>"Oh, Anon. You're so unhappy."
>"I know you've been hurting for so long, Sweetheart, but it's going to be okay."
>"It will pass."
>"And I'll be here with you until it does."
>>25818525
Any other time this prompt would work, but. Why the fuck are you so tan? You're already fucking orange. How did you even manage a tan you orange fuck?!
>>25818525
I've got alcohol, so I'm not unhappyfor the moment.
>>25818525
>then Anon wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream
>tfw
>>25818539
That's just what a sun tan does to her, Anon.
>>25818525
Jesus Christ I just stubbed my toe calm the fuck down.
>>25818525
>tfw she's gone just as you're happy
>>25818525
"Yeah, sure. That's what the last one said."
>>25818525
It will pass?
IT WILL PASS!
I've got diagnosed with terminal liver cancer!
>>25818525
>"It will pass."
I hope so, I have a kidney stone.
>>25818525
Daww, thanks sunny bunny :3
>>25820278
>"S-so do I, Anon..."
>"We can be cancer buddies."
>>25820319
... ehh.
Let us do it like in the movie "Knocking on Heaven's door" then. Steal a million, spend the money on having an awesome two weeks, have as much sex as possible and visit the ocean one more time before I die at the beach.
>>25820345
>"I would like that, Anon..."
>"I would like that a lot."
>"Now hold me..."
>>25818525
Thanks Sunset, you're such a good friend. I'm glad that we have this close bond of friendship, even closer than siblings, so platonic that we could sleep in the same bed and never even think about touching or kissing.
Wow, I really needed that.
>>25818525
No thanks. I am a contrarian, so my misery doesn't love company.
>>25818525
Whatever.
>>25818525
t-thanks...
