Sigh, I guess this is the only type of thread allow on /mlp/ anymore. Guess I'll jump on the bandwagon.
Step right up.
The youngest fetal pony prostitutes that can possibly be kept alive by unicorn make, right here in this thread only.
Get them while they are hot from their mother's womb.
Act now, and for only 5 extra bits the mother will be forced to watch.
Step right up, Anon. Only 2 bits.
Not a humiliatingly low enough numbers?
try 0.05 bits, but only if you act now.
>>25848714
>>25848735
I can't fight the mods, Anon. If this is all they will allow, then it's all I can post. Now do you want to fuck a fetal horse or not, cause if you're not a paying customer you can go right the fuck back to Ponychan.
>>25848749
Alright, alright. Um, I'll take one unicorn and one pegasus.
>>25848789
Also, I would like the mothers to watch. Thanks.
>>25848789
>>25848798
Good news, you're our One-th, customer, which means the mother will be forced to watch for free.
I'll bill your credit card for one one-hundredth of a bit by charging you in Griffon Kingdom dollars, which are worth much less.
Go for it anon, really rip them apart.Is this what you want, glorious masters? Well here it is! Soak it in!
This is some quality salt.
>>25848806
Thanks. That was a really satisfying experience. I lasted a whole 5 seconds each, came all over the mothers' faces. Totally worth it.
>>25848749
>>25848789
>>25848798
>>25848806
>>25848825
Why the fuck are you talking to yourself?
>>25848825
Well thanks to unicorn magic, their frail bodies, which should not be able to live, are still alive and feeling every torturous moment of agony. So they're already good to go again.
>>25848820
>>25848823
Who wants to go next. And these little fetal ponies are SO SLUTTY, this time, we pay you!
That's right, they got a taste for cock and they can't get enough. Aren't you proud of them mom?
Step right up, Anon! We pay you 500 bits to fuck fetal ponies in front of their mother!
>>25848840
They love dirty talk, Anon. Insult them, belittle them, make them know they are filthy cocksocks.
>>25848844
right then. you're a faggot. just about what I expected but I was hoping for another answer.
>>25848840
He wants to be noticed. Nobody wants to cry alone.
>>25848844
>>25848848
>>25848851Anon, I can only post the threads I am permitted to post. Every time I tried to post something other than filly prostitution, the mods deleted it. I'm just going with the flow.Now either fuck a fetal pony or go back to Ponychan you original-content-loving scum.
>>25848840
Do you really think I get off to this shit? No, I'm just really bored and have nothing better to do.
>>25848863
Wow, I must compliment you on being so fast at Photoshop.
>>25848856
have you considered that you should just stop posting altogether since that's the more rational decision?
I thought ponychan was for faggot autist such as yourself.
>>25848863
nigga you're on the internet. There's tons of shit you could be doing and don't act like there isn't.
>>25848872Ponychan is where you belong if you don't want to fuck fetal horses. I didn't want to, but I didn't want to go to Ponychan either, and the mods only left me the two choices. If this is the direction the new leadership wants to take /mlp/, then I'm along for the ride, I'm no quitter. I've been with this fandom since /co/ and I have nothing else to live for.
>>25848856
Have you considered the possibility that your posts being deleted has something to do with your family's long history of inbreeding?
If the Unicorn and Pegasus are cock hungry now, then what sort of deal can I get on the untainted Earth Pony fetus?
>>25848880
mods made no such implication. You just enjoy being a faggot for whatever reason.
>having nothing to live for
there are tons of things to live for, you're obviously just not trying.
>>25848898All I know is the foal prostitution threads are the only ones not getting deleted. If you don't like it, go to Ponychan. This isn't your board, it belongs to the mods.
>>25848898
Such a deal. You can fuck the earth pony using the crushed body of either the pegasus or the unicorn for lubricant.
Free Free FREE!
Act now.
>>25848904QQmoar
>>25848913
I don't know what that means so I'm going to assume you've given up speaking and acting like an adult.
>>25848916
>Not knowing what QQ means
Holy fuck I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>25848919
nigga, just because someone doesn't know something doesn't mean you're old. I'm probably older then you.
>>25848916QQ, is crying eyes, it's an emoticon, which are the things we used before hashtags and emojis. I am telling to to cry more and calling you a whiner.
>>25848925I'd challenge you to an age-off, but I'd just lose on the other side. You'd start dismissing my opinion for being an irrelevant old fogie.
>>25848925
New to the internet then.
That or you live under a fucking rock.
>>25848929
It originated from Warcraft
Alt-Q-Q was how you rage quit in that game and it took off from there
>>25848929
That explains why I didn't know it. I don't use emoticons because i'm not a faggot.
>>25848936
or it could be that since I haven't played wow either.
>>25848934
you would lose either way because if you're younger then me then I'd think you're an immature little shit. though you didn't make best first impression
>>25848945
Warcraft 2! Not WoW. Fucking nub sauce over here.
>>25848945
>WoW
pffffftahahaha
I never played it either, but it's a huge internet meme you faggot, crawl back under that rock of yours
>>25848950
never heard of it.
>>25848953
>implying i should know or care about old memes
they are as irrelevant today as they were then anon.
>>25848957
Are you sure you're not just too busy sucking BBC?
>>25848945You make a great first impression. You come into a thread you don't like to complain. It really shows that you've got a lot going on in your life, yep, a real man-about town living life to the fullest. And so thoughtful, to take time out of your busy schedule of posting in threads you like, to grace mine with your presence and offer helpful tips. Golly I sure do appreciate you. Thank you, Anon, hero of the internet. Never change. #BFF #usinghastagsironically #itscalledapoundsign
I don't get it.
>>25848960
sorry anon but you're forgetting that the cock lover here is you.
>>25848962i can't sleep. I decided to insult you. you kept talking. ended up staying. was going to leave soon because i know i'm wasting my time.
>>25848960
>doesn't like BBC
What a fucking loser
>>25848981>not loving cock
What are you, some kinda faggot?
>>25848981
You should go ahead and just leave now before you embarrass yourself any more.
>Claims he's old
>Hasn't heard of Warcraft 2
Why would you go on the internet and tell lies like that?
>>25848993
it's the truth anon. I don't know what it is because I don't care about it and other reasons I won't explain since it's irrelevant.
>>25849004
>inb4 you're rubber and I'm glue
>>25849004
Go ahead and explain the other reasons.
I really don't care how irrelevant it is friend.
Relevance to the thread topic is fucking pony fetuses so you don't have to feel bad champ
>>25849014
it's such a good argument though anon. even children know that insults told to them are meaningless since the ones saying it are crappy glue
>>25849015
i was a child and didn't get a computer for years.
>>25849025
But anon.
Warcraft 2 was fucking everywhere.
You're basically saying you live in a backwaters hole in the ground without a supermarket where they didn't have that shit on display at all times.
Or under a fucking rock like I said.
Also
>was a child
>probably older than me
Just stop trying son
>>25849025
You must be huffing glue if you think that was a coherent statement.
>>25849036
Check your rich urban upbringing privilege, Anon. Maybe anon didn't live in a town with an Apple Store on every corner like you.
>>25849044
>Apple
>Vidya games
Nice joke.
I still remember when computer games were in nearly every store.
Everywhere from Walmart to the fucking Goodwill.
>>25848945
>confusing MOTHERFUCKING WARCRAFT 3 with goddamn World of Warkikes
I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR HEAD OFF YOU CASUAL SON OF A NIGGER BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHINESE CARTOON PICTURE BOARD REEEEEEEEE
>>25849036
I kind of remember it when I went to a store? I didn't even go to the video game store much until I was a teenager. i was playing super mario and watching cartoons back then and didn't play video games much anyway till the ps2 came out.
also you being older then me is not good in this situation. For both of us.
>>25849038
tired and don't care what i'm typing since I'm talking to someone who i see is beneath me.
>>25849050
I got a copy of Battletoads at a garage sale.
>>25849054
Beneath you cause I don't put myself on a pedestal.
#rekt
>>25849054
You can't even keep your lies straight anon.
It's pretty disgusting to be quite honest.
>>25849071
what do you think is a lie?
>>25849075
You have deteriorated from probably being older and not giving a fuck about things which leads to your ignorance to being a confirmed post 90s babby that MIGHT have head about it but didn't have the means to play it which leads to your ignorance.
You should really just lurk the fuck more before showing what a retard you are.
>>25849075
Anon, pls. You're going to get us charged with arson for how bad we're burning you in this thread. At this point it's not even arguing anymore, we're just taking a victory lap and step on you as we do.
It's cool. You're 100% anonymous, no one ever need know this happened to you.
>>25849084
Being wrong about being older then you is really me just thinking you were 18-21. Look at where we are. The guess is usually not wrong.
Also, oh no, I'm not in an injoke with a bunch of old possibly rich people. Woe is fucking me.
>>25849099
i kind of see it more as a bunch of monkeys laughing at me because of some retarded shit I don't understand. If I started talking about anime or some other video game and called you idiots for not knowing about it then you'd probably not care either.
>>25849105
We're laughing at you because instead of admitting you're an ignorant fuck you keep trying to defend your stupidity.
Sometimes it's better to just admit when you're retarded.
It's fine, we all have those moments. You can just exit the thread and get away from us laughing at you anytime you want.
>>25849105
"You've lost, lad. Be gracious"
#AnotherReferenceYouWontGet
>>25849114
Nah, folks like him take solace in "the last word." Hours after we leave, he will post some copypasted retort from tumblr and declare himself the winner.
>>25849114
again. not seeing how not knowing or caring what QQ is funny.
>>25849121
You keep focusing on these things, when it's the substantive argument from the beginning of the thread that you lost. Everything else was just us fucking with you cause you're new, and we're bitter because we don't like change.
>>25849126
good luck working that out.
>>25849121
>>25849141
>>25849141
>>25849099
>last panel isn't unreadable rainbow filters, hitmarkers, explosions, and Cory Baxter
>>25849203
I like the cut of you jib.
All these ass hurt fags... op made a semi funny thread. Sorry if this bumped one of your generals or shitty prompts off the board
>>25849272
geeettttttt dunked on!
>>25849272
The thread evolved and served its purpose of relieving stress.
I'm pretty much convinced the thread was allowed to continue so we could dunk on that kid.
>>25848714
Let's put your whining aside.
What I want to do is to fuck a pregnant filly so deep that I break through her womb's defenses, and dick the filly inside, positioned in a way that I get to cum in her little undeveloped pussy.
Could you make this possible? You can use magic if you need to, I'm willing to pay an extra bit for that.
>>25849371
Can I make that possible??!?!?!
Anon!!!!
That's our most popular attraction!
There's a line for that!
Take a number, faggot.
>>25849395
Don't mind me if I do, then.
Here's 3 bits and an extra to make your day happier.
>>25849405
The line has gotten too long, and we're doing it oppa gangbang-style with holes that have been cut into her stomach. Get in there, Anon. That preggo mare's unborn foal needs to get tore up.
>>25848714
That's pretty fucked up Im fine with torture
But fucking a fetus fucking why
>>25849422
That's sad to hear. I didn't want any pregnant filly to be cut, but whatever.
If the damage has been done already, then I might as well at least shower the little foal fetus with my nutritionbomb milkshake.
>>25849445
The answer is always sex drive.
Also what's wrong with making love to a fetus? Not to mention, you are fine with torture, that means you're kind of evil and a bad person.
>>25849445
Well Anon, if you don't like it you can go back to Ponychan where you belong. The mods delete the threads that aren't about foal prostitution for a reason.
>>25849459
Dayum, Anon. That fetal pony is getting it from all sides, just getting crushed into pulp by so many big cocks. Momma must be so proud. Mix your semen with that fetal whore puree.
>>25849478
Ponychan is shit they get upset over this
I'm just disturbed by this
>>25849525
The mods have spoken, Anon. If you don't like this, go find a new fandom.
>>25848856
>Anon, I can only post the threads I am permitted to post.
What sort of shitty threads were you posting before, then?
>>25849534
I didn't like the foal prostitution threads, so I was posting other threads, they all got deleted, and even threads I tried to respond to, that weren't about foal whores, were deleted so fast that by the time I typed a post, the thread was pruned.
>>25849539
What. Kind. Of. Threads?
>>25849539
So basically mods got mad over anything that isn't foal prostitution
>>25849546
Different kinds, just any silly thing I thought of that wasn't paying foals for sex. But none of it flew with the mods, so if foal whores is the new status quo of /mlp, then I will go all out with it. They don't get any younger than still in the womb.
>>25849553
Yep. I think it's weird, but I'm not the one with the power in this relationship.
>>25849557
So, basically you were shitposting, and the mods rightly stepped on you. Got it.
>>25849582
I guess these days anything that's not a boring circlejerk general or the 30th foal whore thread of the night is shitposting. But that's why I visit /mlp/ so rarely since the Scruffening.
>>25849478
I don't want to crush the fetus.
I want to lovingly cum all over, and maybe inside her.
Either that, or no deal.
>>25849836
Too late, your penis is covered in pureed fetus.
What the fuck was this whole thread
>>25848714
Quality salt desu senpai
>>25849981
This is what /mlp/ has become. Don't like it? Invent time travel and relive the pre-Scruffening days over and over again.
