MiB crossover when?
>>25853683
>>>/AiE/
>>25853683
The next story is the Starlight one right?
>>25853683
>Trixie story
>LYRA AND BON BON STORY
>Starlight story
>All of the princesses stories
>Still no fucking Spike story
Fuck this shit.
>>25853683
>march release
So, what do you guys think S.M.I.L.E. stands for?
>>25853781
So many indecent lewd endeavors
>>25853727
Did you forget about "We Like Spike"?
>>25853831
who?
>>25853831
That wasn't a Berrow chapter book. All we're getting in 2016 is that trippy picture book drawn by the woman who did that seapony book. And that may not even involve Spike despite being about dragons.
>>25853781
Secret Mares Initiating Love in Equestria
>>25853683
Why do ponies wear collared suits?
>>25853683
>memes background ponies
>G. M berrow become a meme writer since her last book
Welp, I will not buy that book
>>25853963
The same reason they're standing on their back hooves: it's shit.
So the covert art is a parody of MiB,
the title is a reference to Men from U.N.C.L.E.
And yet Bonbon in Slice of Life seemed more like a Mission Impossible kind of spy.
If the book is as mismashed as the cover art (and it probably is since they bothered giving original cover art instead of just colored shaped and an old vector) this is going to be more of a train wreck than usual.
A shame we have no synopsis. So I'm going to have to wait to completely disregard this as shit.
>>25853727
>liking Huffy the Magic Dragon
>>25854081
I bet you think Puff the Magic Dragon is about marijuana.
>>25854056
Berrow writes better than the comics at least.
>>25854189
>berrow writer better than the SJW and retarded writers
Wow
>>25854244
Berrow actually gives a shit about characters who aren't her OCs. In fact, two of the OCs she created were bad on purpose to add comedy to the story.
>>25854056
>>25854244
>judging a children's book this seriously
Unlike the comics these books are 100% meant for children, and they're fairly well written. What the fuck do you expect? They're babbys first chapter book for little girls the writer can't exactly work around that.
>>25854397
When the writer of said shit books is also a writer for the show proper, it kinda becomes a big deal.
Remember when that one dumb slut said something along the lines of "Just because it's for kids, that doesn't mean it has to be shit?"
Yeah, me neither.
>>25854419
But they're not shit, you're just a jaded adult who expects Dostoevsky out of a kids book about ponies.
>>25854244
Comic staff (Bobby Curnow and the useless league)
>Not canon
>Hasbro barelly give a shit
>They only get the synopsis of the episodes of the next season
Book staff (G. M. Berrow and Pedrita Finn)
>barelly canon (Meghan give the origin of candyass and her alicornification to Berrow for the first book)
>Hasbro always check the chapters
>they get the original script of the seasons and movies ( Maud pie is mentioned in the second book and the eqg book mention the original transformation of the girls that includes horn for rarity and twilight)
Berrow have a lot of benefits and her book are shitty as fuck
>>25854419
>>25854397
They're actually above what I would expect a late elementary school level book to be. Pretty solid stories that have a lot of weird vocabulary in them. Berrow is very obsessed with making the Royal Sisters speak in Latin.
It's definitely not talking down to its audience.
>>25854706
>Berrow is very obsessed with making the Royal Sisters speak in Latin
Sound a quite unprofessional, it a book for little kids after all
>>25855256
All Luna said was “Gratias lunam et stellas," and it was explained as her thanking the moon and the stars.
>>25855256
That's not even an argument
>>25854706
>Berrow is very obsessed with making the Royal Sisters speak in Latin
Wait really? Holy shit I'd love the fuck out of that
>>25854056
Just because something makes a lot of references to other things doesn't make it shit. IE did you even watch Airplane? Or any of Mel Brooks films?
If it was made for comedy then parody is parody and satire satire. Don't judge a book by the cover. If the book is shit, THEN it is shit.
I want to read that book
>>25854635
I've read them. I have also read GOOD childrens' books. Berrow's a hack who thinks kids can't understand good writing. Fuck you.
>>25858028
Have you actually read them? They're pretty decent for kids' stories.
Anyway, what happened to that Trixie book?
>>25858048
>Have you actually read them?
No, I was lying to you on the internet. Dumbass.
>>25858048
The Trixie book apparently releases in February.
What about that Discord book?
>>25854056
I thought the title is more of a reference to the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
>>25858411
Discord book came out a while ago and has nothing really memorable in it.
>>25858028
>I have also read GOOD childrens' books.
Back up your claim then.
Which ones that you have read that were actually good?
Or does any other anon want to step up for that matter?
I'll even be nice and give you a freebie.
>Dr.Seuss. He limited his vocabulary and used poetic metre to help kids who were struggling to read.
>>25858757
>Which ones that you have read that were actually good?
Diadem. Animorphs. Books like those. Adventure books that don't treat the reader like a mental invalid.
But then, I read 'It' for the first time when I was eleven, so I will admit to being a bit biased.
Any of you read the Daring Do books? They're coming out separately soon, but there was a collection like last year. They're pretty good actually. Three books that are really one adventure with a ton of continuity between them.
Rate the books
>twilight
5/10
>pinkie pie
8. 5/10
>rainbow dash
6/10
>Applejack
9/10
>Rarity
8/10
>fluttershy
7/10
>celestia
6. 5/10
>luna
7. 5/10
>discord
7/10
>Daring do
Eternal flower: 9.5/10
Forbidden cite in the clouds: 9/10
Thief of maraponne: 8/10
>>25853683
>pulling Lyra into the spyshit too
Thanks M.A. Larson.
>>25854656
I don't think barely canon is right, given that they refer to Pinkie's book in the show.
>>25859245
I'd go higher with Luna's but other than that these are all right.
>>25859245
>Celestia book is worse than the moonrise book
This should be illegal
>>25859245
I'd put the Rarity book up to a 9 cause I really liked Charity, but otherwise I think I agree with the other ratings of what I've read. Still need to go through the Daring Doo series myself, but I keep forgetting to do it when I have the time.
>>25860297
Daring Do series is actually really good.
>>25859678
Celestia book gets weird with the whole Monacolt thing.
>>25853781
Secret
Manhunting
Intelligence
&
Lurking
Experts
Equestria has always been plagued by hominids, assuming various forms and disguises and spreading chaos. The SMILE taskforce was specifically created to discover and throw out the chaos sewing monkeys from the general population, to protect the innocence and harmony of the whole world.
Watch as Special agent L and B try to undercover a plot of a madmare, or more accurately told, a "madman-disguised-as-mare" that has tricked ponies into striking indecent poses and photographing them. Will this be the last of the nefarious "Photo Finish" abusing scheme? We might never know...
I just messaged the publisher about how the Trixie book fell off the face of the earth.Apparently it's not actually coming out until January of 2017.
>>25854656
No one going to buy that book.
>>25858438
And it sucks!
>>25853683
Fuck, can they just stop it with the spy garbage already?
>>25853683
Why is there no Lord of the Rings crossover? Or Harry Potter? Or anything to have to do with magic fantasy medieval lands.
>>25863056
Because copyright claim's a bitch and censorship is tragic. It's really a miracle we got Derpy to talk again.
>>25863056
Sombra (aka Pony Sauron) is the closest we'll ever get to a LotR crossover. Hopefully get get some sort of reference to The Last Unicorn, Unico, or some other horse related fantasy somewhere down the line.
>>25863056
I can't imagine them ever doing a Harry Potter reference.
>>25863056
>Why is there no Lord of the Rings crossover?
If it consoles you...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xug98p_mlp-fim-s1-e7-dragonshy_shortfilms
Skip to 08:53 and then listen carefully to the music.
