Why is Celestia so big?
She is a big mare
>>25813016
UUUU
>>25813016
shit we need a plane behind them.
>>25813016
She's a human wearing a pony costume.
>>25813016
Equestrian ponies are like snakes. They never stop growing, just slow down. It only stands to reason she's large, and since Discord is even older than her, he's bigger.
>inb4 snake pones.
>>25813016
Why are you so small?
>>25813016
the bigger the betterCelestia is the best pony
>>25813036
4 u
She's getting ready to bring friends.
>>25813036
For you.
>>25813016
Uhhh you don't get to bring friendship.
>>25813053
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1401/04/1401047353176.swf
DO IT FOR HIM.
>>25813553
Fucking beautiful.
>>25813658
4 Op
>>25813016
She's an amazon.
>>25813016
Starswirl, I'm Celestia.
You don't get to bring friendship.
>They work for the baker. The pink pony.
Ponk?
Get 'em on the chariot, I'll scroll it in.
Why are you in the middle of my friendship?
The flight plan I just sent to my castle lists me, my guards, Starswirl here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to talk first! Who paid you to grope Starswirl?
He didn't get to the moon so good! Who's next?
TELL ME ABOUT PINKIE! WHY DOES SHE GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTIES? LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A PART-TIME ASSISTANT!
>Or perhaps they're wondering why you would feed a pony a banana before sending them to the moon.
Wisepony, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
>Nopony cared who I was until I started taking numbers. Who I am does not matter. What matters is my baked goods.
If I told Mr. Cakes he got cucked by his wife, would he die?
>It would be extremely painful.
He's a tall stallion.
>FOR YOU.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Of course, silly! Starswirl refused my cupcakes in favor of yours. I needed to know what he told you about our goods.
>NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING!
Why not just ask him?
>He would not have told us.
You have your methods.
>Him, I need diabetic. You present no such problem.
Well congratulations, you just got caught. What's the next step of your master plan?
>BREAKING THIS FOURTH WALL, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>25813847
amazing
