Thread for headcanons you hate? Pic related, black Rarara makes no sense with her colour scheme whatsoever and clearly comes from a middle class white family.
>>25838854
The culture itself doesn't even behave like dindus, there is no way in hell there are any nigger ponies except Zecora. And she has respect since she's not a dirty racemix, she stays true to herself and her culture of zebras.
>>25839372
They're all white per default. Except Zecora.
OOC femnazi twilight who tries to kill anon due to him not saying something to her
>>25838854
>Fluttershy has big tits because my japanese cartoons
>Rarity is british
>Pinkie Pie is fat
>Rainbow Dash is flat tsundere tomboy b-baka
>Trixie has a dick (mixed emotions about this)
>>25839470
>british
This
If anything, they're all fucking canadians
>>25839470
>Pinkie Pie is fat
She eats candy 24/7
She is at least chubby
>>25838854
fanfics and greentext stories where the ponies are xenophobic genocidal twats that make hitler look like a high school bully by comparison
i mean ffs how do you get celestia from kind, loving, benevolent princess of the land to totalitarian lunatic hell bent on exterminating everything that isn't pony
>looking at you conversion bureaus
>>25839470
>Rainbow Dash is flat tsundere tomboy b-baka
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>>25839470
>angry about things that make sense
>only mixed emotions about a character getting a dick
gay
>>25839560
I'd say a little tubby, but not noticeabley so. She eats a ton but doesn't gain anything due to her stomach being a portal to the end of times or something.
>>25839577
Agreed with this one. The tsundere stuff is bullshit but she'd clearly have to be streamlined to break the sound barrier on mulitple occasions.
>>25838854
Honestly, Rarity being black is the least that pic related's done wrong.
>that unclassy haircut
>clothing looks nothing like what Rarara would design or wear
>body proportions don't resemble anything I could visualize Tabitha's voice coming out of
Now, I could *kind* of understand why an artist could theoretically equate Rarity's kid friendly balance of generosity/unashamed vanity, and 'humbled small town upbringing' to a black fashion designer (anyone remember "That's So Raven"?), but let's be real. It's not because the artist themselves are black, and can identify with the character, it's just some white female libcuck shilling for a Burger King kids-tier levels of forced diversity, as a cheap ploy to escape criticism - despite a lack of creative effort - in their reinforced hugbox. Nothing else.
>>25840486
This is exactly the same thing I was thinking, thank you for putting it into better words anon.
>Shit-tier Headcanons
Anything projecting any type of human politics is cancer. These are imaginary PONIES that live in a fantasy world that no human will ever experience. There is no need to insert ones personal beliefs in a system that is not personal or existent.
>>25839534
>AJ is from the South, hard to tell where sense she talks like a Texan but sounds Appalachian
>Rarity is from Wisconsin, but fakes her accent
>Pinkie is from and Amish family, so Pennsylvania
>Fluttershy from Washington or Canada
>Dash probably from some flyover state like Kansas, so she feels the need to stand out by dying her hair
>Twilight is from an upper class family in California, if her brother surfer brah accent is any hint
Ponyville is somewhere in the the Midwest, since the CMC referred to Babs as being from the East.
>>25840538
THIS
I'm totally sick of human politics and religions being brought into the mlp universe. They have a legion of princesses that rule them, who are also subsequently gods. That's both things covered.
Despite how universally loathed this shit is, it's somehow still being churned out by "diverse" tumblr libtards.
>Princess Celestia having pink hair and being called "tia"
>>25841252
>"T-there are actually live grenades in this bouquet of flowers. H-he wills it."
>>25840547
>Fluttershy from Washington or Canada
How so?
>>25838854
>>25839372
>>25839401
this
>horses and ponies come from Spain and England and shit
>so do white people
>zebras come from Africa
>so do nignogs
what about this can't tumblists understand. if they want to make more black mlp art, draw zecora.
>>25841289
I kek'd
>>25841293
Canada cause she's a pushover
>>25839470
This here is probably even gayer than OP.
>>25840538
>>25840538
>tfw you think some these head-canons are truly shit-tier
>tfw you have realization that you were autistic enough to get angrytotally not the same as triggeredabout other autists' interpretations of a fictional magical universe of pastel colored ponies.
>tfw i can't argue with this.what have i been doing with my life
>>25841540
Are you saying you support Fluttershy having balloon boobs, Rarity having bad teeth, Pinkie Pie needing a mobility scooter, Rainbow Dash screaming weeb phrases every time she's paid a compliment and Trixie being the mascot of /d/?
>>25841293
She's friends with a hippie.
>>25840538
>faggots making humanized pony characters since FiM day 1
>eventually eqg happens
don't tell me people's retarded opinions don't have any power
everything with enough quantity has some power to it
>These are imaginary PONIES that live in a fantasy world that no human will ever experience
the show exists, in case you have forgotten (DYEWTS)
>muh racewarz
>muh getting offended by art I never have to look at
>>25841932
>offended
Not really, just sick of seeing stupid shit and complaining about it. It's like one level below offended, we're more bothered by this shit.
>>25838854
>the sirens are fish creatures
>not earth ponies
>>25843039
>sirens not fish creatures
Did you even watch RR? That's literally what they are.
>>25843099
>the sirens are fish creatures
Do you even collect merchandise, FOTF?
>>25840538
this desu senpai
>>25843182
>hurr durr fotf because you go by the movies not the merch
Dude do you even know you retarded you sound? A graphic on a box is more proof to you than the things shown in the actual movie?
>>25843273
I pride myself on not eclectively choosing what to think just because I don't "like" it like some others here, projector
>>25843377
>eclectively
That's not a word, and even then I don't think you understand the meaning of the word eclectic.
>>25843412
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/eclectic
I didn't expect better from a hippocampus siren fan
>>25843458
For one, I'm not the guy you were arguing with. I'm the guy mocking you for being so retarded as to invent a word.
The worst part is you even looked up the word and still didn't understand you used it wrong.
>>25839470
>>25843039
>Sirens are earth ponies
In the movie they're the equestrian equivalent of mermaids, so they are "fish creatures".
>>25843485
>being this mad to say "im not the other guy"
>being a faggot
commit sudoku
>>25843526
Hi there, Anon! I'm new to the thread, but I just came here to laugh at your terrible damage control.
>>25838854
>>25840538
you are goddamn right
>>25843535
samefag
Not even the hippocampus hater
>>25843535
Also, more to the thread topic:
>ponies are vegetarian
Pinkie says it ONE time (in a song that EVERYBODY hated, no less), and all of a sudden it's Word of God? Hell, we have seen them eating meat-looking food before, ham sammich and whatnot.
Even Fluttershy, the one most likely to be hippy-dippy "meat-is-murder", is seen feeding fish to, what were they, ferrets or marmots or something.
They understand nature, and are intelligent because, yes, they do eat meat. Even RL horses have been known to eat meat, so appealing to that tack doesn't hold water, either.
>>25843553
Calm your autism
>>25843553
>Look at me! I'm so retarded I can't figure out how to watch a post counter!
>>25843569
Nice try, me from the future
>>25843563
Fluttershy would be the most unfazed by meat probably, with all the animals she works with. Some of them will require it.
>>25843563
To be fair, humans need certain proteins and minerals which are chiefly ingested through meat and especially fish but ponies may just have some other foods they food to overcome the deficite
>>25843563
She makes friends with her prey.
>>25843593
Possibly, but seeing how their world resembles ours in a good majority of its flora and fauna, I am disinclined to believe that.
>>25843608
RULES OF NATURE
>>25843608
I love how she looks so exited in the top panel. It's like she's thinking
>Now I get to kill the fish
>>25843606
Not so fast, the other guy may or may not be a samefag but >>25843515 is me.
>>25838854
Actually, OP a black Rarity wouldn't be so bad.
>>25843629
>killing the fish
>not watching them asphyxiate
>>25843563
They eat cake and other pastries
So that would mean egg consumption
They also been seen eating marshmallows and jello
Not sure if they have gummy bears
But that would mean gelatin
Gelatin is a yellowish, odorless, and nearly tasteless substance that is made by prolonged boiling of skin, cartilage, and bones from animals. It's made primarily from the stuff meat industries have left over — we're talking about pork skins, horns, and cattle bones.
You'd be surprised how many sweets and other things contain animal products
>>25843643It's b8
>>25840285
How does Fluttershy having big tits make sense?
>>25843669
Dude, they're big tits
>>25843666
He got me satan, I'm sorry.
>>25843663
>gelatin
Not entirely, could have been pectin, which is derived from fruit matter
But still yea ponies eat meat I agree
>>25843526
Hi there, this is the anon you were talking to before. Can confirm that the other guy is, shockingly enough, not me! There are more than 2 people in this thread.
>>25843669
How doesn't it?
>>25843699
They bake, so eggs are a thing
>>25843669
Because 'muh shy characters have big tities in animu'
>>25843684
>huehuehue big boobies overule all logic
She'd be evenly proportioned and not bimboish, gentle reminder she was a model at one point because of her elegant appearance, not because she looked like one of the real housewives fused with a hooker.
>>25843669
tvtropes xdee
>>25841252absolutely disgusting
>>25843714
Eggs are vegetarian you moron, you're thinking of vegan.
>>25843652
The judge never bought that excuse with all those Taiwanese prostitutes.
>>25843699
>>25843750
Imitation eggs are made from blood
>>25843762
>v-vegan products don't exist,,! I promise!
>all product are from cow, even in specialist vegan stores where most products are homemade,,,!
Not even a vegan and that diagram is retarded
>>25843771
What the heck are imitation eggs
>>25843771
Who says they're not using actual chicken eggs? Y'know, like from Fluttershy's chickens?
>>25843784
>he posted a pic with shows the uses for cattle time to bring out my autism and rant
LOL
>>25843784
Everything is biological matter
Only moral hacks don't photosynthesize
>>25838854
The main problem with depicting any of the main six as black is that zebras are already serving as the Equestrian version of Africans. This does get confusing when you consider that Sapphire Shores sounds and acts exactly like the standard sassy black woman, though.
>>25843796
>two lines of green
Sure, that's a rant, and not just pointing out how ridiculous the diagram is in a satirical manner.
>>25843786
The stuff most burger places use
>>25843810
It's all an act, obviously. She's like a white rapper or something.
>>25843819
Once again I'm glad to not live in the US and actually have real food to eat
>>25843815
>how dare you call me out on my bullshit
I like how you didn't even address your autistic rage
>>25843563
This doesn't very well explain why they use plant-based equivalents of nearly all meat products, like hayburgers and carrot hot dogs.
>>25843828
Unless you cook for yourself
You'd be surprised
>>25840441
That and all the jumping around she does would knock off any fat before it settles
>>25843835
Why would I need to address something that isn't there? I'm sorry if you interpreted my post that way, but I was literally just saying it's a dumb diagram since you can find alternatives to pretty much everything on there that don't use animal products. It's 2015 dude, that shit exists. Most vegans probably don't know about it of course, and are living a lie, but nonetheless there are probably those who only use products with no affiliation to animals.
>>25843858
Yeah, not in Austria.
>>25843867
Oh look, a yuropoorian
Wie ist die Luft da drûben?
>>25843886
Winterlich.
>>25843669
Partially because she was a model once, partially because in mythology it often serves as a symbol of nurturing and fertility.
>>25843867
You sure about that?
>>25843898
She was a model of grace and elegance, a natural beauty or whatever, not a playboy bunny.
>>25843893
Ich hoffe, dass die falshehn Flûchtlinge keine Probleme machen
>>25843866
>>25843908
Still, natural beauty and a conventionally attractive figure aren't mutually exclusive.
Horses don't have race
They have races
>>25843916
Die ham sich scho wieder gschlichen. Größtenteils. Wollen eh alle nach Deutschland.
>>25843958
Sie nennen sich auch noch gute Menschen. Das ist bestimmt wie mit den Liberalen hier.
>>25843606
>>25843643
>>25843666
samefags galore
>>25843608
>She won't let them devourer Angel
All her troubles with that long eared rat would eat if she just locked him in a room with the ferrets
>>25843957
Pony racism was a thing before Equestria was founded.
>>25843957
Sub-species would rather do it
>>25843978
>Liberale
>Gaskammer
>>25844053
Exact, mein Neger
>>25844058
Why?
>>25843796
So now the question becomes, "How do we use the oink?"
>>25843850
Because muh Hasbro. But honestly, "hayburgers" is pants-on-head retardedtypical of post-S2 "lore"and I honestly can't remember where carrot hotdogs is from.
>>25844076
Why what, dear?
>>25844098
Rarity Takes Manehattan.
And if you're just going to dismiss canon after a certain point, you have no place telling other people that their headcanons are wrong.
>>25844058
>one of the girliest characters in show
>only eqg cmc to wear a skirt if memory serves me right
>transmale
We've hit rock bottom folks, this is an insult even to trannies. At least they usually have some reason as to why they feel like a dude.
>>25844133
See >>25843458
Even though I'm a hippocampus fucker I agree
>>25844133
See >>25843458
Even though I'm a hippocampus fucker I agree that choosing solely on taste is a bad thing
>>25844142
Doesn't she also ALWAYS say she's Rarity's sister with no reluctance whatsoever?
>>25844283
Infact, being a good sister who has a good sibling bond is very important to her. The sisterhooves social episode is literally about how she wants to be a good sister, but gets shit on and tries to find someone better to be sisters with.
