>Anon, it's so nice that you're letting me spend Christmas with you.
>What are your Christmas traditions?
>>25879700
How 'bout we see that box of yours so I can stuff in my present
>>25879700
Glue your bushy eyebrows back on if you want to talk to me.
>>25879700
Oh, my [spoilers]family[/spoilers] has tons of traditions. But before we get to those you gotta eat this first.
>>25879753
>Using a meme wrong
>Forcing it into a situation so you can look funny
>>25879796
We drink ourselves stupid and make Caty comments about each other. Eventually two of us go upstairs and have drunken incest sex which we swear to never speak of again. You in?
Drink all the eggnog
>>25880023
How the fuck do you drink out of that monstrosity?
>>25880042
You hold it with your hand
>>25879700
Our traditions are pretty normal. The oldest son always invites a pretty female over, and they fuck in front of the rest of the family.
>>25879700
We visit a rich relative, drink all their liquor, watch some sportball on their ginormous tv, yadda yadda hey. Don't take anything my dad says seriously, he just likes trying to get a rise out of people. Don't bring up any sjw bullshit, my uncle is a corrections officer and not shy about telling people to shut the fuck up. Also, my cousin might try to hit on you because she's 'pan' or whatever.
>>25880000
Those digits = Moonie is in.
>>25879700
6pm Mass on Christmas Eve, then opening presents after a meal of white chili.
>>25879700
Bump
>>25880000
>that image
Do you have a Facebook where you postanthropony porn on?
>>25879700
bump
>>25879700
>"Anon, it's so nice that you're letting me spend Christmas with you," she says, beaming with contained excitement
>your arm around her delicate body, you try to smile, looking away from her
>"I'm just.. SO excited to finally meet your parents!"
>you play with her hair, which usually calms her down when she's worried about something
>but this time, you're hoping it can help to calm yourself down
"Oh Moonie... you're so naive and adorable."
>"What's wrong Anon? Is there something I should be worried about?"
"Oh no. Nothing to worry about at all. My dad is nice enough; he's pretty much jaded over life in general but he makes hella money so he's fine. Mom, on the other hand,"
>you look her in the eyes,
"Mom on the other hand... well, let's put it this way... you're basically asking to get in the lion's cage at the zoo."
>"C'mon Anon... she can't be that bad... right??"
"Except she's not a lion. She's like a small cat, and her claws aren't a lion's either. They're like little kitty claws. My mother will judge you from the moment you step inside and you won't even know it. You'll think she's friendly like everyone else does. She'll offer you food, something to drink, an extra pillow; you name it. But her questions will soon come, and they'll seem harmless enough. But they just keep on coming. She'll inception little seeds in your mind that have you questioning your entire life, wondering who you even are..."
"She's not a lion, Moonie. She's a little kitty that crawls all over you seemingly in love. Until three days later you wake up and see that her little kitty claws have removed all of the skin off of your body and everything from the waist up is now scar tissue."
>you two approach your parents' door
>Moondancer now looks terrified, as she sees you have looked away again
>but when you turn to look at her once more,>your eyes are red with evil as a malicious smile appears
"And I have her genes."
>>25879700
bump
>>25886034
Bump
>>25886034
That's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
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>>25879700
Well, as with most Polish families we gather together, eat 12 traditional dishes (although the dishes themselves vary between households), sing carols, the men drink a bit of vodka and then we go to church at midnight.
