this is it, i am going to Equestria guys. i have made a portal to Equestria, i will not post the pic of the portal or you will discover the source and find it, sorry guys.
this is my last post i will do on 4chan, you will never see my around anymore, haters will be happy, but not the people who have Applejack as their waifu. so, what i will do? i have made a transformer to change me to a pony, when i will get to Equestria i will find a job, try to seduce Applejack and marry her. this is it, my last post. goodbye 4chan. maybe one day i will return, goodbye Fegelfags, goodbye SkittlesAnon, goodbye Fireking and goodbye Jessi Jinx, you bastard. i am going Anons. wish me luck.
i wanted to share my informations
>how old am i?
i am 26 years old
>IS TRIS HA FARKE!=??!?! BHDAJNA
NO
>why do you want to do this?
because i want to live an adventure, i want to live the rest of my life with Applejack
goodbye Anons.
okay.
Who are you and why should we care?
>>25865987
>doesn't post proof
>doesn't want anyone else to discover his portal
fake and gay, end of discussion.
>>25866034
>Thinking there is even a remote possibility that someone that posts here can build a portal to Equestria
>>25866034
>>25866064
who knows?
>>25866074
Even assuming that somebody could build a portal, the odds of them also building a machine that can transform them into a pony are so ridiculous you may as well kill yourself and go to Equestria in the afterlife.
>>25866109
What if that is what hes talking about? What if the portal is death?
>>25866126
Why lie and say he made a portal instead of saying "I am gonna kill myself, see ya in Equestria" then? nobody really cares anyway.
>>25865987
Okay
>>25865987
Bye OP.
>>25865987
If you're killing yourself, that's your choice. Hope you end up happy.
If, somehow, you actually made a portal, going against everything I know about physics, engineering, and economics...
Best of luck, and see you in Equestria.
one less brony
>>25865987
>>25866234
>>25866245
i don't think he's gonna suicide
>>25865987
>>25865987
If I see a male pony with Applejack in the show...I doubt it'll be you still...but eh, congrats? Hell, if ya do, maybe you'll find out if EQG is canon, eh?And even though I'm pretty positive this is not real, I'm not taking any chances. Tell Twi that's she's an inspiration. Hell, tell ALL of them how many they've helped.Treat her well for me. For all of us, kay?
Godspeed OP.
>>25866523
i don't think that stallion will survive on his sight.....
>>25865987
Is it beautiful, OP? Tell me it's beautiful.
>>25865987
This has got to be the weirdest day in /mlp/ I hope you are joking, this sounds like you are about to commit suicide, I hope I'm miss interpreting your message.
>>25865987
>Then Fegelein woke up in his bathroom covered in vomit and jizz
>Acid is a hell of a drug
You closetfag
This is OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKqV_ybCS-I&t=110
Noone gives a shit, were too busy witnessing this: >>25863921
>>25865987
Fake and gay
>>25865987
If you're going to an hero, I hope you reconsider. No waifu would want the love of her life to end himself, not even if it brought the two of you together sooner.
But if I'm mistaken, and you somehow actually managed to make a portal, then godspeed you mad bastard. Send us the schematics through coded messages in the show, will you please?
