In a sleepy city...
>You awaken to shapes blurred by your own sleepy eyes
>You pulled the covers over yourself tighter, before the realization that it was morning hits you
>The world seemed almost colorless as Celestia's sun had barely risen
>>25840754
>Your vision clears and you find yourself in a room, your room in fact
>The sad gray apartment greeted you with the same coldness it had every day
>>25840772
>You extend your hooves to the floor
>The chill hits you through your hooves, causing you to shudder
>You couldn't pay your heating bill this month
>Or the last few either
>You walk towards the mirror on the wall
>>25840792
>Your visions still a little shaky...
>Not to mention the wicked hangover you're nursing...
>What the hell do you look like again?
Red coat.
Black mane, all spike and shit.
We's a kickass Unicorn with lodes a magic power.
>>25840824
Two toned mohawk with ear and nose piercings.
>>25840824
My bad, dubs or 5 decides.
>>25840824
Like shit
>>25840824
Like a Slavic stereotype.
>>25840824
orange coat
white mane and tail.
earth pony
>>25840866
Rev up those track suits.
>>25840869
This because why not.
>>25840828
Vote.
>>25840824
>>25840866
>>25840869
>Celestia's sun has brightened, allowing your eyes to comprehend Equestria's glorious technicolor
>Ah that's right
>You're a fairly young Earth pony stallion
>What is your name again?
8 or dubs decides.Side note, how do slavs act? I think I'm confusing them with chavs.
>>25841063
Like this
>>25841063
Our name is billy
>>25841063
our name is potato chip.i'm not good with names
>>25841101
This. Our cutie mark must be a potato.
>>25841063
>>25841099
>Ah that's right, your name is Билли
>You come from the frozen north of Equestria, on the border to Yakyakistan
>What will you do?
3 or dubs.
>>25841063
Our name is Roman and we love bowling.
![semechki[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lFicS2C.jpg "semechki[1].jpg")
>>25841063
>Cutie Mark is not addidas symbol or sunflower seeds.
One job.
>>25841154
Forgot picture, my bad.
>>25841154
Write a fan fiction and win money
>>25841154
>>25841183
>It's been 2 years since that fateful day
>You, Билли, had become the famous author of several famous romance novels
>The Not So Mini Minotaur wooed the hearts of the women of Equestria
>The tale of Ivan the Great Griffon and his heated romance with a pegasus caught the attention of the entire pegasus race, and even some in the Griffonstone
>The story of the Starswirl and young Celestia's forbidden romance even found it's way into the hooves of Princesses, including Celestia
>She was less than pleased, but thankfully Equestrian parody law protects you
>Your newest novel, cyкa blyat, is a story of a young mare who codes games, and her secret romance with her boss
>it all gets very kinky
>You have the first write up in your hands, but you need someone to proofread it...
>You put on your best tracksuit and headed out to find your favorite editor...
7 or dubs decides.
>>25841268
A bad habit already.
>>25841268
Masturbate.
>>25841268
BOBBY!
I GOT A NEW NOVEL!
>>25841268
Rainbow Dash.
>>25841268
>>25841322
>You drop onto the ground and begin to hoof yourself to the thought of your editor
>You begin mumbling her name before spilling your load onto the ground, much to the surprise of the small crowd you had gathered
9 or dubs.
>>25841374
Think about how weird that was and how you'd never do that normally. Question your control over your own life.
>>25841386
Fly into deep existential angst and develop a drinking problem.
>>25841374
Go to our editor.
>>25841485
Vote
>>25841499
>dubs and 9, wow.
do you mean go vote, or go to editor?
Vump
>>25841485
>>25841499
>You go to the floating home of your editor, and yell out the greeting of your people
>She has no idea what it means, it's pretty funny
>The infamous Rainbow Dash flies down and greets you, to which you respond by shoving your papers in her face
>She nods slowly and begins to flips the pages
>She was a light drinker and you didn't enjoy her company, but she was good at critiquing books
1 or dubs
>>25842222
ask what she thinks
>>25842222
Make sweet hot sex.
>>25842222
>>25842266All these gets...
>"Meh"
>What
"What's wrong with it?"
>"It's okay, but it's not like the other ones. Just doesn't get me going yknow... kinda dry?"
>Dry
4 or dubs.
>>25842363
Ask what do you mean by dry.
>>25842363how about we try to get you wet then
>>25842363
shut up crusty cunt and just edit it!
>>25842363
>>25842388
>"And just what do you mean 'dry'?"
>"Chill man, it's just like... cliche. I know what to expect when it comes to your stories. The romance is just... overdone."
>It appears you may want to invest in another genre
>Maybe go out and get some life experience for inspiration
5 or dubs.
>>25842486
Go to a local pub to get some inspiration.
>>25842502
Reroll
>>25842513
re-reroll
>>25842486
tell rainbow dash to come with you in a soul searching adventure.
>>25842486
>>25842522
that ends in cumming inside
IWTCIRD
Bump
>>25842626
>>25842522
>You invite Rainbow Dash to a life changing expedition for inspiration that may or may not end up with her being came inside
>She responds to this by dashing away
Gotta end here for tonight boys.
>>25843544
good night
Bump at 10
