God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay!
For Jesus Christ our Savior was born upon this day!
To save us all from satan's pow'r when we had gone astray,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy! Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
In Bethlehem, in Israel,
This blessed Babe was born,
And laid within a manger
Upon this blessed morn,
The which His Mother Mary
Did nothing take in scorn
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
From God our Heavenly Father
A blessed Angel came;
And unto certain Shepherds
Brought tidings of the same:
How that in Bethlehem was born
The Son of God by Name.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
"Fear not then," said the Angel,
"Let nothing you affright,
This day is born a Saviour
Of a pure Virgin bright,
To free all those who trust in Him
From satan's power and might."
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
The shepherds at those tidings
Rejoiced much in mind,
And left their flocks a-feeding
In tempest, storm and wind:
And went to Bethlehem straightway
The Son of God to find.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
And when they came to Bethlehem
Where our dear Saviour lay,
They found Him in a manger,
Where oxen feed on hay;
His Mother Mary kneeling down,
Unto the Lord did pray.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas
All other doth deface.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
>>25880786
Hello, my name is Starlight Glimmer, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book!
Bumping because Christmas
Sunset Shimmer is not a Christian
>>25881561
yes she is
Mods, please ban all forms of shimmerfaggotry and nyxposting for christmas.
>>25880842
Shimmerfag pls
>>25881827
No she isn't
Smart ponies don't believe in magic space dads
Your shitty meme hasn't been funny a single time in the year that it's been around
Kindly stuff your autistic fanon shit up your ass
>>25881913
>Now, I can believe that in an alternate universe, I'm an upright monkey in high school instead of a magical talking unicorn. But a magical man in the sky? That's just silly, anon!
>>25881992
this tbqh senpai
>>25881913
>magical space dad
Magic's forbidden in the gospel, fag
>>25881850
Grinch pls
>>25880786
>>25880786
Good King Wenceleslas looked out
From his bedroom window
Silly bugger he fell out
Onto red hot cinders
Brightly shone his bum that night
Tho' the frost was cru-el
When a poor mancamein sightPlaying with his too-oo-lllllll!
...oh, and OP:Sunny IS a God: Daydream Shimmer. Your religion is invalid.
>>25880786
'God rest ye Jerry mentalmen'
FTFY
>>25884127
>Sunny IS a God
Suffer not the heretic to live.
>>25880786
While shepherds washed their socks by night
All boiling in the pot
The angel of the Lord came down
And shot the fucking lot!
We three Kings on Ollie in tar,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, beeping her hooter,
Following yonder star.
Oh-hohhhhhhh...!
Star of wonder, star of light,
Sit on a box of dynamite,
Pull the trigger here we go,
On our way to Mexico!
>>25884167
Imperator vult
>>25881913
>muh question begging epithet
>that projection
>typical autistic shimmerfag
lol
>>25884167
Puncess Luna: 'Hay, Mister SpaceMareine, is my friend Fluffle Puff aHairytic?'
>>25884270
I hope you BTFO this guy, and I like Shimmer.
>>25881913
"Gross, I would never be your waifu. just thinking about it disgust me!"
>>25884127
Puncess Carlostia: 'Question: How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza?
A:Deep pan, crisp and even.'
>>25880786
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized,
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices,
Turned and found the place was occupied,
By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse,
Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace,
And hit me with her bag.
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day!
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen',
And I would like to find,
The crummy little creep,
Who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Because I've got two black eyes,
And one high heel up my behind.
Now I'll never sit in comfort or joy.
Boy oh boy!
Now I'll never sit in comfort or joy.
>>25881913
>Sunset Shimmer
>Smart
Pick one.
