>rainbow dash beats you in a game that you're really good at
>she laughs in your face
>"HAHAHA!! You really suck at this game, Anon!"
What do?
>>25875764
The true answer would be to FIGHT ME IRL
>>25875764
Challenge her to a different game that I'm good at.
>Pic related
>>25875764
Unleash my years of pent up rage and insecurity and punch that magic flying horse on her adorable goddamn snout.
>>25875764Send a super large / fucking terrifying boss (even though he's fucking harmless and piss easy to kill but I mean in the small marshmallow equines opinion) and laugh as she and all of ponyville run around screaming and fainting at the biggest joke of a boss in a game series
>>25875764
Sulk.
Try to get better.
>>25875764
"Can't win 'em all I guess. GG Dash. I'm bored with this game now, let's play something else. Like sex."
>>25875764
Wait until she falls asleep and then shit on her chest.
send her to the shadow realm
>>25875764
Wonder where the hell the tiny rainbow haired pegasus came from.
>>25875764
Dash, since when were you smart enough to be good at an RTS?
>>25875795>joke of a boss
>Iron Golem
>Not Pinwheel
>>25875956
what RTS do you play
>>25875764
Pretend it doesn't bother me and go chainsmoke because it actually really does bother me and is part of the reason why I stopped playing anything on versus/co-op mode.
>>25875985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fikdYNqdgxI
and/or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq1F7EU7PRc
>You will never challenge your waifu to a 1v1 in a test of coordination and intelligence.
Need for Speed 05. I've been playing that game since day one.
>>25875764
Cum inside
>>25875795
Melon bread? Anybody? No? Ok...
>>25875764
Send her onto ng +7 bed of chaos.... and watch the tears flow while rubbing one out.
>>25875882
>>25876149
Bed of Chaos is super easy tho... Even on NG 7+.
Just dodge its swipes and destroy its crystal heart things.
The gaps and holes are assholes though.
Kiss her butt
>>25876171
I'm not going to bullshit I always struggle on boc. I see people bitching about 4 kings (in ng) but their actually quite an easy boss rb rb rb well what is it!
>>25875764
Congrats Rainbow Dash now let me perform my peoples victory celebration
*unzips dick*
I'm going in dry
>>25876202
Everyone has their bosses who they alwaysstruggle on. For me its Four Kings in DS1, Smelter Demon in DS2 and Bloodstarved Beast in BB.
I hate those bosses.
>>25876234
I do agree with your smelter, I only got him last week for the first time on a red iron twinblade build, unfortunately im too casul and am a xb1 fag, how is bb?
>>25876267
Its fucking great. You can really tell that From's A team was working on it.
The fighting is much faster than in any other Souls game and feels fantastic. You have a lot less weapons but you can do many different builds nevertheless.
The bosses are very well designed but suffer from the typical Souls disease: If you know how to beat them, they can get piss easy. Still great fun to fight.
PVP is good too. Backstab fishing is pretty much non existent and all fights are over fairly fast and the community is active so you have no problems finding fight clubs or people to invade..
The only downsides are that you sometimes have to farm healing potions and bullets if you die too often on a boss.
The lore is awesome as ever. Victorian style setting mixed with Cthulu stuff. Also a lot of blood.
its just too much to explain now, but...
If you ever can get your hands on a ps4 cheaply, get it and play BB.
>>25875764
>rape
>>25876324
Yeah , I've always wanted to try it, I love tge smoothness of how it looks and the pvp looks immense, I'm going to sound scrubby but when I get my hand on a ps4 and BB how decent is parrying and ecetra and how critical are ripostes? Also DS3 network tests are looking amazing
>>25876368
Since you don't use shields in your off hand any morewell, there are two. Butyou can't parry with them, just blockyou have to shoot an enemy with your gun just before they would hit you.
It feels much better than parrying with a shield in DS, at least for me.
In PvE you can pull that off rather consitently in PvP its a guess game some times just like in DS, Yo ucan even parry most bosses.
You can't backstab by simply walking behind an enemy any more. You first have to stagger him with a charged heavy attack from behindyou can charge almost all weapon's heavys nowand then you can backstab them. This change alone makes pvp so much better to play.
All in all, you will need some time to get used to this new system but in the end it feels much better.
>>25876446
I'd say so, it seems foreign but I guess once I grasp it I could get the hang of it, I'm liking the backstab implementation, makes fishers more susceptible to good players
>>25876446
Also the crossover pics
Fade in to a Rocky style training montage. Getting better and better as I play whatever vidya I lost to.
>>25877524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4
Wonder how dykepone beat me in my autism simulators.
>>25875764
Cry.
>>25875764
I'd be mighty fucking impressed if she could hold up against power stance'd chaos blades (dark souls II)
>>25877596
>Blobing in vicky 2 as a meme nation
You deserve all the ridicule she'll give you.
Please like she could beat my affinity deck. 4 mox opals bitch
>>25878285
Tis an old picture, my friend.
>>25875764
Ask the faggot horse what they're doing in my house.
>>25875764
"Dash, since when can you play Invoker that good? You don't even have fingers."
>"I don't even know what these buttons do. I just mashed on the keyboard with my hooves."
>mfw
L R A start fox
Ask her how she manages to be that good at Guilty Gear with fucking hooves.
>>25875764
>Implying Rainbow Dash being better than me at void pking
>Implying she she knows how to prayer flick to stop her ass from being raped by a Dbow spec or an AGS spec
I'm not even that good in the slightest but I'm pretty sure I'd wipe the floor with her.
Also she strikes me as someone who wouldn't PK with a fire cape in fear of losing it.
Because she never completed Desert Treasure.
Because she's a skrub.
>>25875764
>'Hahahaha, Anon, I killed all your archers with my knights!'
'You sure did, Dash'
>'Prepare to GG! Here I come noob!'
'Okay gal'
...
>'OMFGWHATJUSTHAPPENEDWHYALLMYKNIGHTSTHEYAREALLDEADWHATARETHOSEOHMYCELESTIAALLMYVILLAGERSAREDYINGOMFGOMFG''Al-hojoom, Bitch; you don't mess with Saladin'
>>25879742
AOE nice.
>>25880278
lel, that made me giggle
>>25876095
>C&C
Fuck man, let's have sex.
"1v1 me on rust fgt, intervention only"
>>25875764
>Jet fighting
>With hooves
>With Keyboard
Dashie pls
>>25880495
http://i.imgur.com/IG1yTZk.jpg
>>25875882
>that pic
Oh fucking lord my sides
>>25880758
It's funnier when you read it in his voice but i agree, that picture leaves my sides in orbit.
>>25876095
>C&C
>Warcraft2
Since when are you me?