>"Anon, the bible say's buying prostitutes is wrong."
>"I hope you weren't supporting any of those fillies un-christian business practices."
>>25846488
>>25846488
Lord forgive me, for I have exceedingly sinned.
>>25846488
No.
Not because its a sin, I couldn't give less of a shit about that.
But because I'm not stupid enough to risk getting raped in prison just to pay a nasty disease ridden bitch for sex.
>>25846764
As an actual christian I wash you of your sins anon.I have the power to do that right?
>>25846813
Maybe. Cum on my face to be sure?
>>25846488
I'm paying for cuddle buddies. what did you think I was doing? Are you thinking unclean thoughts? I'm not sure the lord would like such things.
>>25846813
If your catholic. And have received some specific ritual, than yes.
Honestly you probably can.
>>25846488
Prostitutes? I was just hiring those fillies because I'm a few players short for my D&D campaign.
>>25846851
3.5? you best be teaching those fillies right
>>25846863
>anything other than first addition
>>25846813
All you have to do is believe in Jesus and you will go to heaven. No matter what you do. At all.
Fucked a filly? That's bad. Believe in Jesus? GO TO HEAVEN REGARDLESS!
>>25846809
>risk getting raped in prison
Tom what are you doing on /mlp/?
>>25846851
>>25846880
>implying fifth edition isn't 1e's spirit with 3.5's mechanics reduced to the minimum so as to maximize storytelling
>>25846863
>>25846880
>not Pathfinder
>>25846901
>>25846909
>not just making up your own ruleset
>>25846952
>being autistic enough to make your own ruleset
>>25846952
why would I waste time doing that when a perfectly fine one already exists?
I need that time to come up with a setting.
inb4 >not using Greyhawk/Neverwinter/Eberron
enjoy being uncreative cocks
>>25846851
muh nigga
>>25846851
>tfw fillies are old enough to be mistaken for prostitues in Equestria
