>Hey Anon, I stole your first kiss while you were sleep'n!
This is a shitty greentext prompt and you should feel bad.
>>25863043
You nigger! How will a pretty mare love me now?!
>>25863043
Ugh, gross, thought I tasted Big Mac.
>>25863043
"And I stole your virginity while you were sleeping"
>>25863043
I hate you.
>>25863043
And I should care.....why?
>>25863060
This is the real Pepe
>>25863101
This wouldn't actually be your response.
>>25863105
>Everybody is a pedo like me
inb4 reddonychan
>>25863102
dumb pepe connoisseur
>>25863102
How funny, I didn't even mind this pepe at all, just passed right by him. Why did the smug cancer have to happen?
Why did /r9k/ have to happen?
>>25863122
If you thought that this was sexual at all, then you're the pedo, family.
>>25863043
Steal my virginity next
>>25863043
That's adorable. Go find a switch.
>>25863147
>Anon payback is stealing her virginity
>>25863147
Apple Bloom doesn't know what a "virginity" is.
>>25863060
smart frog poster
>>25863241
She gon' learn when she gets hers stolen
Why would you even kiss anon in the first place AB
>>25863271
Yeah, I'm disgusting. I'm not even smart enough to not insult myself.
>>25863261
There is no such thing as a smart frog poster, I'd just call him a normal guy using a reaction image.
>>25863358dumb shitposter
>>25863043
Unless you stole it from my penis, it doesn't count.
You should try again.
>>25863271
I'm actually good looking desu just socially shit
>>25863046
NO! We need more sultry Apple Bloom.
Holy shit you're a talking horse
Applebloom Applebloom Applebloom Applebloom
>>25863043
Hey Applebloom, I stole your vaginal lips while you were sleep'n!
How cute.
writefags pls
>>25864547
I'm one. Just don't know what to write about this.
>>25863043
That's rape you shitlord. Have fun in prison
>>25864773
They fuck
>>25863043
No you didn't. You're like, 13 years too late. All you did wasGive me your first kiss.
>>25863043
Apple Bloom that wasn't my first kiss.
My first kiss was in kindergarten when I grabbed a girl and forcefully kissed her against her will.
>>25863043
But I didn't get to experience it, please give me one more please.Don't leave me like this!
>>25865064
Too easy.