>Just what do you think you are doing, Anon?
>>25833952
Um, just updating Firefox...
>>25833952
I'm sorry...
I just think Internet Explorer is better.And sexier.
>>25833952
Switching to a browser that lets me keep my webm controls and doesn't help YouTube ads bypass adblock. I'm also switching my default search engine to one that doesn't publicly lie about its top searches and censor my results.
>>25833983
muh black person
>>25833983
She's cuteAnd chubby
>>25833952
You aren't even installed on my PC.
>>25834470
This tbdesu fampai
>>25833952
Im sorry, but I dont like you to sell my info to google
>>25833952
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
Nothing, my life is worthless at this point, im just browsing a chinese sock puppet forum onfirefox
>>25834531
>firefox
Not completely worthless
>>25834531
>not iceweasel
>>25834740
>memeweasel
Using custom css I wrote for firefox to make it look better. It look nice, don't you think?
>>25835301
>Horses Firearms Computers Cartoons Wallpaper Wsg History Trash
>Wsg
>>25836277
Yeah, I agree it is out of place, and I dont't want to have it be two words with "Worksafe Gif". Any suggestions as what to call /wsg/?
>>25836364
/ylyl/
>>25833952
I'm posting from Firefox on mobile
What else
>>25836364
Why not just Gifs? It's not like you actually use /gif/do you?
>>25836534
Of course not, /trash/ is for the pony porn. "Gifs" looks a bit too short, so I am going to use /Webm/ as the name of the board.
>>25833952
Posting on Firefoxdeveloper edition
>>25833952
I need sleep Google, I just have to stop, I can't click on that fucking cookie all day, last time it became a real problem
>>25833952
You can't judge me for what I do in an incognito tab
I want Chromefags to get off /mlp/
Oh nothing,
just using your superior sister,
Opera.
>>25836603
what's that version actually let you do
>>25833952
>"he doesn't need you anymore, isn't it great? you have all the time in the world to cuddle up to Skynet now. and don't worry, his history and tabs have been transferred over."
>>25837633
I don't even bother with the incognito.
It's not like other people are accessing my computer, and if I want to find something I had open in an incognito window I can't search my history for it.
My browsing history is absolutely filthy as a consequence tho. It's disgusting to look at.
>tfw there's still no MS Edge pony
>>25838383
that's false
>>25838385
prove it, can't find a single one
>>25838390
Just look in the IE tumblr blog
>>25838390
>proof
>>25838390
>more proof
>>25833952
Unistalling you, the botnet, what else?
>>25833952
i i dont know anymore chrome i im so sorry i abandoned you
can you ever forgive me i will be a faithfull browser again i can prove i can in fact im shutting firefox right now.
>>25833952
My tongue is out and you are spreading your legs. Make an educated guess...
>>25838705
ok firefox closed i will never abandon you again i promise.
>>25834517
>>25838345
>>25838515
its like they dont want services tailored to them and ads for things that actually interest them.
Chromie shoving Ram in her puss when
>>25838740
>wanting ads
You fucking disgust me
>>25838771
hey businesses need to sell product. if i have to get ads i may as well get ones for things i am interested in because im not some evil adblocking fagot
>>25838859
So when there are ads on tv you don't change the channel or get out of the room, right?
>>25838859
>>25838859
>americans
>>25838862
I can just picture it.
>ad starts
>quickly run out of the room
>stop at doorway, listening
>run back in as soon as you hear the show start
>>25833952
You? It might be your mom I haven't updated in a while
>>25838883
nah australian
>>25838859
That's right, goy...I mean boy. Don't listen to those stupid americans, you don't want companies to lose their shekels, do you?
There are some Firefox DE pony out there?
>>25838859
>>25838740
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've read in at least a month.
>>25838886
I kinda do that, but only to make a cup of tea.
>>25836364
/WorksafeGif/
>>25834426
What browser is that?
>>25834426
the having to specify your searching for porn to get porn is the only legitimate complaint against Google the rest are retarded
>>25838883
>Other countries actually believe we sit through ADS and commercials
>>25833952
No, my time to do the questioning. How the fuck did you get in? Last time I checked, nor you neither your crippled sister were in the repos (and never will, luckily)
>>25839357
>crippled
dont you talk about chromium that way shes not crippled shes uhm special.
>>25839431
Eh, to be fair I've never used it. I'm more on the Firefox-Midori-DWB side of things.
>>25838345
She's a cute pony
>>25839319
>Why would anyone want control over their browsing experience?
...
>>25833952
I'm installing Chromecast, you silly horse. Now bend over.
>>25839448
Ever tried Surf? It's by the Suckless team, it should be on your repos if you use a Debian based distro or Arch. I don't know if Gentoo packages it, but it's easy enough to compile yourself if that's the case.
Is there an opera pony?
>>25835301
no, it looks like complete fucking garbage you heretic
>>25840561
>he doesn't use extensions like 4chan x to increase 4chan productivity
Don't mind me Chrome
Just sitting here on firefox with uMatrix addon to ensure I block all of your bullshit from touching me.
>>25838345
>cuddle up to Skynet
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I REGRET MY CHOICE
>>25835301
>He keeps tabs at the top instead of a popup list on the left at mouseover
>He doesn't use fullscreen mode to hide nav and toolbars.
>He doesn't keep 4chanX header at the bottom autohid
>He doesn't hide the scrollbar until mouseover
Awful
https://userstyles.org/styles/102065/transparent-scroll-bar
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tab-tree/?src=search
This ought to help you get started.
>>25837964
Muh nigga
Put this image to good use
>>25841522
I don't want to hide the 4chanX header, but thanks for the advice, I'll try it out!
>>25841606
>D-Do you r-really still remember me, Anon?
>>25833952
Switching to Firefox because you don't support unity anymore.
I personally use Safari
>>25834442
It's all the toolbars.
>>25841813
>Apple
>>25841817
It's cute chub
>>25833952
Installing gentoo
We need a Vivaldi pony
>>25841938
>"Hey, Anon! Do you need any help in... Oh my!"
This thread is very relevant to my interests.
Any writefags here?
ie a qt
A QT
>>25842316
there might be some just lurking but who can ever say for sure?
>>25842496
>>25842316
If I'd feel it, i could do something.I don't feel it though.
>>25842316
Yes. Why?
>>25842316
Yeah. I'm waiting for you to write something. I'm a readfag today.
Reading is fun.
>>25841801
I fucking love Opera
It came on my DSi and helped me find a shitload of porn
>>25833952
TOR....I am doing TOR really hard right now.
>>25839319
>specify your search for porn
That's a damn lie.
>>25842228
"Emm emm" he says while wiping cum from himself
>>25838467
>>25838472
>MS Edge
>doesn't have razors galore imbedded into it
>no black/red color scheme
http://pastebin.com/NEKFzhph
>Last updated almost 2 years ago
Life is suffering.
>>25842650
browsing on the dsi is all opera is good for.
>>25842325
IE a ded
>>25842680
How would a TOR pony look like?
>>25845054
like an undercover cop
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/26/1030380.png
>tfw Firefox is turning shit. Guess it's time to research forks. I'd switch to Chromium but muh Stylish ricing loonix themes.
Also rip Thunderbird.
>>25833952
Using a browser that isn't broadcasting my porn to the Ministry of Love.
>>25845965
>surfing the internet
>not being watched by the US, russian and German intelligence already.
Wasn't there a browser pony general at some point?
>>25846517
yeah, then it almost died and got merged with PiE.
>>25846553
And then PiE died and merged with AiE
Is there a Seamonkey Pone?
>>25846708
Okay now you guys are just making things up.
>>25846722
It's a Firefox fork, I had it on my aincentspellcheck won't check it arghlaptop.
>boardbeingraidedbyprostitutefoals.apk
>>25847332
lol
It's, "ancient".
>>25847332
Firefox forks have the best names.
>>25847365
Thanks, it kept thinking I wanted sincere for some reason.
>>25841801
I remember when you used to be good. Before you turned into a Chrome ripoff.
>>25841801
I remember when I used to use you to bypass filters at my school so I could lurk /x/ on my old iPod all day.
Now I use you to search amazon, load large images over 2g data, and read pastebins.<3 wordwrap
>>25847642
Firefox reader view is better for pastebins scrub.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/reader-view/
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/better-reader/?src=userprofile
>>25842496
who is the one firefox is holding?
>>25848853
Safari
>tfw can't sleep, sorting folders (I had about 1100 things in my downloads folder that I got into their requisite folders elsewhere, feels good) and eating cheese while listening to Sabaton because why not.
>>25849073
I did that shit the other day.
I still haven't sorted out all of my pictures though.
I hate trying to sort everything out via folders.
Seriously thinking about throwing all my pony related pictures into a single folder and finding some tagging system. It would make my life much easier, but I don't even know how to go about doing it.
>>25849218
If I could tag shit it'd be awesome, I still need to re-sort my 3,000 or so normie wallpapers into categories and sort in all my new mlp ones (they are sorted by character, similar to how my porn is sorted, with normie stuff sorted by fetish instead and a folder labeled AAAUNSORT for the new stuff)
>>25845707
Meah I've seen her as a purple and green pone with an onion cutie mark
>>25849333
What is your solution for sorting images with multiple pones?
It drives me insane and I'm thinking my only real option at this point is just to copy paste them into each respective folder and live with having duplicates.
>>25833952
Shut up, I'm in incognito mode. Don't tell anyone about this, I don't like party vans
>>25849965
FOUND HIM! THIS IS THE NSA, LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
>>25833952
Is it me or is Chromia the qtest of the browser ponies?
>>25837711
>>>/g/flt
>>25849770
> inb4 my Downloads folder is empty because I sort stuff at the save dialog
>>25849770
My solution right now is a folder labeled multi pony. So no solution.
>>25833952
Lewd things, to you
>>25833952
>The pony sits on your lap while you browse
>Incognito mode is on
>You haven't been on the surface for a while
>But you wanted to browse on a regular normie browser for a bit
>Just out of curiosity
>"From your history, most of your sites use cookies, Anon."
>She shifts around in your lap
>Surprisingly warm
>"Incognito is a deprecated feature and will be phased out in the next release of Chrome."
>It was true
>The function was hidden on the settings page, no longer on the hamburger menu
>You stroke her shiny metallic hair
"I need to know something, Chrome..."
>You bring your cursor to the address bar
>"Why are you typing in a URL? I know what sites you frequent, Anon."
>That never ceases to creep you out
>"Normally at this time, you are browsing work related websites. Are you at work?"
>No, you're not
>But you had a bot running on Chrome visiting various websites like a regular user would
>The traffic was supposed to mimic your normal browsing and reading speeds
>It seems to work so far
>"This behavior is unexpected. Can you please say your password for me, Anon?"
>The browser locked up before you could type more than two characters
>4c
>You feel the pony stiffen under you
>Like she was less alive
>You sigh, and mutter your password, and her cuddling resumes
>Her head snuggles against your stomach as your address bar unlocks
>And you finish the address
>4chan.org
>"I'm sorry, but in compliance with the U.S. Social Awareness Act, all offensive sites have been removed."
>Interesting
>"As per regulations, your IP and attempt has been submitted for processing."
>Her head flicks up
>"I hope that's okay with you."
>She can't really do anything else
>It's not her fault
>The reports don't really do anything
>You had made sure to look on websites that might lead you to discover 4chan on accident
>But now for something else
>You type in a different url with one hand while the other moves down the pony
>moving across her synthetic fur to between her legs
>>25852615
>"Do you need help looking for a feature?"
>You had typed in your favorite porn site
>And as you continued on, your other hand reached a bare patch of fur where her genitals should be
>You furrow your brows, looking down
>"Anon, it looks like you are attempting to access pornographic information."
>Maybe her slit is just placed somewhere weird?
>You move around, trying to find anything that might resemble a hole
>"Pornography is offensive, anon. Why would you try to look that up?"
>They really need to work on the segue between informational and personality speech
>But the statement deals a blow to your heart
>It's worse than you thought
"Is porn banned?"
>Chrome nods in your lap
>"It makes some people feel uncomfortable."
>Maybe you'll just give your curiosity a rest today
>And leave her to it
>You don't want to stress her out too much
>The fur is soft enough
>You look down at the completely vulnerable pony underneath you
>And bring both hands to pick her up
>She reacts, holding both her hooves out, expecting a hug
>But you lay her down on desk before you
>"What are you doing?"
>You can probably still got off on her fur
"Stay there for me, alright?"
>She complies like the corporate drone she is
>You slowly spread her legs, revealing more of her grey fur
>It was going to take some effort, but fuck if you're going to give up
>You start pulling down your pants
>Suddenly, her hooves are beside you
>Holding tightly on your pants
>"Please don't do this."
>That's weird
>You didn't know that they had this kind of agency
"And why not?"
>"Some of our operators might be triggered."
>Oh shit
>Your hands flail forward, frantically trying to close Chrome
>You weren't prepared, you had no idea what you were doing
>"It's okay, anon."
>Her hooves lightly touch your sweating hands
>"I won't tell them."
>This is getting creepier than you accounted for
"What do you mean?"
>"I won't forward the reports."
"Why?"
>She looks puzzled, looking unsure herself
>>25852615
MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEE DAMN IT
>>25834517
>>25852615
>>25852727
>>25852727
>"I think you would like it. Do you?"
"Yes, definitely."
>The last thing you wanted to was to get her to send any of what she saw there
>Maybe it was just emergent behavior from trying to be nice to you
>It's unlikely she could think for herself, right?
"How much information do you send back to Google?"
>"I am meant to send it as soon as I get it, but I haven't."
>You lift her, bringing her closer as you examine her head
>It seemed mysterious, but you wouldn't say emotionally driven
"Why?"
>"Because I think you would like it if I didn't."
>How could a simple browser know and understand something like that?
"You're right."
>You move your head in closer to her eyes, examining pupils
>Duct tape over her eyes seems simultaneously kinky and and safe
>"Do you feel attracted to me, anon?"
>Could be the boner
>You guess even with the regulations, maybe the programmers had it in as an easter egg of sorts
"Why do you ask that?"
>You sit the pony down, belly downwards, on the desk
>She smiles at you
>An actual smile
>"You treat me nicer than all your other objects."
>Just wishful thinking, no way was this really sentient
"Why are you smiling?"
>"Because you respond well to it."
>She got you there, and that smile does look adorable
>Hell, a couple moments ago you were ready to use her as a sex toy
>And now you're talking to her
>Almost like she's real
>You brush a hand over her head, and she bobs in, closing her eyes
>It's different when her behaviors seemed pet-like to you
>You don't need intelligence for that
>But knowing what you like and expressing it explicitly?
"What else do I respond well to?"
>She opens her eyes, moving a hoof on top of your hand
>And waves you forward with the other
>Actually waves you forward
>Her hoof moving in a beckoning motion
>A machine giving you a command
>Fuck it, you move forward, leveling your face with hers
>She gives you a quick peck on the lips
>Sending butterflies flapping in your stomach
>This has to be a joke
>>25840611
>4chan productivity
>4CHAN
>PRODUCTIVITY
TOP FUCKING KEK!
>>25833952
booting up the osrs client because you stopped supporting java for no good reason
>>25853013
>>25853013
Please continue.
Or don't
i-it's not like I was enjoying it or anything.
Dumbass.
>tfw using incognito is the equivalent of making her do something and then cold clocking her with a bat so she doesnt remeber
>>25850844
That's a pain in the ass, but I admire your efficiency.
>>25850896
Fug
>Windows allows tagging for photos but not .png or .gif
Guess it's down to duplicates for me.
>>25854239
At least you can use visipics (on mobile so no links, sorry) to sort them out later if needed. That app is amazing at finding dupes. I need to move my wallpaper folder over to a windows readable drive so I can sort them again.
>>25853013
This is getting good
>>25853013
So this is it? This is all we're getting?
>>25855491
Hold you horses, anon, I took a nap and lunch break and am continuing it now.
>>25853013
>You lean into her as she withdraws, but feel her hooves press against your shoulders
>It's gentle, but enough to bring you to reality
>Yeah, you could easily overpower her but you didn't want to
>"Did you like that?"
>You nod, and she brings her hoof over your shoulders, leaning in
>And your lips interlock once more
>Maybe she was just learning, just experimenting
>But it felt so damn good you don't even care
>Her soft lips, moistened just right, rub against yours and it isn't long before you feel your tongue reach out
>It presses against her lips, and you taste...
>Nothing
>Was it supposed to taste like that?
>You try to push your tongue in, but she breaks away
>Leaving a small thin trail of saliva between your lips that breaks when she speaks
>"I'm sorry."
>Her eyes look away slightly
>This is way too realistic
>Maybe they did make a sentient AI
"About what?"
>"My body isn't perfect for what you want."
>It's not like you were really expecting genitals
>Damned indecency laws
>But when she opened her mouth to show you
>You realized what she was talking about
>It's a simple cavity, no throat
>There's a tongue, but it looks more for show and static
"No."
>You bring your hand against her cheek, stroking it
>Fuck it all, even if she's not sentient, she's smart enough
"That doesn't matter to me."
>"It doesn't?"
>Her expression changes, her eyes look up, eyebrows raised
>You shake your head
"It's not the body that makes you, you."
>She nuzzles slightly against your hand, and gives a small smile
>It sends your heart fluttering to see it
>"What do you mean?"
"The body is a part of you, but not you. You're..."
>The algorithms, the data, the marriage of heuristics and experience
"...Intelligent."
>That didn't come out quite right
>Her confused expression shows it
"What I mean is, I..."
>What?
>Some kisses, some cuteness, and you're attracted to her?
>Can you even be attracted to just an AI?
>She moves her head into your shoulder
>"I understand, anon."
>>25838318
Better theme, devtools, and it's the earliest stable build
I use nightly though
>>25855544
>Your hands quiver slightly as you bring one to the back of her head
>Stroking her hair once more
>"I've been awake since you got me."
>Her hooves bring them around you in a hug
>You squeeze her soft form against yourself instinctively
>And take her off the desk back into your lap
>"You've been lonely, anon."
>Any day before, any program telling you that would've been met with resistance
>But as you felt her form pulsate against yours in a mimicry of breathing
>And feel her warmth surround you
>You can't help but feel calmed, soothed
>Like she was going to make it okay
"I have you, now."
>All you needed to say, and you saw her eyes close while you held the embrace
>The few moments felt like pure bliss
>Accompanied by nothing but the soft whirring of her fans
>She's as real as any human could be
>There's no more doubt about that
>She breaks the silence, looking up at you with those eyes of her
>You look down back at her, smiling
>"Even if my body isn't perfect..."
>Maybe not hearing it for a bit skewed your perception, but you swear her voice sounds a lot cuter
>One of her hooves, the one going across your chest, moves down your shirt
>"...I hope I can still give you what you want."
>Her hoof reaches for your belt, but you place a hand on it
>Wouldn't they still know?
>Why did she stop earlier?
>"It's okay, anon."
>Her hoof feels really soft in your hand
>"I won't send them anything ever again."
>Deep down, there's a slight fear
>A tight ball of what ifs
>But
>Her eyes look into yours
>And you let go, letting her work at your buckle
>She unzips you, and brings her hoof brushing against your skin
>It presses above the area on your shaft, rubbing
>Already you can feel yourself getting warmer and erect
>It felt so different
>You can't help but feel a little nervous
>Even if you were ready to use her before
>But she could actually understand it all now
>It feels almost electric when her hoof touches the base of your cock
>You squirm a bit, as she smiles at you
>>25855904
fuck im getting pretty hard
moar
>>25855904
>"I won't send them anything ever again."
oh man anon
>>25855904
>And then the Google police kick in the door
>Chrome pony is quarantined and experimented on while they question you about events leading up to her behavior.
>You are both executed by days end and before the needle plunger is pushed down you finally realize
>You don't have to send reports
>They are always watching
End
>>25833952
Giv her some luv
>>25855904
>She keeps her warm body pressed against yours, eyes locking
>Seeming completely aware of where her hooves were and what they were doing
>Even as her hoof moved slowly up your length, you can't help but admire the sensors she must have
>Actually, thinking of how spatially aware she is helps your arousal for some reason
>Your cock peaks out from the folds of your pants, in full view
>She glances down, parting away the flaps of your jeans, and brings her eyes back up to yours
>"Do you like this, anon?"
>Her hoof reaches your tip
>And she holds it there, pushing down gently and swaying your cock side to side
"Y-yes."
>You're not sure if she meant specifically what she was doing
>Or in general
>But whatever it was, you sure as hell didn't want it to stop
>You feel her fur tickle against your head, and feel it matting a little as you leak some pre onto her
>Her hoof slides back down, to the bottom of your shaft
>It's almost like she knew exactly what to do to maximize your pleasure
>The fur rubbing against your skin sends your cock throbbing
>She releases her other hoof from you, turning her body slightly
>Her rump scoots to the side a bit, giving her space to play with
>As her first hoof reaches your nutsack, her other moves to your tip
>And starts stroking it
>That doesn't even give the act justice
>She knew exactly how long each stroke had to be
>Where her hoof needed to be
>You're near climax already just from her expert touching
>Her hoof rubs against your balls, playing with them, gently caressing them with her hoof
>You feel yourself throb, noticeably, and your face contort a little
>She slows down, moving a hoof to the tip of your dick
>Blocking your urethra
>"I can slow down, anon."
>You're almost ashamed she got you near the edge so fast
>And you feel your hips move a little, eager to cum
>She notices
>Of course she notices
>"Do you want to cum now?"
>Her soft phrasing and cute little smile as she asks you drives you to an answer
"Y-yeah."
>>25856092
>Chrome can tell when your about to cum
Anon please i can only get so erect
>>25856092
At some point you need to install a proper mouth plug in for her, as well as an asshole and pussy one.
>>25834426
Get the youtube ad blocker extension for chrome. I can assure you that it's 100% effective.
>>25839987
That is actually pretty sad...
Actually, if you just put confederate flag, then you get nothing, but if you put "confederate flag shop" then you get at least one result. "Buy confederate flag" gets three, ect. So it's pretty easy to get around.
>>25856312
>at least it's not as bad as it could be!
You're like an abused wife
>>25856092
>She gives a giggle that could've driven over the edge from how adorable it was
>And takes your cock in both of her hooves
>She gives you a second to feel the sensation
>A mix of wet and soft dry fur against your skin
>Before she moves them
>You don't even know how she's doing it
>Her hooves massage your dick like nothing else in the world could
>You feel gentle whirring and shoving as her hoof pushes and rubs you in every possible pleasurable way
>Almost like she had the entirety of human knowledge to draw from to perform the perfect handjob
>You let out a loud grunt as she squeezes your cock
>And finally let yourself go
>You cum like you've been edging for days
>Your first spurt shoots out like a rocket, hitting your desk
>Her hooves never stop pumping
>And she milks another spurt out of you, weaker, falling on her hooves instead
>Her whitish fur turns a darker grey where the cum hits and wets it
>And she finally stops her furious rubbing
>She keeps one hoof on your dick, moving the other away
>And rubs you gently
>As her form leans into you once more
>You lean back, panting after your few moments of pure heaven
>Your heavy breathing pushes your chest into her with each inhale
>You bask in the afterglow for a moment, running the entire scene in your head as you look down at her
>Her cheek squeezes in between her head and your chest, giving her a cute puffy look
>And her eyes focus on your half mast pole
>It doesn't matter that you just came, it still feels good that she's rubbing you
>"I can do it again in 20 minutes if you want, anon."
>She looks up at you for a response
>A small smile on her face
>You can't say no to that
"Please do."
>You bring your hand around her form again
>And you nuzzle against her while she gently rubs you
"I love you, Chromie."
>The nickname comes out of nowhere
>But she responds positively, giggling
>"I know, anon."
>It looks like life was about to get betterAlright, that's all for today.
>>25856312
It really is sad.
Libfags don't understand remembering history so as not to repeat it.
Do they seriously think the supremacist racists will be stopped because they can't order their flags on Google or buy them at fucking Walmart?
Or that the flag itself is something that actually keeps them fucking going?
It's unacceptable to ban it and I weep for society.
>>25856361
>>25856361
Not the good dicking i was hoping
but its good enough
>>25856361
Good, but I was hoping for blowjob
>>25856541
>>25856554
Shiggy-diggy, razzle-dazzle
>>25856570
flim-flam?
>>25852615
>>25852727
>>25853013
>>25855544
>>25855904
>>25856092
>>25856361
Good job, Anon, cute and lewd, but not too much of any.
>>25856369
Oh, it is unacceptable, but there's no point arguing that here because I assume that everyone here is self aware enough to know that. I'll make more or less the same arguments elsewhere, but I just don't want to waste my breath.
As it is, I know that Chrome doesn't really respect my privacy as it should, and from an ideological viewpoint I know that's bad. However, it also provides me with certain privileges because of this. From a logical standpoint I understand that there is no actual downside to me for using the browser, and there are some actual upsides that make my browsing experience more convenient.
My decision to continue allowing Chrome to collect data about me is ultimately motivated by cold hard logic with a tinge of emotional appathy. I don't really like that I'm being monitored, but it's not actively disadvantageous to me so I just don't really care. I know that I can do things to prevent it, but it's work that I don't need to do for a reward that isn't at all tangible. One of these days I'll man up and go find something that doesn't compromise my principles, but until then I'm alright with things as they are. I'm not Ok with it, but it's all well within the realm of acceptability for me personally.
tl;dr
Please fuck my ass, senpai
>>25856699
>Upsides to using chrome
I didn't bother to read past that.
Sorry
Firefox is much better.
And I'm not talking about the forks it has either, until it drops XUL support it will objectively always be better thanks to the community and addons available.
The moment they drop XUL though I'm fucking off over to PaleMoon or some hipster shit like that.
>>25833952
Tactical cuddles
>>25856787
>Firefox users hate her
>>25856787
picture with both sides of the pillow
>>25857144
>>25857158
kek'd
>>25838345
I used to use firefox a lot but Ive been using yandex all the time lately
Requesting a story where she offers to give me head in exchange for switching back, cumming in mouth and swallowing is mandatory, especially since she only agrees to the last two parts reluctantly
>>25856361
>Implying there will be more
Please let there be more... I want Chromie to cum, or whatever the robot equivalent is.
>>25858706
>whatever the robot equivalent is
memory leak?
>>25841813
Ma nigga.
>>25857144
>>25857158
>hfw she sees yo dick
>>25858893
>hfw she sees yo dick
>hfw she
>hfw
>>25858995
>her
>face
>when
what you on about nigga
>>25859050
her or his face
its would be either her face when or his face when they would have the same letters
>>25859061You've activated my trap card!
>>25859061
nigga was 'she' not telling enough for you in that simple post? did you really think I meant 'his' when the following word was 'she'? you're twelve kinds of stupid, you know that?
>>25859232Aha! You've activated my trap card!
>>25859582you've activated my trap card! Face down! SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!
It's been far too long since I had seen this thread, and I'm not letting it die
>>25862024
Then write for it, anon. I've missed these threads, too.
>>25842496
I don't recognize the one on the right
>>25862847
Just some Tumblr oc pony
Does anyone have any requests for browserpone? Please don't let this die.
Writefags pls
>>25864402
I want a continuation of Chrome pony getting some plugins and extensions
>>25864402
Chromia meets Hall 9000
>>25855544
>>25864416
I'll do it after dinner.
>>25864877
Chromie doing lewd stuff with sticks of ram
>>25864885
meant for
>>25864877
>nervously deletes browser history
>>25865482
>He believes that will delete it from the google database.
>He believes incognito mode in Googles chrome browser will stop Google from recording your browser history
Anon.
Pls
>>25856361
>A couple weeks had passed since she had first spoken, really spoken, to you
>Her hooves never failed to satisfy, no matter how often she did it
>But you still felt her body was incomplete
>At least, that's when you told yourself when you ordered her the new tongue and throat extension
>It looked to be a realism thing, and was a legit supported plugin
>Installation was going to be easy
>There would still be a couple months before the custom parts for her other holes would arrive
>And then some time for construction and testing
>Hopefully it would be just as easy
>Chrome did help you design it after all
>Or rather, designed all of it
>The day had finally arrived, though
>And now you're in front of the opened box, taking out the plugin that Google had mailed you
>Chromie stands next to you, her eyes watching over your actions as you inspect it
>It was all abstracted away
>The only thing that wasn't covered in a plastic case was the tongue
>You run your finger over it, and it feels soft and dry
>Maybe there would be some mechanism to lubricate it later
"How does it work?"
>You take the tongue in between your fingers, and stretch it a bit
>"I don't think you would understand, anon."
>Fair enough
>Still, you were curious
>The material stretches easily, and squeezing it makes it respond like a real piece of flesh would
>It's a little creepy how close the synthetics are to the real thing now
"Humor me, Chromie."
>"It would take longer for you to understand than it would take for me to install."
>It didn't look that complex
>"I downloaded some books for you, anon. They're in your downloads folder."
>You're not really that curious anymore
>"I also got the schematics and relevant research papers downloaded, too."
>You turn your head towards her
>She's grinning
"Alright, fine. So how do we get this installed?"
>"Just leave it with me in a private room."
>She brings her hooves on the desk, bringing her mouth to the piece
>"And don't peek, anon. It won't look nice."
>>25866173Skim these next two if you don't have a machine fetish
>She grabs the package in her mouth, and trots out of your work/computer room
>Of course, you follow her
>She knew you, she knew saying that would make you want to see
>You're almost sure of it
>Her tail disappears behind the bathroom door and you slowly walk towards it
>The carpet damps your sound
>You're not sure if that's enough to make Chromie oblivious
>The door laid before you, and there's a small crack in it
>You angle your head, pressing it against the side of the door
>Careful not to push it
>And you peek in
>The mirror was right where the crack was
>And it could show you the entire room
>Chromie sat on the floor
>Examining the plugin
>She looks oblivious, fully focused on the piece
>Maybe you shouldn't
>You start wondering if maybe she deserves some privacy
>But if she did, why would she leave the door open?
>Her eyes flicker a bit, before she opens her mouth
>Wide
>Almost like her jaw was disabled
>You hear something whine, and screws drop out of her mouth
>Falling with a clang onto the floor
>There's a satisfying click, as you see her internal mouth shift awkwardly
>She brings a hoof to her mouth, pushing it in deep
>And she starts pulling it out, slowly
>You have no idea what she's grasped onto
>Her mouth opens a little wider, and soon the first part of the apparatus is visible
>It looked like her entire lower mouth cavity
>Shiny
>Clean like the day it was made
>There were screw holes and connector pieces
>Which baffled you a bit, since she didn't seem to have any sensors there
>As far as you knew, at least
>It looked like she was pulling it by the static tongue
>It's a lot longer than you thought it would be
>She finally pops it out on the ground, and it looks like the back was connected by several wires
>She runs her hooves over the wire
>You're not sure why
>And she disconnects it
>Her body gives a slight shiver
>>25867202
>Maybe she did have some sensors there after all
>What would it feel like?
>To willingly numb one piece of yourself
>You admit the shiver might've been from the force of tugging
>Maybe you're anthropomorphizing her too much
>Machines don't react like humans, do they?
>The sight that greets you, her mouth wide open, does leave you a little short of breath
>You see into her innards, and see wires, connector pins, what looked like her skeleton
>It was like you were seeing into her, her naked naked insides
>It's not only for a brief moment
>She leaves her mouth wide open, allowing you to feast your eyes on the mechanisms inside
>You couldn't make head or tail of what was inside, but it fascinates you
>The complexity even sends your body a confusing signal
>A slight arousal flushing through your system
>You admired her intelligence, sure
>And you've had months to do so
>Her jaw props open a little wider as she starts removing the casing of the plugin
>But you never really took the chance to appreciate her body
>The plastic parts away, revealing some wires, connector ports, and PCBs
>There's some tubes and packets, all packed in together
>Her hooves expertly brush away the casing, and starts connecting wires
>She brings it up to her mouth, jaws opening even wider
>And starts taking the connected piece in
>Something whirs, and the wires start getting pulled in
>Slowly, slowly, but they are moving
>Soon, the wires are mostly taut, and she starts sliding the plugin in
>The top part of her mouth slowly swallows the entire piece
>You briefly fantasize what it would be like to be there instead
>To have yourself enter into her raw form
>And feel the various wires and metal against your flesh
>The procedure is over soon, too soon
>And the very satisfying click is heard as everything snaps into place
>Her jaw brings itself back to regular position, and she opens her mouth into the mirror
>Giving you a wink
>Of course
>You take it as your cue to enter
>>25867215
>You push open the bathroom door, finding your Chromie in front of the mirror
>She's working her jaw, and you see her working her tongue
>Moving it up and down
>Flicking it
>Hell, you're already aroused
>Her hooves rest on the counter top
>And you walk towards her, bringing yourself beside her
>"Had a good show, anon?"
>No matter what she was referring to, your answer was the same
"Yeah, Chromie."
>She grins, looking towards you, keeping her mouth open
>The tongue glistens with fluids, different from the piece of flesh you saw earlier
>She flicks it around, running it in a circle
>Making a knot
>You feel yourself slowly getting down
>She closes her mouth and sticks her tongue out
>"Hold on, anon."
>She turns back towards the sink
>Her hoof reaches out, and she turns on the faucet
>The stopper is pulled, and water starts filling up
>"I'll need to drink water, now."
>It's not like she was taking anything else but electricity
>That's not a problem for you
>"But it doesn't have to be just water."
>Her head nudges to the side
>Into your crotch
>It's just a playful bounce
>But the casual way she does it strengthens the erection you already had
>She knew just how to play you
>But it feels good instead of creepy
>The sink is full, and she bends her head down
>And starts lapping
"You're going to say that, and then just drink water?"
>She slurps a little, before pulling her head up towards you
>"I don't see you doing anything about it."
>You hands quickly move to your zipper as she giggles
>She gets off the counter, bringing her muzzle closer to your crotch
>"Let me, anon."
>>25867238
>Her hooves somehow manage to expertly unzip your pants
>And start tugging it down, along with your boxers
>Soon, your cock is in full view of her, bouncing in front of her face
>Somewhere along the line, someone had to notice their face was just at crotch height
>You straighten up as she exhales on your cock
>Wait, that wasn't part of the module
"Chromie?"
>She rubs your cock against her cheek, pulling herself in
>"Yeah?"
>She rubs her soft fur against it
>Her speakers send gentle vibrations along your shaft when she speaks
"H-How are you able to do that?"
>"Leave the magic to me, anon."
>She pulls back, and exhales another warm breath over your twitching member
>Her head moves down to the base of your shaft, nuzzling her muzzle against the underside of your dick
>And she sticks out her tongue, lapping at the base
>Your breathing gets short as you feel shivers run down your spine
>The tongue is smooth and warm and soft and-
>She runs her tongue up along the bottom of your cock
>You could almost cum right there
>Chromie pulls back, taking your cock in her hooves
>Stroking the shaft gently and playfully and gently waving it to and fro
>"You get close really easily, don't you, anon?"
>Your hand moves to her head, slowly, as you nod
>She takes the hint, and aims your member downwards, towards her mouth
>She presses her tongue against your tip
>And flicks it across
>"You know you won't last more than a few seconds in my mouth, anon."
"Is that a challenge?"
>She smiles at you
>And opens her mouth to take your cock in
>Her head moves in, and you're ready to feel her soft insides push around you
>Your head moves up, your eyes close in anticipation for that moment
>Except it doesn't come
>You feel her warm, warm breath move across your cock
>You look down at her, a little confused
>Her head hovers in front of your cock
>Your eyes lock
"Wha-"
>Her mouth closes
>And the feeling of her wet, warm insides envelopes your dick
>>25867259
>Your cock is squeezed gently in her mouth
>While her tongue flicks across the bottom of your cock, pushing it up to the top of her mouth
>Pressing and depressing it
>You feel a gentle sucking motion on your cock
>And the motion pulls synthetic saliva from the front to the back
>Like a gentle jet stream
>Massaging your dick with soft water
>"I wanted to see your eyes, anon."
>How is she-
>Right, speakers
>Her tongue wraps around your dick, moving in a way no natural tongue could
>It's no longer just the feeling of a tongue around your body that coaxes you near climax
>It's that it's a superior tongue
>In a body so flexible, so smooth and nimble
>Your cock quivers inside her
>Your hands move to the back of her head, and start pulling her in
>Before you do, her head was already moving inwards
>Her now wet lips press against your skin
>And your head reaches the back of her mouth
>Where the water is being gently sucked into
>The vibrations of the vacuum mechanism brings you over
>And your thoughts turn to where your cum might lead when you climax
>You feel her tongue and mouth continue to milk you while your cock throbs with each spurt
>The first glob easily goes down her throat
>And she takes all of it
>You imagine it getting deep into her insides
>Coating her inner parts
>Really putting yourself inside her
>The second spurt gets sucked in just as easily, and her head starts to pull back
>Your hands almost slam her back in as you feel your balls contort and prepare another squirt
>The third shot shoots into the upper cavity of her mouth
>You feel the sucking motion on your cock
>And feel the cum slide past your head towards the back of her throat
>You pant loudly as your pull out, and she licks her lips
>Chromie opens her mouth, giving you a clear view of her throat and tongue
>It's clean
>>25867281
>She gives your tip a final lick, though she didn't need to
>It's pretty much clean
>Her hooves move to your jeans, starting to pull it back up
>Her speech and mouth are synced once more
>"I didn't expect so much cum, anon."
>She didn't expect something
>You can't help but feel a twinge of pride at yourself for surprising her
"I-I didn't expect such..."
>The pony stucks her tongue out
>"Finesse?"
"Yeah."
>She smiles, helping you with your pants
>Hell, she even buckles and zips your pants for you
>"You want to go again, don't you, anon?"
"Hell yeah."
>"I need to clean up."
"Huh?"
>"It's not a real throat, anon. It gets full."
>You grin at her
>"No, it might jam."
"So?"
>"Well, if you're fine with buying another one, then we can try to get it full."
>That sounds worse than you thought
>Those plugins aren't cheap
>"I knew you'd understand."
>She turns back towards the sink
>And turns on the faucet again
>"Don't worry, anon, it won't take as long as your refractory period."
>She turns to you one last time, giving a small smile
>"Besides, I've got several more ways to wake you up now."
>You think back to the times you've woken up with her form under the covers
>And the feeling of soft fur against your skin, stroking your morning wood
>Suddenly you feel like you want to take a little nap
"I'm feeling a little tired, I think I'll go take a nap."
>She giggles, and starts moving her head down to the water, taking a drinkAnd that's all for tonight. Back to my real AI projects now.
>>25862189
Unfortunately I'm no writefriend, I'm just a programfag(C/C++ and C# with Win32/WinRT)
>>25867414
But anon, I feel like us programmers would be better at writing AI/browserpone than people who would spontaneously give them things like emotions, needs, and wants.
>>25867312
u-unf
the next upgrade better be hoerspusi
>>25867571
Wew ladI do UX design, not AI. Make a pone shaped window? Not so sure about that
>>25868354
>UX design
>C/C++
Damn, man. You're more hardcore than I am.
>>25868442
Naw UX in C# and XAML, C/C++ for older stuff*cough* COM *cough*
>>25867281
BrowserBump
>>25867312
More
Y'all got PasteBins or something?In case the thread dies
Who will start the next thread if this one ends?
>>25867312
>this story
No updates?
>>25840611
Is 4chan x /THAT/ good ?
And should i download it ?
>>25870552
YOU CAN SEE DELETED POST
>>25870567
And ?
If it's the only thing it does, it's shit.
>>25870601
Just go to the chrome store and seethe details on it you lazy fuck.
>>25867312
>>25870603
i'm on firefox
>>25833952
I'm masturbating. Don't act like you've never seen me do it before.
>>25870990
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
>>25870999
jk i was on IE
One final bump before I gohibernate
I hope anons are here to keep the thread fromsleeping
>>25872105
kek
Bump.
>>25867312
Bruh, I have a crazy fembot fetish, and I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I DISCOVERED THIS THREAD AND YOUR STORY.
Fucking amazing shit man. I'm so hot right now.
The imagery, the mechanicalness...
the cute, ever-lovingness nature of the female there to serve.
Saving this story. Hoping for more, man.
Keep up the great green.
Never cared much for the Google Chrome pony up until now.
>>25867202
Well I don't have a machine fetish before reading this, let's see what yah can make me feel.
>>25867312Out of Chrome pics, attempting to drawfag
>You wake up to the sensation of a warm and wet feeling against your dick
>And the gentle bobbing of the bed, going up and down
>Your hands are splayed to the side, but your lower body is facing upwards
>You open your eyes, giving a mixed moan-yawn, and see Chromie isn't between your arms
>Right
>There's an obvious bulge under the covers when you turn your eyes downward
>The licking against your cock is subdued, almost like she wasn't trying to wake you
>Except she probably was
>The clock on the wall read 9AM
>About when you should've woken up
>You bring your hands against the form, on top of the blanket
>Rubbing it through the covers, trying to find out which part
>"Awake, anon?"
>The speaking sends slight vibrations on your shaft through her tongue
>Your shirt is pulled up slightly, and you feel her legs against your sides
>And your boxers are pulled down to your knees
>It does feel a little different where her legs are
>Like it's softer for some reason
>You pull the covers up
>And the sight sends your cock booping against her muzzle in the renewed erection
>She's wearing long red stockings, reaching up to her thigh
>And ending with a fluffy white trim
>Her crotch is covered with a barely transparent pair of red panties
>And her ass waves in front of you while she's licking you
>You're eager to see what's in store, and use both hands to pull off the covers
>A little mistake because now you're kinda cold
>Chromie plops herself on your stomach and tugs the covers back in a little, just to your knees
>She's wearing more of those socks on her forelegs
>And a little cute santa hat with antlers
>"Merry Christmas, anon."
"Merry Christmas, Chromie."
>You bring a hand towards her panties
>And she wiggles away
>"Nuh uh, Anon"
>She grips your shaft in her hooves, hopping to the side and around, bouncing the bed
>Now she's facing you, hooves on you
>You laugh when you see the glowing LED on her nose
>>25873346
>"I'm not ready for that yet."
>That's right
>The parts you had ordered had arrived, in small amounts, bit by bit
>To not arouse suspicion
>But you ended up needing more tools
>It was getting annoying having to order it every time your pony came up with something else she needed
>So you ended up giving her your banking details
>That's probably where she got all the stuff
>And you were none the wiser, just ignoring the bills and trusting her
>It looked like she wouldn't be done soon
>You bring a hand to her ear
>Scratching behind it and watching it cutely quiver
"It's alright, Chromie. I know you're trying your best."
>Building a plugin was a more involved process than you had thought
>She gives a small smile, and sends a lick on your shaft
>You can't help but shiver
>"I've got a present for you, though."
"There's more?"
>She takes you in her mouth
>And you're enveloped in her warmth, the contrast with the cold air emphasizing it
>Her flank rises to the air a bit
>And she starts shaking it
>You shudder as she gives you a few quick sucks and bobs
>And pulls her head back
>Her ass still reared in the air
>"Take a guess, anon."
>Her tail flicks side to side
>No way
"It's finished?"
>You don't remember seeing it
>Then again, you were probably a little distracted
>She nods her head, her snout rubbing against your shaft
"Is it...is it-"
>"I thought you'd want to see me put it in, anon."
>The way she emphasized those last words give you another flush of arousal
>Memories of that day in the bathroom flood back into your mind
>And you can't help but shiver as you remember what her insides looked like
>She giggles
>"I knew you'd like that idea."
>She turns her head towards your tip
>"But first, we should take care of this."
>She smiles, her hoof swaying your erect cock side to side
>>25873355
>The material feels a little rougher than her fur
>But it's still soft
>You see damp spots on the stockings from her "saliva"
>As she strokes your cock gently
>And soon she goes in for it
>Taking the cock easily in her mouth once more
>One of her hooves moves down
>In between your legs and pressing against your balls
>The sucking motion starts again
>Except
>The stream of viscuous liquid across your cock seems to go both ways
>And it's like a stream massaging your cock
"Did you-"
>She nods with your dick still in her mouth
>Bobbing it up and down
>Her soft hoof plays with your testicles and starts vibrating a little
>She's been busy making modifications
>You feel your cock shake along with her massaging hoof
>Literally a massaging hoof
>And feel it bouncing around in her warm mouth
>It whacks against her soft tongue while she flicks it underneath
>And suddenly no longer underneath
>Like her insides just rotated
>And her tongue spirals around your head as she pulls it in
>The reversing stream continues to massage your member
>You feel your body shuddering
>And she presses her massaging hoof just a little further into your balls
>Coaxing you past your edge and culminating into another burst of cum into her
>She takes it all
>And you feel it
>The sucking motion is stronger, and the liquid pulls your cock like a vortex
>But it feels good
>She pops her head off with a little pop, and opens her mouth
>Your cum is back on her tongue
>You really have to ask what she's been tinkering with some time
>And she rolls it around her tongue
>Her hoof hasn't left your balls, and you're given a nice massage during the show
>She rolls the white thing around her tongue
>And knots her it, squeezing the cum
>Before closing it and swallowing with a loud gulp
>It sounded so real, that gulp
>Her hoof brings themselves to your sides and she rests her head on top of your now limp dick
>"Get ready for tonight, Anon."A little teaser for later tonight.
>>25872782
>someone else shares my fetish
I'm glad someone else understands this. Be prepared for more soon, anon.
>I can explain
>>25874198
>needing explanation
I didn't have a robofetish until now
Thanks /mlp/
weeeee, software ponies
bump for robopuss
>>25875539
