>>25859622
Stop this
>>25859630
FAK OF, YA BLOOHDY PLANK
>>25859622
Dubs confirm Chavtavia
>>25859665
Kek
"Oy oy, Anon! Pop dahn the Paki shop for us woodya, I'm clean ahy of bladdy fags!"
"Do you have the money?"
"Nah, moi fakkin' giro ain't turned up yet. Just get us twenty numbies you numpty. I'm gaggin' for a smoke!"
"You never pay me back, Tavi."
"Fakkin' 'ell squire, wot is this - nazi Germany? I'll fakkin' pay you in kind, wunnai? What you wont, a blowjob and sum tops?"
"...OK."
"Well get a wiggle on then you muppet, those Pakis shut up shop in ten minnits so they can pray to lord Dan the Ram or whoteva the fak they do apart from cum ova 'ere and nick our fakkin' benefits."
>>25859622
You can't be fagged to do something, ay?
>>25860064
continue
>>25859622
Damn. I remember that I was about two-thirds through writing this big R63 Chavtavia story last year. But things kept on coming up IRL, and I ended up losing the drive to finish it along the way.
I should finish or reboot it.
Chavtavia is a miracle of the universe.
>>25860486
Who's the artist?
Oh my god, I never realized how much I needed this until now.
>>25861155
Jargon Scott. One of his earlier works, looks like.
>>25861205
Your a little late m8
Shits been happening since season 3ish
>>25859622
Where do you learn how to speak British?
>>25859622
Donkeyvia
>>25861983
Not from chavs, they are a cancer on the true British people.
>>25862426
>true British people
>>25860102
Fakkin 'ell, mate. Youse just askin fer a bot'el o'er yer 'ead aintcha?
Don't git yer bleedin' knickers in a bunch mate
Any1 up fer a shag?
Lad
m9
Chavtavia xxx when?
>>25862002
Ya bloohdy wot?
OI YOU RUDDY BLOIGHTER WOT THA FAK DO YA THINK YER DOIN' TOUCHIN ME ARSE?
>>25860145
>finish or reboot it
JUST
>>25866128
Yer in the fakkin' way.
>>25866128
Yew be needin a rite good shag, lass
>>25859622
It's Octavia not whatever name you put down. Get it right fat beckbeard
>>25866598
Y dontya coom to mah howse and say that to mah fookin face, ya silly cunt?!
>>25866190
DO IT
Fakkin ell
Why can I barely understand this shit, but love it so much?
>>25869305
Cuz yew ainta fakkin wankah, lad
>>25869314
Yezeis yoofukken twat. Arcom'e carnt spek propah loikus?
Oh god help, im not even a oldfag and newbs dont even remember the bleedin general.
Whats next? Odipedious? Maids 5th return? More 63?
Fucking hell haitus brings them all back from the dead.
>>25869338
>newbs
Wasn't aware we went back in time.We are getting some shit back, there is slightly more 63 around.
>>25869334
Coom two mah fookin howse an say taht shite.
Yer a bleedin tit, ya kno taht?
>>25869365
Oil breakme fukken Brescia off upyer arse ye wonk.
>>25869383
Eye'll knock u off yer pop mate
>>25869305
Is it bad if I can understand it all perfectly?
>>25869407
I honestly still need a couple of rereads, but I get the gist usually.
>tavi will never tell me the vulgar shit she'd want to do with me in that lovely voice
Feels bad.
Can we get some Chavtavia and anon green?
>>25869458
"Fancy it, Anon?"
"Fancy what?"
"A BLOW JOB ya soft numpty, yoo do kno wot a blow job is? You got them where yoo cum frum intcha?"
"Never heard of them." <Sarcasm
"Wot, really? Worl, it's time yoo 'ad wun then sunshine!"
"How do we do this 'blow job' you speak of?"
"First off, I tug dahn yer flie and drop yer trahsers like this. Then I pull dahn yer pants!"
"OK."
"'Ere, 'ees asleep! So wot we wont first is for me to give yer bell end a likkle kiss and a stroke like this, orl gentle-like."
"OK."
"Thass moar like it, 'ees wakin' up! Nah I run me tongue all up and dahn yer shaft to encourage 'im, see?"
"...Yeah..."
"Now yer good an' 'ard I put yer old bellend in me maurth and give it a right lickin' on the glans."
"..."
"Tell yer wot, I'll get me thrup'nny bits aht while I'm at it so you can play wiv 'em."
"......"
>>25859622
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
>>25869839
Please Anni on, canna have sahm moar?
>>25866128
I thought you said you "love" your cello mate!
>>25869943
>When a chav says "darling"
>>25868033
>>25866771
>>25866190
>>25860145
Alright, alright. I'll see what I can do. Get off my back, Shia.
So, if I'm gonna rework it, I need to ask. In my original story, it was about an R63 Chavtavia being friends with a non-R63 Vinyl (and them being totally in denial about their mutual feelings), and the genders of the various secondary characters were also a mix-and-match of canon and R63'd genders (because fucking with that shit is fun).
But for this reboot, I'm considering setting it in a wholly standard world, with "Octavius" actually being Octavia's brother, and a counterpart to Vinyl Scratch's brother in the comic books, Long Play (aka 33â…“-LP) (see pic). Could set up some interesting sibling rivalry dynamics for a side-plot and allow for some good Britbong-to-Britbong banter or a scene comparable to "English English" in Austin Powers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIaiW1XrzxA)with the twist that Vinyl understands the two Chav pones' banter because she's listened to Octavia/Octavius use it so often in her presence before
So my question is - should this approach be considered?
>>25870740
You fucker, you write, otherwise I dong give a shit what you do.
bumping for green
Bing
Durr
>>25870740
yeah that sounds good m8
Oy
>>25866105
DONKEYVIAAAAAAAA
>>25873279
CHAVTAVIAAAAAAA
>>25870740
>Vinyl a stuttering mess around her friend's brother
c-cute.
>>25873717
>Christmas
>Vinyl invited to Octy's family christmas dinner
>She introduces her family, finishing with her brother
>Vinyl: [heart thumping.mp3]
>>25875977
>Vinyl liked her friend - a lot
>but not gay
>always thinks about a male Octavius
>meets her rule 63 version of a brother
>she can't even
>>25869839
Fookin
>>25875977
Twat
>>25869848
this is one underrated post
Oi
britbong Octavia is one of the best things
>>25880011
Chavtavia OC on Christmas with triple-dubs?
It's a Christmas miracle!
Fahoo fores, dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas come this way...
>>25880114
thanks m8
>>25880011
vinyl's response
>>25880011
i agree
Chavtavia Besttavia
>>25860064
As a Brit I can confirm we use Paki a lot.
>>25870403
I honestly can't hear "darling" in a chav voice without it sounding sarcastic.
>>25881006
Adorable
>>25881006
I want a Chavtavia mumhorse.
>>25881009
As a real human I can confirm britbongistanis are severly tarded
>>25881006
OI U AR ONE CHEEKY KUNT MUM
>>25881006
I'd rather cuddle with the motherofmychildren
>>25885148
Whoops
I Have No Bantz And I Must Bump
She may be chav, but she is still a donkey.
>>25860064
that is one of the greatest things I've read in a long time.
>>25878473
this
Original for newfags.
>>25890781
it was a good thread
Bumpin for chav horse
Live!
>>25860064
Do we have more britbongistani anons?
>>25896156
pakis?
>>25869839
Any more where this came from?
>>25869391
Leave my soda out of this you slut
Poo in loo
>tfw slag chavtavia and anon the story doesn't exist past a one-shot
>>25899794
Who u calling a fookin schlut m8?
I tink we otta leav your mum out'a dis
>>25890781
Where's the part with octy's mum on it?
>>25899834
Slag chavtavia?
>>25900127
Octavia isn't some Olliver Twist as a female pony?
