> "Come on anon I'm here to help. Tell me your problem darling "
>>25836934
go back to >>>/adv/
>>25836980
Darling they are beyond even my help
>>25836934
I'm not really sure on how to phrase this, Rarity.
But here goes nothing.
I think my dickcheese smells like chloroform, can you smell it for me?
>>25836934
I want to fall asleep and never wake up. Fix this how?
>>25836934
I'm in love with someone that doesn't exist because it is necessary to go on.
>>25836934
>>25836987
>My best Rarity impersonation is saying darling in every sentence.
>>25837028
If your worried about your penis putting people asleep then don't darling, your performance will do that anyway.
>>25837030
Darling maybe if you had a cute mare friend to wake up to you wouldn't feel so bad anon
>>25837037
Anon sweetie I'm sure your wafiu loves you beyond demintions and time. I'm sure she's proud of you
>>25837046
There are hundreds of flavours anon, there is no reason for you to chose salty darling
>>25837030
This
>>25837030
>>25837138
By killing yourselves. Quite simple.
>>25837072
>>25836934
I've got a problem for you, Rarity. The GM of my favorite CYOA has an inconsistent update schedule. What should I do?
>>25837173
Send hateful comments his way until he gets the message
>>25837146
>>25837154
Delete this. I want rarity back
>>25837173
freaking nobby, right?