>"Everything's ready, Anon!"
>>25874319
"Yes, very good my servant. Soon I shall destroy the Rangers, take the Yellow and Pink rangers as my brides...and after my victory is assured, Rarity shall be yours. "
"Commence phase I."
>>25874319
Alright, you go to these stores and pick up the cold medicine, I'll go to those stores to pick up the rest of the ingredients.
>>25874319
"Good!"
>You adjust your safety goggles
"Now pull the lever, Spike".
>Spike pulls a lever, causing a trap door beneath you to open
"WRONG LEVEEEEER-"
>>25874319
Alright, take the pears and begin phase 1.
>>25874319
So you placed the white yogurt around the mane six's pussy? Good, this prank war has just started!
I'm glad I chose you as a partner in this. What other pranks are there.
>>25875915
You are the worst dragon ever!
You can't do jack shit. And you know what?
I NEVER LIKED ANY OF YOUR PANCAKES!
EVER!
>>25874319
"Everything is according to plan. Now... I will face no lines on the way to the theaters for Moon Battles 7, IF THE REST OF THE WORLD IS DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"\
>"You could just have gone out into a social environment instead of genociding the entire planet, seems like it would have been easier."
"Oh, Spike. So naive..."
>>25874441
>The Great Race, with ponies
I never knew I wanted this until now.
>>25874319
>You pause in the doorway as Spike smiled and gave you a thumbs up.
>You offhandedly mentioned you were hiking in the morning.
>He arrived at your doorstep a halfhour before sunrise with two knapsacks.
>One for him and one for you.
>Yours was double the size, packed to the brim with snacks, water, and anything else you could think of.
>Spike was anxiously awaiting your approval now, fidgeting in place.
>You noticed before Spike had taken a bit of a liking to you, shadowing you when you ran errands or even at work.
>He really wanted an older brother, you guessed.
>Hiking was usually something you did by yourself, to clear your head and get away from the ponies for a bit
>But if you told him to bugger off, you'd break his heart.
>You took a slight breath and patted him on the head.
"Thanks, Spike. You ready to go?"
>"YEA!"
>He said, enthusiastically, while picking his pack up.
>You hefted yours on your back and nodded toward one of the nearby mountains.
>He grinned and you could tell he was trying very hard not to dance or do something that gave away how excited he was.
>He was afraid to act immature in front of you, it was pretty adorable.
"So, what'd you pack for us?"
>"Oh man, Anon, where to start!"
>He rattled off all the stuff in your pack, while you smiled at his thoroughness.
>This wasn't so bad, you always wanted a little brother.
>Maybe company would be nice.
>>25876135
....Go on...
