When I was in the 9th grade (I was 14 at the time) my school assigned me and my class a project to write a (simulated) letter to some one of great importance. They wouldn't be sent, as they we're just graded for content and format. I began my letter with
Dear, Princess Celestia...
After I turned it in to my teacher, I was pretty sure I would do well. The structure was in perfect format. About 5 days pass until she graded them all. When I got mine back, she gave me a D- because, and I quote, "The person you wrote this too is just a fictional cartoon character- and was rather disturbing."
>uwotm8
what do?
>>25834798
>tfw people who were Bronys back when they were 14 are old enough to browse this site as horsefuckers.
I feel old.
>>25834798
Call your teacher a faggot for using the wrong "to".
When the resource officer drags you to the principal's office, make sure you scream "norrrrrrmmmmiieeeesssss!" As loud as possible.
>>25834838
Median age here is undoubtedly underage
>>25834798
Post the letter
>>25834838
>tfw I'm one of those kinds of people
>>25834909
>It's true. did you know that for every 34 year old on here, there is a 2 year old toddler in his crip with a laptop?
> inb4 sucking dicks/sucking pacifier jokes
> inb4 putting shit online/in a diaper jokes
> inb4 wankin' it before walking jokes.
Shoot me.
>>25834798
It means you're a fucking creep
Seriously learn some social cues, bronies.
You fucking deserved it you autistic shit.
>>25834798
>to someone of great importance
> celestia
> not of great importance.
Bitch, shes on the ISS. Is your fucking teacher on the ISS?
>>25835399
On the other hand, it almost explains the diaper threads
>>25834798
You're a fucking fagnug who doesn't hide his powerlevel. Off yourself or learn how to into not being an autistic fuckwit.
>>25834798
This is hysterical if true.
First, I didn't read that she asked for a non-fictional character.
Second, post the gawd damn letter.
Third "rather disturbing..." Ok what did you write exactly? How much you like dat plot?
Fouth, Post the damn letter.
>>25836666
Satan has a point...
>>25834798
OP you fucking faggot she didn't grade you bad because of Celestia, she gave you a shit grade because your content, structure, format is all shit you autistic, talentless, gigantic faggot in denial
>>25834798
You fucking deserved it for exposing your power level like that holy shit
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>>25838522
gtfo
>>25838522
>yamyam
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