http://vocaroo.com/i/s014RDVD9mXs
Anyone remember me?
Will take any request that isn't too loud + under 1-2 minutes.
Also feel free to share your own voice, this is a Vocaroo thread as well!
>>25841262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1md5qvMnkgC
>>25841262
Can you say this poem?
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175772
>>25841262
Yes I dooooo
>>25841333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xbCDOVDX9n
>>25841340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0986WdoPXWY
>>25841262
I thought you were the one that did lewd requests.Cause you don't really have anything else than that going for you.
>>25841262
Try this out.
Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our secretary of state a formal reply to a recent American message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack.
It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.
The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.
Yesterday the Japanese government also launched as attack against Malaya.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Wake Island.
And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island.
Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves.
Part 1
>>25841359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ge4dD4WwIR
say "Trump is my favorite in the ellections"
>>25841369
The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.
As commander in chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. . .
Finished.
CAN YOU SPEECH DA DAY DAT WAS INFUMUS.
>>25841382
>inb4 hi
Could you narrate pic related?
>>25841369
>>25841382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GJl7xqewZ8
>>25841262
Say, "Is that your fetish?"
[spoiler pls[/spoiler]
>>25841410
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GJl7xqewZ8
That was very inspiring. I would follow fluttershy into those dirty jap camps.
>All the stuff posted is hi from some fat basement dweller
I laughed.
>>25841419fuck
So no Fluttertied then. Well that sucks.
>>25841320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UDsZGvTais
>>25841333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rHPCAXl9KB
>>25841359
Well you're not wrong.
>>25841369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09eUNYoXDOQ
>>25841371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGHnC2i5wL
>>25841382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L8HPbdVMpf
>>25841397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CEIL7soi3A
>>25841419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00j8Xe61Xki
>>25841454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jSIU0rfFxl
>>25841461
You gotta practice more on not breaking when talking in long sentences.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone; in fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
>>25841493
I have squirrel lungs!
>>25841520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rz2cd3euCf
>>25841461
Wow, that sounded like it took allot out of you. BREATH and pause when speech. It's part of being a good orator.
Was pretty good t-b-h.
7/10
>>25841262
could you say
"i'm coming for you, and when I get you you'll be cumming for me! "
>>25841545
She said not too lewd.
>>25841541
Hey I am just sayin, no need to get mad.
However you can mad about this spoilerattention whore.
>>25841520
>>25841541
>>25841562
She said not to request something loud.
>>25841562
I said not too LOUD. ;)
>>25841543
Never really been the narrator type!
>>25841545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ynkJ4P3ktL
>>25841567
Not mad, was joke~ and I'm a proud whore than you very much! Hehe.
>>25841545
more like IM cumming inside hard breathing
and then ,,like in porn so ponfags have omething to fap to
>>25841262
Can someone please say
"Real nigga hours, who up? Smash that like button." in a pony voice
>tfw jersey accent
>>25841589
thanks! how about "say that to my face faggot not online and see what happens. I'll fuckin fight you mate"
>>25841589
Give this based nigga a try. its supa rascist. But super long.
Pretoria has been made by the White mind for the White man. We are not obliged even the least to try to prove to anybody and to the Blacks that we are superior people. We have demonstrated that to the Blacks in a thousand and one ways. The Republic of South Africa that we know of today has not been created by wishful thinking. We have created it at the expense of intelligence, sweat and blood. Were they Afrikaners who tried to eliminate the Australian Aborigines? Are they Afrikaners who discriminate against Blacks and call them Nigge*rs in the States? Were they Afrikaners who started the slave trade? Where is the Black man appreciated? England discriminates against its Black and their “Sus” law is out to discipline the Blacks. Canada, France, Russia, and Japan all play their discrimination too. Why in the hell then is so much noise made about us? Why are they biased against us? I am simply trying to prove to you all that there is nothing unusual we are doing that the so called civilized worlds are not doing. We are simply an honest people who have come out aloud with a clear philosophy of how we want to live our own White life.
We do not pretend like other Whites that we like Blacks. The fact that, Blacks look like human beings and act like human beings do not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles simply because they look alike. If God wanted us to be equal to the Blacks, he would have created us all of a uniform colour and intellect. But he created us differently: Whites, Blacks, Yellow, Rulers and the ruled.
Intellectually, we are superior to the Blacks; that has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt over the years.
Part 1
Remember breath and pause.
>>25841607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXZuWyYC7g
>>25841616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZuJv3Ku4jR
Can't manage an accent right now...
>>25841636
I believe that the Afrikaner is an honest, God fearing person, who has demonstrated practically the right way of being. Nevertheless, it is comforting to know that behind the scenes, Europe, America, Canada, Australia-and all others are behind us in spite of what they say. For diplomatic relations, we all know what language should be used and where. To prove my point, Comrades, does anyone of you know a White country without an investment or interest in South Africa? Who buys our gold? Who buys our diamonds? Who trades with us? Who is helping us develop other nuclear weapon? The very truth is that we are their people and they are our people. It’s a big secret. The strength of our economy is backed by America, Britain, and Germany. It is our strong conviction, therefore, that the Black is the raw material for the White man. So Brothers and Sisters, let us join hands together to fight against this Black devil. I appeal to all Afrikaners to come out with any creative means of fighting this war. Surely God cannot forsake his own people whom we are. By now every one of us has seen it practically that the Blacks cannot rule themselves. Give them guns and they will kill each other. They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives and indulging in sex. Let us all accept that the Black man is the symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence. Isn’t it plausible? therefore that the White man is created to rule the Black man? Come to think of what would happen one day if you woke up and on the throne sat a Kaff*ir! Can you imagine what would happen to our women? Does anyone of you believe that the Blacks can rule this country?
>>25841649
Hence, we have good reasons to let them all-the Mandelas-rot in prison, and I think we should be commended for having kept them alive in spite of what we have at hand with which to finish them off. I wish to announce a number of new strategies that should be put to use to destroy this Black bug. We should now make use of the chemical weapon. Priority number one, we should not by all means allow any more increases of the Black population lest we be choked very soon. I have exciting news that our scientists have come with an efficient stuff. I am sending out more researchers to the field to identify as many venues as possible where the chemical weapons could be employed to combat any further population increases. The hospital is a very strategic opening, for example and should be fully utilized. The food supply channel should be used. We have developed excellent slow killing poisons and fertility destroyers.
Our only fear is in case such stuff came in! ! to their hands as they are bound to start using it against us if you care to think of the many Blacks working for us in our homes.
part 3
>>25841664
However, we are doing the best we can to make sure that the stuff remains strictly in our hands. Secondly, most Blacks are vulnerable to money inducements. I have set aside a special fund to exploit this venue. The old trick of divide and rule is still very valid today. Our experts should work day and night to set the Black man against his fellowman. His inferior sense of morals can be exploited beautifully.
And here is a creature that lacks foresight. There is a need for us to combat him in long term projections that he cannot suspect. The average Black does not plan his life beyond a year: that stance, for example, should be exploited. My special department is already working round the clock to come out with a long-term operation blueprint. I am also sending a special request to all Afrikaner mothers to double their birth rate. It may be necessary too to set up a population boom industry by putting up centres where we employ and support fully White young men and women to produce children for the nation.
We are also investigating the merit of uterus rentals as a possible means of speeding up the growth of our population through surrogate mothers.
Part 4
>>25841634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uDW0hqqObv
>>25841636
>>25841649
>>25841664
I COULD, but again I'm requesting things not TOO long (1-2 min) so that I can do as many requests as possible and not lose too much breath. (again, I'm also not a narrator type) but if that's what you REALLY want me to try I could go for it.
>>25841673
Nahh i'm just fucking with ya.
But should it tickle your pickle. Here's a link.
It's a 30-50 min speech. So I don't recommend it.
https://femibalogun.wordpress.com/2013/10/12/the-most-racist-speech-ever-given-in-the-history-of-mankind/
No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.
>>25841673
''my name is princess fluttertied and as my first royal decree I order everyone to lay on their backs so I can sit on their faces."
say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Gimme a Pillsbury doughboy giggle
>>25841700
/b/ pls go jerk off in your rekt threads instead
>>25841698
And how we are all her buttsluts.
>>25841673
Say "Stick in your frothing man muscle and stir my insides like a hot bowl of spagoots." I need it for reasons.
say Rainbow Dash wants to be lesbian with me
>>25841673
How about this algorithm me and my friend were using to fuck with someone.
Beauty = symmetry + ∑ exotic features - bad attitude + inherent talent+ learned talent
exotic features ∝ Diversity of region = (Perception) / (regions common features)
Symmetry is just symmetry.
Bad attitude ∝ (unnecessary behavior + malicious intent + stupidity) / (∑ inherent talents)
stupidity = ∑(Archaic ideas) + ignorance - desire to be open minded - ability to change
>>25841262
So Fluttershy were you a nice filly this year or a naughty one?
>>25841691
Maybe I'll try it one day...
>>25841696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aIkaqEC8DI
>>25841698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cab41WEqki
>>25841700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ABMIxFG3B
(I think I've done this copypasta before but it's tongue twisting me now)
>>25841711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06hhu46MaNI
>>25841721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GJC1Q9aqyw
>>25841723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hAKOHqaTtZ
>>25841262
My Vocaroo keeps giving me this access microphone bullshit
>help
>>25841262
What were your highlights of 2015? Also how are your animals doing?
>>25841637
Made my day perfect
Tch. Wish I could imitate a character besides Braeburn or r63 AJ.
>>25841754
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06hhu46MaNI
Top cute, merry christmas
>>25841754
10/10 you're a gem.
>>25841731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11GtVPYcJ7l
>>25841739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S6dN6c90zQ
>>25841761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PpL9w1CKLm
>>25841803
Naughty filly you say.. What sort of naughty things?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YwQ1a2o0iu
''I'm watching you"
"what"
"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA!"
Say"U-uhm, I-I need to tinkle… r-really, really bad. (pause) I can’t go in a cup, w-what if somepony sees? (pause) Oh gosh, I really really can’t hold it anymore. C-can you hold the cup up for me? (pause) (Slight struggle and then a soft sigh of relief). T-Thanks, I feel so much better now"
>>25841803
"I bet you have an active social life, a loving family and you kiss girls! HA! FAGGOT!"
>>25841803
Can you munch on a carrot close to the microphone for me?
>>25841803
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11GtVPYcJ7l
HA, that was great. Loved it.
Your a doll, really.
>>25841862
>Your
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
>>25841825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgfsyWkzrA
>>25841827
I like this one.
>>25841828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mGUQHPvURP
>>25841837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eNIftM3vRx
>>25841843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u1TFThPqrO
>>25841858
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uf5H5U8tGy
>>25841862
Thanks!
>>25841876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpE5spyTRO
Based Fluttertied! Ultra lewd request coming your way:You want me to what on your face? Oh dear, but I'm so sweaty and smelly... I mean, I guess I can do that, if you really want. Just, um, lie down, and I'll sit on you...
(*nervous humming*)
U-Um, is it okay? I'm not crushing you, am I? (*Yelp, followed by giggling*) Oh gosh, it tickles! W-Wow, that feels kinda nice Anon... are you sure you're okay down there? It doesn't smell bad or anything? I mean, my butt is sooo sweaty after all that running around... you - you like it? You like the way my butt smells? Gosh, that's so lewd, it's r-really turning me on... keep going Anon, keep licking my butthole, I want to cum all over your face!
>>25841897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sKu9S0ZTgG
>>25841909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaCkPt1Df8
>>25841904
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpE5spyTRO
Sucking dick doesn't make me a faggot...neither does eating booty holes.
>>25841262
"U-uhm, Rainbow Dash? It's really cold outside and I still have a lot of work checking if my animal friends are ready for winter. I would really appreciate if you let mecome insidefor a moment to get warm. I-if that's okay with you, of course.."
>>25841940
We need more dominant Flutters.
>>25841964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dIraQMuWCy
>>25841977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lTgmEvVQip
>>25841940
''I'm going to ride that dick until I can't move anymore and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
>>25841989
Ha, you browse /b/? What a fucking loser. Get a live you attic gremlin. *Cough cough*Irony*Cough cough*
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>25841990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lTgmEvVQip
>>25842015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s162cejRy4ff
>>25842028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sWhoPZbzck
>>25841904
It didn't have to be a carrot, just wanted it to be pony related. Thanks!
>>25841262
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
>>25841989
Oh, um, well, I don't know about being whipped...
>>25842036
"Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. If I were to threaten to hit you unless you shut your mouth, and you presumed to speak, what do you think I'd do?"
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
And love is all that I can give to you
>>25842050
Ah, no problem!
>>25842051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HxDAPDwd2U
>>25842064
;)
>>25842071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wc0eO1u9T7
>>25842089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14hNDpqC3JV
>>25841940
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaCkPt1Df8
You're the fuckin tops. I... I love you.
>>25842097
Welcome to Camp Sugar Lake! We are so happy you young adults could join us this Friday! Before I start with the boring stuff, it's highly recommended that you stay in your cabins and lock the doors tonight. We've had some "accidents" in the past with teens going out after Midnight..
Say "Fuck niggers" for me pls?
>>25842097
I said a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip-hop, and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang-bang, boogie say "up jump"
The boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Now, what you have here is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
See I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say "hello"
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say "up jump" the boogie to the bang-bang boogie
Let's rock, you don't stop
Rock the riddle that will make your body rock
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along
And next on the mike is my man Hank
Come on, Hank, sing that song
Check it out, I'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
And the rest is f-l-y
I am become Fluttertied, speaker of lewd
>>25842097
Try being don fluttershy
But let me say this. I am a superstitious mare, a ridiculous failing but I must confess it here. And so if some unlucky accident should befall my youngest son, if some police officer should accidentally shoot him, if he should hang himself while in his jail cell, if new witnesses appear to testify to his guilt, my superstition will make me feel that it was the result of the ill will still borne me by some people here. Let me go further. If my son is struck by a bolt of lightning I will blame some of the people here. If his plane show fall into the sea or his ship sink beneath the waves of the ocean, if he should catch a mortal fever, if his automobile should be struck by a train, such is my superstition that I would blame the ill will felt by people here. Gentlemen, that ill will, that bad luck, I could never forgive. But aside from that let me swear by the souls of my grandchildren that I will never break the peace we have made. After all, are we or are we not better ponies than those pezzonovanti who have killed countless millions of colts in our lifetimes?
I edited it for extra autism.
>>25841964
>>25841989
Fukken saved.
>>25842097
"anon if I bend over like this can you see my pussy? I sure hope not. It would be even worse if you grabbed my hips and decided to stick your cock in me! i wouldn't be able to do anything to stop you."
>>25841904
>I like this one.
Oh stop it, you're making me grin like an idiot
>>25842098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KDGTkP3EVN
>>25842106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SMZ3zZt7rE
>>25842119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g1AmwxQ7GG
>>25842139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dO6pb8hPkz
>>25842154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mEZlHfQVco
>>25842163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kyF60gx95d
>>25842190
;)
>>25842097
Well, i-if it's you... I guess it's okay.
>>25842196
BASED
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E
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>>25842106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9YBNtMqhg
Fuck man I'd pay billions to see a pony slasher film
>Or end up just torrenting it
>>25842196
''if rainbow dash isn't around, would you like to cum inside me anon? I wouldn't mind."
>>25841541
>I have squirrel lungs!
here's a tip from me.
As a singer (which would be me) i find it difficult to hold long notes as i too have squirrel lungs. but here's the secret, breathing with your diaphragm makes things soooo much easier. give it a shot!
>>25842230
>>25842196
truly a based goddess
>>25842252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NcRNY2lxZi
>>25842271
I've tried... still little luck, I just need practice.
>>25842097
>>25842196
I've got a weird one if you want to indulge me.
>"If you're sure you wanna kill yourself.. how bout I sit on your face? I-I've always wanted to smother someone.. with my.."
>>25842300
Was it a good idea to come out even though the camp director told us not too? I think I hear someone watching us..
>Relax babe, it's probably just Johnny trying to scare us.
O-ok I gues- who are you?! Help! Somepony help! *Schreeching and gurgling*
(K I'm done now.)
>>25842300
with practice you will improve, just be patient and don't give up
>>25842306
>that pic is literally me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmvRJVrw68
>>25842314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DAWgJKGrmm
>>25841461
Can you say "I love objectifying women! They must all bow down to dicks!"
>>25842343
Nah, tell him to go back to /r9k/
>>25842343
feminist pls go
I'm trying really hard not to cringe at half the things in this thread.
>>25842343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j4rANBYzJb
>>25842358
dont deny it, you love it.
"Come in bed and get under the covers, it will be fun!" *giggles*
>>25842336
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmvRJVrw68
FUCKING UNF 10/10
Thank you kindly
>>25842336
"don't worry anon, I'm very good at taking care of my animal friends. I'll feed you, hug you and pet you.suck and ride your dick while you're asleep."
"what? I didn't say anything. now go sit at the table, it's time for dinner."
>>25842358
>>25842359
This thread is literally "have a Fluttershy impersonator talk about your fantasies."
>>25842196
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mEZlHfQVco
Bretty good.
>>25842358
fucking agree.
Nothing but roleplay fags and half-assed va.
I'd rather have someone like Carmen Mary Medley than this tranny 6/10 fuck.
>>25842358
>>25842396
I wonder how flutterchan is doing these days
>>25842371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FIv5pxghl1
>>25842379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sn8MNi4nC9
>>25842396
You know it!
>>25842400
;^)
>>25842414
She's well!
>>25842419
Give validy kun a shot.
The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness.
The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.
Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.
Nothing revives the past so completely as a smell that was once associated with it.
The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.
Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man.
You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
I think like a genius, I write like a distinguished author, and I speak like a child.
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.
>>25842419
How would you punish those fags trying to derail your thread, Miss Fluttershy?
>>25842419
"i will crush you like the bug you are with my big strong hooves! no one tells fluttershy she can't have a bagel with butter on it!"
>>25842437
femdom faggot pls get hit by a truck
>>25842437
You are literally the absolute stereotype from those MLP in Gary's mod where someone can make a Fluttershy impression and they fucking bow to her and treat her as their goddessand ROLEPLAY THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HER. Fucking kill yourself.
>>25842419
"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger."Fuck, I'm getting old.
>>25842419
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25842457
not him but, end yourself. Femdom's a fucking harmless tier fetish
>>25842426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QA4uwjNHKG
>>25842437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RtjLf8UAjx (is joke)
>>25842443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nClF5LrGbM
>>25842460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qqEOC3d3Sr
>>25842462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LAEyZYsu81
>>25842474
garbage tier maybe
Be back in a bit, everyone! I have to make a call.
>>25842478
Why joke? That's a perfectly valid solution.
>>25842419
So do you and Flutterchan do "things" together?
>>25842484
poor baby
go pretend to be a patrician alpha somewhere more convincing, maybe not on a board for a little girl's show
"Give me a clip so I can do more damage!"
"Only nine milimeter."
"Is that a FAMAS?"
Say "Anon, i shall reveal to you the secret to my sluttiness! 100 BLOWIES, 100 69'S 100 ORGASMS AND 10KM OF DICK EVERY SINGLE DAY"
>>25842478
"Look at you on the ground, beaten, broken. You were a fool to challenge me, now it's time to finish you off. Nothing personal, kid." (then a giggle)
>>25842537
>>25842359
Aww yis. Saving it. Do this last one.
"Rape is only natural"
>>25842519
lmao
your fetish is GARBAGE
>>25842478
"you have 10 seconds to give me a hug. If you do not meet my demands I will have no choice but to hug you instead and i won't let go for a looooong time."
>>25841262
Yo, long time no see. I think I have you on skype, but I've never actually spoken to you. Amber, right?
>>25842561
Tell me some of your fetishes senpai.
>>25842478
Please quote the image
>>25842578
im vanilla nigga
SENPAI CAN YOU SING SOME ALICE IN CHAINS?! :D
>>25842567
No, it's Abdul
>>25842603
Alice in Chains is garbage, listen to real music like MattyBRaps
>>25842625
nice b8, i r8 8/8
>>25842599
That's boring
>>25842400
Oh Carmen. Yes please. If someone knows her, can you tell her to come here?
>>25842492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tp12LKv28z
>>25842537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01cjoA0quQd
>>25842542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wKIIGqxapX
>>25842547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eEFHGHbo3c
>>25842555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OzkKMbEH7z
>>25842564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047VNoWB1WQ
>>25842567
WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS MISTAKE ME FOR AMBER??my Skype is breezypony, so search for that and shoot me an IM if you like.
>>25842596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GOyXKoG4tj
>>25842603
Don't know of it.
>>25842703
...Then who the hell is Amber?
>>25842713
>>25842713
>>25842703
Oh, it's Autumn, I remembered it wrong.I do have you, ayy
>>25842703
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GOyXKoG4tj
Ayyy thanks for doing that for me
>>25842703
>vocaroo.com/i/s1eEFHGHbo3c
Fluttershy even makes being edgy adorable. Thanks, I love it.
"There is nothing morally wrong with masturbating to anatomically correct cartoon equine pornography of a 1980's hasbro toy franchise. It is fluttershy approved."
>>25842703
"have a merry christmas anon! your present is this coupon that will let you ask me to do anything you'd like. and i do mean anything."
>>25842780
Than say, ohh, but there is something wrong with masturbating to pones Anon, their not real.
>>25842703
SHE IS ONE SUCK MARE
>>25842703
What kind of things do you too do?
>>25842860
>Two
Auto correct.
>>25842703
Curious. Are you a rape victim?
>>25842727
And yet I still get no IM's.
>>25842780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yx3dKx8XBZ
>>25842792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BRaUJ69IOs
>>25842796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WKLPRWdFkJ
>>25842860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vBKb5BCE7C
>>25842874
Nop.
>>25842911
What type of lewd things do you do?
Also ass or tits?
>>25842911
>911.
>>25842911
Here's a challenge.
"shou ga nai wa ne!"
good luck.
>>25842932
C'mon man. She's already sharing her voice. Don't be greedy.
>>25842911
Do you find it okay for people to make rape jokes as an insult? Because the person receiving it should have a thick skin?
>>25842949
Ok fine..
>>25842970
>Do you find it okay for people to make rape jokes as an insult?
wot
>>25842970
U wot m8.
>>25843022
>>25843008
Is it okay to make rape as an insult? Especially in front of people who are rape victims? Because everyone receiving insults should have a thick skin?
>>25842932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QPtH25yGFh
>>25842943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V6VRniPKYs
>>25842949
I don't mind really!
>>25842970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dOldFUzia2
Am I late to the party?
If not please say.
"They say we're leavin' home. We're goin' to what home was always supposed to be. So let us understand the situation. We are goin' into battle against a tough and determined enemy. I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear before you and before Almighty God: That when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to stop off. And I will leave no one behind...Dead or alive, we will all come home together...So help me God."
>>25843075
>kinder
GET FUCKED
>>25843075
What were your favorite games this year?
>>25843075
>Everyone should be just a little kinder
But the people whom you hang out with are literally the people who doesn't value other people's feelings. They are not kind, nor they plan to be. How do you live with that?
>>25841827
https://soundcloud.com/shots-n-jiggles/smash-that-like-button-radio-edition
>>25843075
Just out of curiosity how long have you and Flutterchan gone out?
>>25843075
"our memes are so extreme you must scream! so always dream."
>>25843102
Kill yourself.
>>25843075
Drunk Fluttershy scolding Angel for not bringing in the mail (or anything else for that matter) like she asked him to.
>>25843075
If you don't mind me asking who has the biggest tits and or ass?
>>25843084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1inGh8B5zE0
>>25843098
Don't really keep up with new releases.
>>25843102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mn7PnP8W9I
>>25843109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNACkExwh3
>>25843121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LqMZeFZ1YR
>>25843136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YEpC9BPDat
>>25843147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jnFM88WtRn
>>25843154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05KmaNbe7Ni
>>25843154
>>25843177
which do you like more? fucking or getting fucked?
>>25843154
Aaand there goes the thread.
>>25841262
Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Harry, thrusting his bloody, retina-covered pelvis with elfin fervor.
"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"
Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes."
>>25843154
You are so underage it hurts you cringey fuck
>>25843202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00kuqwY3j6o
>>25843233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qpO3j8oZSs
>>25843259
What was it?
Please do like 1 second pauses at the end of the sentences and sound a bit like your losing your mind as you say it. Sorry if its a bit much.
"Listen only to the sound of my voice. Let your mind relax. Let your thoughts drift. Let the bad memories fade. Let peace be upon you. Surrender yourself to your dreams. Let them wash over you like the gentle waves of the bluest ocean. Let them envelop you. Comfort you.
Imagine somewhere calm. Imagine somewhere safe. Imagine yourself in a frozen forest. You're standing in a clearing. Trees around you so tall, they touch the sky. Pure white snowflakes fall all around. You can feel them melt on your skin. You are not cold. It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart. Can you hear it? You only have to listen.
You hear it slowing? You're slowing it. You are in control. Calm. At peace."
>>25843264
What was the most kinky thing you two did?
>>25843272
some edgy teenager posing his curved dick
>>25843302
K E K
E
K
>>25843288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F3pI9S5e55
>>25843300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hPwbZmbhOs
Alright guys, I think I might head off for the night. Have fun - and I'll see you all around later!
>>25843333
thanks fluttertied. It's always fun to make you say silly things.
>>25843333
Thank you based Fluttertied also nice quads.
>>25843333
>ending on quads
>>25843333
Quads confirm you will have an amazing night.
>>25843333
Goodnight and thanks for the thread.
>>25843233
>thirty H
>>25843333
See ya senpai. Sick digits
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI
>>25843333
Thank you!
Saved, logged, zipped and ready. Where do you guys want it?
Death is upon us
>>25844156
http://www.mediafire.com/download/l34d0g08qdp4gsl/Fluttertied-Dec-2015.zip
>>25844156
>>25844247
thx m8
bumping this godly thread
>>25841262
Whatever happened to that MLP ASMR project?
Can you scream PENIS in the most shrill, agonized, utterly deafening tone you can manage? I want my eardrums to implode in utter ecstasy as your angelic voice rapes them into oblivion.
