If you can't get a girlfriend in real life, then why would you think you could date your waifu if you made it to Equestria?Or Canterlot High/Crystal Prep if you're into that?
>>25852130
because spike is just as pathetic as me, and it turns me on
>>25852138
Spike isnt a homo like you
>>25852130
because
>>25852143
says you son
>>25852130
Because she isnt real so I can make this unbelievable scenario real in my mind.
>>25852130
There's no social justice movement in Equestria.
>>25852130
I think you're confusing "can't" with "no hooves".
>>25852184
this
Because, I know how to counter act tracking magic, I cant counter act the CIA.
[Spoiler] >WHEN THE RAPE BEAST IS UNLEASHED[/Spoiler]
I don't have a waifu.
>>25852271
FUCKING ASS, I FORGOT HOW TO 4CHAN
>>25852282
i bet you kiss girls you faggot
>>25852284
This got me too, I'm pretty sure they added a ctrl+s command instead of the older method of typing it out. I'd try it, but I'm on my phone.
>>25852130
That's easy anon, most people don't because they haven't put any real effort into it, just like anything thing else what you get is a direct result of time and effort spent trying. I've seen ugly half retarded fucks who flunk classes get decent lookin grills. Short of a few that I've met, I haven't been bothered to put in the work, this wouldn't be a problem if pony waifu was real.
Because Equestria is 90% female.
>>25852184
T H I S T B H F A M
>>25852130
I'm actually
>no waifu no lifeu
>>25852130
I can get a girlfriend in real life, it's not hard if you know what you need to do. What I'd question more is the attraction mechanisms of Equestrian Ponies, and how they differ from those of Human women. The process could be extremely different.
>>25852287
No, I actually don't.I want to be the little mare.
>>25852130
Because ponies give everyone a chance and are not in a relationship for money.Besides Rarara.
ITT: Lying hypocritical virgins whichnnever kissed a girl in their lifes.
>bbbutt I can get a girlfriend whenever I wwnt! Honest.
Give me a break you fags wouuld make a gay person go straight.
>>25853114
Could you explain how any of this falls under "hypocritical"? Because I think you're a fucking retard.
>>25853114
>tfw got a bfbi male before you ask
>>25853134
He's just projecting.
>>25852878
>it's not hard if you know what you need to do
So whats it like having paid for worthless pick-up artist classes to make yourself feel like you can do something you can't actually do?
>>25853160
>male
>no bf
Go to any gay bar, gay site, or if you are truly lost pride parade and get someone ya lazy git.
>>25853382
do you have trouble reading
>>25853134
You stubborn pseudo-intellectual fucking idiot. You don't even know what hypocrite means.
>>25853163
You mean like yourself anon? Why are you /a/utists always the biggest assholes on the planet who just love blaming everyone else but themselves? Why, what makes you syrian iraq fuckwads so envious of everyone? Why don't you just kill yourselves already so we don't have to tolerate you anymore?
>>25853601
>He says why are you autists like he isn't in autistic site
Pot calling the kettle black
>>25852130
My wife prob wouldn't like it if I got a girlfriend.
>>25853563
I take it you won't be providing your explanation then, you angry little kid?
>>25853827
>Having a wife
I want normals to leave
Those ponies seem just as autistic as /mlp/
>>25852130
the girls will approach me and won't expect me to initiate in general
>>25853563
Neither do you? And he didn't throw a tantrum on the internet, so as far as life goes, he's ahead of you.
>>25852130
It's not that I can't get a girlfriend. It's that every girl in my area is a brainwashed feminist libtard who is either a dindu, full of white guilt, or illegal. I don't need my hair going grey trying to deal with that.
