>Your Bad Dragon order has been shipped!
>>25843034
waist of money
>>25843034
>Giving these lying bastard rapists even more money
>>25843034
Just checked mine. Still processing. It's been over a month now.
>>25843034
If it's a marevag, good on you, anon. If it's a fucking dildo, then for gods sake, anon, get your fucking gay ass life together, damn.
>>25843125
>tfw you only have a prostate massager;_;
>>25843041
Y-you're joking... right? Am I falling for bait? On the off chance you were actually being serious, allow me to enlighten you as to how wrong you are, Anon.
Real life girlfriends/wives cost money. They cost ELODSOMONE. Just going on a simple date can cost you half a day's paycheck if she wants something halfway decent. God help you if you have kids because holy fuck you are hemorrhaging dosh.
Usually men only go through this self imposed hell for the fleeting chance they'll get to fuck. And depending on how loose this bitch is the guy can just as easily go home with nothing to show for his wasted time and money, or worse, with a fucking sexual disease because his woman is a whore.
Which brings us to the topic of sex toys which you claim are a waste of money. Whelp, let's break that down.
-they are a one time investment
-they have no external needs of their own
-they cannot get pregnant and sue you for half of your possessions and child support
-they exist only for your pleasure
-they never say no
Well gee whiz, Anon. I think they are a pretty good investment, strange how you think otherwise.
>>25843125
Sugar Star, Ponka Pink.
>>25843082
3.5 weeks and finally shipping. Don't lose hope, Anon!
>>25843060
Uh...
>>25843149
>if she wants
found your problem
try less shallow people
>>25843168
What happened to their "if it doesn't ship next day, the order is free" guarantee?
>>25843145
My Tantus Prostate Play just came in the mail today. I've been using my Bronco for a while now, wanna try something new.
>>25843178
That rule only applies to premade toys. Mine was ordered new because they had no Pinkies in stock.
>>25843168
>Sugar Star
Of course you had to but the one deformed horse toy designed by a half retarded faggot instead of the proper looking mare toy
>>25843198
>Thinking Mary the Anthro Mare looks like a proper mare
"Anthro" is there for a reason, family. Also, Sugar Star is supposedly way tighter. I have a Mary and she's pretty loose.
>>25843221
I have a Mary, and if you call that lose you need to have a pretty small dick. That thing is tight without end. And too short.
My complain was more that they pony toys look more like human shit. But that's to beexpected from Braeburneds knowledge about anatomy. And a fanbase that can only get off if it doesn't look like horse.
>>25843248
Braeburned didn't design it, just its mascot. And having both toys I prefer Sugar cause it is tighter in comparison. If I could get off just by looking at it, that'd be amazing, but there's more to a toy than its visual appeal.
Don't know how you guys can deal with having to heat it up and lube it up and clean it up as well. The sight of my own cum makes me gag, I don't think I could stand having to wash one of these things in the sink afterwards.
>>25843314
I usually threw then into the washing machine with the clothes.
But they're kinda meh, really meh, in comparison to a real mare. So I don't really use it. Mainly just bought it to have it. (The Mary)
>>25843339
>I usually threw then into the washing machine with the clothes.
What the fuck? I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do that with them in the first place, but even if you could, why would you throw something chock full of semen in with all your other clothes? Sick, dude
>>25843368
You can't really believe that everything in the washing machine isn't squeaky clean after its finishes washing.
Usually, according to Bad Dragon and other manufacturers you should put them in cooking / very hot water to clean. The washing machine is prolly good enough suited for that.
>>25843168
>not a fucking dildo
My nigga. Marevag is where it's at.
>don't_have_a_"my_nigga"_reaction_pic_on_my_phone,_so_just_have_to_settle_for_this_filename_describing_it.bmp
>>25843314
I actually propped myself upside down against a wall and came into my own mouth this morning. Just thought you'd like to know.
>>25843510
>Not having both
>>25843034
>>25843613
Holy shit how'd they get that cat to copy the Pinkie pic?
>>25843314
>heat it up
Or put it in the freezer for a COLD fuck!
>>25843611
Anon...d-do you like to stick the horsecock in the mare hole?
>>25843034
>tfw want many toys to satisfy sexual lust for colorful horses
>tfw still live with my parents
>tfw they would find anything like that if I had it
>tfw they'd either make me get rid of it or kick me out
>tfw I'd be homeless and horse-toyless
It's not fair.
>>25843651
>tfw I did this back when they added Winter Wyvern to Dota with my Janine
Goddamn, I came buckets back then.
>>25843662SometimesI'll sometimes insert the dildo in the penetrable a fair amount, and then use my dick on the other side, making it so I bump onto the horsecock every time I hilt
>>25843149
Sex toys in general might be a decent investment, but the problem I have is that they overprice the fuck out of their products. You could get one of around the same quality for a fuck ton less.
>>25843716
I dunno about that.
I've never bought a Bad Dragon, but I have bought other toys, and I can assure you, you get what you pay for, in this just like everything else.
>>25843716
A quality sex toy (as in not a shitty plastic "back massager" from Spencer's Gift) will run you around $150. That's still an overwhelmingly cheaper investment than upkeeping a relationship with a human female... which might not even work out. If you're going to lay down hard earned money for a satisfying fuck, then at least do it right and go with a silicone waifu, it's so much cheaper in the long run.
>>25844093
And even if you do get a gf or bf, it doesn't mean your toys go away forever either.
>>25844093
Get a horse. They only want your love and food. And are great companions. Also other stuff.
>>25843716
Yeah, maybe used ones.
>>25844278
Cost ten trillion credits an hour though and they are so very fragile.
>>25844293
True. But horses are lovely.
>>25844330
They really are.
>unironically being proud of having sex toys based on a little kids show
>unironically preferring a sex toy over the touch of a real woman
>unironically and and shamelessly spending a shit ton of money on said toys
>>25844452
My friend, why are you here?
Better, why are you surprised?
>>25844452
>unironically fucking the shit out of them and enjoying them no fucks given when whore gf decides on another flavor of the week
>discrete shipping
>customs processes it and attached forms that say 'silicon sculpture' 4x
Fug.
>>25844452
Human flesh cannot compete with my 15lb bag of platinum cured silicon of horse delights
>>25844537
That's a lot of dick
>>25844289
>not buying all your dildos used from teenage girls
>>25844452
Let's play spot the vagina.
Vaginal jews be gone.
>>25844818
Naw man the girls here want big ol horse cocks too
It's just /r9k/ shitposting
>>25844874
I'm a girl and I can confirm the horsecock desire
>>25844947
Prove it.
>>25845297
But that would result in bans.
>>25844537
What model and size was it?
I'm sure customs have seen everything at this point, like the stuff /a/ likes to buy.
>>25844947
So can the men. All jokes aside, us Bronies only watch the show for Big Macintosh.
>>25845550
Link to Social or Trash. It's time for you to reveal your "P" card, Anon. Or, perhaps, you are hiding a "trap" card, hmm?
>>25845587
>us Bronies
>>>/gtfo/
>>25845838>>>/trash/655336thats all you get
>>25845923
Not that anon, but I like it.no ass pic? Would be preferable
>>25845923
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>>25845923
Ok I didn't expect that. W-well played, Anon.
>>25845923
inb4 it's a chubby dude pressing together his man meat
>>25845923
You ma'am for once, do not have to gtfo, for you have provided the required amount of tits. Nicely done.
>>25845923
>no timestamp
>>25845923
So now that you've proven you're a grill, tell us more about your horsecock desire and any toys you currently use.
>>25846097
I don't have a horsecock toy
but I really enjoy the pictures of humanized gals taking horsecocks
>>25846161
Do you think you'll ever get a toy, and if so would you get a color based on a character from the show such as a Bad Dragon dildo with Mac's color?
>>25846161
Who's your favorite character and how much cock does she take?
>>25846238
if i did it would betwalot spackle
>>25846260
https://derpibooru.org/874577?scope=scpe2a826fb7949beeac46efdd538eed6121923424ee
https://derpibooru.org/886198?scope=scpeda4723781d2561f79b6aa532601cd735c43425dd
>>25846328
You. I like you. Never change.
>>25843034
>ordered on black friday
>had a nice weekend
>package on doorstep on monday a whole day sooner then what they said
>didn't pay for fast shipping
>mfw
>>25846328
If I had my dick surgically replaced with a horsecock, do you think you could handle taking it up the ass?m-my friend wants to know. >\\\<
