>"Anything else?"
Yeah, how about a prompt that isn't complete shit?
>>25860578
Your ass on a leash in bed with me
We'll bang ok?
Yeah can you pick up some oats?
>>25860628
>"This is a diner, Anonymous. What are you talking about? Are you done with your order?"
>>25860673
"Yes, I'm done, now go bring me something to eat, horseface."
>Pinch her horsebutt when she turns to get the order
>>25860578
So can we fuck or what?
>>25860578
How abouta bowl of fruit
>>25860578
I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is Fuck You.
>>25862210
Kek
A blow job would be nice
>>25860578
bacon cheese burger small fry and a large chocolate shake please
>>25860578
Yes, explain this
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/best-of-4chan-b-lgbt-vg-tv/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/09/almost-converted-at-brony_n_3728977.html
http://observer.com/2011/08/pony-up-haters-how-4chan-gave-birth-to-the-bronies/
http://jezebel.com/5827591/the-unlikely-origins-of-the-brony-or-dudes-who-like-my-little-pony
>>25862752
>>25860578
You lift your finger as if your ready to order, and then your face falls in disgust as the audience laughs. You grow back to the oversized menu and hide your face in it.
>Hrmmmmmmmmmm Mrrrrrrrmmmmmmm Heeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnh
>You begin playing with your spoon, tapping it against the table, then tapping it across random things on the table finishing your percussionary solo on the back of the patron behind you's head as the audience continues to laugh.
>You begin flipping through the menu quicker and quicker, and suddenly to flip the page so fast that you spill the sugar, salt and pepper on the table. You look over the top of the giant menu and your face crinkles up as you let out a groan. You pulled out a hanky and wipe up all the spilled seasoning on the patron behind you again.
>The audience laughs even more as you go back to your menu, and smile happily and point to what you wanted on the menu.
>You put the giant menu down and smile at the waitress.
>"One Water."
The audience roars with laughter as your theme song begins to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzGimN2H2oQ
>>25862827
You.
I like you.
