>"How cute, the dirty monkey thinks he is a pony"
>"And stop staring at my plot, you disgusting freak"
>>25831359
>plot
God I hate that word, especially when ponies use it in actual dialogue.
>>25831359
>Be Anon
>finally reach equestria
>Try really hard to be as friendly as possible
>all the ponies are freaked out by you
>All the kids run from you, scared
>Mares are disgusted at your weird, bipedal body that lacks hooves, tails and fur
>Stallions want to beat the shit out of you
>Nobody respects you as an actual member of society
>Constantly being told to "go back to where you came from"
>Can't go back to earth
>Always close to be banished
>>25831359
>"How cute, the shallow cunt thinks I'd give her zigger gaped plot the time of day."
>>25831387
>meet Discord
>make a friend
>he gets it
>gives you chaos powers
>ACTIVATE EDGE MODE
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
>twisted fucking psycopath
>>25831393
>implying you wouldn't
>>25831387
>joined the diamond dogs army
>>25831428
>Equestria's ponies are a bunch of ultra racist cunts
>See themselves as master race because "muh alicorns"
>Donkeys and zebras are "subhuman"
>Griffons are like jews
>Dragons are useful glass canons
>Diamond dongs are slaves
>>25831359
me want smell pony butthole
[racist horse noises]
[angry monkey noises]
[provoked whinnies and snorts]
[chest pounding and domiant growls]
[smacking sounds]
[copious amounts of squelching and guttural grunting]
[post-coitus noises]
>>25831460
>subhuman
>not subequine
But overall, quite a good analogy.
>>25831460
>It wasn't just Anon teleported to Equestria.
>It was all of Nazi Germany. The whole country replaced a section of empty space on the map.
>Equestria's ponies are a bunch of ultra racist cunts
>See themselves as master race because "muh alicorns"
>Germans mad.
>Quest to create Ubermensch spurred.
>With magic, the Ubermensch, plus all the other half-baked Nazi shenanigans can become reality.
>Germany in full patriotism mode speeds everything up dramatically.
>Equestria's place as world's only superpower challenged.
>>25832262
I would read a story about that.
>>25832262
Implying they would not work together as Hitler really like animals
>Years later Russia gets invaded by winter proof horses
>>25831359
Sequestria
>>25831359
But the ponies already are like that
Just rewatch some episodes
>>25833797
thats something a non-winged pone would say
fuck off smooth sides
>>25832547
>Years later Russia gets invaded by winter proof horses
>>25834198
What does the picture say? I can't into cheeki breeki.
>>25831408
Please Writefags, make this happen
Commies.
>>25834414
too [humid\moist\wet]
>>25831385
When mares get horny the plot thickens.
>>25831387
These stories are always shit, because what faggot doormat would stay in a situation like this and not just fucking leave?
>>25831359
>Be spess mehrine
>Purging some Chaos Marines in the name of the Emperor
>Chaos Marines do some weird shit with the warp
>suddenly surrounded by horse xenos
>filthy xenos talking shit
>calling YOU a xenos
>some white xenos insinuates you were having EXTREMELY heretical thoughts
>now running PURGE.exe
"Everything, from the stars in the sky to your filthy xenos backside, belongs to the God Emperor of Mankind. You filthy xenos will be purged in His name, and your world will be stripped of every last resource for the advancement of mankind's efforts to carry out the Emperor's divine will."
>>25836389
FOR THE EMPRAH
>>25833797
They are stupid, not racists, even with the Zigger episode the worst thy did was hide in the shadows and spread lies, they never actually saw themselves as superior or inferior
>>25835553
>Equestria as a whole is like this
>no matter where Anon goes he is always poorly received
>The only reason why he isn't banished for good is because the princesses see no reason why and don't want to ruin their own images by kicking the dead
>Anon is always expected to do bad things even though he dindu niffun
>>25836389
>Dirty monkeys actually think they are civilized
>Dirty monkeys actually think they are smart
>They actually believe they are more than just dirty monkeys
>They think their small brains mean anything
>They think they know where they came from and who they are
>Too stupid to figure out how to use magic
>Still see themselves as "muh master race, muh emprah" because will to live
>Think they are capable of defeating the great equestrian race
>>25831359
>Be the year 2056 AD
>Technology has progressed to the point where androids with artificial intelligence is now possible
>Be Anon, the AI specialist and android engineer working for Hasbro toy animatronics division
>Currently having problems with the Rarity prototype
>Somehow its AI is like that of Hasbro's Executives
>With the exception that it doesn't thinks that kids still say "cowabunga", and that the Safety Dance is still the latest dance craze
>Fucking Hasbro Execs
>You can only sigh, as the prototype continues to racially abuse you and your colleagues
>You command your internal nano machines to send a call to Hasbro's Chief Android Engineer to report
"Murray, its Anon. We're still having problems with the prototypes AI system, and we've tried everything but nothing worked...No...No...Murray, I mean EVERYTHING. We even tried to hit the fucking thing with rolled up newspapers as well!"
>Meanwhile, Rarity was telling Xen, your Chinese colleague what she thought of the American Republic of China
"Murray, look, we can't get this one on the product line. And, if I don't shut it down now, we're going to have one Hell of a lawsuit on our hands! ...Alright...Alright, Murray, we'll hang on until you call back...Right, see you soon"
>Hang up the call, before grabbing your wrench and throwing as hard as you can at Rarity, where it slumped to the floor
>Three months later, and you hang your head in shame, as you and your team began work on modifying the Rarity prototype for an entirely different purpose
>Since correcting Rarity's personality sub-routines was impossible, Murray had a brilliant idea that was immediately approved by Hasbro Execs
>Dominatrix Rarity, the pony mistress that all adults can enjoy!
>Sold with whips and chains, and comes clad in Dominatrix leather gear as well
>A single tear falls down your cheek, as you begin installing the modified synthetic horse pussy within its hip assembly.
>Fucking Hasbro...
>>25836389
>>25837067
>Is what we said until their Psykers showed up
>>25837165
Nice
>>25837067
FOOLISH WHORSE, THE WILLPOWER OF OUR MIGHTY EMPEROR, THE SAME WILLPOWER THAT KEEPS THE FOUL DENIZENS OF THE WARP FROM OVER TAKING OUR SOULS, IS THE WILL FOR HUMANITY TO CREATE, CRUSH AND CONQUER.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOUR PUNY 'MAGICS' WILL PROVE VICTORIOUS AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE, YOU MUST REASSESS YOUR RESOURCES.
THE TRUE MIGHT OF HUMANITY LIES NOT IN THE IMPERIAL NAVY, EVEN AS MILLIONS OF SPACE FARING SHIPS TRAVEL SILENTLY THROUGH THE VOID.
THE TRUE MIGHT OF HUMANITY LIES NOT IN THE MECHANCUS, WITH TITANS BREACHING THE VERY ATMOSPHERE OF THOUSANDS OF PLANETS.
THE TRUE MIGHT OF HUMANITY LIES NOT IN THE ADEPTUS ASTARES, THE BRAVE FEW SPACE MARINES WHO'S VERY HUMANITY IS QUESTIONABLE FOR THEIR MIGHT AND THEIR CUNNING IS BEYOND ANY MORTAL MAN.
NO.
THE TRUE MIGHT OF HUMANITY LIES WITH THE TRILLIONS OF MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER, THE IMPERIAL GUARD.
YOU MAY TRY TO FIGHT EACH BATTLE, AND YOU MAY SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY THROUGH THE SMOKE AND FLAMES IN THE AFTERMATH.
BUT THE FACT REMAINS, YOU WILL WAKE THE NEXT DAY KNOWING THAT YOUR POSITION WILL BE ASSAULTED ONCE AGAIN
AND IF ON THAT DAY, YOU ARE VICTORIOUS, YOU WILL KNOW THAT ON THE NEXT DAY YOU SHALL FACE THE SAME, AND ON THE NEXT AND THE NEXT AND THE NEXT UNTIL YOU FALTER FOR JUST ONE MOMENT AND YOU ARE OVERRUN.
WE ARE COMING
HUMANITY CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>25837205
>muh willpower
>muh friendship
You do realize that what ties your race together was created and perfect by us, right? For a proud race that claims be capable of beating the odds, you can barely stay together for 5 minutes without killing each other over something stupid.Equestria is a land of peace and freedom, a place all can trust each other, a place that gives the pony race reasons to feel proud in the first place, there is no need of illusions, fake courage, lies, because the pony race already won the war before it even starting, continue to defecate all over the floor while screaming like the savage you are, but your race will never, NEVER reach the level of cooperation and friendship the pony race has, even in a world where everybody is so different from each other, the pony race still manages to find a way to accept each other and be friends
>>25837426
Your country was founded on desperation at the verge of self-destruction.
One of your leaders became jealous regarding her duties and turned into a monster that tried to ruin your world.
You have a chaos god running loose.
There are monsters that need a symbiotic relationship with ponies to live that you shun instead of working with.
Your history hides dark secrets that you seem very eager to neglect, and demons ready to rip it apart.
Even ponies pit against each other from time to time.
You are not better than us, Twilight.
You are JUST LIKE US.
Barely related to the topic of this thread but is there a greentext of humans occupying equestria. Not war with equestria or space marine 40k genocide, but an occupation with collaborators, an insurgency, etc... ?
>>25831359
I learned long ago that questioning things will only make life more difficult.
Just sit back and enjoy your ride in life, also know that you can never experience an iota of what's happened in the universe. So much has happened and will happen, there's no way you could ever fit it all in your head.
>>25831359
It's ape you ignorant quadruped.
>>25837686
That's a terrible moral to hold. To never question yourself or others, to never be willing to endure pain, these lead to a stagnant life of unease and ignorance.
>>25832547
>"Yo Addy H you Mother-Fuhrer, this Stalingrad place isn't as bad as you made it out to be!"
>"Once we get rid of all these filthy bolsheviks out of the way, we can turn this place into a totally rad lake, just like you wanted!"
>"And I can set up my corn-dog stand right next to your architecture museum!"
God I should be writing my paper on Nazi Germany right now.
>>25838097
Write your paper like this greenDon't forget, Hitler did nothing wrong
>>25836389
Fuckin xenos talking shit
>unzips chainsword
>>25837635
Try lurkernon's guard pony cyoa. It starts at the beginning of a war, then moves into the occupation.
http://pastebin.com/8YtvprsS
Sgt. Anon is pretty good too.
>>25831385
this anon is right.
stop doing this.
>>25831393
sounds hot af
>>25832078
>smacking sounds
lel
>>25831408
writefigs pls
>>25832547
>implying Hitler, a traitor to his human species, would not be hanged like a little fucking jew
wait a minute
>>25835506
oi, das wut she said mane
>>25837024
It's a kid show, do you really think they'd go full raciss banter on it
>"I'll give these filthy beasts a reason to be xenophobic alright"
>>25840057
>>25840123
Great, now I have to watch Arby n The Chief.
