It's MOONDAY and also WINTER SOLSTICE, let's praise our Lady!
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>25832925
Your other autistic thread attempt is still on the catalog, faggot.
>>25832925
Praise the moonbutt!
>>25832925
Noctis, just stop.
>>25832925
PRAISE THE MOON
>>25832972
Autism? You need to look into your own mirror more times. By thread you mean sunbutt's one, but that's wrong one.
Here is Monday, 21st December 2015 and it's cca 29 hours before astronomical (real) solstice.
>>25833145
How's your couch?
>>25833161
Occupied.
I welcome the long winter nights.
PRAISE THE MOON
I want Princess Luna
>>25833348
>Kek
They are getting shorter starting Wednesday
>>25832925
>Not including the pastebin.
>No link to old thread.
Here, faggots: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
>>25835123
Thanks anon.
>>25835123
I was gonna say this.
Next time OP put the pastebin please, and the last thread.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Last Thread: >>25688778
From Page 10, I breathe new life into this thread!
I triedI swear it looked sharper in Photoshop
Praise the moon!
>tfw when op doesn't mention the next full moon is on christmas
>>25837461
'Tis a shame that he would do that, the latent homosexual
>longest day of the year is today
>full moon is on the 26th
>>25832925
Starting a Moon-day thread on a sunday. Good god OP, you're a faggot.
>>25839812
>Only Burgerland time counts!
>>25839832
Don't even flatter us Amerifats with "Burgerland." We don't deserve the title.
>Captcha: Select all images of Noodles
>Strawberry
>Scented Candles
>Schoolbus
>bowl of apples
>cinnamon rolls
>kebabs
>actual plate of noodles
>plate of french fries with chicken
>picture of trees
k
>>25839812
>ITT: we pretend to be sunfags
Shut up and post Moon.
>>25839812
Not only burgerfags are here. What about that faggots from the far east? So what time matters now?
It's night somewhere, that's good enough.
Praise the SUN
>>25840949
Now, now, our solar mother hasall dayto have the spotlight. Give Luna a chance.
>>25840949
Praising in progress.
>>25841053
Moonfags, I...
>>25841053
>>25841088
No thanks.
>>25841119
Why not, Anon?
>>25841088
Best *cest.
>>25841134
Princest is a turnoff.
This is now a princest thread.
Is luna your waifu?
>>25841712
I serve a mare as good as yours.
>>25841712
Absolutely.
>>25841712
You know it, Anon.
>>25841846
>>25842696
Lewd
Bump
Pg 10 save.
Are there really so few Moonbros left?
Bump
Happy Winter Moon Celebration, everyone.
I'm working on a little story. Dunno how much you guys'll like it, though.
>>25846190
The horsefag fandom is a dying empire my friend. So few survived the purges.
>>25846472
Praise the Moon
>You are Anonymous, the hero.
>In order to face a dire theat, Luna had used her power to summon you from your home.
>You had faced the terror with all your strength and courage, and laid it low, being the nice guy that you are.
>And now, you find yourself alone in your room in the Palace, awaiting the knighting ceremony that was to take place in your honor this very evening.
>You had been told that Luna, rather than Celestia, would be bestowing the honor, due to her actions having brought you there.
> You'd also been informed that this would be her first major act as a Princess since her banishment. Of course, you had sworn to yourself that you would do your best to make to whole experience as smooth as possible, despite her insistence that she would be just fine.
>You hear a light knock on your door, and bid the person to enter.
Continue?
>>25846572
Yes, why do you niggers always ask, this thread is starving.
>>25846644
dub dubs confirms thread is starving
and the reason I ask is because I don't want to waste my time writing a story that no one is going to read.
>>25846661
I actively monitor this, and 16 other threads for ANY green.
Okay, I'm having trouble getting past the captcha.
What the fuck....
>>25846572
>The heavy oak door swings open gently, revealing a stallion dressed in Night Guard gear.
>"Good evening, Anonymous. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Winter Breeze, and I have been asked to escort you to Princess Luna's Night Court. If you are ready, we will proceed."
>You nod, and follow him out and into the hallway. You walk in silence for about 5 minutes or so before he pipes up.
>"So.... Rumors abound about you, you know. Ponies under my command keep telling and re-telling the story of how you defeated the beast."
>"One-on-one combat against a dragon hasn't been done in thousands of years. It was quite the show, I have to admit."
>You nod, with a smile.
"That was one of the most intense battles I've ever fought. It nearly had me once or twice. I don't know if I could have won, had Luna not intervened."
>"You give yourself too little credit. But, modesty is one of the hallmarks of a hero, so I suppose that's par for the course."
>The ten minutes that follow are occupied by hushed whispers, outright fangirl-ing, and timid mares and stallions approaching for autographs.
>At last, you arrive at the huge double doors that lead to the Court of the Twin Crowns.
>Winter Breeze salutes politely and heads back to his post, leaving you alone after pushing the doors open for you.
>>25847066
You enter the hall leading to the throne room, observing the setting sun as you walk. The pair of guard ponies pushes open the second set of doors, just in time for you to watch Luna finish raising the moon, stars flickering to life in the night sky.
>She is captivating, her eyes closed in what you can only describe as a soft focus. Her mane and tail billow gently in an imperceptible wind, settling as she finishes the ritual.
>She settles with a sigh, turning her eyes to you as the doors close behind you. She smiles.
>"Welcome, Anonymous, to my Night Court. I am glad you are so prompt, as I did not wish to drag the ceremony out any longer than we needed to."
You take a knee, moonlight and blue-flame torches the only light in the open-ceiling gazebo-like room.
"I am honored that you would see me, your Highness. More so, indeed, that it is for the reasons we both know to be true.
>"Mmm. Yes, the Knighting."
>She climbs down off her throne, materializing a scimitar as she approaches you.
>She taps your left shoulder, then your right, then your left once more.
>"Anonymous. In recognition of your skill in combat, and your unwavering commitment to the well-being of the citizens of the Twin Crowns, I name you as a Knight of Equestria. May you ever keep us in your heart. Now, rise."
>You stand, pride filling your every fiber, and gaze intently at the moon above you.
"I will honor this duty, and serve the Twin Crowns from this night forth. Praise the Moon!"
>Your enthusiasm catches her off guard, and she blushes slightly.
>"Y-yes... well... this concludes the ceremony." She turns away to hide her growing affection. "Y-you may take your leave now!"
"Yes, of course, your Highness. I will be in my chambers if you have further need of me. Farewell, for now."
that's all, though I can continue it if you wish
>>25847307
Keep goin mate.
>>25847443
alright.
>You return to your room, sliding off the fine vest you had received from a curious white mare back in Ponyville, and placing it, along with your other garments, on the mannequin next to the door.
>You lay down on the couch you had requested, pulling a book titled: "The Dancing Dragon: 101 Short Stories and other Tales" from the end table next to it. A lit candle illuminates the translated text with a warm orange glow as you read.
>The hours and stories pass quickly, fleeting yet entertaining. But you are restless, and find no comfort from your silken sheets. You toss and turn, and yield at last, to your insomnia, deciding instead to take in the refreshing night air.
"Now..." you think aloud to yourself. "...Where do I wish to wander...."
>>25847307
what about getting home?
>>25847561
>A knock on your door brings you back from your thoughts. You look at the antique marble clock and see that it is around 2:15 am.
"Who on earth could that be at so late an hour?"
>You open the door to see your Princess looking up at you, a small smile wreathed across her lips(?)
>"Greetings, Anonymous. I understand that you are having difficulty sleeping, and due to the lack of complaints, I have suspended the Night Court for the evening. This provides me with a notable opportunity to familiarize you with your station."
>She turns away from you. "So... I felt that we could visit Quinlin's Bazaar. T...Together, if you wished."
>You sighed and crossed your arms, about to lecture her that what she was doing was, at best, improper, when a thought occurred.
>In the stories you had heard growing up, knights had sometimes won the hearts of Princesses and married them, meaning that Luna's affections were not something that should be dismissed so easily.
>Beyond this, however, lay your sworn fealty to her, occurring no longer than a few short hours prior.
>That.... complicated this a tad.
>"...nonymos... Anonymous?"
"Hmm, what?"
>She giggles a little, weakening your defenses.
>"Are you alright? You had such a serious look on your face a moment ago."
"I-I'm fine!" you insisted, fooling no one.
>That damnable giggle again. Righteous heart, do not fail me now!
>"Mmm. Perhaps I should explain a few things..."
>You follow Luna down into a courtyard, illuminated by little more than the moon itself. In right-angle stone planters that enclose a grassy middle reside beautiful night lilies, Luna gently nuzzling them as she passes each one.
>The two of you stop in the center of the area, standing opposite each other.
>"Alright, let's get down to business. In accordance with your position, and to serve as a badge of your authority, I am to allocate to you your own set of wings. Now, this is, of course, not-"
"Wait... forgive me, your Highness, but did you say 'wings'?"
>"Well, yes. You do not possess magic power of your own, and cannot teleport. How else are you to respond quickly to distress calls?"
>Her logic was sound, though teleporting had been something you'd wanted to try since your time back home. Never could find a co-operative mage, though...
>"As I was saying, the process by which I apply the magic needed will have to be gradual, given your overall physique and my lack of knowledge on human anatomy. But, by the end of it all, you should have a pair that is most befitting of your prominence. A shame, I had hoped to see them in their full splendor immediately, but that is simply no the case."
"What is needed for this to happen?"
>"Once a night, for thirty nights, I must gradually apply my essence to your body. This will require patience and diligence, to monitor the flow of energy. It is also possible that your body may not adapt to the power within 30 nights, which means it will take much longer."
"What is there to do if such events come to pass? Will there be any way to rectify it?"
>"Sadly, no. Though, if I discover that it is in peril of failing, I am prepared to enact a slightly.... different, method...."
"Do tell, your Majesty."
>"Well, in ancient times, ponies would transfer energy through...." She trails off, your curiosity growing.
>"..through... coitus. It is a rather extreme method, but highly effective. I could administer large concentrations of energy."
>>25848207
that's all I'm gonna do tonight. I'll save the bits I have and continue in the next thread, or this one if it survives.
>>25847617
Is this a reference to that Luna on the moon code thing I saw people trying to figure out a while back?
>>25848234
Thanks, I'll try to keep it alive for you
Page 8 bump for continuing green
>>25848234
Your writing'services good, Anon. Please continue.
>>25849469
Note to self, reread message before sending them on the phone. Fml
>>25848303
It's not a reference, it's Loona herself. It's quite common to see her posting on /moon/.
Writefag return to us.....um if that's ok with you.
>>25849483
Stay calm and remain where you are. The Grammar Police will retrieve you shortly to escort you somewhere to educate you further on your grammatical non conformance.Thank you and have a nice day!
Don't die off yet, /moon/.
>>25837461
>the next full moon
BEHOLD
THE PRINCESS' BARE BOTTOM
WHAT WISDOM DOES IT SEE FIT TO BESTOW ON HER NIGHTLY SUBJECTS?
>>25851054
>All present greatly anticipate the wisdom dispelled by the mighty moonbutt.
>Thousands of ponies are gathered to hear such wise words from something that's rather unconventional for sharing wisdom.
>What they don't know is that Luna is just asleep on a cloud, and many have mistaken the coinciding of this event and the full moon as being prophetic in nature.
>"Mrrnn..."
>The crowd gasps and silences themselves, preparing to hear what the mighty moonbutt has to say.
>The tension was maddening, the combined heartbeats of the crowd likely being heard for miles.
>"Celestia..."
>The expectant ponies leaned in.
>"Rrrnn...no, put the butter on top..."
>The ponies spoke amongst themselves as they digested the wise moonbutt's words, but then quieted themselves as she spoke again.
>"There's no such thing...as burnt toast..."
>"WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?"
Call this an appetizer, /moon/.
>>25851475
[shrill pony voice] THE MOON HAS SPOKEN
>>25852154
Not for sexual.
>>25852164
What about spiders? Are they for sexual?
>>25852196
If you're into whole seven vagánias business, yeah.
Dat Christmas captcha.
>>25852196
No only cats
First Contact
>>25836747
Try on sai next time, or use the lineart tool
Cooking some green for you, /moon/.
Hopefully won't take as long as the one I posted in /sun/.
6,378 characters and counting.
Moon bump
11,439
>>25856534
All I can hear is that one work out song Mr. Krabs was listening to on the bike
>>25856246
17,438 characters.
Kind of a test post since I don't know whether or not the site's even up right now.
>>25857233
Whatchoo ritin' brah
>The harsh winter winds blew across the parking lot of your apartment complex, whipping snowflakes around like dust.
>Despite the holiday lights littered about the complex, the winter night appeared more menacing than usual.
>You, having just parked your car, were ready to get to your apartment and just go to bed.
>Christmas was tomorrow, but it wasn't like you had anything to look forward to.
>To the world at large, you were nothing but a vagabond.
>Sighing, you opened your car door and let the stinging, cold wind hit your face.
>As you made your way to the stairs, snowflakes continued to fly around the parking lot, hitting you and spreading a chill on the parts of your body not covered by your coat.
>Getting up the stairs was a bit of a hassle, as there was a bit of ice on some of the steps.
>Your landlord really should get to that...
>Regardless, you have a safe trip to your door, entering and making sure none of the cold gets in.
>While your apartment was heated, it didn't exactly feel like room temperature to you.
>Not even taking off your coat, you toss your shoes to the side and head for your bedroom.
>There lies your bed, but you aren't ready for it yet.
>A quick stop in the bathroom and then a change into pajamas and you were in your bed.
>Not even a minute later, you were out.
>You wake up, and you're...not in your bed.
>And the ceiling is raised really high.
>And there's something poking your foot...
>Lifting your head, you find two weird horses staring at you.
>"Ah, sister, he is awake!"
>And they could fucking talk.
"What the Hell?"
>"He speaks!"
>The blue one points her horn at you and-
>Wait.
>Horn?
>"Luna, calm down. Being standoffish won't help the situation."
>The white one turns to you with a smile.
>"Hello, you must be wondering where you are."
"Among other things," you sarcastically retort.
>The blue one lowers her horn.
>As you continue getting up, you look around and notice the snow outside on the windows.
>>25858121
This.
>>25858196
>Was this just some kind of high and you were still home?
>Did you sleepwalk to a drug dealer then come back?
>So many questions were forming in your head right now.
>"Well, this land is formally known as Equestria, and you are currently in its capitol, Canterlot." The white one extends her hoof to you. "I am Princess Celestia, co-ruler of this land."
>"And I am Princess Luna," the blue one tells you, "I co-rule as well."
>That didn't really matter to you right now.
"How the fuck did I get here?"
>The blue one steps forward.
>"How for certain, I cannot tell, but you have somehow wound up here through the realm of dreams."
>Ain't that a bitch.
>Wait, what?
"Dreams? Realm? Huhhhh!?"
>"This world we live in is full of magic, which works in mysterious ways. There's a possibility it somehow brought you here."
>"Specifically, to my courtroom," the white one tells you.
>Magic.
>Dreams.
>Royal horses.
>This really was too much for you.
"I'm going to go back to sleep. I'm sure I'll just wake up in my apartment again."
>You close your eyes and lay back down, but sleep doesn't come to you.
>In fact, you feel more awake than ever.
>You try shifting around, switching positions to get more comfortable.
>What were you laying on, anyways?
>Opening your eyes again, you find you're laying on a plush, velvety blanket, stacked on top of a mattress.
>Fancy.
>Maybe they weren't lying about being royalty.
>"I cannot guarantee you'll be taken back with a quick snooze," the blue one says.
>You sit back up, irritated.
"Well if dreams got me here, why won't they get me back?"
>The white one waves her hoof downwards, trying to calm you down. "Luna is trying to find a way to get you back."
>"Correct. And to do so, I need your help."
>Great, you had to do something.
"What do you need me to do?" you ask unenthusiastically.
>The blue one speaks again. "Simply follow my tasks as I ask you to do them. Easy enough for you?"
"Whatever."
>>25858216
oshit, I saw your post in the /sun/ thread and thought that was pretty good, though you hinted this one was gonna be depressing...
I am prepared for the feels.
>>25858216
>You hop out of the bed, wearing only your pajamas.
>It'd be nice to get a tailor around here.
>"Before we begin, though, what is your name?"
>She blinks at you, her blue eyes filled with curiosity.
"Anonymous."
>"Anonymous?"
"Yeah. Were you expecting King Hannahbanana the Twentieth?"
>"The sarcasm is not needed."
"Whatever."
>There's an awkward pause as Celestia looks at you and, then her sister.
>She grins sheepishly.
>"I'll let you two work, then. Let me know if there are any major developments."
>She backs out of the room, watching for anything.
>Luna regains her smile and tries to be friendly with you.
>"So, are you ready to begin?"
"Sure. The sooner I get home, the better."
>"You sleep for a total of seven hours a day?"
"I think that's about the time, yeah."
>Luna writes something down on a scroll.
>If this is info you need to get back home, you don't see how it'll help.
>"And what are your dreams mostly about?"
"Usually nothing. It's just me going through the same cycle as when I'm awake: monotony."
>"That's...sad."
"Like you would know."
>She drops the scroll and quill.
>"As a matter of fact, I would. I am not only the princess of the night in Equestria."
>Oh boy, here we go.
"Let me guess, 'The Princess of Dreams'?" you say in a mocking tone.
>She gives you an unamused glare.
>"Correct. That mockery is unnecessary, Anonymous."
>She clears her throat.
>"This means that, with enough time and research, I may be able to send you back to your world!"
"Can't wait."
>She brings the scroll and quill back out.
>"Now, when was your first nightmare?"
>These questions just got dumber.
>Day two.
>You had actually been here for a full day now.
>Quite frankly, you wanted to be home sooner.
>But here you were, in your new room, sitting with Princess Moonass yet again.
>"How are we doing today?" she asks with a friendly smile.
"Same as yesterday."
>>25858233
Hm, didn't think moonfags actually lurked there.
Spoils the fun a bit, but the whole thing's written, so there's no going back.
>>25858259
>"If that's a negative answer, worry not. I will make this interview quick, and then we shall be having pancakes for breakfast!"
>She licks her lips, then brings the scroll to her face.
>"To begin, what did you dream of last night?"
>Oddly enough, you had a new answer for her.
"Last night was...different. I didn't dream about my boring life at all."
>You can see her wearing a grin behind that scroll.
>"Do tell."
"I was in a snowy field. Nobody was around except for you and your sister..."
>You pause, trying to recollect the rest of the dream.
>The scribbling Luna does barely registers as a sound.
"You two started throwing snowballs at me, laughing, and then I was back at my job in my world, how my dream usually goes."
>She stops her writing, looking at you with a sly grin.
>"Is this world, mayhaps, rubbing off on you?"
>You scoff.
"I welcome it. Better to have something different and exciting instead of the same boring routine."
>Luna hums in thought.
>"The more information we get, the closer we'll be to getting you home."
>Getting up from her chair, she beckons you to follow.
>"Now, let us go feast on pancakes! I am famished!"
>You get out of the bed and go with her.
"I wonder if you like pancakes a lot."
>"They are undoubtedly the best breakfast food available! Come, come, we must get there before Celestia receives the first serving!"
>On the way to the kitchen, you take a look at your surroundings, something you hadn't bothered to do yesterday.
>Festive decorations litter the halls of the castle, making the place look as ready for Christmas as your apartment complex was.
>>25858269
>Was Equestria in the same timezone as your home?
"So, you guys celebrate Christmas too?"
>The moon pony looks at you with a raised eyebrow.
>"Christmas? I have never heard of such a thing."
>What?
>But the decorations were right fucking there!
"Then what's with all of the decorations?"
>"Those are Hearth's Warming decorations. It is a holiday when we celebrate the founding of Equestria."
"Looks a lot like Christmas to me."
>As you two enter the kitchen, she shoots you an inquisitive look.
>"What is this 'Christmas'?"
"A holiday we celebrate back where I come from."
>Both of you take a seat, with Celestia greeting you with a warm smile.
>"Good morning, you two! Did you sleep well, Anonymous?"
"Like a baby."
>"Anonymous here was just telling me about a holiday he celebrates called 'Christmas'."
>Celestia waves her hoof at you.
>"Do tell."
>Before you can say anything, the food is brought out and served.
>The pancakes were shaped as hollies.
>If this wasn't Christmas, they sure as Hell weren't trying to make it any different.
>While the three of you eat, you tell the princesses about Christmas and its background.
>In return, they tell you all about Hearth's Warming.
>Interesting how these horses have managed to build an entire society, let alone holidays to go with it.
>When breakfast was finished, you went off to read more about this place.
>Day three.
>Luna's come in with her scroll and quill.
>"Anonymous, good morning. How are we today?"
"Won't lie, I've been worse off. Things are pretty decent."
>"Wonderful! In that case, I'd assume I'll have no trouble finding out what you dreamed about."
"Last night's dream was interesting. I dreamt that I was celebrating Hearth's Warming with you and Celestia."
>Her jaw is slightly agape.
>"Really?"
"Yeah."
>"I had a similar dream, but instead, I celebrated that 'Christmas' you told us about yesterday!"
"Well isn't that a thing."
>She seems excited to tell you this.
>Calm down, horse.
>>25858283
>"I even met an Equestrian version of that 'Santa Claus'!"
"Pony and all, huh?"
>She nods.
"Neat."
>She brings the scroll back up to her face, calming down.
>"I'm sorry, I was sidetracked. Please, continue."
"Right, well..."
>The next part would be a bit embarrassing for the both of you, but she needed all she could get, right?
"Remember those 'mistletoes' I told you about?"
>"I do."
"Well, weird thing is, while we were celebrating the holiday, you and I got caught under one together."
>A pink tinge spreads across her cheeks.
>"O-oh. Did we..."
"I woke up before any of it happened. Don't worry."
>"I-I am not implying it is a bad thing-I-I mean, not that I would want to-"
"Luna, it's okay. I get it."
>The frazzled princess looks at you for a moment before taking a deep breath.
>"Right. If that's where the dream ends, then I think we can adjourn this interview."
>She gets up a little quickly, opening the door to your room.
>Believe it or not, your eyes actually find themselves wandering over her ass.
>Why are you checking out a horse, Anon?
"Don't worry, Luna. You're looking good anyways."
>Is it weird that you meant it?
>"U-uh..."
>She scurries out before you can say anymore.
>These horses are weird.
>Day 9.
>Hearth's Warming was about a week away.
>You wondered how much time had passed back home.
>Or if you even wanted to go back.
>As much as you didn't want to admit it, this place was nicer than home.
>You had company, a nice bed, and an endless supply of food.
>Not like home, where you were alone, struggled to sleep on a rickety mattress, and barely had a day when your fridge wasn't almost empty.
>Not to mention-
>The door creaked open.
>You were attentive as the dark blue pony walked in, sat down, and brought out her scroll.
>"Good morning, Anonymous. How are we today?"
>Every time.
"Feeling great, princess. I think I'm ready to go out and explore this Canterlot place."
>"It shall be done after breakfast."
>That got you excited.
>>25858287
"So, right, my dream. I dreamed about some game I used to play back home, and about playing it with you."
>She scribbles something down as her eyebrows arch upwards.
>"This is the fourth time I've been in one of your dreams, Anonymous. Note that I myself have still not been visiting them."
"I know, weird right?"
>Not really.
>What you were thinking on before Luna came in was, well...
>You think you're starting to like her.
>Yes, in that way.
>Insane that it was only after nine days and through small talk, but Goddammit, you were starting to find horses here sexy.
>And Luna was no doubt the prettiest of all of them.
>Must have been the absence of human women that did it.
>Whatever it was, you found yourself attracted to her.
>How she'd take it, though, was one of your biggest concerns.
>Would she be comfortable dating what was essentially an alien?
>Even then, was it allowed?
>You'd have to tell her at some point, though.
>Or maybe she was getting the hint through the dreams?
>"Was there anything more?"
"No, I think that's all there was."
>She puts away the scroll.
>"Very well. After breakfast, I will accompany you out to the city."
>She gets up, opening the door.
>You get out of bed yourself to follow her.
>Your new set of pajamas, custom made just for you, kept you warm even outside the bed.
>After breakfast, you'd bundle up in a set of clothes and a heavy coat made for you by a royal tailor.
>A pretty good deal if you do say so yourself.
>Canterlot was as busy as you'd expected it to be, with ponies hustling to get from store to store.
>No doubt shopping for the holidays.
>The similarities to Christmas just kept piling up.
>The snow on all the buildings just really solidified the whole picture.
>"Here we are, Anonymous," Luna said as she came up to your side, "What did you want to do first?"
>>25858297
"Take a general look around, I guess."
>The moon princess led you around a few streets and some blocks, showing you a few bits of the city.
>It was just today that you'd seen your first form of Equestrian currency.
>The bit; little gold coins that looked like they were worth a lot more than your measly currency.
>Seeing as you didn't carry any of these, though, shopping was limited to what Luna felt was okay to use what she felt was the nation's money on.
>So you got a bit of food here, and a couple books there.
>Along the way home, you passed by a jewelry shop, and something caught Luna's eye.
>"Oh, Anonymous, look at this!"
>You took a few steps back to get with the princess.
"What is it?"
>She points at a bracelet adorned with a few diamonds.
>"I am not normally one for jewelry, but that looks magnificent!"
"What's the price?"
>You both read the sign next to it.
>"Hearth's Warming sale! 300 bits!"
>"Too hefty a spend for Equestrians. Besides, is not to be bought with national money, but..."
>She looks at the bracelet longingly.
>"It would be nice to have."
>You find it odd that, being a princess, she'd probably be able to get whatever she wanted.
>Maybe she was just more conservative then you thought.
>"I'm sorry to drag you over for such a minuscule thing. Let us head back, Anonymous."
>As she moved forward, you kept your eye on that bracelet.
>Seeing as none of these ponies looked at you differently for being human, you could probably talk business with them.
>You'd find some way to make money to get that bracelet for her.
>If you weren't man enough to admit you were into her, you could at least buy that.
>Luna, more than a few feet ahead of you, didn't notice you hadn't started moving yet.
>It'd be best to get going.
>Just remember that bracelet...
>Day 14.
>With luck, you'd been able to do a few odd jobs around Canterlot, and each one paid twenty bits.
>>25858304
>It was a lot of work, but you managed to make it to that coveted three hundred.
>You'd hidden the money in your dresser, so as to not make Luna suspicious.
>Since you'd already spoken to Luna about your dream and had breakfast, all you really thought about today was going down and getting that bracelet for the lunar pony.
>Your coat was put on immediately after you'd eaten, and your trek down to the city was accompanied by falling snow.
>More power to it, it just set the mood better for you.
>Remembering your way to the shop after passing by it on your several trips to the city, you got to it in no time.
>The bracelet, still on display, was now wrapped up in a gift bag and ready for Hearth's Warming.
>The day before it, Hearth's Warming Eve, was tomorrow.
>You couldn't wait to give this to her.
>Day 15.
>"Good morning, Anonymous! Happy Hearth's Warming Eve! How are we today?"
"Fantastic, Princess. I'm ready to see what Equestria has to offer for a holiday."
>"I quite like your enthusiasm. Now, without further ado," she brings out the scroll yet again, "What did you dream about last night?"
>This was something you didn't exactly want to tell her.
>Because, well, it was about what her reaction might be to your present.
>Maybe you could make something up.
"Uh...I had a dream about...the snow."
>She looks at you quizzically.
>"The snow?"
"Yeah."
>She wears a confused frown, but jots something down nonetheless.
>"Interesting...I would have thought from the previous dreams you have been experiencing that this one would be more..."
"Exciting?"
>"I suppose that term works. Regardless," she gets up from her chair, "I have news for you, Anonymous! I think I have gathered enough information and done enough research to be able to send you back home!"
>Your heart skipped a beat.
"Really?"
>>25858313
>"Indeed. All that you need to do is go to bed tonight, and I shall do the rest. How lucky that you were at least able to stay for Hearth's Warming Eve!"
"Uh...yeah," you say in between a couple nervous chuckles, "Real great..."
>"Until then, I hope you enjoy what festivities we have planned out!"
>She leaves the room.
>Your mind started racing with thoughts.
>Either everything comes out tonight, or you're getting sent back home.
>As you get out of your bed to get dressed, you think of when to confess.
>There was no way in Hell you were going back home.
>Not after how much life had improved for you here.
>A quick shower gave you time to think on how to handle this.
>A decision was reached.
>When you gave her the bracelet, everything would come out.
>Staying here and your feelings for her.
>Leaving the bathroom and going to the dresser in your bedroom, you bring out the gift bag with the bracelet.
>Might as well start practicing what you'd say.
>The castle was alive with ponies visiting for a special Hearth's Warming Eve dinner, with the party mostly populated by Canterlot's elite.
>Celestia mingled with some of the guests, doing her job of being a good host.
>Luna was eating at the moment.
>Perfect time to strike.
>Taking a deep breath, you approached the table she sat alone at, your heart beginning to beat faster the closer you got.
>Here goes.
>Her eyes move from her food to you.
>"Anonymous," she greets, putting down her fork, "Good evening."
>Getting a closer look, you noticed she was wearing a long, purplish dress, similar to something her sister was wearing.
>God, it made her look beautiful.
>More then usual.
"Uh, h-hey Luna."
>You take the seat across from her.
>"Enjoying the party?"
"Yeah, yeah a little, yeah..."
>She takes another bite of her food, then swallows.
>"I hope that is the case. I certainly will miss you when you are gone, so get as much of this party as you want!"
>Strike.
"Uh, actually, I wanted to talk to you about that."
>>25858319
>She sets her fork back down and looks at you curiously.
>"Oh? What did you want to tell me?"
"Could we move somewhere a little more private first?"
>She looks around, then back at you.
>"Certainly."
>Both of you get up from the table and head out of the dining room, unnoticed by the crowd of ponies present.
>After a little wandering, you'd found the perfect room to talk to Luna alone in.
>A small study with a fireplace.
>Lighting it up, the fire gives the room a dim glow, setting the mood.
>"Well, we are alone now, Anonymous. What did you want to tell me?"
>Somehow, you're able to keep your cool and reach into your pocket.
>When she sees the bracelet she wanted, her eyes go wide.
>"A-Anonymous...this is-"
"The bracelet you were looking at the other day. I worked pretty hard to get the money for it."
>"You...worked? To get me this?"
"I-uh...I did. Because, well, Luna, I'm going to come out and say this now."
>Do the easy one first, Anon.
"I don't want to go back home."
>She's taken aback.
>"Why not? Weren't you yearning to go back?"
>As you shake your head, you take Luna's hoof gently and slip on the bracelet.
"Not anymore."
>She admires the bracelet as it rests on her hoof, her eyes sparkling as much as the diamond that was embedded in it.
>She comes to and turns her attention to you once more.
>"But why?"
>You mentally steel yourself for this one.
>Three.
>Two.
>One.
"Because Luna...I'm in love with you."
>Nothing is said for what feels like a solid hour.
>She stares at you, jaw dropped.
>Unfortunately for you, it's hard to tell how she feels from that expression alone.
>Hopefully it was just shock, and not disgust, too.
>"I..."
"Yes?"
>She looks back at the bracelet, then you again.
>"I think I feel the same way..."
>You were doing internal backflips at the moment.
>"Sharing dreams, speaking to you each day, and now this..."
>She smiles fondly.
>"I am glad you made the choice you did, Anonymous."
"And I mean it. All of it."
>>25858325
>"I've...never had a lover."
>Your hand softly grabs her chin and brings her face to yours.
"Now you have."
>Your head twists slightly as you lean in to seal the deal with a kiss.
>Luna, understanding, does the same herself.
>When your lips meet, the world goes black.
>You feel something...soft.
>Luna?
>Is that her coat?
>You open your eyes and are met with...
>The mattress.
>Not the one you woke up in on your first day in Equestria.
>Not the one you'd thought you'd been sleeping in for the past fifteen days.
>The one in your apartment.
>A sense of dread begins to overcome you as you realize the implications of this.
>This couldn't be true.
>This wouldn't be.
>You wouldn't let it.
>Turning to your left, you find-
>The nightstand with your alarm clock.
>The date read 12/25.
>Looking forward, you see the apartment hallway that lead to your kitchen and living room.
>Tears begin to form in your eyes, but you don't care.
>How?
>You'd been there for fifteen days, yet it was all just...
>A dream.
>Like the ones you'd been having those past fifteen nights.
>Like the ones you'd been describing to Luna.
>The ones you'd remembered so well.
>None of it was real.
>None of it happened.
>Luna wasn't real.
>She never would be.
>She was just some girl from your dreams.
>It was all just some sick Christmas joke from your subconscious.
>You get into the fetal position, letting the tears drop onto your pillow as you sob.
>The only Christmas gift you would receive this year, and it wasn't even real.
>What a cruel thing to receive.Merry Christmas, /moon/.
>>25858333F-fuck you
>>25858350I'm glad you liked it. :^)
>>25841165
Get a load of this heretic.
Hey /moon/, it'sDWK.
Remember how a long time ago I said I'd write you a song?
https://soundcloud.com/dwk-319911693/moonjammer-101
Merry Christmas
>>25858468
Merry Christmas right back atcha
And, Merry Christmas /moon/
>>25858333
At that point, I'd probably destroy everything and kill myself.
>>25858333
I should really just stop reading your green desu
Merry Christmas, /moon/! I hope you have a wonderful holiday season.
Merry ChristmasNoctis
>>25848207
That's a really nice picture, anybody know the source?
Liking the story too, very nice.
>>25858468
I'll be honest, it's not really my kind of jam, but it's not SOOO out there that I don't like it.
Nice work!
Posting best wallpaper
>>25848234
Still waiting
>>25861814
I getcha. I'll admit it's kinda weird, but I'm a weird guy
>>25865985
Heh
>>25858333
Damnit chuck
>>25862249
My personal favourite as well
keepin it goin.
fuckign file size max.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/1/23/812868__safe_blushing_princess+luna_princess+celestia_upvotes+galore_cute_derpy+hooves_looking+at+you_open+mouth_magic.png
merry christmas faggots
>>25868099
Gotta love plushies.
>>25841868
Better version for you.
>>25867646
sauce in this pic ?
>>25858333
Chuck:
[ ] Write friend [ X ] Writefag
>>25870532
Chuck got trips, so he's right. >>25858333
>>25870532
As if there's a difference.
Page 10 panic
Have a nice christmas and happy new year, moonfags
how is gonna /moon/ celebrate their christmas ?
>>25873395
Jerking off to green and pictures of best princess of course. Oh and a trip to visit relatives in Alabama, but not at the same time.
>>25867646
wanted to post the higher quality png but it's .4mb over the limit
Page 10 panic
You fags still have the irc up?
>>25874727
Yes. We just choose not to advertise it here.
>>25832952
how did it spread so quickly?
Moar green when?
>the first full moon on christmas in 38 years will be at its fullest in a few hours.
>I'm the only one posting
you are all faggots
>>25858333
Guild.
>>25877692
Moonbros are dead.
>>25877692
I'm cuddling my Luna plushie in bed.
I'm in ur irc.
>>25856534
Her tiny butt excites me so.
So I drew up a little somethin' for ya guys.
Turns out, scanner wouldn't scan, but I took a few pictures of it in different conditions, and ended up messing around for a bit in GIMP with it.
>>25879795
Thank you anon. It'll go well with the full moon tonight. Is it sad that the only "presents" I'll get/have received for the past 8 years have only been things that were given freely to everyone by nature or anons?
>>25879808
I can't really offer any insight, seeing as I don't know really why that's so, and I'd rather not intrude. What I can say is that this season isn't REALLY about the presents. Christmas should be about maintaining the cheer - and to me there's just an atmosphere of joy about this time of year. The most important thing is to stay cheerful. How you go about doing that is up to you. Whether it's doing things you love to do with the people you love,praising, or whatever, do your best to make that happen. Be the change you want to be Anon. Just...DO IT.
But, in all seriousness, above all, this holiday should be about being happy, however you go about that. If you want presents, make it happen :^)
Did I miss the party moonfags?
>>25877692
I can't post and watch it at the same time
>>25879808
>presents i'll get have been things that were given freely to everyone by nature
For example ?
Merry Christmas /moon/
>>25881011
Merry Christmas, enjoy your doubles.
>>25881690
Thanks mate. Enjoy your singles:^)
>>25858333
Oh fug
>>25863599
>>25858333
Damn son, I'm not even a moonfag, but why
>>25858333
>>25882977
D'awwwwwchecked
>>25858333
>tfw had a dream like this a few months ago
It's hell.At the time I was in a bad depressive phase and I was so close give myself the golden needle.
It's all still in my drawer. Just waiting for the day to be used
Boop
>>25848207
Where's that green son
>>25883211
Dubs confirm that image is D'awwwww inducing.
>>25880019
Yes, but there's still New Year's.
>>25887529
Clear nights all week and now overcast when there's a full moon
>>25887637
Go complain to rainbow dash
Bonk
You can have all my shine, I'll give you the light.
>>25889699
You can take the sunshine, I can take moonshine
>>25878036Did you fuck her?
>>25858333
[Desire to help /moon/ countergreen this intensifies]
>>25889699
That wanna share my light
Kick your game, spit your flow
can't fuck with this /moon/ shit though
>>25874606
>Wake up a few days after Christmas at 6 in the morning
>Toss and turn over and see pic related underneath one of your extra sheets.
>Pic related boops your nose and produces a squee toy noise.
Wat do?
>>25890860
>>25891367
>no content
Kill yourselves, thanks.
>>25891414
Sorry m8 but I already posted my whole luna folder
>>25891472
You're clearly lacking Luna pictures then.
>>25891472Sorry, I'm from /sun/, hostility is just kind of my default setting.I wish it wasn't, but it is.
>>25891492
I only save stuff that I like.
>>25891506
Its okay anon. No hard feelings:^)
>>25891565
>I only save stuff that I like.
Duh, who doesn't.
>>25891586
Well that's why my Luna folder is "lacking"
I guess I'm pretty picky with what I save.
>>25889791
Feel free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c
we need more lewd moons
I dunno how you, /moon/ bros, but I'm observing full moon with my Luna.
>>25891414
Mods'll ban me if I post something from my other folder.
