ARCHIVE: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/necropone/
PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST: >>25791542
[your PARTY decides to move towards the FARMHOUSE]
[attached to the door is a note. The door appears to be unlocked]
That note seems like a lot of BS to me.
>>25862119
We back?
Aw yisss
Go out in the field and check on the pone
>>25862137
Fuck off Carlos
>>25862119
Sounds like it's time to raid the kitchen.
>>25862119
Check that pone out in the fields
>>25862119
>signed by Biggest Slut
Lets go to the field. No one suspected the farmers of being involved so there is no reason to snoop around in their house
>>25862119
TO THE FIELDS
Open the door and ask for something to eat
>>25862175
>>25862188
>>25862191
>>25862195
[following the note's directions, you move towards the field to find who 'BS' is]
[skirting the cornfield, you soon hear the sounds of banging. Further investigation soon brings you to a mare hammering posts in the ground. It's a fairly big fence for ponies, something that even you may have trouble crossing. Barbed wire is wrapped around the rails. The pony is a lanky, haggard looking mare with her mane and tail wrapped up. She's wearing an old dress and a worn shawl]
[before you can get too close, the mare spots you and spits out the hammer]
>"That's close enough, strangers. State yer business or git."
>>25862349
I'm here to hug ponies and smash liches - and I don't see any liches right now.
>>25862349
boop his nose, pet and ask whats he doing
>>25862387
>his
>mare
learn to read friend
>>25862349
Ask the Bard to introduce us. Theyre a local, aren't they?
>>25862387
her her nose
>>25862349
Greet the pony. Do this in a manner that respects pony's personal space as much as possible.
"Anon The Hug Rapist" is not a heroic title that we need.
>>25862433
I think this is a good idea.
>>25862371
>>25862433
>>25862520
[you ask eyebrows to introduce you]
>"Hey Beanstalk, this is a monster and uh, his guide that are gonna help me kill the undead freak"
[you pose heroically. Your gloomy pony looks on disapprovingly]
[Beanstalk spits on the ground]
>"'Bout time. Need more folks like you around. Hell, not even the guards will try to get through those mountains now. Well, enough of that. What did you want me for?"
>>25862666
Do we have any provisions yet? If not, try to scrounge some food out of her
>>25862666
Find out exactly what happen.
>>25862666
Information is always useful.
>>25862666
Boop her and ask for some food while petting her
>>25862733
What was she doing with that hammer?
>>25862666
Tell her you will give her serious love
then boop both necropony and eyebrow pony
guys you can't just run around and boop every pony
>>25862888
Not with that attitude!
>>25862888
not with that attidude
>>25862888
He's right. We need to boop everyzombie too
>>25862927
But not before we dipped our finger in that magic potion from the cauldron!
>>25862957
shit, we have to go back to town now to do that
>>25862957
Perfect plan
We can win this with boops alone, Necropone and Eyebrows!
Sword is just for show
>>25862888
>>25862927
and every other thing in this great place
>>25862666
let us in your barn door
>>25862666
gonna hug ya
>>25862666
Information: How many attack each time?
Do they have a pattern of attack or a direction they always come from?
How have they faired against them so far?
If we help with the fence/ or the next attack can we get some provisions?
>>25862349
That fucking crow is back!
>nobby died on his way back home
D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-E-S etc.
>>25862731
>>25862759
>>25863301
[first thing's first, you ask Beanstalk if she can tell you what exactly happened here. Every bit of information helps]
>"Heh, should have guessed that's what you wanted. They came in the middle of the night through the field, we were all in the house. My husband, Corn Cob, got up when they broke the door. They might be rotten pieces of shit, but don't think they're weak. There were about three in the house, six more outside. He tried to put up a fight, got a few with an axe. Didn't keep em down for long though, and all they needed was one good hit. After him, our daughter tried to save him. They got her in the neck, and dragged them both outside. Only reason we're left is because I tipped a lantern down the stairs. They can put themselves back together, but burning seems to keep em scared. That, or they already had what they needed."
[the mare with the guitar nods solemnly. You thank the mare for sharing with you]
[you ask if she has any work for you, and if she could spare any provisions]
>"Don't have much, but I've got some travel food if you're actually going through with this. I'll give it to you if you can bring me some MEDICINE or a DOCTOR, my boy's been bedbound with something for a week now."
>>25862830
>>25862882
>>25862927
[you boop the pony]
>>25863447
>implying he didn't just get stuck on another mountain
>>25863465
[your hand is INJURED!]
nobby is not kill!
>>25863476
guys why did we have to boop the pony
ask why they reacted like that
>>25863476
>right hand injured
noooooooo! that was our booping hand
we should ask necropone to kiss it better
and also ask where we could find a doctor
>>25863476
NOT OUR BOOPING HAND!
Where do we find a Doctor?
>>25863490
We need to stick to our guns, man. Booping is all we know.
>>25863476
Snuggle to appease the beast
>>25862666
Nobby's plane ... went down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun out ... there were no survivors.
>>25863476
give pone 'i am dissapoint' look
>>25863476
put hand in pocket and try not to cry while you lie about necropone being a doctor
>>25863476
you don't solve problems using violence pony.
>>25863521
I didn't know Bane was playing Necroquest!
>>25863476
Whoa! How did she pick up the hammer fast enough to smash Anon's hand?
>>25863476
Invite her to the party, we'll make a boop-ee out of her yet
>>25863539
Of course!
>>25863476
>>25863490
Of course she was going to react this way, she's lost her daughter and her husband, I doubt she's in the mood for snuggles and boops.maybe after we help her though?...[spoiler/]
>>25863579
Well you got your hand hammered, what's the next step of your master plan?
>>25863476
Time to find a doctor.
>>25863476
Ask necro pony to kiss your boo boo
then ask if the party can check on the colt, he might have some information also check out whats made him bedridden
>>25863476
Fuck.
Hey necropone. Know any healing spells?
>bribe her with cuddles
>>25863603
Crashing this quest with no unbooped ponies
>>25863465
>>25863476
Try to cool her ire and apologies properly and with empathy for her loss.
Ask what kind of symptoms the son is suffering with and where we may find a doctor or medicine for her.And our own hand
>>25863465
>but burning seems to keep em scared. That, or they already had what they needed."
So they are afraid of fire? or have a weakness to fire
>>25863649
This. Find the doctor and everything will work itself out.And for the love of god, don't boop him.
>>25863465
Find Doctor
Boop Doctor
>>25863727
DONT BOOP THE DOCTOR!
They tend to carry sharp objects with them.
>>25863465
So they attacked at midnight and there was nine or ten in total that night
>>25863727
We need the doctor to heal/treat our hand not injure us further, don't boop the doctor.
RECRUIT THE DOCTOR
PAY IN BOOPS
pizza break, we'll be back on the air soon
>>25863792
Pizza? what kind?
You better not say cheese pizza
>>25863792
BOOP THE PIZZA!
Vote to rename Necroquest to Boopquest?
We are so going to die the moment we encounter an actual enemy.
>>25863853
secondv this motion
We're going to die before we even get anywhere near the lich with all these self detrimental boopings
>>25863889
that's a possibility, but we have a necromancer on our side, death is not the end of the quest, just the end of our input over the functions our body performs
also how else are we going to level our boop stat high enough to defeat the lich with unlimited boopwerx if we don't use it on every available target?
>>25863931
>And this.. is to boop even further beyond!
>>25863853
reminds me of clopnow
>>25863819
There are pizzas without cheese?
>>25864054
Yes, and they are incredible bland and horrible.
Personally, Ham, mushrooms, black olives and green peppers. Stuffed crust and garlic and herb dip for said crust.
i liek butts
>>25863792
>nobby eats pizza
>gets tired
>naps
>wakes up the next day around 11
Why you do dis?
>>25865641
Nobby has to trek through the mountains to retrieve his pizzas.
>>25865659
kek
>>25865659
aw fug he's probably lost again. we should crowdfund that guy a GPS thingy or some shit
>>25865659
Probably on his own quest to slay a lich, and just wants to keep his spirits up with silly pony shenanigans in between encounters.
>>25865882
What if Nobby is a Necromancer?
>>25865890
I would snuggle.
>>25865890
I want nobby to resurrect myDick
>>25865890
Porn
When?
>>25865890
boop him
>>25863476
Ask her why she's so afraid to feel love!
>>25863931
>death is not the end of the quest
How did I not realize that until now?All the booping made me forget about the violence awaiting us
>nobby is one of the lich' prisoners trying to piece together his savior's stories from rumors he's heard
>it takes him time to reply because he has to hide his means of communication from the lich
>>25866716
That would definitively limit our potential to boopwith our bonerthough...
Cmon nobby ;_;.
C'monnnnn... dubs. C'monnn nobby, if dubs nobby gets back. C'mon get nobby if dubs. Dubs, don't fail me now... don't nobby me, don't dub me nobby.
>>25863550
This, where is our Attack of Opportunity?
>>25863550
>>25868180
she's a fast pony
>>25868436
Did you get lost again?
>>25868450
I had a lot of pizza
update soon
>>25868454
Soon™
>>25868454
DO IT
REEEEEEEEEE
>>25863498
>>25863501
>>25863606
[you nurse your hand and ask the angry mare with the hammer where you could find a doctor]
>"Just in town, left of the clock. Hope you've got enough coin for him if you are going."
>>25863614
>>25863621
>>25863710
>>25863727
>>25863781
[as your group leaves the FIELD, you pull your cloaked pony aside to ask if she knows any spells to heal your hand]
>"I know pretty much the exact opposite of healing magic. Aside from basic defense and levitation, I've mostly got magic to kill and unkill."
[failing that route, you ask if she can kiss your boo boo]
[she asks if she can see your hand, then thumps you with her hoof]
>>25863614
[exiting the FIELD to the sound of resumed hammering, you move towards the FARMHOUSE. Inside on the second floor, you find the colt in his bed. He's awfully pale, and his face is shiny with sweat. He's still asleep, though gives a fitful shiver every now and then. The floor around him is scattered with used tissues, reminding you of home]
>>25868811
DO NOT BOOP, WILL GET SICK
>>25868811
Ask necropone if she can sense any magic on him.
>>25868811
>that image
Dammit Nobby
>>25868846
This
alsoboop the sick pone.
>>25868811
When we get to the doctor we need to ask for his strongest potions.
>>25868811woah, I didn't really think that was you.
Your hand isn't a pressing issue (especially without the bits for it). Agree on having Necropone inspect the colt. Also agree on booping the sick pony.
>>25868836
horse diseases cant make humans sick
>>25868846
I LIKE IT
DO THING
>>25868846
[you ask necropony if she can sense any magic or something on him. She nods and her horn flashes green, scanning the bedridden colt]
>"He's clean. Judging by the symptoms, I'm just going to say this is a cold. It always get a few kids around these backwater hick to- uh, more 'rural places'. He can probably be fine if he gets help, but time is pressing. We should head out tonight or tomorrow morning, the more time we take on this, the more time he has to bolster his defenses. Plus, I don't have enough bits to help every sick pony from here to Griffonstone. Nights can be dangerous, until we get to the mountain we should conserve spending to inns and necessary supplies."
[you consider this information, and boop the sick colt. You get some horsesnot on your finger. He gives a responsive cough, but doesn't wake up]
>>25869023
Can we get a reminder on how much time has passed since the start of our quest? I forget how many days it is until he is all set up
>>25869023
Well, I'd still rather help him. We can inquire with the doctor about the cost of treatment. If it's too much then we'll have to hunt down a chicken and make him some chicken soup, the ancient cold cure of our people.
>>25869072
If it is too much we will just raise money in the town with our Bard :^)
>>25869023
leave tomorrow morning
Don't wanna get possibly attacked/ambushed during the night, unless there's a full moon and it's bright enough to travel at night.
>>25869023
If it is just a cold he will be okay r-right?
>>25866930
What makes you think Necropone would have a problem with her lovers being undead?
>>25869090
>traveling during a full moon
Are you asking to get attacked by a werewolf?
>>25869132
What if it's a werepony?
Could we recruit the werepony?
Could we fuck the werepony?
Because that's my fetish right there.
>>25869152
Abandon Lich quest
Roam the countryside until you find a werepony
Fuck the werepony
Marry the werepony
Spend several years of your life with themWerepony passes away before youCry
Repeat
>>25869169
Are there any stories about wereponies you know of? I know there's bat ponies out the ass but werewolves just go unnoticed in every medium, it seems.
>>25869176
Why is it a werepony?
That would be a person who changes into a pony.
Maybe an equiwolf.
>>25869183
The closest equivalent is just Horsewolf.
>>25869023
Think about it like this: we help the little colt, that's one less soldier the lich can use.
Besides, unless either you or the bard has a few home remedies for colds, then we're going to have to do this the hard way.
>>25869176
>>25869183
I remember seeing a resurgence of pictures for a while, but I haven't read anything about them
https://derpibooru.org/tags/werepony
>>25869183
Don't go bein' a smartass, you know what I mean.
>>25869023
>Butternut
I guess that's his name.
Did we ever even get names from our companions?
>>25869023
Necropone has a point, even if we save a single child, the necromancer will continue to kill many more and amass his army while we waste time.
>>25869225
I'd like to know the names of Necropone and Bardpone as well.
>>25869241
It's Master of Cuddles and Eyebrows. What more is there to it?
>>25869023
Wipe finger off on Necropone.
>>25869355
>not on her cloak
>>25868811
>The floor around him is scattered with used tissues, reminding you of home
>>25869373
The part of her without the cloak is closer though.
>>25868811
>that picture
Losst it.
>>25869119
I don't think that, I think we'll be less able to perform in that state.
>>25869023
Maybe the food supplies the Hammerpony mentioned are equal in value to doctor costs? Not to mention the extreme value of positive press that comes from good deeds that will increase the chance of getting help and discounts on the way. It might be tactical choice to help snotpony.
>>25869234
I think there could be a point to going out of our way. Maybe we could convince hammer pony or doctor pony to come help us somehow. If not, it is definitely worth it to use this as an excuse to try to get some medical supplies out of the doctor. Think about it: our hand got mildly injured and Necropone is already totally useless. What are we going to do when a party member really gets injured?
>>25870189
Problem is that we have no bits anymore.
>>25870230
I like our chances of being able to convince the doctor into just giving us the stuff. Something something sick child something lich quest etc.
>>25870270
Doctors are forced by their oath to help people, aren't they? Maybe we should just pick Butternutter up and drop him off at the Doc's.
>>25870140
We could become the lich with the biggest dong in Equestria. All the mares would line up at our door to be fucked.
>>25870593
>not being loyal to necrowaifu.
If we have necropone, why doesn't she make her own army to face his?
>>25869023
Is that colt a mare, with the last name Dubs?
>>25869023
Maybe the doctor has healing magic and we can convince him to come with us.
>>25870897
cause lich already has all the dead?
>>25870897
That takes time and corpses. She has neither.
>>25870897
She spent all her time trying to summon asemendemon
Ask sorceress horse (sorcerorse) if it can resurrect our injured hand.
heck, can she kill and resurrect us into a badass undead warrior?
i think we should give that idea some consideration, ok.
>>25870315
Maybe that would be best for Butternut, but what we really want to try to do is get the doctor to give us way too much stuff so we can take most of it. If we just dropped him off, we might get nothing.
Necromancing from p10
p10b
NEGROQUEST
>>25874248
>>25874253
necromind
we should try to give necropone some bellyrubs as soon as possible
>>25868811
Boops aren't enough I see, cast Lay on Hands and PET the sick pony.
necrobump
Booping the thread
merry necro
more necrohorse when?
>>25880664
>hey anon. Some fat dude was lurking on my roof. So I killed him and raised his corpse! What do you think of this new type of zombie?
>>25881268
nice tuft window
>>25880747
>Undead meatball on high ground.
Good. Bowl'em over and set corspe explosion o standby. Passers-by will never see it coming..
>>25882158
>>25875503
make it happen mlp
>>25883974
>>25879992
Necropone, raise OP, plz.
>>25886605
OP probably has a stomachache after eating too much christmas shitlike me.
>>25886841Busy with family, I'll start a session when I'm done snowshoeing tomorrow.
Merry Christmas, guys
>>25887067You don't even have to mate, you should take your time and don't burn yourself out too early, I love your stuff too much.Enjoy your normie life while everyone is around and happyMerry christmas.Faggot.
>>25887067
Merry Christmas to nobody.
>>25887180
Don't worry about me burning out, this will have my attention for a while. The only problem is actually finding time to run it.
Necrobump
I can't believe necro is ded
Will we have an update ? Find out tonight, TODAY!
Seems like people giving up hope on the thread
Hopefully nobby comes back
>>25891042
It's the Christmas holidays, it's understandable that he doesn't have a lot of time right now.
>>25892434
Necropone is adorable. She needs more cuddling.
>>25890420
>hype
>>25893532
That cloak also leaves her butt free
>>25890420
>today's matches brought to you by
>toucan blast
>>25893576
>pet necro
>accidentally touch her butt
What does she do?
>>25894156
Necropone is way hotter.
Resurrecting the thread from it's page 9 grave
Alright, necropone later tonight.
Not sure when, at least a few hours
>>25896681
Hype
soon bump
>>25896681
niga its like midnight
>>25897887
stop sleeping you nerd
are you a gay or something?
>>25898140
Am gay, am awake.
Boopquest hype
>>25898888
No no more boops we have one broken hand because of boop
>>25898917
We have our left hand still.
The sinister hand.
>>25898888
Ps nice quads
>>25898921
Yea but we are half as handy
>>25898929
Not booping with the "art of eight limbs".
It is characterized by the combined use of hands, elbows, knees and feet.
Then theirs are trump card
Our nose
>>25899420
>feet
Please do not kick the pony in the face.
>>25899435
You say that like that isn't our fighting technique.
Death Boops
>>25899435
Not booping pony with your toes
>>25899420
The Booper booping with his booper?
REAL QUEST HOURS WHO UP
gotta get set up and ready, then we're good to go
>>25899721
Me, I'm ready
>>25899721
God damn, nobby, it's like 2 in the morning.
>>25899742
what, are you some kinda pussy who needs to sleep?
Grab a drink and take a seat, we doin this till at least 4
>>25899721
Lurker reporting in, damn your irregular sleeping nobby, you are ruining my sleeps too!
>>25899755
First, sleep IS for the weak.
Second, dubs.
Third, i'm hopped on coffee and horny as fuck
lets do this
tfw central europe
11:18am
>>25899755
>we doin this till at least 4
nigga it's already five, I should have been in bed hours ago
I can't be doing with this
>>25899800
Central US, 4 am ...
>>25899812
*smacks your ass*
>some anon puts nobby's name on
>hey we'll update soon
>just a couple more hours
>just a bit
>still nothing
>meanwhile americucks die of sleep deprivation
glorious
>>25899721
Red leader standing by
>>25869072
>>25869193
>>25871879
[taking a minute to consider your options, you tell her that you still want to help the colt]
[she sighs and mutters something, but starts to pull out her horsewallet all the same]
>"Alright, but if the doctor's costs are higher than this, you can pay on your own."
[You received 10 Bits!]
>>25869355
>>25869373
[when she's not looking, you wipe the pony bogies on her cloak. Mission successful]
>>25869090
[you tell her the three of you should head out in the morning. Eyebrows nods from the doorway]
>"Fine, we'll hole up in that dive bar tonight. I'll pay for the room, but don't expect much else."
>>25900099
Well, not much else for us to do then go and check out our room.
Maybe pat Butternutter on the head before we leave and tell him everything will be alright.
>>25900099
We need to find something to wrap our broken hand in.
>>25900154
Isn't it just a bit bruised?
>>25900155
It's our booping hand, you can't be too careful.
>>25900099
This is your moment. Sneak in a very stealthy ear scratch of gratitude with your healthy hand.
>>25900173
This.
>>25900099
I think we should go to doctor
>>25900099
Once y'all get to the dive bar room call dibs on the bed
Also get some drink in you to forget the pain of your booping hand
>>25900099
Claim the bed and use it as the beginning of your pony harem.
>going to sleep in the quest means that we have to sit through the sleeping time irl
>>25901173
What an immersive experience.
>>25900099
Off to the doc.Check'd
>>25901299
It's like you're really there
>>25901299
>>25905756
>we're about to travel through some mountains
>probably going to get lost
Nobby's dedication to his craft is amazing. I've never seen anyone so committed to authenticity
Gonna shoot for a session tonight that's a decent length and hopefully another tomorrow, Tuesday's out formore mountaining
>>25900099
I don't think necropone would be a very good evil lich overlord.
She has much too much empathy.
>>25907440
Are you climbing Mt.Dew?
>>25900099
Roll to channel our pure retarded determination into casting a healing spell on the colt and then having absolutely no idea what we did.
Are you guys ready for more necropony adventures?
>>25909757
BORN 2 BOOP, CAPTAIN!
>>25909757
Nah
>>25909757
i have a MIGHTY NEED to hug the gloomy spellhorse
>>25909785
>>25909803
>>25909850
Okay. i'm gonna take a piss and then we'll continue
>>25909874
Fucking nobby, I gotta get up early tomorrow.
Running this shit at midnight...
>>25909874
So you'll be back in a week?
>>25909757
>>25909874
Can't trust yall with nothing
I'm not even home right now
>>25909938
Don't listen to this imposter
>>25909948
>>25909938
>>25909874
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
This is why the entire fucking board hates you mlpg
Don't think I'm gonna make a session tonight, a friend's throwing a party.
Don't make me put on a trip
