>Anon, do you know who or what a Mr. Meeseeks is?
>Okay, good! Can you pleeeeeease make him go away? He seems to be taking hostages at Sugarcube Corner. And he has a gun like yours.
>...I don't have a gun, so I really can't help here.
>>25868425
Or a horn
>>25868425
Would Meeseeks give me a blowjob if I asked him to? Would he also force Twilight to join him if I asked him to?
>>25868425
Did it really take us this long to make a Meeseeks in Equestria thread?
Sorry Twi but.....Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
>>25868480
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>25868447
SHIT I KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING
Should I just fuck this thread's shit up and try again later?
>>25868512
Even though some people on /mlp/ hate Rick and morty I think we are all thinking "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub"
#freerick2016
>>25868425
>Can you pleeeeeease make him go away?
"CAAAAAAAAAN DO!"
>Twilight flinches at the phrase, clearly this guy is being a big threat to the town
"Kidding, Twi, kidding. I need to know, what did you order him to do?"
>"I wanted him to help be better understand friendship with ponies"
"Twilight, there's a reason I said SIMPLE commands. The longer he exists, the more desperate he gets. He's likely trying to force friendship info out of the ponies there now at gunpoint"
>"That's terrible! What can we do?"
"The only thing we can do, show him how much you learned."
>>25868577
ATTENTION....ATTENTION.
WE ARE THE GALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC.
HOWEVER, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FREE RICK OR MAKE THE ONE KNOWN AS MORTY A FRIEND.
WE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MAY BE AGAINST YOUR NATURE BUT MORTY IS A WANTED CRIMINAL AS WELL AS HIS GRANDFATHER RICK, AND THE TWO TOGETHER COULD BE A CLASS 10 UNIVERSAL THREAT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES.
#Keeptheuniversesafe
>>25868641
>Still waiting for season 3
>>25868425
What the fuck did you ask it to do?
>KEEP
>IT
>SIMPLE
>>25868425
You're right, I have a gun. But you can't kill Mr. Meeseeks by shooting him.
What was he told to do?
>>25868684
I only asked him to help me sort my library perfectly.
>>25868641
It's a peaceful day on earth, dad is working, mom is working, sister is bitching, only thing that is missing is Rick until...
*Boom*
>"What the fuck!"
"Okay morty no time to explain, get in the fucking ship!"
>"WAIT, WAIT WAI-"
The ship takes off and flies away.
>"Wh-Who are you?"
"My name Daily, I am currently writing this universe."
>"Wait, wait, wait what do you mean writing?"
"Okay so anyway you live in a universe cal-HOLY SHIT WRITER'S BLOC-"
>>25868701
>the ship flies into a white void, and it begins to lose color
>the outlines lose definition and look more like sketches
>and then, it's gone
>your story has ended, nothing will happen forever more
>>25868701
"Oh Thank god I was able to avoid hiatus. So anyways my name is daily and I am writing this scenario as you know there are multiple universes but you all live inside a single universe....ours."
>"Wait so are we not real? Or..."
"Morty......If you weren't real and you wanted to kill yourself then would I'd be doing the same thing? You have to listen morty you're probably the only person in the animated universe to understand, but you are real, everything that we see on our home is real. Why I came to get you...well like I told you, you need to understand Rick knew something not many people knew. He had to ability to go anywhere to go to our universe, to go deeper, or just watch Netflix and chill. He could of brought this universe to ours. But you know why he didn't?"
>"Why?"
"Because our universes aren't meant to b-HOLY FUCKING SHIT WERE HIT!"
Many buttons later.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MORTY BRACE FOR IMPACT!"
>"Fin-HOLY SHIT!!!!
"GOD DAMN YOU EQUESTRIA!"
>"Equesr-"
*Explosion*
>>25868655
This and Metalocalypse Season 5. Whats the point in life anymore.
>>25868712
>Implying the story ends
>>25868759
>Oh thank god I was able to avoid hiatus
FUCKING KEK
>>25868577
Check those wuba luba dub dubs ^:)
>>25868866
Checking those Dubs double Wuba luba Dub dubs
>>25868866
Dem Dubs
>>25868684
Get OP to stop sucking dicks
