I can't get her out of my head. Whenever I read anything remotely redneck-sounding, I'm imagining her voice. I think I'm in love. She's not just beautiful aesthetically, but in so many other ways, too.
>Farms and works with apples- the top-est tier of fruits. In her job, basically everything she does is beneficial to society.
>Being the eldest female descendent, she technically owns Sweet Apple. She's an estate owner. The rest of the mane 6, even arguably Twilight, are plebians compared to her.
>Dat dedication for friends and family. Seen in Applebuck Season, S4's Somepony to Watch Over Me, and overall coming together with the mane six so often despite having farm work.
>Don't tell me you would stop her calling you "sugarcube". No-one would.
>Cooks and bakes superior dishes.
Hold me, guys. Tell me she's real.
>>25850649
Good choice, OP. Applejack is the bestest pony.That's why I have commissioned pictures of here. Like this.
>>25850649
>>25850687Or this
>>25850649
Clearly you've never had an orange.
>>25850649
Right click
Set As desktop background
It is her destiny.
>>25850649
Nah, Granny still owns the farm, and it's implied Mac will get it when she dies. But being a feminist show, I wouldn't be surprised.
i like to think she'll find a nice stallion one day who'll make her vary happy
it is a nice thought
Bump for appul.
>>25850750
Oh, true. That's canon from the latest two seasons, now that I think of it. Was loveblinded into thinking Granny Smith was already retired from the responsibility.
>>25850735
Soon, will be getting a new computer for desktop threa- OH, YOU BITCH.
>>25850702
That's barely an argument. I can't go into all the biomedical details, but apples are entirely healthier, and good to eat for any kind of weather.
>>25851039
cuck
>>25851039
I like to think she's more clever than people give her credit for.
like sure, DURR HYUCK redneck shit is a lazy stereotype; farming isn't just plunking seeds into dirt and waiting for corn to come out.
I started to like western settings and country music because of her.
>>25851045
You sound less "in love" and more "in lust."
>>25851187
Love is lust.
>>25851214
Not at all.
I'm snuggling in bed with my Applejack plushie from 4DE and OP isn't.
>>25851238
Great rebuttal.
>>25851307
prove it
>>25850649
You've discovered a secret many horsefuckers will never know. Welcome to the top tier of ponywaifus. Love your apple dearly.
>>25851316
Do it yourself.
>>25851401
You made the assertion
burden of proof
phrase of burden
1.
the obligation to prove one's assertion.
So it falls on you
>>25850649
AJ thread?
>>25851163
>Country music
Slow your roll there, chief. Even she reserves herself to signing pop songs.
Also the western formula is more than likely the basis for every bit of story-centric media you enjoy. You've anyways liked Westerns.
Nitpicking aside, Apple is superior pone. Excellent work
>>25851420
>>25850649
A fine choice.
Welcome aboard.
>>25851187
>You sound less "in love" and more "in lust."
It can't be helped.
>>25851409
You made the assertion there's a difference in the first place, fucknugget.
Nice try.
>>25851506
anon pls
>>25851356
>You've discovered a secret many horsefuckers will never know. Welcome to the top tier of ponywaifus.
Oh, I think the creators knew, too.
>>25850702
Enjoy that citric acid burning through your innards while we have the sweetest nectar known to man and pony.
>>25850649
She's as real as you or me. Welcome to the club and have a complimentary pic on the house. It's always good to have an applefag around these parts.
>>25851740
>>25850649
becoming a applefagg is the best decisions you made in a very long time anon
>>25851808
heh heh
appletummy
OP here, thanks for being with me for this short period. Time to get up and go about my day - See you in future appul threads :^)
>>25852573
We'll keep it goin'
>>25850649
>>25852602
>>25852589
>those hips
holy shit
>>25850649
The quicker you can accept /shesnotreal/ the sooner you can get on with life Anon
Forget her, partner
>>25852638
ur not real you fag
>>25852638
Doesn't mean I can't become the kind of person she'd want to be with so that one day I could find the closest no hooves equivalent.
>>25851526
>>25852638
Are you that guy that is constantly depressed no mater what he does so he tries to make everyone else miserable by spewing golden little nuggets of 'we already fucking know quit being a faggot', because I think that's going the way you think it is.
>>25851420
Oh yeah !!
>>25850649
>Hold me, guys. Tell me she's real.
Welcome to the Appleride.
>>25850649
>>25851562
You made the assertion there is no difference, jackass
When asked to prove it you deflect the question
When you made the original claim, faggot
>>25850649
I'll admit that out of the mane 6, it's one i don't like the least..
Tis a fine horse.
Was such ever since G1.
>>25850649
>Dedication
DETERMINATION
>>25853623
It's dedication. There's a difference.
>>25853119
Probably not, I don't post here all that often
But I do suffer from mild depression, and I do oftentimes have to remind myself that Twilight isn't real. Just don't want to see people suffer like I have. There's no point
>>25852668
this definitely
>>25852655
what even is real?
Bump for best Apple Horse. /)^3^(\
Appulwife also has the perfect hips.
>You will never open your own Blacksmith shop on Sweet Apple Acres
>Forging your own stuff to sell, but also what they need on the farm
>Applejack will never stop by everyday to bring you lunch
>You'll never sit together, chatting while you two eat
>You'll never grow closer, and when winter rolls around she'll never invite you to move in the house with her family, instead of your tiny shack
>She'll never tell you "Can't leave mah favorite blacksmith out in the cold, can I?"
>You'll never accept, glad to be closer to her
>The two of you will never end up cuddling under a blanket next to the fireplace
>You'll never make enough of a name with your work be invited to a trade show in the big city
>And Applejack will never fret over you going
>"Bewhere those city mares, Anon. They'll charm ya up, like Rarity does, and we'll never see ya here in Ponyville again."
>You'll never assure her you'd never leave, you like it here in Ponyville, it feels like home here
>She'll never see you off when you leave, looking a little forlorn as the train pulls away
>She'll never be there when you get back, Big Mac, Applebloom, and Grannysmith with her
>Applejack will never jump in your arms, and give you a kiss before she can even think about it
>You'll never admit to each other you've fallen in love
>You'll never get married, official joining the Apple family
>You'll never be home
>>25855274
Why would you do this to me
Never.
Applejack is the juiciest apple.
>>25855274
why?
i never asked for this
>>25855274
>"Don't be nervous sugar cube. You don't want to be all sweaty and get your suit messy on your big day."
>>25851466
She can play pop on a Banjo.
>>25850649
/r/MyLittlePony tier post.
>>25855274
wow, fuck you pally;_;
>>25852638
>>25853674
>you can't fuck her and waste 18 years of your life being borderline unhappy and poor because your DNA told you to!
>you can't have her dump you for Tyboon!
>she won't die leaving you heartbroken!
>human girls are so much better!
>she isn't real!
Kill yourself you miserable little shitstain.
/r/ that screencap with applejack confessing her love, please
>>25857573
>>25857667
Post the others, please!
>>25857706
that's the only one I have, hombre. Have this instead
>>25855274
>You'll never be home.
Why anon why
>>25855274
>>25850649
I can Understand you anon, even though I am Dashfag. If you hear her - she is real. If you think about her - she is real. Doesn`t matter if it is in your head or different dimension - she is real.
