ADOPTION FEE: $200 each or $500 for all four.
>>25876515
I'll take the three grey ones
>>25876515
That pink one's cute.
>>25876515
>you will never care for four adorable fillies who will all snuggle up at night with you in a fuzzy pony pile and whisper goodnight
>>25876515
There's more than four rocks there. I take that big head.
>>25876583
>>25876515
How about $400 and you keep the autistic one hugging the boulder.
>>25876515
>"Just the 3 grey ones, thanks."
>'You sure you don't want the pink one? She kind of completes the set.'
>"Pass."
>'Uh..l-look, what if I took a $100 off? If no one buys her soon, I'm just going to have to put a bullet 'tween those pretty blue eyes.'
>"I could not be more disinterested in what you're saying. I'd like to make my purchase and be on my way."
>'..Customer's always right.' The employee says with a sigh
>A few days later when you're out and about picking up pony things, you pass by the same store and notice the enclosure where they were once held is empty
>Either that weird pink horse found a family or it's sitting on a plate in one of the nearby 'ethnic' resteraunts
>"Meh. Life goes on."
>>25876583
>>25876643
>>25876522
>>25878427
Why don't you want a Penka pet?
>>25878506
Look at the picture. All the grey ones made something from their rock. What did pinkie make? Nothing. She is obviously mentally retarded, so I don't really care what happens to her.
>>25876643
>>25878446
>posting objectively inferior version
>>25878506
I don't trust anything with that much energy.
>>25878525
Atleast they didn't post thumbnails.
>>25878520
She has to visualize the sculpture within.
>>25876515
I'll take none of them for $0
>>25876515
why is marble falling in love with a rock
>>25876515
"Wait, wait, wait every single one of these has a blank flank expect the pink one."
>"so you want to buy her?"
"Heck yeah!"
Two Christmas times later
"We're home."
She was alsleep in your arms most of her face covered by her mane, YOU lay her down on the sofa and I go make some noodles for the filly.
She's starting to wake up and dinner was just ready.
*Opens eyes slowly*
>"hmm? Where am i?"
Your response was putting down the noodles in front of her. Yet by her self she started to eat and a few minutes later.
>"What happend to my friends?"
Still you ate you knew that she wouldn't keep up this conversation for long.
As you both finished at the same time you took the plates and headed upstairs the little filly following right behind.
As you got to your room, you picked her up and sat her on the bed.
She started to get the message as she slowly drifted to sleep.
And the final words for the night were.
"Good night Twilight."
This is connect the plots type of thing.
>>25876515
you're a very evil man if don't take in all of them
>>25878652
>lack of ability to greentext properly
>lack of proper english skills
>lack of making any sort of sense
I connected the dots* and they spell faggot.
>>25878525
>posting objectively tinier version
>>25878694
>Complaining about people wasting their time to write bad shit when I don't you see writing any shit and it's Christmas
Why aren't you the main character in The grinch faggot stole Christmas?
>>25878427
I’m sorry. I’m weak.
>Be Anon.
>One week ago, you were convinced that adoption would change your life for the better.
>The three adorable little ponies you picked out were supposed to bring light back to your bitter, miserable life.
>You could not have been more wrong.
>The happy little creatures you originally saw had somehow been replaced by these melancholy, depressed tiny horses.
>The grey one stares at a wall with an absent look in her eyes.
>The other, silent grey one won’t stop sniffling and crying.
>And the other OTHER grey one, won’t stop smashing your shit.
>Taking in a deep breath, you look over your flock of despondent and dejected donkeys.
“Alright girls, who wants to go outside?”
>The three turn to look at you briefly, then go back to doing nothing.
“…’kay.”
>You unceremoniously dump the trio into your backyard, shutting the door behind you.
>You head back inside and start cleaning up Limestone’s mess.
>Lamenting the loss of $600 on these emo equines, your thoughts are interrupted by an unholy, piercing screech.
>Splendid.
>Bolting outside, you expect to see a wolf or bear cmunching on your little ponies.
>Instead, the three mini mares are all fumbling and tumbling over each other trying to peer through a hole in your fence.
>You see your confused neighbor standing on the other side.
“Morning Mr. Cake. What’s going on?”
>”…Morning, Anon. Just let my little pony out and now this is happening.”
>The two of you stare at the commotion going on at your feet.
>Peering over to his side, you see none other than the pink retard pony you left to die bouncing excitedly and pawing at the fence.
“Huh.”
>”Do you think they know each other?”
“…Could be.”
>He casually picks up the pink one and sets her down on your side.
>The reunited ponies immediately pile onto one another in a ball of fuzz, cuddles, and giggles.
>Your heart nearly explodes and a smile creeps onto your face.
“Problem solved, I guess.”
>>25878718
the other anon is a douche but this represents my reaction to your story just as well as anything else would
>>25878735
I want to see a ball of fuzz, cuddles, and giggles.
>>25876515I dont care if I have to take some loans or suck cock to make that money and live in poverty, I WILL keep that family together should I opt to adopt.
We might be barely getting by, but at least they'll be happy together.
>>25876522
>spending $100 extra for less product
this anon can't into economics
