>Anon, do you have any idea of the list of crimes you've committed?
[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...
>>25849642
OH FUCK MY ASS HARD
>>25849642
>[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...ctrl-s is your friend, newfriend :^)
What can I say, i can't resist stealing from the Royal library, Ze~
>>25849642
Was it Gluttony from Full Metal alchemist ?
>>25849642
Ugh let me see...Hang on, trying to put it in order...
>Drink driving.
>Drunk and disorderly.
>Assaulting a guard.
>Assaulting royalty.
>Shop lifting.
>Shop robbery with an offensive weapon.
>Music piracy.
>Actual Piracy.
>Smuggling.
>Selling contraband products.
>Selling drugs.
>Buying drugs.
>Illegal use of animal testing
>Testing on ponies.
>Disturbing the peace.
>Using chaos magick without a licence.
>Breaking the rule of fives,
>Using dark magic without a licence
>Raising an army of the damned.
>Necromancy without a licence.
>Summoning Cthulhu.
>Defiling a god.
>Rape
>Using siege equipment without licence
>War crimes.
>Mistreatment of prisoners while being a prisoner.
>Perverting the court of justice.
>Self exposer to a judge.
>Threatening witnesses.
>Promoting Nazism.
>Hate speech
>Vigilantism
>Cannibalism.
>Vandalism.
>Arson.
>Espionage - Hello NSA :^)
>Funding the black market.
>Funding fillyporn.
>Selling Nuclear Blueprints.
>Funding Saddle Arabia nuclear program.
>Genocide.
>Use of Weapons of Mass destruction.
>Destroying a celestial body. (The moon.)
>Treason.
...I think that's it...Look, it was Shining Armors birthday, things got out of hand.
>>25851259
>>25851259
lels
>>25849642
DINDU NUFFIN
Why you white pones always gotta keep a brotha down?
"No, but I think you've committed a capital one offense of being too cute"
>Celestia's horn lights up as you're turned into a pile of ashes
>"Nice try."
>>25851259
>Cannibalism
Wat
>>25851877
There were 2 humans, but you know when you crave hands
>>25851777
Keep your autistic nazi OC shit in your own general.
>>25852248
Damn it carl.
How was I supposed to know that sticking candy versions of animals inside Twilight's vagina to see if her magic would turn them into real animals was sexual assault or that it would actually work?
>>25851259
You forgot
>Sexual Assaulting a guard
>Sexual Assaulting Royalty
>Making Terrorists "For Sexual"
>Fucking Celestia's pet.
>Making a guard fuck Celestia's pet because of "MUH FETISH"
Am I missing anymore?
>>25849642
"Um...n-no, I haven't ever committed a crime before."
>"I've sent you to jail at least four times and tried to hang you twice."
"Where's your proof?"
>"...Get out."
>>25849642
Well your sister didn't tell me that sodomy was illegal, so I hardly think I can be held accountable for that one.
>>25852281
What I do? Don't PUNish me for something I didn't do. My HANDS are clean
>>25849642
It's all your fault you cock tease!
>>25849642
Found it
http://4chandata.org/mlp/Things-Anon-is-banned-from-doing-in-equestria-a780810
Y'all youngins ain't got no style
>>25849642
please princess its not about what i did do
>its about what i didin't
>>25851259
>>Treason.
>"So it's treason, then..."
>>25853198
Well...no. I may have done some more on the way over to your castle. I was seriously hungover and wasn't thinking straight.
>Assaulting the guard again.
>Pick pocketing the wealthy and giving to the poor.
>Stealing from the poor.
>Laundering money.
>Blackmailing the rich for bits.
>Offering loans to the poor.
>Loan sharking.
>Rigging the stock market.
>Crashing the stock market.
>Causing a class war.
>Creating a secret group of the elite.
>Forming the Anonatii.
>Assassinating the elite.
>Causing two mass shootings.
>Forming a dystopian society.
>Creating a biotechno-virus.
>Enaged the kill switch.
>More genocide.
>Lowering the population to easily control.
So...I may or my not have a drinking problem.
