>"Twilight, now that you've graduated and started working here at Canterlot High School, I think it's time you learned about Mr. Anonymous."
>"Perhaps you'll laugh, but I know him better than most. Anonymous is one of the most dangerous men in Canterlot."
>"He would see this city burn if he could be superintendent of the ashes."
>"You need to stay away from him. Am I understood?"
>>25844193
what
>>25844193
Meanwhile, Mr. Anonymous burns his tongue attempting to scarf down his ramen before the lunch break ended
>>25844627
/thread
>>25844193
This EQG microcosm isgetting out of hand.
>>25844627
Here we go again
>>25844627
stay classy /mlp/
>>25844627
I was expecting it and it still caught me off guard.
>>25844627
>"I'm on to you MISS-TER Anonymous!"
"Wha ah you all-ee abou?"
>"Principal Celestia has told me all about you and I just want you to know that I'll be watching your ever step!"
"Ass ice. Cah you hewl me wih mah ongue?"
>"What did you say? Ass ice?"
"I buh mah ongue."
>"You burn your young?"
>>25844796
dis gunna be gud
>>25844844
"I buh mah ongue on wamen."
>"You butt along on all men?"
>Applejack begins to get up to retrieve Twilight, but Rainbow Dash stops her.
>"No, let's see how long they keep this up.
"Mah wamen wa haah."
>"All men are hot? I... I didn't know you were... oh my."I'm just making this shit up take over if you have anything funny in mind.
Who anon even works as?A janitor?
>>25844972
>inb4 Anon is Scruffy in disguise
>>25844981
>inbf Scruffy is Anon in disguise
>>25844924
>"Mr. Anonymous, I know you're frustrated by feeling you need to repress your true identity, but that's no excuse to immolate children!"
"Ah oh why guy, ah why gah."
>"You like guys and you like me? Oh..."
>She's blushing
"OH! OH!"
>You shake your head as hard as you can
>"I'm very flattered, I must admit. I've never been a homosexual boy's only heterosexual crush before."
"AHM AH AY!"
>She gasps and lowers her voice
>"Mr. Anonymous you can't just yell out you're horny in the middle of the cafeteria!"
We really need that thread cap of anon putting his pants in the wrong way.
>>25845027
Kek, keep up with the good work
>>25845027
Poor Anon the guy can't catch a break. He really should just write it all down on piece of paper.
>>25844627
>>25844796
>>25844924
>>25845027
Please continue, I haven't laughed this hard all day
>>25844627
Never change /mlp/
>>25845027
>>25845027
"Uhhh. Ah wah go how ang oh bah ooh beh."
>Some days just need to end early and today is one of them. Bed would be nice.
>Oh god she's blushing really hard.
>"It's the middle of the day but... okay."
"Wah?"
>"We'll go to your utility room and you can... we can..."
>She doesn't finish the sentence, grabs you by your hand, and yanks you up from the table.
>You bite your tongue
"AHH!"
>"I know. I'm excited too. I've never broken rules like we're about to."
>What the fuck is she on about?
>She sweeps you into your combination office-utility closet, slams the door shut, and immediately begins to disrobe.
"WHA WAI OH!!!"
>She grabs your hand and places it on her breast.
>"It's okay. You need this. WE need this."
"UHHHHHHHHH"
>"Squeeze it. Do you feel anything? Does this make you feel anything?"
>OH MY GOD
"UHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh..."
>She draws close and grabs your crotch
>"I... you do feel for me. I just... I can't believe Sunset was right."
"WHA!? AHP."
>"With the right attitude and a loving heart, you really can cure homosexuality."
>She smiles at you before her gaze shifts to hunger.
"OH! AHP! AH ERE! AH OW!"
>A sexually repressed Twilight Sparkle then converted you back to the path of righteousness by force.
>It took 86 seconds.
>For both of you.
>"Principal Celestia was right, Mr. Anonymous. You really are a dangerous man."
"Ah ongue urs."
>Your tongue really hurts.
>>25845152
Is someone capping this? This is purely magnificent
>>25845152
Then everyone thinks that Anon said "Oh fuck off."
>>25845152
that's all I got
>>25845217
You did a good job anon
