>"Anon, take one more step and I swear I'll pounce!"
>>25854728
...Step 4: Profit.
>>25854728
>jumps the rest of the way
Well I'm not taking steps, fool
*steps*
>>25854728
Well if you keep shaking your plot like that the only thing you're going to pounce on is Anon Jr.
>>25854728
twilight your a pray animal, doubt you could.
>>25854728
>aggressive booty waggling.gif
>>25854728
Oh, one more STEP huh?
>crouch
>roll forward like sanic
>>25854775
Now, now, she's not a filthy mud pony.
>>25854728 (OP)
>>25854775
"Twilight you're a prey animal, I doubt you could."
> With that you take a step forwards.
> In a flash a ball of purple tackled you to the ground.
> In another flash and a flick of your dick Twilight began to rip and tear into your throat.
> Or at least attempted too.
> Instead her flat teeth; despite pinching your throat did nothing but harmless and slightly annoying pain.
> Twilight who was snarling like a wild crack-trained Iranian wolf in heat took no notice to your laughter.
> Which was getting increasingly boisterous.
> Twilight finally pulled away with a frown.
> She needed to stop trying so hard.
> Picking yourself up and dusting yourself off you simply chuckle.
> You shake your head silently, your chieftain hat bouncing along with it.
“Nice form Trylight but you were too eager.”
> You crouch on all fours and flash your canines.
“Next time do not give me a warning, hunters never give warnings!”
> You simply puff out your chest, your loincloth bouncing along with your motion.
“And when you tackled me you threw too much weight forward, throw with your legs not your upper-body.”
> You wave a hand in the air.
“Either way it was an okay tackle, not enough to join my pack.”
> You throw your head back and let out a long howl a cacophony of similar howls joining you.
> With that you crouch down on all fours and sprint back to the forest, leaving Twilight in a cloud of dust and once more in a state of utter frustration.
> You are Anonymous the king of beasts.
> And Twilight was puny, queen of weakness and the inept ability to fit into society no matter what.
> Hue hue hue.
> You leap upwards and latch onto a nearby vine, swinging from tree to tree.
“OHHHHWWWAAAYYYY!!!!”
>>25854952
>>25854728
>Taks step
>she looks hooryfied
>she pleeds
Plz don't rap
>is too lat
I am proffeasinol rapper, you can't be savd
>takes benis in hand
>poots near boothole
Penatraytion will begen Twyliit
>Pone boothole is penatrated
>ejacculate
>you fast cum
Psssh nootheng personal prenciss
>you smug
The End
Wat you guis think
>>25856057
barvo
