, licking all the spoons, puts them inside her, removes them and puts them back where she found them
>>25887055
that delicious, fat, slightly pimply, musky NEET ass
unf
>>25887086
Actually I'm not sure now. There is no show mention of flying fast vs flying for a really long time. Fast seems to be the only important metric. Maybe pegasi are like dogs and are just born with the ability to run all the time, so it never crosses their mind as being important.
>>25883172
>comparing this beauty with top cunt
lamoing @ ur life
EAT SHIT AND DIE
>>25887823
Present.
>>25883296
>>25883468
Look up Krusty Kunt Flakes, newfag. And enjoy.
>>25889072
Try reading up a few more posts, latefag.
>>25887823
YOU GUYS SUCK !
>>25889389
Yes, pony butts, weren't you paying attention?
>>25882847
>"Can't I lick lower?"
>>25889549
What are you gay?
>>25883081
Read it in the Rainbows voice
