Welcome aboard! If you want some basic insight on this game, look up "/mlp/ Tower" on Desustorage.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
To begin, we'll need passers-by to post the nearest three items to the RIGHT, not counting computer accessories.
We'll begin when we have at least three players ready.
>>25853330
>the nearest three items to the RIGHT
Bottle of soda.
Clock.
Balisong.
>>25853466
All right, we have one inventory!
>Bottle of Soda added to Inventory.
>Clock added to Inventory.
>Balisong added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
We'll begin when we have two more players ready.
>>25853488
Forgot trip
>>25853330
Shisha pen
Notebook
Miniature Christmas tree.
>>25853505
Note book as in a paper pad
>>25853505
>>25853524
Wonderful! Another inventory has been added!
>Shisha Pen added to Inventory.
>Notebook added to Inventory.
>Miniature Christmas Tree added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>2 AnonPones in Waiting Room.
One more inventory and we'll begin.
>>25853330
>stuff to my right
A red and yellow stripped throw pillow.
A pair of chopsticks I brought home from the Mongolian BBQ.
A heavily modified NERF Maverick.
>>25853562
And we have our third Inventory!
>Red/Yellow Throw Pillow added to Inventory.
>Chopsticks added to Inventory.
>Modified NERF Maverick added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>3 AnonPones in Waiting Room.
Since this is the first thread, do you want to view the tutorial before we begin the game? Y/N, majority rules.
>>25853330
a bandage
a pink textmarker
an empty cannice.
We have three yeses, and five posters in the thread. Majority rules for yea on the tutorial.
>Hardcover book
>Pillow
>Mineral water bottle.
>>25853581
>>25853617
Two more AnonPones arrive in the Waiting Room!
>Bandage added to Inventory.
>Pink Textmarker added to Inventory.
>Empty Can added to Inventory.
>Hardcover Book added to Inventory.
>Pillow added to Inventory.
>Mineral water bottle added to Inventory.
>+2 AnonPones.
>5 AnonPones in Waiting Room.
>>25853584
>>25853591
>>25853598
>>25853610
Okay. I'm still preparing things for first-time use, so bear with me.
>Laser pointer
>Ballpoint pen
>Empty glass
How boring of me.
>>25853505
This is me btw.
Do I need to namefag for this?
>>25853562
Well this guy had better be a unicorn so he can fire his gun.
>>25853505
This guy too, so he can hold his pen and notebook.
>>25853466
>>25853617
This guys have food. Let's make them earth ponies.
>>25853581
>>25853665
These guys can be pegusi to round out cast diversity.
Thoughts?
>>25853697
Oh boy, I get to be the diversity hire.
>>25853665
Another AnonPone joins the fray!
>Laser Pointer added to Inventory.
>Ballpoint Pen added to Inventory.
>Empty Glass added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>6 AnonPones in Waiting Room
>>25853687
You don't have to, but it will make things far less complicated in the future.
Would you guys prefer an image-based or a text-based inventory?
>>25853665
Namefagging now
>>25853697
I'm >>25853581
Honestly, I'm more of a unicorn type of guy, but who am I to deny flight
Also namefagging.
We're going to get deleted so fucking fast.
I'm the pillow/chopstick/Nerf guy.
>>25853720
Text based. Let's do everything text based so that we can move faster and get as much done as possible before the thread is obliterated.
>>25853772
this.
>>25853772
Yeah fast is good
>>25853772
>>25853775
>>25853786
If you insist.
We will begin the adventure with this prompt:
>The six AnonPones awaken in the midst of some ancient ruins. The sky is a shade of grey, and there seems to be no sign of life anywhere...
>Observe?
>Walk in a direction?
Observe. Do we recognize the style of ruins? Are there obvious entrances? Any evidence that anyone has been here since antiquity?
>>25853817
Observe ruins.
>>25853840
>>25853847
>Ponkafag and Phlashbax decide to observe the ruins. From what they can see, there are six pillars surrounding their position in a circular formation. Upon closer inspection, the leftmost pillar appears to have an unrecognizable marking etched inside, but you cannot tell when it was created.
>Observe area outside pillars?
>Walk in a direction?
>>25853895
Observe area outside.
Phlashbax, can you copy the rune down in your notebook? And assuming that >>25853697 is accurate, could Tavifag or Bandagepony fly up and tell us what the ruins look like from above?
>>25853895
>>25853914
Use notepad to copy down markings.
Could be usefull.
>>25853914
Bandageguy here
Sounds like a plan to me
>>25853903
>Tavifag trots to the area outside. It appears to be raining heavily, and he can make out what appears to be a mannequin of a mare not far from the ruins.
>>25853914
>>25853921
>As per Ponkafag's request, Phlashbax copies down the odd marking in his notebook. (Use the command "/notebook" to bring up copied notes.)
>Observe mannequin?
>Walk in a direction?
>Perhaps do both?
>>25853945
Check out mannequin.
>>25853945
>mannequin.
>its a trap.
Since I can't do much, /notepad.
Lets see these markings.
>>25853977
If it is I'll just fly the fuck away.
Obviously the mannequin is a trap. I'll fire a nerf dart at it to check. I can always levitate the ammo back.
>>25854051
My hero
>>25853961
>Tavifag inspects the mannequin. Since it doesn't pose any immediate threat, it can be used as a punching bag... If you feel like it.
>>25853977
/notepad
>Phlashbax reviews the notebook. Here, he realizes that the marking he jotted down looks more like a hexagon...
>>25854051
>Ponkafag engages the mannequin with a nerf dart. It takes the hit.
(Start combat tutorial?)
>>25854062
Yes, tutorial.
Also retrieve dart and reload.
>>25854062
Y
I buck the mannequin, just in case.
>>25854072
>>25854075
>>25854079
>The Training Mannequin draws near!This will improve with time, don't judge it quite yet.
This is the main battle screen. Turn order will be decided by order of posts.
The "100/100" symbol represents HP. As you take damage, this number will decrease. Use foods and other healing items to keep this number from reaching zero. If it reaches zero, you will lose consciousness and have to "roll" to recover.
Status effects will be displayed beside your name.
The symbols next to your HP meters indicate your race. The orange symbols represent Earth Ponies, the blue represent Pegasi, and the violet represent Unicorns. As of now, the Pegasi and Unicorns have no skills, but with more experience comes new powers.
Try attacking the mannequin with whatever seems manageable!
>>25854181
NERF BARRAGE!
>>25854181
>No weapons...
If in doubt go Bard.
Place miniature Christmas tree and sing Christmas carols to inspire others.
>>25854181
I stab it with my pen
>>25854181
I'll just go full on tackle
>>25854208
I AM SO TOTALLY INSPIRED RIGHT NOW!Also, aren't you a unicorn? Why not go wizard? You've got a spellbook.
>>25854228I could, but I'm seeing if this works
>>25854246Go bard all the way.
>>25854204
>Ponkafag attacks the Training Mannequin with some NERF Bullets! The Training Mannequin took 3 damage.
>>25854208
>Phlashbax used the miniature Christmas Tree and sang some carols in the rain!
Ponkafag's SPD rose by 3!
>>25854215
>Tavifag attacked the Training Mannequin with the Ballpoint Pen! It took 6 damage.
>>25854217
>Lux tackled the Training Mannequin! It took 5 damage.
The Training Mannequin did nothing.
...Oh, here's some more things to know.
ATK represents your offensive power. The higher it is, the more damage you'll give.
DEF represents your defensive ability. You higher this is, the less damage you'll take.
SPD represents how fast you attack, and how likely you are to dodge opponents' attacks. Since you all have the same SPD right now, attack pattern goes by post order.
And finally, FRS represents the power of Friendship. The higher this value is, the better you are in every aspect of battle.
When you're ready to move on, you can flee the battle, or defeat the enemy. The Training Mannequin has 20 HP and 0 EXP.
>>25854284Okay, so 0XP means no real point in continuing, but good to know how combat works.
Nerf bullets will be more useful for trapfinding and experimentation than real damage, so if Phlashbax is going bard, I'll go rogue.
>6 hp left
Might as well finish the job
I give it a few kicks
>>25854284
How is FRS raised?
>>25854284I'm a bit late to the party, is there still room for another AnonPone?
>>25854317
I assume that on level up we get to put a point in any one ability score. FRS would be like splitting our point up evenly to all scores.
>>25854328We seem to have an inactive player, so go for it. What are the first three non-electronics to your right?
>>25854284
Just follow others, feeling euphoric.
>>25854308Like your thinking.
>>25854348
>A pair of shoes.
>An empty messenger bag.
>The detachable footrests of a wheelchair. (They're metal, kinda look like bike pedals.)
>>25854316
>Lux attacked the Training Mannequin with some Pegasus force! It took 6 damage.
The Training Mannequin was defeated! The entire party got 0 EXP.
>>25854317
FRS is raised on rare occasions, like being charitable towards AnonPones and doing nice things. However, the adverse can happen if you choose to destroy everything this side of Equestria.
>>25854328
Sure, see >>25853330
>>25854338
You're almost right. When it happens, you'll see.
What is our next move?
>Continue down the path?
>Explore?
>Go back to the Ruins?
>>25854372
I try to take a leg from the mannequin to use as an improvised weapon.
>>25854371
>>25854372
And for reference I'll namefag as this.
>>25854372
I say we give the ruins another shot. Six pillars, and we have a hexagon mark on one. Could it be some sort of map or something?
Also, I strap my pillow to my back as improvised cloth armor, and encourage the other guy with a pillow to do the same.
>>25854371
Another AnonPone joins the party!
>Shoe x2 added to Invetory.
>Empty messenger bag added to Inventory.
>Wheelchair footrest x2 added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>7 AnonPones are lurking around some rainy area.
>>25854385
>Tavifag takes one of the Training Mannequin's legs to use as an improvised weapon.
Tavifag's ATK rose by 1!
>>25854393
Welcome to the party, Lyrafag.
>>25854417
>Ponkafag returns to the Ruins. There, he dries off and straps the Pillow to his back.
Ponkafag's DEF rose by 4!
Lyrafag has brought a messenger bag into the Inventory!
I should remind you that your Inventory space is limited; 30 slots. You can use other forms of storage, like Lyrafag's messenger bag, to hold extra items that exceed the 30-slot maximum. For example, the messenger bag can hold 5 items of your choosing, and it will show up as a sub-menu should you use the command "/inv".
Also, there are some distictive statistics that certain races have. For example, Earth Ponies' dominant skill is ATK, Pegasi have SPD, and Unicorns have DEF. As a start, each seperate race has 1 point towards their skill.
>>25854417
Hexagon...could be a pictogram for 6.
I say ruins too.
>>25854466
I'll follow Ponka to the ruins
>>25854466
What is baseline, without racial bonuses?
>>25854393
Whoops, forgot to mention that Lyrafag is an Earth Pony... For now.
>>25854467
>>25854488
>AnonPone1 and Tavifag follow PonkaFag to the Ruins.
Here's a complimentry stat sheet. To display statistics, say "/stats".
Legend: HP/ATK/DEF/SPD/FRS
AP1-100/11/10/10/1
PHL-100/10/11/10/1
PKF-100/10/15/10/1
LUX-100/10/10/11/1
AP5-100/11/10/10/1
TVF-100/10/10/11/1
LRF-100/11/10/10/1
Also, are there any other conspicuous occurrences of the number six in the ruins besides the pillars and hexagon rune?
>>25854467on phone so no trip, it crashes my phone when posting
>>25854512
I'll put my shoes on, being an earthpony they might add some more bite when I buck something. I'll follow >>25854527
And search for more six related occurrences.
>>25854512
I hover above the ruins and look down.
>>25854512
I'm gonna stay near the ruins and fly around a bit trying to find something usefull
>>25854512
Shouldn't Tavifag have an ATK of 11 with the +1 Mannequin leg of bashing?
Look around, got to be a dungeon entrance somewhere
If we don't find anything in these ruins -- and I hope we can with so many people searching -- then I propose poking the hexagon rune. Maybe it is a button linked to the pillars or something.
Are we dead?
>>25854510
The baseline is 100/10/10/10/1.
>>25854527
>Ponkafag inspects the ruins once more, but finds nothing noteworthy.
>>25854559
>Lyrafag equips both of the Shoes, then follows Ponkafag into the Ruins.
Lyrafag's ATK increased by 6!
>>25854573
>Tavifag hovers above the Ruins to find that there is a massive burning structure to the party's right. It's barely visible from ground level.
>>25854577
>Lux is seeing from Tavifag's point of view.
>>25854582
He should. It's fixed now.
>>25854620
>Phlashbax catches sight of the burning building.
>>25854675
>Ponkafag pokes the hexagon-symbol with his hoof. A wooden crate harmlessly drops to the center of the Ruins.
This is my trip for mobile. It takes me a good while to write posts like this.
>>25854829
I investigate the burning structure without getting too close. I also bring it to the whole party's attention
>>25854829
I head over to the box and inspect it from a few feet away. Is it booby trapped?
Standard trap detection. I shoot a nerf dart at the crate. If it's safe, then Lyrafag, you've got the highest ATK, do you want to try and buck the crate open?
>>25854858
I'll smash it to pieces! Hopefully the contents aren't too fragile... Though they did just fall from the ceiling.
>>25854829
Spell check - use fire extinguisher spell to put out fire.
And now... we wait.
>>25854988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdmOVejUlI
>>25854846
>Tavifag flies closer towards the burning structure, but it's a lot farther away than he thought it was. With this knowledge, he and Lux fly back to the Ruins and alert the other equines about the burning structure.
>>25854848
>Lux inspects the wooden crate for booby traps. He finds none...
>>25854858
>Ponka fired a nerf dart at the crate. Nothing happened...
>>25854873
>Lyrafag attacks the Wooden crate with his shoes! Inside, he found some Jelly Beans!
Jelly Bean x 30 added to Inventory.
>>25854878
>Phlashbax looks for the nearest fire extinguisher, but is dismayed to not find such an object.
>>25854988
>>25855013
Sorry about the long wait.
>>25855081
It's okay <3
I think we should all go check out the fire, since I think we've exhausted these ruins.
Awesome!
Let's see what else we can get out of this thing!
Collect dart, enthusiastically jam hex button again.
>>25855106
Oh, right, the fire. Maybe later then. We've got people to save.
>>25855127
Right, let's head to the fire! We don't exactly have a way to put it out, unless we can expose it to the rain somehow. Let's investigate the burning structure and see what we've got to work with.
>>25855081
I fly a bit ahead of the party to look for enemies, traps and other possible threats
>>25855165
I'll fly with you, for pegasi solidarity
Start blowing flames out.
>Its-something.jpg
Ok its 2am gmt. Got to call it a night.
happy adventures, and 10/10 to OP.
>>25855106
>>25855127
>>25855160
>Tavifag, Ponkafag and Lyrafag leave the Ruins in unison to approach the flaming structure.
>>25855165
>>25855173
>Lux and Tavifag flew ahead of the pack to scout for dangers ahead, and found what appeared to be some sort of oddly-shaped vehicle blocking the path ahead. As they flew closer, it exposed a cannon and shot something high into the air, then moved back towards the flaming building.
>>25855185
>Phlashbax loses his head and blows flames out, then curls up and begins to sleep in the Ruins.
Ponkafag's armor is drenched, causing him to lose 1 DEF.
Do either of the unicorns want to take a closer look at those beans we found to see if they have any sort of magical properties?
>>25855196
Can I fly higher and try to see what it shot? Or is it moving to fast?
>>25855220
After we're out of danger, sure.
>>25855196
What did it fire?
>>25855196
Is the cannon firing at us, or the flaming building?
>>25855196
I follow the vehicle to find out where exactly it's heading.
I try my best to stay hidden and not get shot
>>25855229
You know what? Screw it. He who hesitates is lost, and this thing is leveling a building.
I try to run around the vehicle in a wide arc to get behind it, and I shoot a dart at the tank's projectile as I do so (in case it is something that explodes on contact).
How much different is it from Tower? I see stats and races here.
Maybe will join in few h.
>>25855287Only as different as it needs to be to scrape by the rules against RP.
>>25855220
>Tavifag tries to follow the projectile up, but only sees a brown ball heading back down towards the wandering group of AnonPones...
>>25855229
>>25855260
>From the party's point of view, the vehicle appeared to fire a projectile directly up into the air, breaking through the clouds.
>>25855269
>Lux keeps following the disappearing vehicle...
>>25855271
>In a change of heart, Ponkafag attempts to block the vehicle's path, but it's too far away by the time the projectile floated back down...
Suddenly, a figure with a brown parachute falls from the sky and in front of the party!
>You encountered a Paratrooper Skeleton!
>>25855338
I smack the spooky skeltal with my mannequin leg.
>>25855338I'm currently following the vehicle, can I even take part in the fight?
>>25855338
I can't buck it if it's in the air, but maybe it's low enough for me to throw something at it. I take one of the footrests from the inventory and throw it upwards at the skeleton. Make sure to grab it again if I see where it lands.
>>25855371
>Tavifag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with his Mannequin Leg!
...Just missed!
>>25855374
Sure.
>>25855379
>Lyrafag attacks the Paratrooper Skeleton with one of the wheelchair footrests from the Inventory! It took 4 damage.
The Paratrooper Skeleton is floating to the ground!
>>25855408
New plan: I attempt to tear its parachute apart, possibly using my pen.
>>25855408
Guess I have to abandon the vehicle for now.
I attack the parachute to get the skeleton to fall
Don't kill it though, it might know something
>>25855408
>>25855426
If Tavi's plan works I'll meet the skeleton with a kick when it touches down. Elsewise I'll repeat my previous action with the other foot rest.
>>25855338
Attack with my weapon, what else?
>>25855438
Can a skeleton even speak without, you know, voval chords?
>>25855453
Also, I aim for where it has already been hit, if I can. I don't even know how good a shot I am.
>>25855426
>Tavifag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton's parachute with the Ballpoint Pen! He landed a perfect hit, poking a hole into the parachute!
>>25855438
>Lux flew directly into the Paratrooper Skeleton, since its parachute was already destroyed! It took 4 damage.
>>25855450
>Lyrafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton! It took 4 damage.
>>25855453
>>25855469
>Ponkafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Nerf darts! It took 3 damage.
The Paratrooper Skeleton took 2 damage from falling.
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked AnonPone5 with a bony punch! He took 5 damage.
>>25855486
I'll swoop down and attempt to dive bomb the skeleton.
>>25855486
I'm going to run in and buck it in the pelvis.
>>25855486
Now that he's on the ground, I'll try to mix it up with a vicious chopstick attack.
Hooray, I've gotten to use all three of my items!He's attacking AnonPone5, huh? Trying to kill off the inactive characters?
>>25855486
We don't know it's health
Let me check the enemy stats
>>25855486
Once all is said and done maybe we should grab it's parachute. It may have a hole in it, but it could still be useful.
>>25855542
Seconded! Cheers for efficient resource management!
But for the time being, I'm still going with my chopstick attack. They were from spicy Mongolian BBQ too, so they should be even more effective.
>>25855591
+1 Burn damage?
>>25855508
>Tavifag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with a dive-bomb maneuver! It took 4 damage.
>>25855523
>Lyrafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with a buck to the pelvis! It took 5 damage.
>>25855529
>Ponkafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Chopsticks! It took 4 damage, then cracked into multiple pieces.
Ponkafag's ATK rose by 1!
>>25855541
>Lux used the Hardcover Book to read up on the enemy!
Paratrooper Skeleton: HP 35 / ATK 35 / DEF 20 / SPD 7.
>>25855542
>Lyrafag salvaged the Torn Parachute from the Paratrooper Skeleton!
Torn Parachute added to Inventory.
You won!
The entire party gained +21 EXP.
>>25855616
Are its legs still intact? If so I replace my Mannequin Leg of Bashing with a Skeletal Leg of Spooking.
>>25855616
Awesome! Is that each participating member, or does it need to be divided up? And how do we spend XP? Or do we have to wait for a number that will make us level up?
>>25855616
Alright, go team!
Is the skull still intact? If so let's grab that too.
>>25855653
As a small addition, how's about we check out our /inv?
>>25855636
>Tavifag attemped to salvage a bone from the destoryed Paratrooper Skeleton, but failed. Everything was destroyed.
>>25855641
That's for each member.
>>25855653
>Lyrafag attempted to salvage the Paratrooper Skeleton's skull, but it was unfortunately crushed at the end of battle.
>Give chase to the vehicle?
>>25855671
The vehicle is probably allready out of sight so let's just head to the flaming building
>>25855671
Also I'll gather a few bone fragments for later use.
Hello again Lawmen how's it been?
Also 1. 10mm Pistol 2. Soda can 3. Bag of Chips
>>25855671
Y
>>25855693
Pistol? And here I thought I was lucky to have a damn Nerf gun nearby.
>>25855670
/inv
Bottle of Soda
Clock
Balisong
Shisha pen
Notebook
Miniature Christmas Tree
R/Y Throw Pillow
Chopsticks (E)
Modified NERF Maverick
Bandage
Pink Textmarker
Empty Can
Hardcover book
Pillow
Mineral Water Bottle
Laser pointer
Ballpoint Pen
Empty Glass
Mannequin Leg (E)
Shoe x2 (E)
Empty Messenger Bag (0/5)
Wheelchair footrest x2
Jelly Bean x30
Torn Parachute
Bone Fragment x3
10mm Pistol
Soda can
Bag of Potato Chips
28/30
>>25855689
>Lux leads the party towards the flaming building.
>>25855691
>Lux compensates and gathers some Bone Fragments for later use.
Bone Fragment x3 added to Inventory.
>>25855693
Springtrap (AnonPone8) joins the party!
>10mm Pistol added to Inventory.
>Soda can added to Inventory.
>Bag of Potato Chips added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>8 AnonPones wandering towards a flaming building.
>>25855693
Nice, how many rounds?
>>25855734
I'll fly ahead above the building and see if I can see anyone inside.
>>25855734
I approach the building and examine it up close. How big is it? How large is the fire? Is any part of the building not burning?
>>25855734
Proceed to Load Pistol and head off to Burning Building.
>>25855767
I help Lyrafag find a save entrance
>>25855767
This sounds like a good idea, I help.
>>25855768
Sig sauer?
This is a friendly reminder that the maximum number of people in a party is 8.
>>25855760
>Tavifag flies above the building and tries to check for people inside. There's too much smoke to see clearly inside, and definitely enough to pose a health threat.
>>25855767
>After closer examination, Lyrafag finds the bilding is some sort of skyscraper with contorted sides and odd construction. It appears to be 26 stories tall...
>>25855768
>Springtrap loads the 10mm Pistol, then joins the party.
>>25855782
>Lux tries to find an entrance to the building, but it appears to not be on the side he's looking at.
There appear to be two barrel-like objects moving around outside, as well as the vehicle from earlier firing reddish cannonballs at the building.
Is there room for one more?
>>25855796
Shoot one of the Barrels
>>25855768
Yep
>>25855796
Okay, we clearly don't have all the information here, but we have to do something. Entering the building appears to be too dangerous, so I say we focus on stopping that tank.
Who's with me?
>>25855803
Maybe your wandering spirit can posess one of the nameless, soulless meatbags we've been dragging with us?
>>25855850
Sure,I'll take anonpone 1.
What have those two been doing?
>>25855847
I'll back you up.
>>25855796
Observe vehicle, what does it look like?
>>25855868
Not a clue friend. Welcome to the party.
>>25855850
Agreed, we have two inactive players. If new anon wants in, I say we boot out one of the dead weights. I'd even be willing to lose their items to gain a more active party.
>>25855871
Awesome! Backup!
We charge the tank, zigzagging in case if fires more projectiles at us!
>>25855868
Jack shit basically.
>>25855880
>>25855871
count me in too
>>25855868
>>25855803
This is my name for reference
>>25855847
>>25855871
>>25855892
Sure why not
Ponkafag, Lyrafag, Tavifag, and now Glimmerfag.
We're all fags here.
>>25855912
:^)
>>25855921
>>25855912
Lux, join us.
>>25855898
I'm guessing I have to post the items to the right of me.
>A relatively full mini-stapler.
>A ruler
>A bag of Doritos.
>>25855912
You know it!
>>25855935
k...
So what's gonna happen now?
>>25855803
>>25855868
>>25855898
>A wandering soul inhibits the body of AnonPone1, now dubbed "Glimmerfag."
>>25855831
>Springtrap opens fire on one of the barrels! It comes rushing over!
>>25855847
>>25855871
>>25855874
>>25855880
>>25855892
>Tavifag, Ponkafag, Lyrafag and Lux begin poking around the tank. In a state of confusion, the vehicle joins the Barrelbot in battle!
>>25855937
>Glimmerfag adds to the Inventory!
>Mini-Stapler added to the Inventory.
>Ruler added to the Inventory.
>Bag of Doritos added to the Messenger Bag.
The Crudely Armored Car and its cohort block the way!
>>25855953
OH FUG! Keep shooting the barrel.
>>25855953
If the car is crudely armored,then there has to be weak points right?
We have to search for em.
>>25855953
I'll fly up and dive bomb the cannon on the car.
>>25855953
Look up enemy stats
>>25855953
I'll focus on the car! My spicy Mongolian chopsticks probably have more armor-piercing power than the Nerf darts.
I leap on top of it and attempt to pry of the armor with vicious chopstick attacks.
>>25855953
I'll circle around and kick the car's rear end.
The Barrelbot took 5 damage from the previous shot!
The Barrelbot attacked PhlashBax with a shoulder-cannon bullet! He took 9 damage.
The Crudely Armored Car revved its engine!
>>25855989
>Tavifag dive-bombed the Crudely Armored Car's cannon! It took 3 damage.
>>25855990
>Luxem used the Hard Textbook!
Crudely Armored Car: HP 50 / ATK 53 / DEF 56 / SPD 29.
>>25855978
>Glimmerfag finds a weak point on the Crudely Armored Car's cannon!
>>25855993
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Chopsticks! It took 2 damage.
>>25856006
>Lyrafag bucked the back of the Crudely Armored Car! It took 3 damage.
>>25855973
>Springtrap fired the 10mm Pistol at the Barrelbot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856041
Everyone attack the weak point!
I dual wield both chopsticks at once and charge!
LEROY JENKINS!
>>25856041
Keep Filling the Berral with Bullets.
Also battle Theme http://youtu.be/qlH15l0m7eI
>>25856041
I beat the weak point with my Mannequin leg.
>>25856041
I will shove the ruler into the Crudely Armored Car's cannon,hitting the weak point.
>>25856052
This was me.
If you couldn't tell.
>>25856041
I'll punch its weak point for massive damage!
>>25856041
look up Barrelbot's stats
find out barrelbot's weakspot
>>25856087
Already found it.
>>25856096
No you found the car's weakness
>>25856096
We found the armored car's stats, we still need to know the barrelbot's stats, so Springfag knows where to shoot it.
The Crudely Armored Car fired a cannonball at AnonPone5! He took 9 damage.
The BarrelBot is staring this way!
>>25856055
>Tavifag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Mannequin Leg! It took 3 damage.
>>25856087
>Lux uses the Hardcover Textbook!
BarrelBot: HP 46 / ATK 57 / DEF 27 / SPD 58. No apparent weak point.
>>25856052
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Dual Chopsticks!
{CRITICAL!} It took 5 damage!
>>25856054
>Springtrap fired another bullet at the BarrelBot!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
>>25856058
>Glimmerfag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Ruler! It took 2 damage.
>>25856078
>Lyrafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with brute force! It took 3 damage.
>>25856116
I continue the beatings.
>>25856116
Aim For the Core of the Barrel and Fire!
>>25856134
Likewise. Hit it til' it's dead!
>>25856106
>>25856110
I read that wrong,sorry.
>>25856116
Give the mindless zombie which is anonpone5 a Doritos chip
>>25856116
BOTH CHOPSTICKS IN ONE HAND, NERF GUN IN THE OTHER! ALL OUT BLITZ!
The Crudely Armored Car vented its exhaust! PhlashBax cooughed up a storm, and was awakened from his sleep!
The BarrelBot kicked Tavifag in the joints! He took 7 damage.
>>25856134
>Tavifag attacked the Crudely Armored Car with the Mannequin Leg! It took 3 damage.
>>25856143
>Springtrap fired another bullet from the 10mm Pistol at the Batrrelbot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856152
>Lyrafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with brute force! It took 3 damage.
>>25856154
>Glimmerfag gave one Dorito Chip to AnonPone5! He recovered 1 HP.
>>25856192
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car with everything in his arsenal!
{CRITICAL!} It took 7 damage!
>>25856205
The Damn Barrel Won't Die! Fire Away!
>>25856205
The beating must continue! Again, my friends!
>>25856205
I fly into the air away from the car and dive bomb the barrel bot.
>>25856205
19 hp left on the tank boys. Let's go all out!
>>25856232
All out?
Guess I'll give the canon a good one with the backhooves
The Crudely Armored Car fired a cannonball at Ponkafag! He took 7 damage.
The Barrelbot attacked Springtrap! He took 9 damage.
>>25856229
>Tavifag attacked the BarrelBot with a diving maneuver! It took 3 damage.
>>25856214
>Springtrap attacked the BarrelBot with the 10mm Pistol! It took 5 damage.
>>25856222
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Tank's cannon with everything in his arsenal!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
>>25856232
>Lyrafag attacked the Crudely Armored Cannon's weak point with brute force! It took 3 damage.
>>25856257
>Lux attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with brute force!
{CRITICAL!} It took 6 damage!
The Crudely Armored Car was totally scrapped!
>>25856273
I smack the barrelbitch with my fake leg.
>>25856273
Pistol Whip the Barrel.
>>25856273
Woo! The armored car is dead! New armor for everyone! Focus on the barrelbot now! BANZAI!
>>25856262
We're doing pretty good considering we have completely random inventories, aren't we?
>>25856273
6 damage critical ?
guess I'll just keep playing supportive
>>25856304
Completely random? This is my end-of-the-world arsenal.
>>25856273
Ponkafag and Springfag!
Take a couple of chips from my bag to restore health!
>>25856307Shred your metal can and jam the pointy bits into the end of your club. I guarantee higher damage.
>>25856321Really? Then you are the BEST POSSIBLE KIND OF MADMAN! Carry on!
The BarrelBot attacked AnonPone5 with a kick to the joints! He took 6 damage.
>>25856292
>Tavifag attacked the BarrelBot with the Mannequin Leg! It took 3 damage.
>>25856307
Keep in mind you're only level 1.
>>25856301
>Springtrap attacks the BarrelBot with a pistol whip! It took 4 damage.
>>25856304
>Ponkafag attacked the BarrelBot with a berserker attack!
{CRITICAL!} It took 7 damage!
The BarrelBot was destroyed!
You won!
The entire party gained 70 EXP.
AnonPone1, PhlashBax, Ponkafag, Lux, AnonPone5, Tavifag, Lyrafag, and Springtrap have reached level 2!
Each dominant skill has increased by 3 points!
Each non-dominant skill has increased by 1 point!
>>25856273
Kicking things in to submission doesn't seem all that effective... But it's the best I got right now.
Also.
>>25856262
>>25856222
>>25856351
I attempt to fashion some crude armor from the pile of scrap that used to be a car.
>>25856351
Bretty Gud Stuff m8. Follow the Gang Around
>>25856355
Balls I'm slow today.
>>25856357
Are there any jagged pieces of metal I could use as a shiv?
>>25856351
Look around the surrounding area.
Check out the scrap metal to see if I can crudely upgrade my ruler.
>>25856370
Probably, If not we've got some bone shards you could try.
>>25856357
>Tavifag creates "Rusty Armor" and adorns it.
Tavifag's DEF rose by 6!
Tavifag's SPD fell by 2!
>>25856380
>Glimmerfag upgrades his Ruler!
Glimmerfag's ATK rose by 1!
>Observe?
>Continue down the path?
>Fight remaining BarrelBot?
>>25856351
I'll take the barrel of the car's cannon and us it as a club
Time for MacGuyvering! Armor and weapons! What can we make? Any bits too small for anything else can be flechelette bullets for the Nerf gun. I've got plenty of sabots, don't worry.
>>25856392
I need that EXP Man shoot the remaining Barrel.
>>25856392
I'll try to make a shortsword or dagger from the scrap if I can. Does anyone want this set of armor? I don't want it weighing me down.
>>25856403
Can we use my Mini-Stapler in anyway,shape,or form?
>>25856413
We can use the mindless zombie to hold our dead weight.
>>25856413
I'll have it m8
>>25856413
I'm fine with my ridiculous pillow armor for now, but thanks. I want to focus on upping my attack. Will my shrapnel idea work for the Nerf gun? If not, I can just reinforce the chopsticks.
>>25856428
>>25856392
I gift the rusty armor to Springfag.
>>25856392
I'm gonna equip the footrests, I can use them like tonfa or something.
>>25856402
>Lux steals the BarrelBot's barrel and uses it as a weapon!
Lux's ATK rose by 2!
>>25856405
>Springtrap fires the 10mm Pistol at the remaining BarrelBot! It comes charging forward...
>>25856428
>>25856445
>Tavifag trades armor with Springtrap!
>>25856453
>Lyrafag equips the Footrests!
Lyrafag's ATK rose by 3!
A BarrelBot suddenly attacks!
>>25856425
Could we use the stapled to upgrade my armor to studded armor?
Also, who has the laserpointer? Give that to Springfag, it can be a lasersight for his gun.
>>25856477
Shoot 3 Rounds at the Barrel
>>25856477
I toss my laser pointer to Springfag, then perform my signature divebomb attack.
>>25856477
Shit, we weren't done re-equipping yet.
Right lads, you know the drill!
>>25856477
Let's see what my new weapon can do
Normal attack
>>25856481
If that helps you yes.
>>25856477
Charge at the Barrel bot.
>>25856477
I melee combo the bot.
The BarrelBot took 5 damage from Springtrap's first attack!
The BarrelBot attacked Glimmerfag's joints! He took 8 damage!
Glimmerfag's joints became numb!
>>25856506
>Tavifag attacked the BarrelBot with the dive-bomb maneuver! It took 3 damage.
>>25856508
>Lux swung at the BarrelBot with its comrade's barrel! It took 3 damage.
>>25856498
>Springtrap fired the 10mm Pistol at the BarrelBot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856517
>Glimmerfag can't move!
>>25856519
>Lyrafag attacked the BarrelBot with brute force!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
>>25856587
Oh shit!
What did that thing hit me with?
>>25856587
Try to Move GlimmerFag away from Danger.
>>25856587
What? Where was my attack?
Did you not see Pinkie with the gun?
>>25856609
Whatever. I position myself between Glimmerfag and the bot, and lay down suppression fire to cover Springfag's rescue attempt.
>>25856587
>>25856607
I'll move him, hopefully I can fly him away. You focus on doing damage
>>25856587
I'll attack again and cover Glimmer and Spring as they fall back.
>>25856587
I try an aerial attack
I need to use the momentum to make more damage
The BarrelBot attacked Lux's joints! He took 7 damage.
>>25856628
>Tavifag moved Glimmerfag out of harm's way.
>>25856652
>Lux used an aerial attackon the BarrelBot! It took 3 damage.
>>25856609
>>25856623
>Ponkafag attacked twice with the Nerf gun!
{CRITICAL! x2} It took 8 damage!
>>25856632
>Lyrafag attacked the BarrelBot with brute force! It took 5 damage.
welp, this has my interest
>>25856670
Fire 2 Rounds at The Bot
>>25856670
I run around back of the barrelbot and chopstick it in the back! Let's see how well it can fight in two directions at once. Flanking bonus, son!
>>25856681
Then get in here, fucker! We still have one inactive player and we're in battle!
>>25856670
Go at it again! Swing both my tonfa at its side.
>>25856681
You are free to join in,we have one free space.
>>25856628
Thank you Tavi.
>>25856700
okay
>three things beside me
>sledgehammer
>metal trash can
>what used to be a old wooden door
(yeah, basically was breaking that door down)
>>25856738
Punch four holes in that trashcan for armor, pick up that sledgehammer, and bash that barrelbot in it's face.
Welcome aboard!
>>25856670
As soon as Glimmer is safe I fly back at the barrelbot at smack it with my leg
>>25856706
NP <3
The BarrelBot is staring this way!
>>25856685
>Springtrap fires once more at the BarrelBot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856700
>Ponkafag attacked the BarrelBot with the Chopsticks! It took 3 damage.
>>25856703
>Lyrafag attacked the BarrelBot with the Wheelchair footrest tonfa! It took 5 damage, then broke into multiple pieces.
>>25856738
The wandering spirit of Memefag inhibits the body of AnonPone5!
>Sledgehammer added to Inventory.
>Metal Trash Can added to Inventory.
>Almost a Wooden Door added to Inventory.
You won! The entire party gained 30 EXP.
We're running out of space in the Messenger Bag...
>>25856752
Just what i was thinking!
>als using the lid as a sheild
>cast POCKET WOODCHIPS
>>25856765
>almost a wooden door
I already smashed it to peices
>>25856765
Let's throw away some of our useless shit.
Also, what happens when thread is kill?
>>25856765
Attempt to Upgrade Pistol
>>25856765
Easy solution to storage problem. A lot of what we have is garbage. Combine all the metal cans and stuff into scalemail.
>>25856765
Break time people! We need to do some house keeping. Open the /inv and let's decide what to do.
>>25856765
Have I regained my ability to move again?
Or do I need to be carried?
>>25856793
I cure Glimmerfag with one of our magic jelly beans.
>>25856793
You have regained your ability to move again.
>>25856791
>PonkaFag gave one Jelly Bean to Glimmerfag. He regained 1 HP.
PonkaFag began to feel feverish...
>>25856791
/inv
Bottle of Soda
Clock
Balisong
Shisha pen
Notebook
Miniature Christmas Tree
R/Y Throw Pillow
Chopsticks (E)
Modified NERF Maverick
Bandage
Pink Textmarker
Empty Can
Hardcover book
Pillow
Mineral Water Bottle
Laser pointer
Ballpoint Pen
Empty Glass
Mannequin Leg (E)
Shoe x2 (E)
Empty Messenger Bag (4/5)
-Dorito x19
-Sledgehammer
-Metal Trash Can
-Almost a Wooden Door
Wheelchair footrest x2
Jelly Bean x30
Torn Parachute
Bone Fragment x3
10mm Pistol
Soda can
Bag of Potato Chips
Ruler
Mini-Stapler
30/30
>>25856789
I make a new one.
>>25856790
How would you do that?
>>25856765
Let's toss the empty bottles and glasses. The bone fragments too I think.
