Lets get this book done /mlp/ We already have a few pages worth of shit for this book. Everyone can post their there shit here, as long as it some how involves the story
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
>>25833692
Hopefully this gets completed
>>25833717
It will get done eventually. But its taking a long time for people to post.
The more people that post the faster this book will get done
>>25833692
Daring got Glimmer and told her they really only fucked miss claus. And that they have to go back and find out were the actual Santa is
>>25833927
They restart their journey by going to the mall. Maybe one of the mall Santas there could be the real one
>>25833971
It was cold, though. Colder than that weird AC at your Aunt's house during Winter, yet it's always on for some bizarre reason. Doesn't matter. Right now Daring and Glimmer had a job to do, and that was find the true Santa Claus, and they could only hope that one may be the true one....true as Aunt Gertude's murder...Poor, poor Aunt Gertude...
You're shit at writing stories, /mlp/
>>25833692
lol, none of you have any creativity
>>25834025
>>25834018
Help post and make it great
>>25833971
It didn't take long for the Ponyville police force to try to arrest Daring on multiple accounts of public indecency for raping every mall Santa she could find. However, she agreed to a police orgy, and they let her go with only being charged with "bad behavior" LENNY FACE
fuck you 4chan spam
Moments later, Daring and Glimmer arrived at the mall once more. Glimmer looked at her khaki colored friend with nervous eyes. The line for sitting on Santa's lap was more than long. It was longer than Segata Sanshiro's cock. A line that started at the entrance of the mall, but ended at the exact opposite side of it, this wait would be terribly dull. This was no doubt thanks to the police orgy, but id doesn't matter. Santa's gonna get fucked harder than my cock in an aids-infested pencil sharpener. God my stub of a dick is hard right now...
>>25834095
They waited for what seemed an eternity. But they finally made it to santa. Santa asked the them "what would they like for Christmas."They both reply to him at the same time. "for you to fuck me hard you, you fat fuck"
>>25834246
The mall Santa was very confused, but still popped a chubby. After, realizing this was going nowhere, Daring and Glimmer decided to go back to Twilight's castle to raid her library and anus for information on where fat Moot may have hid the real Santa. The mall Santa was quickly arrested after a filly hopped on his lap before his chubchub had died down.
>>25834290
Twilight said she doesn't even know who Santa is or what ever this Christmas our two heros talk about
>>25833692
HORSE DILDOS AND PONY BUTTS
HORSEPUSSY
>>25835177
Bateman crashes through the castle telling twilot to check em. Twilots confused as fuck with daring and glimmer going on about how there going to fuck this guy named Santa. And now this ass hole saying for her to check these digits.
>>25835471
Silence falls over everyone as Bateman becomes anhero for his singles. Twilot passes out from an overload brain malfunction from everything that just happend. Daring and glimmer wack off from the gore and start looking for a book about Santa.
This thread is probably going to die soon again. Before it does try anons to post or how we can get more people to post. This is going way way to slow.
>>25835516
Searching through the library, Daring eventually finds an odd book bound in flesh and with an evil looking face on it. Opening it up, the everything appears to be written in blood. On one of the pages she notices a passage about how to summon Santa. She informs Glimglam and they begin preparing for the ritual. Unfortunately, Daring Do is an illiterate fuck and what she thought said "Santa" actually said "Satan".
>>25836002
The amount of unequal power and evil that started to infest the room triggered Glimmer once again, and she destroyed the ritual before all of Equestria was doomed forever. Daring was pissed, still not realizing what happened.
>>25837508
unfortunately glimglam didn't end the ritual fast enough, and the portal to the hellmouth was opened long enough for something to slip through. It was Spike the vampire from the hit television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. "oy wuts goin on eer luvs?!"
>>25837549
Spike the dragon came rushing in, hearing all the commotion, and Spike and Spike instantly feel in love and had hardcore gay butt sex that very moment. They soon fused and Spike got his wings. He still can't get a good episode.
Bumporoni
>>25833692
Why aren't you using the new interface update, OP?
I'm taking this opportunity to declare my love for tweet
This story has more retcons than a metal gear solid game.
Daring is disgusted by the hardcore gay ass sex and the fusion of 2 lame characters, so much so, that she gives up her search for Santa.
Enter Tracy, an edgy pony that never had her book series completed because the OP of those threads just gave up on her.
"why is this cunt getting another book, when my story was left unfinshed?!" exclaimed the edgy fluttershit ripoff
Daring seeing Tracy decides to join up with her and continue her quest for Santa.
>>25838595
"Come with me Tracy, and be part of a real story"
>>25838654
"Be part of a real story?" asked Tracy
"What the fuck is that suppose to mean, you cunt? I had 3 fucking books!"
>>25838710
"Yeah but how many of them actually made sense or had a narrative?"
"The first one made perfect sense"
"No, they were shitposting just for the sake of shitposting."
"So much so, the OP of those threads gave up on them after book 3 and disappeared completely"
>>25838732
Tracy was ready to respond with "NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS", but she realized the dumb slut that was Dildo Do had her cornered: shitposting and edge was all she knew. She reluctantly agreed to work with her JUST THIS ONE.
i-is it happening?
bamp
with old thread >>25812639
Well I never intended for Tracy to be part of this book. Though it could make it a way better story, or a worse one. So I guess we can go with it.?
We could after this one make a Tracy book, and only have this one daring do. I don't know you guys decide
>>25838963
So Tracy, Glimmer, and Daring literally start circlejerking. But ALL OF A SUDDEN MS SANTA AKA FAT MOOT SMASHES THROUGH THE CASTLE, INTERRUPTING THE PUSSY BEATING
>>25841850
OP of the old Tracy threads here. Sadly, the board doesn't seem to care about making books anymore (which is why the 4th Tracy book was never made). With that said, good luck with this. Making those books were a lot of fun and I'd like to see some new ones. I'll add to the story as much as I can.
>>25842661
Hey! Hey! Hey! Bookfag! Long time no see!
>>25842536
fat moot fights against our heroines, defeating them
the three wake up in a shitty basement, smelling doritos and hotpockets
fat moot brough them to his house
checking the area, they see the real santa tied in a corner
>>25842878
Upon closer inspection it's Hiro dressed up as Santa. "It's getting cold, isn't it?" he says with a sigh as fat Moot presses a knife close to his throat.
>>25842661
In time it will get done. Only problem I'm going to have if this is a book, is actually making the book/print it.
>>25843766
I'll still buy three
>>25843766
I'll buy one for sure.
>>25842931
M00t stood Hiro up, keeping the knife at his throat. "Let him go you cuck!" Tracy shouts. Moot just grins the most shit-eating of grins as the knife begins to draw Hiro's blood. "All I'm sayin'...",moot begins, "IS GIVE KEKOLDRY A CHANCE!" He pulls back the knife and is about to plunge it into Hiro's chest when suddenly, a wild pack of furries burst through the wall and begin trowing trash at mootles. Daring, Glimmer, and Hiro escape while Tracy sets the house on fire.
>>25843848
FUCKING WORD FILTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25843848
All these furries were giving Moot a massive erection, which reminded him of how much furry cock got him hard, and the shame it brought angered the Moot. The power from within began to grow, and he started his transition into his final form...
>>25843959
meanwhile, daring and tracy were healing hiro, while explaining their plans to find santa
"sorry, i'm too slow to follow" replied hiro
tracy wanted to cut him, but he manage to tell them where they could find santa
>>25843766
Use the site I used. Lulu.com is great
>>25844253
I say we should give Amazon a try again, just for the hell of it.
>>25844367
what we put in there now if that's the case?
"sorry to give you this shit again, but this time we won't give you the number. kill yourselves"?
>>25844253
I will look into that site
>>25844367
Amazon will most likely get rid of it they did before
>>25844458
Well yes we should put that in
>>25844850
>Amazon will most likely get rid of it they did before
What part of-
> just for the hell of it
-don't you understand? Its just for the shock value for the dumb fucks that buy into it.
>>25842661
Any way to still acquire a hard copy of the Tracy books?
>>25845744
I want one
>>25844190
But before Hiro could figure out how to explain to our heroines how to find Santa without Google Translate, a large crowd of fillies, a baby dragon, and some faggot, jew stallion came running by. They explained that they were looking for Anon to see if he would have sex with them for money. Without hesitation, Daring and company forced the group into a massive orgy. Sexual fluids slashed everywhere while An Hiro watched and took notes. "If this is what they want..." he thought to himself.
>>25846838
Hiro then used his 4chan powers to remotely turn every board into NSFW and killed every other board that couldn't be turned sexual. This made Glimmer very happy that every board was equality sexual and garbage, but the destruction of his brain-dead baby triggered fat Moot so hard that he evolved into his final form, which was...
>>25847347
JOHN CENA
>>25847368
Like the all powerful, unseen entity that he is, Moot-Cena sprung from the corner, leaping onto Daring Do. Pinning her to the ground, he stared into her eyes, only death and rape coursing through hist mind.
"WHO IS CHAMP?!" he yells, spittle flinging across her face as she flinches away.
I'm very disappointed in you all /mlp/. You're writing a christmas themed daring do story and it's devolved into tired memes and moot being a cuck faggot. Where is the reindeer gang rape and santa leaving a present in daring's ass for tracy.
>>25847593
Daring kicked Moot-Cena in the balls, but, of course, event Moot-Cena was still so gay that his nuts were still numb, like de-evolution.
>>25847915
>Where is the reindeer gang rape and santa leaving a present in daring's ass for tracy
They have to find Santa first, silly billy.
>>25848407
moot laughs as he rub his nuts to cum on daring face.
glimmer, desperate, unleash all the sitpost of the new red boards
hiro cries of happines as all the shit covers the place.
he takes all the data of the shitpost, and sells it to win more dosh
was 2chan all over again
>>25833692
put it on amazon
In a flash of light, Starlight teleports the thread back to page 1.
help! i'm dry! someone post something!
>>25851962
[something]
>>25850005
While Hiro attempted to sell his data on pony porn to Japanese investors, Daring Do was getting her cunt destroyed by the mighty Moot Cena. Unable to fight back against an opponent she can't see, Daring had no choice but to just let the >rape happen. Mott was so focused on his quadrupedal fuck toy, he didn't notice Tracy slithering in like a snake. RKO OUTTA NOWHERE! Friendship wins lol.
>>25852511
Having been defeated, Tracy and Glimmer start spanking Moot Cena for being a bad boy because he gave Daring all the dick and didn't share with anyone else.
Moot cena then began to cum buckets as spanking was his fetish
>>25853457
Leaving Moot Cena utterly drained and destroyed, limp in a pile of his own cum, the Ponies once again focused on the task of finding Jolly old St. Nicholas. Hiro, now preoccupied, could offer no more help to our heroes so they were forced to abandon him.
Jesus fuck a duck were our heroes ever going to find Santa? If they couldn't get their act together how would those chucklefucks over at /4chan/ ever publish their book through Amazon's convenient and affordable services? What would the poor drawfag do without a book to illustrate? Who would play GlimGlam and DaringDon'tTouchMeThere in their live-action Hallmark made for TV movie? And the resulting sequels, four prequels, and the animated short? Who would accept their award at the Tony's when they won Best Score for the original musical stage adaptation?
I will update the story in a little.
One thing we need is an actual cover. I think the drawfags are kil.
>>25850864
I guess we can see how it holds up at amazon. We do need another place to buy them if they are taken down.
We also need chapter names
>>25853913
ok
how many chapters you have so far?
>>25854127
I will space them out putting [chapter here] next time I edit the paper
>>25854185
k
tell us when you done.
it's incredible, but i can't believe how hard is writing a book
Updated, now just figure out what the chapters could be named.
Also tell if any of the chapters names should be moved to a different place.
One more thing drawfag is dead. And we do need a cover started soon. Any drawfags here that would be willing to give an autistic cover/willing to make one
>>25854327
I would make a joke chapters names using john cena name, but that meme is probably dead already.also, bump. Also, where can I read the previous ones, in case there are others?
>>25854529
>using john cena name
huh, like if someone can see that
bomp
>>25854557thanks
>>25855037
Again?
ill add chapter names tomorrow you guys just think of the names. and keep posting for this glorious story
>>25853543
Remembering that Santa uses magic Reindeer, Daring thought it would be a good idea to head into the forest and ask the native deer if they knew anything about him.
>>25858166
However, Luna has raised the moon, so Tracy and Daring decide have a slumber party at Glimmer's and venture into the forest the next day. Absolutely nothing sexual or edge could possibly happen overnight.
>>25858238
Before going to sleep, the three of them watched a sentai film and tried to combine into a super alicorn, mouth to cunt.
Lauren Faust sneaked a peek to check on her children. Horrified, she gouged out her eyes so she could not see another abomination from her abandoned Medusa movie.
>>25858865
The morning came and the three of them ventured into the forest.However, Glimmer remembered she had a funposting quota to reach and ran off deeper into the forest
>>25853913
Screenshot in the OP guy here; still liv, just busy with lots of stuff. The only raisin I don't have this higher on my priority list is because I've seen too many of the board's projects wind up unfinished over the years, so I'm hesitant to give things all 8 cylinders until they look like they're going to actually be completed.
>>25860241
There she met Tom Bombadil, whom she confused with the gay pride version of Santa Clause. "He wears a coat and a funny hat. Close enough," she mutters under her breath before walking out of the core of the forest with Tom prancing behind.
>>25860848
Once she had reached the core of the forest, she met the rest of the tribe. It seems that Tom was just an anomaly, because all the other Deer she came face to face with were wannabe ziggers
>>25861607
Daring and Tracy heard the screams in the forest. They rush towards to find Tom dead from semen clogged arteries. They find Glimmer just in time but she is barely breathing. They get Glimmer up but they realize they are surrounded by the ziggers. Glimmer is stuck with fear from already getting raped a few minutes ago. They have no where to go and Glimmer cant teleport them away. Just before they were about to get pounced. One or the ziggers dropped to the ground completely dead and erect. It was Hiro. He learned from Moot that he could reach enlightenment from being the most gay he could be. Hiro fought off the ziggers and bought time for are heros to escape.
>>25860534
Well when you decide that you want to. we will still be here
>>25856289
Any luck
>>25861963
"You ziggernonymous might like it more!" Hiro cries out as he begins shoveling various anonymous documentaries and internet videos down the throats of the biggest zigger in the group. This brutal treatment causes the rest of the ziggers to pause and become uneasy as Hiro has started foaming at the mouth while screaming incomprehensible moonrunes. It is with this brave act that our heroes take one last look back, and Daring raises a firm hoof, clenching a large robust dildo in salute to Hiro.
>>25865239
I will actually start right now
I the chapter names down. If you guys can think of anything better just say it
Our heros run off into the wilderness and still can here the screams of Hiro still fucking every zigger. They will remember him for years to come . daring told tracy that the need to stop because Glimmer has no more energy ti keep going. Tracy said that she should leave the dumb bitch and should leave here. Daring had a choice to help Glimmer heal up so she can use her magic to get them out. they could try to keep Glimmer moving with one of our heros carrying her or to follow Tracy and try to get away from the Ziggers. leaving glim glam
>>25867549
Daring said they should carry Glim Glam in an actual safe spot before helping her. Tracy was mad but that glim glam's equally more powerful then Twilot magic could be useful
>>25867581
The forest went quiet. daring Glimmer and even tracy shed a tear knowing full well that Hiro was not able to handle that many zigger dicks at once. They find their way into a cave and decide to rest there for the night. Daring asked Tracy why the fuck is it so hard to find Santa
>>25867655
Tracy said "its cuz yous a blind nigga ass bitch. Get some lasek or shiiit. Man, back in my homie, there was a little bit about the same time to get the ball is in my life and I will send you a call from the newsletter."
"Why are you talking like a nigger?" asked Daring.
"Because my father was never there fort me as a child and I had no father figure to turn to except Lil' Wayne, leaving me an empty emotionless husk of a mare" Tracy replied somberly.
Daring Do then proceeded to shove her hoof inside Tracy's urethra, making them both cum.
>>25868020
Deez nuts
>>25868439
", Glimmer the attention whore announced as she shoved her own hoof into her own urethra.
>>25869278
Gottem
>>25869498
Seeing Glimmer, even at her weakest and most vulnerable state, being driven so much so that she STILL found the energy to make things =, filled Daring with admiration: their team was shit, absolute garbage...but they're a team together. She tells her to rest, kisses her passionately whilst rubbing her anus, and everypony cuddles like gay pussies, heated by Tracy's tsundere levels, sleeping until morning.
>>25866040
You also probably should do some basic touchups before this literal ass cancer is published (fixing obvious typos and whatnot).
>>25869726
during night, tracy feels someone is close
she jumps, and slice his throat.
when everyone wakes up, it was obvious: bitch kill fucking santa!
>>25870286
daring saw this. insulted tracy, and start fucking the corpse
tracy just didn't give a fuck, and started to drink santa's blood. tasted like berryjuice
glimmer cried because now all the equal people won't have presents
>>25870968
Fortunately, it wasn't the real Santa that Tracy had killed, but Tim Allen trying to promote his new movie: The Santa Clause 4: Tim Allen Needs Money. And nothing of value was lost.
>>25869836
Well yeah I was going to proofread it when it was finished, but I actually have some time toady where I can fix it today
>>25871193
tracy read the script of the shitty movie, and send it to hollywood.
daring, disgusted, cried because she couldn't fuck santa
glimmer went back to sleep
Ok their I fixed a lot of the content. I will go back and re read a few times to make sure I got it right, later on
>>25872189
In her tears, Daring did some thinking, a lot of double dildo self penetration, but also some thinking. Why were more and more false Santas popping up? Why was Tim Allen promoting a Christmas movie right AFTER the holiday season? Why were the dildos everypony got mostly UNDER 6 inches? After doing some linear algebra mixed with multi-variable calculus and ending up just cumming over everything, it was evident that Christmas never properly happening (for those of you who've lost half a brain getting this far, Fat Moot delivered only dildos to everypony who was anypony, not the real Santa) created a disturbance in the forc-UNIVERSE. Fake Santas will exponentially increase in numbers, trying to release the Christmas magic that Fat Moot so foolishly cucked. Soon the world will be in a perpetual state of never being quite Christmas, and Santa will become impossible to find in the sea of imposters. Our heroes had to find the now not so jolly Saint Nick ass soon as possible, let him conclude Christmas, and then give him the horse pussy.
Stay tuned as Daring and friends embark on their final mission. You're going to need extra alcohol to get through this.
i'm out cuz xmas
see you tomorrow
boop
>>25872839
One thing how many pages should this be. I don't like that the others were only like 30 some pages. We need to have a story that's a little longer.
>>25875402
Just hold out a bit more, I say 300 is good
>>25875402
I think letting the story become what it is and not forcing it to be longer is the best choice, in my opinion. That doesn't mean kill it soon, but making it longer for the sake of making it longer doesn't quite feel necessary. With at being said, there's still a good chuck left before it ends.
>>25872839
Daring looked out at the group. "The face of Christmas and possibly the world hangs on finding Santa Claus. It will be dangerous and we may not come out of it alive. What do you say, will you join me on one last adventure?" Tracy wipes the rest of Tim Allen's blood off her mouth and says, "Well it's not like I had anything better to do on Christmas than shitposting on 4chan anyway. Besides I can't stop thinking about having that fat home invader shove his yule log in my flesh stocking and filling me with his eggnog." Glimmer, not wanting to be unequal, also decides to join. "I've cum this far and I'll be damned if I don't cum again." Our heroes stocked up on all the dildos, lotion, anal beads, and porno mags they could carry. This mission would be tough, but the reward of jingling Santa's bells while he road them like a one horse open sleigh was going to be worth it.
>>25877728
Daring started squatting from the excitement.
>>25877921
A tiny poop nugget made its way out of her. Just a little drop. As it plopped onto the snow Daring looked down and realized it was shaped like an arrow. "IT'S A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS POO!"
"Like that talking abomination from South Park?" Glimmer said in disgust. She hated South Park because no one would ever listen to her favorite character Cartman, and she knew if they would just give him a chance they would all find equality. "No," Daring scooped it up on top of a hoof-full of snow. "it's pointing the way! It's leading us to Santa!"
>>25878011
Only the snow wasn't actually snow, but an oasis of zigger semen, and all the dildos, lotion, anal beads, and porno mags were bait for a trap. Unsure whether they were that intelligent, or Hiro was, at one point, attempting to troll them to be hip with the kids again before become an Hiro, the team didn't want to risk loosing their booty over a brawl, so Tracy chucked a knife at one of the ziggers to distract the rest while they made their escape, hopefully out of the forest. And even though it only pointed in one direction, Daring carried the poo for about a mile before Tracy made her dump it. Get it. DUMP IT. SHE DUMPED THE POO FASTER THAN GIRLS DUMP ME AFTER FINDING OUT I BROWSE THIS SHITHOLE.
>>25878416
Extremely BUTTHURT OVER her magical poo BEING DUMPED she looked at Tracy with a......Okay fuck it. Fuck it, they found Santa. Santa was just there. The real Santa. No more Hiro, no more Ziggers or Fat Moot imposters or spoopy skeltals or Trumps, they finally fucking found the real fat fuckity fuck honest-to-God fucking Santa. Also Glimmer got run over by a reindeer.
>>25878528
BUT-
>BEHOLD!
With the force of the entire population of Baltimore's black population, the Santa rips off his clothes revealing it to be a costume all along!
>>25878556
>NIG NOG!
Daring screamed completely shocked by this revelation
>Great this guy again
Tracy scoffs, grabbing a folding chair out of nowhere and setting it up to watch the next set of events play out
>>25878574
The Nig Nog rips his clothes off, revealing THAT to have been a costume all along!
>it's a broom
The broom clatters onto the floor.
>>25878574
>>25878597
But it wasn't a broom, my the nigger's dis-inflated cock!
>Who's Nig Nog
Glimmer asks slightly aroused by the stereoid pumped nigger in front of her
>My arch nemesis, he's King of all the rape niggers found in both /mlp/ book series (not including Tales to Fap too)
>>25878605
>What do you want to smelly shit stain of a APE! What did you do to Santa!
Daring Do points at the nigger with only the look a late middle age black woman could muster after missing out the two for one chicken deal being provided at Popeye's
>>25878627
The massive piece of chard black coal could only giggle as he removes his Santa hat with his own crown made out of golden dildos
>Ever since our last escapade involving the Ruby Eye, these last two years i've been planning my revenge against you and your friends Mrs. Doo
He begins to sway, side to side trying to balance his throbbing erection as he neared the mares
>I knew you would be looking for The Chive Master himself Smack Daddy Claus, so I've devised the ultimate plan to take you down and rule the world with an iron dick!
>>25878676
>Does it involve you raping us?
Tracy remarks as she chewed on her freshly made popcorn.
>Well huh.........
Before the nigger could respond he was interrupted by equal horse as she stared at Tracy's snack
>Hey where did you get that popcorn, I want some
>Fuck off you commie bitch! There are mine!
Tracy pulls her popcorn away from Glimmer
>Hey we're a team you have to share!
>I said fuck off!
>I said share!
>Fuck off!
>Share!
>The two shuffle for the tub of popcorn, as the commotion caused most of its contents to spill onto the floor into the puddle of cum
>ENOUGH!
Nig Nog released an ear raping primal yell causing the mares to instantly go into heat, gushing their premature mare juice all over Tracy's popcorn
>>25878739
>OH NOES! MY POPCORN!
Tracy dashes for her doomed snack as she licks the juice covered road trying to gather the kernels on her tongue
>See what you did Nig Nog! You made Tracy spill her popcorn
Daring wildly accuses at the smirking nigger, as Glimmer snatches the tub of popcorn and beings to pick off what was left inside
>I care not for your pathetic attempts to stall me Daring Do, for my revenge shall be complete, if you ever wish to fuck the old cracker as white man and save next Christmas then you'll have to come to my great rape castle, fight The Seven Masters of Swag and defeat me in an old chivy ass Nigga Off! If you win you get the cracker, if I win you'll be my bottom bitch for the rest of your slutty life.
"Boo, go write your NigNog fanfiction somewhere else, this isn't being very equal." Glimmer shouted, breaking the fourth wall.
>>25878804
Daring winces at the possibility, on one hoof if she wins she'll get her whore but on the other hand she'll be forced to marry this lazy piece of shit and have his kids. It was bad enough she was gonna give birth to a bunch of niglets but with a guy like Nig Nog for dad, he'd hiched the road from the simple smell of fermenting cunt juice before those bastards are born. Not to mention the fact she'll probably never receive any form of child support or Government EBT ever since she was caught doing the nasty with that one president a couple years ago.
>>25878862
>I'll do it!
>Daring you poor excuse for a whore.
Tracy face palms as Daring Do stands triumphantly over choice. Glimmer in anger kicks at Tracy's folding chair, as she's going to have be dragged into the final act of Daring Do and the Search for Santa Claus
>PART 4: THE NEGRO TRIALS
>>25878927
>Then it is agreed!
Releasing a mighty belch, all the rape niggers approached their King, grabbing on his multiple rolls of steroid induced fat as NigNog's dick painfully inverted itself back into NigNog's body only to reset between his two legs acting like a third ligament. Wasting no time he became fully erect; lifting his massive body covered with rape niggers dry humming his chest; he rose 10 feet into the air all supported by his massive cock. The mares have never seen anything like this in their life, well besides Daring Do but we all know why by now.
>Sai Wani Lookachi! Till we meet again Daring Do, it'll surely be our last!
With his final threat said, by the power of dick propulsion, large amounts of cum began to erupt out of NigNog's dick causing a simulated stance of flight, propelling the King and his nigglets into the air deep within the dense snowy clouds.
>>25879154
With their true enemy now known, the pussy squad decides to head back to Ponyville to devise a plan of action. Upon arrival, they notice that the little town looks a lot more like Canterlot now, thanks to the efforts of the glorious leader, Donald Trump.
>>25879154
>Well that was equally retarded
Starlight says smugly, as she notices that Tracy pulled her kitchen knife on her
>I swear if keep on with this equal bullshit any longer im going to shank y-
Before she finish her threat, mounds upon mounds of cum poured from the heavens catching our kinky heroines in a tidal wave of primordial ghetto soup. Destroying ponyvile in the process, as they washed ashore on the roof of the town's main hall. The cum began to once again recede back into the earth, as anyone soul caught in its path was instantly caramelized in its rich creamy goodness.
Face down, Daring Do rises her head gasping for air. Tracy and Glimmer were already up trying to clean themselves of NigNogs cum before the stains begin to settle in their fur.
>So what's the plan now fuck face?
Tracy says bitterly, cutting herself to release all the excess cum from her body
>You made a deal with a Untermensch powered King of Niggers and practically sold your soul to the guy just to save Santa Claus! We don't even know how powerful this faggot is, let alone where he lives!
>>25879386
>Now hold on there Tracy
Daring slides over to the mare, like a little girl on a slip-in-slide
>I've tackled NigNog more times than I ever hoped to imagine, I know how he fights, how he thinks, and his fetishes when he brings prisoners to his rape dungeon. Beating him will be a piece of nice flaky pie, but finding him will be difficult, the last time he hid out in his make shit dildo submarine ever since I destroyed his Shit Pyramid.
Tracy yanks Daring Do on to her hooves and closes in on her face
>So he's probably back at the pyramid with an army of horny niggers, then come on lets go! I ain't got time to spend the rest of the getting raped by niggers, I got shit to do.
She pushes the mare back on to the ground as she begins walk towards a broken second story window
>But Tracy!
Daring called out
>The journey to the Shit Pyramid is a dangerous one! Didn't you read Daring Do and the Jungle of Terror, we'll be fucking raped by rape snakes till the fat lady sings, then collapses because the frequency of her voice matched that of her hemorrhoid causing it to burst! Plus who knows if he's really there, I just brought it up as a reference, he could be anywhere by now! Heck it wouldn't surprise me if he's hiding in the most conspicuous place we have left to think of!
>Ah girls.....
Daring's train of though is interrupted by Glimmer's sudden question.
>Maybe he's hiding up there
Tracy and Daring both look at the mare before following her hoof towards the object in the sky. The clouds from the winter storm cleared to show a massive basketball sized rock hovering between the planet Earth and the newly inducted planet of Volleyballariea
>>25879498
Glimmer rubs the back of her head
>I don't ever recall the moon being that shade of orange
>Well I don't recall ever seeing that volleyball planet ever in my life
Tracy injects as she returns to the group. Reaching into her cunt, Daring pulls out a 4 feet long telescope to better gander at the object hovering between the planets.
>That's no moon
She looks away, turning towards the two in complete fear
>Its a battlestation
>>25879543
Chapter End
>>25879543
Suddenly, Daring wakes. Her head hurt, her pussy is sore, and she can't see where she is. The horny Pegasus can only hear the sleeping breath of Tracy and Glimmer, the latter whispering "equality" gently and probably having a wet dream about it.
>>25881332
when her eyes adjusted, the environment was recognizable: they were still in the cave in the forest. But her dream about NigNog was a little to real. She went outside and looked up.
"No basketball," she sighed with relief. She still couldn't ignore her vision, as Santa may have been reaching out to her as he cam. Daring can obviously connect with the minds of others momentarily when they orgasm. NigNog may have still captured him.
>>25881400
The spirit of Patrick Bateman could be heard echoing through the forest saying, "Check 'em."
>>25882234
And another voice could be heard saying one off, and a gunshot following it
>>25882733
but then the check 'em ghost haunted the woods
>>25882932
And again another gunshot goes of after another one off
>>25883098
Another another. Hard times have fallen on Bateman. May he rip in trips...
>>25883977
But the dubs have returned, and Bateman's resurrected as a zombie.
>>25884454
But shortly killed himself again
Bomp
But then a single, overwhelming thought took seat in the mind of Pinkie Pie - that there was yet so much dead space left on the cover of the book and that it would be a shame, neigh, an injustice if it was not utilized to showcase some more Photoshopped images of dildos arranged haphazardly.
>32, 00, 34, 33, 32, 98, 77, 54
Daring blamed the Bateman torture on Celestia
