What are all you guys doing for Christmas?
Finish melting my chocolate into a penis and decorating it
>>25871054
Sneak in a couple of volunteer hours at an animal shelter. Family bickering makes this time of year shit.
>>25871054
I don't know, I can't predict the future. Mind your own fucking business anyway, shit.
I am getting my gf a suprise present, browsing threads, and spending time with the Family this Christmas
>>25871054
Make sure to read the catalog before making a duplicate thread.
>>25869891
>>25871054
>Tfw live in state that usually has snow every year
>Tfw It's Christmas Eve and there's no snow anywhere to be found
JUST
>>25871105
Oh darn, did he bump another fetish general off the front page? Did some shitty prompt thread 404?
>>25871054
Nyxmas*
You have to be politically correct around here.
>>25871088
The biggest surprise of all is there's someone on this board that actually HAS a girlfriend.
>>25871458
Yea she is really cool, likes the show too. She is a real catch.
>>25871054
mostly shitposting on 4chan from pc
though maybe i'll go out in city to get a pizza or something
>>25871458
not really, it's been seen enough times that it's not a surprise anymore
Spending Christmas at my gf's sisters house. Hoping to get laid while I'm there since we're spending the night there. I'm really good at making banana pudding so they asked my to make a pan. I was thinking of cumming in the pudding because I hate her sister and I know she loves my pudding. But any other tips about what I can do you fuck with my gf's sister?
>>25871170
fucking wonderful
>>25871613
cumming in anything is a good idea, so do it
>>25871613
>rape
I'll be here, waifuposting or something.
>>25871613
Nah, this is good enough. Do it. Jizz in the Christmas gigapuddi for great justice
>>25871110
I know that feel, senpai.
Seattle streets are no fun, unless there's ice everywhere to around drift on.
>>25871640
>>25871643
I was thinking of busting on the Bullshit inflatable mattress she has. But the best thing I ever did there was banging my gf while the sister was on the other side of the den door. We had a sheet draped over it so no one could see. My gf wouldn't talk to me for a few days after. She claims I disrespected her sisters house. No fucks given
>>25871054
>What are all you guys doing for Christmas?
being too sick to do anything but post on /mlp/best christmas ever, love you guys/)
>>25871695
I suggest cumming in her toothpaste.
>>25871719
How?
>>25871713(\
>>25871719
There last place I want my cum is in her mouth. The bitch is a dyke. Which is a Shame because she has the plumpest perky ass I've ever seen
>>25871736
My guess would be to cum and then feed it into the tube with like a toothpick
>>25871736
How? Physics.
>>25871760
All the more reason for her to brush her teeth with your baby gravy.
Being a useless piece of shit like any day of the year
>>25871776
You've got me there probably will just do what I did last year and cum on her ps4. I've been back since and the stain is still there
>>25871054
Leading worship tonight, then staying overnight because we're putting up two dozen homeless guys and boys. Worship again tomorrow morning and spend the rest of the day cleaning, watching bad Christmas movies and getting ready for Sunday. Maybe throw some vidya in there for entertainment
>>25871458
only if you are underaged.
>>25871821
What is that supposed to imply
only teens have gf's?
>>25871849
I think he meant that someone on /mlp/ having a gf is only surprising to you if you are underaged.
>>25871797
I want to see toothpaste cum.
>>25871054
Going to family's house. Other than that watching Christmas movies with my waifu.
Despite being aShia Muslim from IranI wish you all a very merry Christmas.Twilight is still best pony.
Spending time with family, and yearn for the days when Cartoon Network aired Christmas specials instead of Teen Titans Go all day. Seriously, Flintstones Christmas Carol is one of my favorites and I haven't seen it in years.
>>25871110
Global Warming is real, republicans are faggots.
>>25871110
It's revenge for last year.
>>25871110
NYC area here. I'm sitting in front of an open window in pants and a polo shirt, enjoying the breeze. It feels like fucking October.
>>25871110
I live in Georgia. 75 degree Christmas here, what the hell.
>>25872236
>Georgia
Georgia Boy, is that you?
>>25871054
Opening presents, christmas lunch, just the usual, spending time together as a family.
It'll probably just be my parents and sisters, last year we had a gorillion family members get together, this year will be better.
Christmas eve? pizza, beer, and shitposting on bulgarian knitting forum, might play some vidya if the mood strikes
>>25871054
I'll either be going to the gym to avoid being bored and alone, or I'll be sitting here lurking threads and occasionally writing a paragraph or two of green for depressed Anon's who have it worse than I do.
Merry fucking Christmas.
>>25871110
California here. Though we're still in a drought it's actually been raining a fair bit, so we're doing better this winter.
>>25872236
I live in Buckhead and go to school at GT. This weather is hurting my heart. All I want is a white Christmas and in the last 22 years I've been denied that luxury. After college I'm leaving this state and never looking back
Today I'm going over to roommate's aunt's house for a party for a bit, then picking up my girlfriend and hanging out at home for a bit. Tomorrow I'm going to my dad's for brunch, then who the fuck knows after that, maybe more time with the girl later in the day once she's done her family stuff, who knows.
>>25871110
It's El Nino's fault.
I swear to fucking god if it's as strong next year as it is this year, I am going to kill myself.
Drinking punch... and putting A LOT of rum in it... probably browsing on here...
>>25872417
Sure blame the Mexicans
Who knew Trump was a horsefucker
>>25872417
Sounds like you need tochill out
>>25872276
>Bulgaria
Oh boy
>>25872468
I WOULD IF I COULD YOU STUPID FUCKING SPIC
>>25871054
Cry alone in my closet of an apartment while drinking.
Wake up feeling shitty and groggy. Go for a piss/shit open a present probably shoes or some shit, Eat dinner go on 4chan/play games. FML
>grandparents coming over for Christmas Eve dinner in exactly 51 minutes and 30 seconds
>>25871054
>Parents dead
>Grandparents dead
>Never had any kind of connection with my aunt and uncle
>Hate my brother and have no contact with him anymore
>No girlfriend
I'm gonna spend christmas alone shitposting here with you while stuffing myself with candy
>>25871054
Nothing because my family's religion does not support the idea that Christ was born on a winter Jerusalem. Not to mention it's just an assumption made by the Pope Fathers.
They also don't have holloween, Valentines, anything pagan related.
Sad part is, I don't have the resources to leave the house yet. The rules are, I get to love in their hoise, I get to follow their religion.
Crying myself to sleep
Not blog offtopic barbage on /mlp/.
>>25871458
Not really surprising, 4chan has become mainstream in a certain way. This is pretty sad tho.
>>25872565
same anon fucking same
>>25873218
My experience is that it's filled with politically correct moralfags who thinks that fucking amoral funs only goes as far as a joke that when it actually happens in real life.
>>25872236
Mississippifag here.
82 degrees
Frenchfag here, christmas kinda ended.
>tfw my birthday/Christmas present is the announcement that I'll get a NEW (second hand) CAR, because I've been driving a 1300€ old twingo for years now.
>tfw I'm perfectly fine with said car and could've kept it until I finish my studies, and would've preferred a new smartphone, vidya and pony merch instead.
>tfw I feel bad about feeling bad for having a new car.
Is that selfish?
>>25871760
I want toconsensually and for the sole reason of procreation>rape best bro forever Brad-ette
>>25872749
>not celebrating the birth of Christ, whenever it may have been, because it's not chronologically accurate
Nigger they better not celebrate Easter on the regular calendar date either.
>>25873998
We stay at church for like 8 hours from 12am to 10pm because the event is being hosted from the other side of the world. Every. Single. Week.
What should I do?
chilling with family and eating Christmas shit, cuddling my waifu doll and being a creepy voyer
looking at my neighbors from my house.
My shitstepmom just got a coupon for Best Buy and wants to go buy some shit and eat at some restaurant right fricken now. She apparently doesn't know what Christmas Eve means.
>>25874071
Get better parents.
Alternatively, you could try to build up a case that because the physical community exists on the other side of the world it can't speak to the experiences of being a Christian where you live.
Basically saying that the faith leaders you've got now are inadequate to living out the fullness of your Christian-ness. I wouldn't recommend you try it from the sound of things though
>>25871110
This
Enjoying the cards/presents I got from you wonderful Anons thanks to you guys I feel in the Christmas spirit I just wish I could give you guys something backI'll find a way
Standing a six-hour watch
>>25871110
Michigan?
>>25871110
I spent today chilling on miami beach, bitch you don't even know about non-christmas weather
water was fucking cold though, only 70 degrees
>>25875991
That's different because it's supposed to be fucking hot where you are.
It is not supposed to be 70 fucking degrees in western PA during winter.
