You all know the Bible is made of testaments, Old and New!
You've been told it's just those two parts, or only one, if you're a Jew!
But what if I were to tell you, there's a fresh Third Part out there!
Which was found by a hip new prophet, who had a little DONNY OSMOND FLAIR!
>>25822314
Mormonism is heretical.
>>25822460
>Would you rather be an abominable Jew then? If so, you have every right to go to hell!
>>25822475
The Inquisition grants to you a most gracious warning: cease all heretical activity and dogma, or have your entire town suffer Exterminatus.
>>25822558
You might as well just put down your guns, because they will not work against God's voodoo power! And if you don't get out of this village right now, he is going to command the Angel Moroni from the DEATH STAR to unleash the KRAKEN which will then launch Joseph Smith torpedoes from it's mouth of Christ... and turn you into a lesbian!
>>25822579
You will burn for your insolence, blasphemer.
EXTERMINATUS!
>>25822613
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE THAT SATAN HAS A HOLD OF YOU! I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE THAT THE LORD GOD HAS SENT YOU HERE! AND IIIIIII BELIEEEVE! THAT IN 1978, GOD CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!
You can be a Mormon! And a Mormon just BELIEEEEEEEEEVES!
what
>>25822314
>>25822475
>>25822579
>>25822628
>shimmerfag falseflagging
Nothing to see here folks.
>>25822971
THAT JUST LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS AND STAR WARS, THE BIBLE IS A TRILOGY TOO! AND IF YOU DON'T READ OR SEE PART III, IT WILL ALL BE CONFUSING TO YOU!
>>25823022
Why would Joseph Smith lie? He's a prophet!
>>25823022
Yeah, no true Glimmerfag is this autistic. On the plus side, he's posting some adorable screencaps from best premier, so he has my blessing and probably God's.
>>25823139
Of course no one else is like this! Those were CHRISTIANS! We're Mormons!
So, Sunset is Catholic, Trixie is Protestant, and Starlight is Mormon?
>>25823400
Yes I am!
I am a Mormon! From Joseph Smiths book! I earned alot of money that got stolen by the folks! Now I'm broke, and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes! But now I'm here! The super-attendant of Avenue Q!
Oh wait, wrong song.
ALL AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>25823464
Do Mormons get to have multiple wives?
>>25823510
That was only back in the day where we had to grow big mormon families, now we only have one!
This thread brings a smile to my stupid face.
>page 8
bumping this shitty thread to show newfags what a quality thread looks like :^)
>>25822314
TOD DEN GLIMMERFAGS!
>>25822475
STERBEN SIE SCHWEIN
>>25822579
GLIMMERFAG UNTERGEHEN!
>>25822628
BRAUCHST DU STERBEN
>>25823043
TOD!
>>25824097
>>25824151
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>>25824224
Equality always triumphs over fascism.
>>25824295
at least you are a commie, not a glimmerfag
>>25824326
kek
>>25823139
>implying
>>25824326
I love Starlight Glimmer, too.
>>25824530
TOD!
