>"Look who came out of his cave."
>>25849832
Every fucking day with this. I hate you all
>>25849832
>>25849832
go back to your penis dungeon, OP
>want to rewatch my small horse
>it's on my external hard drive
>external hard drive is outside my room
why live
>>25849832
>>25849832
>That fucking depressed smiles
>Going back to the cave
>>25849832
Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings and be the unicorn again and the Elements of Harmony will return in Season 6.
Does this mean Twilight has some secret hermit brother no one knows about because he lives in a cave and never leaves itWhether it's because he's really ugly or really pretty or what we'll never know?
I like the idea of this hidden brother, who when
he does come out once in a blue moon, keeps his face covered and stuff.
>>25849860
It's possible.
Shining faggot and Candance came out of nowhere.
>>25849860
>"Its not like i need a bed guys..."
![full[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IZi6zs6.png "full[1].png")
>>25849832
>"Eh?"
>"uhh, genos say something!"
>>25849866
Even worse, what if he's the pony version of a Weeaboo/otaku? I mean there were those anime references in Scare Master with the cutouts fluttershy made.
And his family keeps supplying him and his addiction so he never leaves his cave and embarrasses the family, because he's a disgrace and if Equestria found out that someone like him was related to royalty, Twilight and her family would become a laughing stock?
I don't get it
>>25849870
You didn't change anything
>>25849879
I hear he sleep with a animare pillow and watches my little midget. So gross.
>>25849896
>animare
That is a great jokette.
>>25849896
>my little midget
I don't know why I found that so funny
>>25849870
What fix? All five ponies look exactly the same anon.
>>25849832
Fuck you.
I was actually being productive.
>>25849896
I also like the mental image of him being a total creep on his entire family.
>"Onii-chaaan, don't I look cu-"
>"Look, you need to stop. You're older than me first off and you're scaring Twily. She told me you keep creeping into her home at night and watch her sle-wait is that Twilight's old school uniform!? Take that off you're ripping it!"
>"Onii-chan is sooo cruel! He's gonna have to take it off of me, uguu~"
And that's when they added a heavy door to the cave with a specific combo only they know. Some say you can still hear the stallion moan as he cums into his custom midget ona-hole.
>>25849832
I don't get this meme.
>Every single day sitting near your magical mirror,laughing at silly faces
>Did you know that Eroh the Swagbuster already graduated as Celestias second most faithful student
>Got his pet cockatrice
>Paying for his mothers bills!
>Have a walk Anon,probzdis!
>>25849892
>>25849911
He got rid of Spike.
>>25849959
Is that a thing that's common?
>>25849832
It's been a really rough week between coughing my lungs up and blowing my brains out through my nose. I really appreciate that you all are so understanding regarding my unexpected health crisis, and have been able to take it in such good humor. Thank you.
>>25850102
Way to explain the joke, anon.
>>25849874
>it'll be over a year before any new episodes
>>25849959
It makes NEET neckbeards feel bad about themselves because it makes them recall times when this exact situation has happened to them with their families.
>>25850066
Who?
>>25849832
So what would he be the youngest or eldest son and would his family be ashamed of him? Or is he just the black sheep of the family because of the zero accomplishments. What would the name be?
>>25849832
Are you fucks going to help me move all this loot out of my new cave or are you just going to stand there and idle about you fucking cunts?
>>25849832
I just came out to use the toilet. But if you're going to make me feel self-conscious every time I'll just start shitting down the vents again, is that what you want?
>>25850171
>not reading all chapters, even in the shitty drawn format
stay pleb
>>25850279
I like the idea of the youngest.
name? anon
black sheep, because he does shit at school, and hes like a mutant or something.
>>25850236
spike duh
>>25849867
Poor poor Alphones
>>25849856
Why? I see a lot of people saying this, but why would it happen?
>>25850466
I don't know what you're talking about
>Anonphonse will never get his body back
>He will never scour ancient ruins and explore forbidden sites searching for the merest whisper of alchemical knowledge and the philosophers stone
>He will never perform countless transmutations on his armor to keep himself from falling apart
>He will never become a legend amongst the ponies he helps
>giving up leads and opportunities to do whats right
>He will never find the stone as he falls apart at the seams, forced to choose between his own desire and something else
>Being anonphonse is suffering
>>25849832
>Be Anon
>Be locked in bedroom for three whole days, as you attempt to watch every episode of mlp, back, to back, without any sleep
>You were so dedicated to this impossible task that you pissed and shat in a corner of your room, so you wouldn't miss a single second of your favourite cartoon ponies
>Your stockpile of food and water consisted of cheesy doritos and gaterade
>And now, after watching the closing credits to the current episode produced so far, you stagger towards the door, your bedroom now smelling foul of body oder, piss, shit, and fake cheese
>Beyond your door, you see Twinks with friends and family
>Unable to comprehend what the fuck is going on, you hear Twink's dad saying...
>"Look who came out of his cave..."
>And then you fell unconscious
>You woke up in a hospital bed, hooked up to a drip feed and a heart monitor
>Maybe trying to survive three days striaght on nothing but doritos and gaterade with no sleep was not such a good idea
>You thought you were alone in your own private ward
>But, you was wrong
>Surrounding you on all sides is Twinks and company
>Smiling at you...
>Smiling very, VERY creepy smiles
>You gulped, not knowing what the Hell is happening
>And then, as one, they began to sing this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY
>And you knew that this was it, this was the day that you finally lost it
>They said that watching cartoon horses for little girls would drive you insane, but you didn't listen
>And now, you're trapped with them, for the rest of your life
>And, for some strange reason...
>That made you happy
>Llike, psycho happy
>And then, you joined in the chorus
Moral of the story kiddies; Doritos, Gaterade, and My Little Pony DO NOT MIX WELL.
This has been a public service announcement
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