Okay /mlp/, prove your love skills.
You are in Equestria and Rainbow Dash is falling in love with you as pic related.
What do you say to conquer her?
You only got one opportunity.
>>25833579
If you'd allow me the honor, may I wash you out?
>>25833579You make me wet!
>>25833579
Why the fuck would I be in love with Rainbow Dash?
>>25833579
Let me pour out my heart to you and rinse our cares away down the drain.
>>25833579
I didnt think i wouldsinkthis low
Let me wash away any apprehension you may have of me getting dirty with you while we clean.
Sorry, Dashie, I'm taken. You're welcome to share second place with a few other mares if Twiggy is comfortable with it, though.
I'd tap that
>>25834134
anatomy gets me every time.
>>25834158
I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Is her right flank missing or is the left one backward? Brain hurts.
Hey Dash wanna fug
>>25833579
I will make youmoenin delight...
So sink thread?
>>25834200
That's a funny looking sink.
>>25833579
Me penis+you vagia=Yayaya
If this doesn't work then she's not worth the time.
>>25833579
>You are in Equestria and Rainbow Dash is falling in love with you as pic related.
What the fuck? I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. What does an image of a sink have to do with falling in love?
>>25833579
"Dash, I'm feeling a little wishy-washy, so I'm gonna say this once...I know we're very different, and our inner piping might be a bit different, but I think we can fawcett out any claims that there are no sparks between us. I just know that I need you, and you need me. I don't know why I'm pouring all this out at you right now, b-but..."
>Rainbow Dash shushes you.
>"Its ok, Anon. I-I love you too..."
>She chuckles as she wipes stray tears from her eyes.
>"Ya know, I didn't think you'd sink so low for a girl like me."
>You scoot closer to er on the park bench.
"Dash, wash those tears away. You're everything to me."
>She puts her hoof on your pipes.
>"I know, it's just so hard to sink in..."
"Dash. Will you marry me?"
>She leaps onto you without hesitation.
>"I want you. I want you now and I want you to marry me!"
>You know what to do.
"Dash, lay down. I'm gonna wash you up and drain you out."
>>25834277
The quality of my writing is really sinking...
>>25834298
The last line was the only thing that wasn't better than boring, really.
>>25834195
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>>25834277
I thought it was beautiful.
>>25833579
hey grl, wan git sum fk?
>>25833579
Even an oldsynth[/spoiler] like me can see, yourservosarelockingup as we speak. You just want torewiremyhard drive, don't you
>>25834554
Fuck
Goddamn spoiler tags being a zebra as usual
>>25834212
Unf
>>25834212
I want to cum in that sink.
