This guy in equestria, what happens?
>>25806228
he fucks his blue eyes white dragon?
>>25806236
Can we not go one post with it involving sex?
>>25806259
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,FAGGOT.
>>25806259
where do you think you are, friend
>>25806228
>filename
I don't get it
>>25806228
...I think Dakari King Mykan wrote a fanfic like that.
Also...
Seto: Great. Of all the places in the multiverse I land in Tea Gardner Land.
>>25806269
a shame anon now you'll get banned
oh well
>>25806228
someone pulls a 5 or something and the thread is derailed
>>25806228
Can this shitty meme please be done?
>>25806289
this is a meme?
>>25806259
u wot
>>25806228
I dunno some kind of games
Involving cards
>>25806259
>"Oh, you must be a human, welcome to equestria, My name is Twilight Sparkle."
> she says in a pleasent tone, much to seto's lack of care
> "Hi there, I'm spike."
> seto's eyes drift downward only to be greeted by something he never expected to see in person
> a dragon
> he takes off his pants and twilight struggles to keep him from raping spike
> her efforts were in vain as the sounds of spike's moans of pain could be heard across equestriaYou're new here aren't you?
Vegeta enters Equestria, what happens?
>>25806228
>The only one in Equestria with any cards
>The only one who can play the game
>Kills self because no dueling
A short visit. At least he'd technically be the best duelist there.
>>25806228
Giantdad comes out of nowhere to emphasize how retarded and arbitrary this crossover is, then proceeds to pwn the fuck out of him with his chaos 2-hander, before returning to Lordran to pwn more filthy casuls
op's fat mother is in equestria, what happens?
>>25806332
Rest in Pizza, Equestria
>>25806338
kek
Spider-man
Rapeman is in Equestria
well guess we all know what happens
>>25806368
Anon succeeds in his lifelong goal of cummimg inside rainbow dash?
>>25806379
This?
>>25806379
not just inside rainbow dash, he cums in every living creature that exists
>>25806310
>>25806264
>>25806266
>LE NEW XD
Why do I even come here. Everything always revolve around sex. I know I'm on the virgin board but fuck, can you fuckers be creative or live just a minute without touching your dick ?
>>25806406
I'd find that pretty hard
yeah
mostly
>>25806395
Even himself?
>>25806428
well.......why not
>>25806424
damn dude
>>25806432
I mean I suppose he could go find the snooze. That's pretty much Anon canonized.
>>25806445
Smooze*
I hate autocorrect
>>25806228
Puppies start dying rapidly as he can't stop smiling
>"Sir, why are you trying to tame that dragon to be your steed? That's dangerous."
>"Screw the rules! I have money!"
>>25806228
Card Games become the go-to method for dealing with any kind of dispute.
ANY.
KIND.
Within a year or two, Duel Monsters has been reproduced, and Equestria's first Duel Academy is constructed soon afterwards.
>>25806592
>New villain arrives
>Rainbow Power isn't working
>Crystal Heart has failed
>Elements of Harmony are fucking useless
>All else fails, CARD GAMES FOR THE FATE OF EQUESTRIA.
>Villain loses, and accepts their defeat gracefully/loses and is FUCKING OBLITERATED because Duel Monsters are magic now I guess/tries to attack Kaiba but the duel bought enough time for the Mane 6's next biggest Deus Ex Machina to charge up and fuck the villain's shit up six ways from Sunday.
Did I cover all my bases?
>>25806637
You forgot that the season finale will then also span around 6 episodes because of dueling now.
>>25806655
Oh shit, that's right.
>>25806685
And somewhere down the line Seto will also claim that all the magic he is seeing is just an illusion or trick.
... okay, now I want to see Seto vs Trixie.
>>25806592
But what aboutCARD GAMESON MOTOR BIKES?
>>25806714
That is reserved for EqG4
>>25806708
No way brah. The episodes would slow down tremendously over their ego-measuring monologues.
AHH, CELESTIA! NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HER
>>25806724
would still be entertaining as fuck
>>25806746
If that were real, /a/ would be screaming
FILLER
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>>25806714IN EQUESTRIA
>>25806259
BLIMY
>>25806714
>>25806957
so near and yet so far
>>25806406
This is a fetishist board, dumbass.
/mlp/ is a bizarre combination of /a/, /b/, /c/, /co/, /d/, /f/, /k/, /int/, /v/, /x/, etc etc... but with ponies.
If you don't like it, FUCK OFF.
Everything must involve sex in here except if you like to have platonic love for ponies which has it's own occasional containment thread too.
>>25807042
>everything must involve sex here
That's just lazy, and no you can't really generalize what /mlp/ is, because it changes overtime, from the pre-scruffening to the flavor of the month topic. Just because prompts ask for boring overdone sex doesn't mean you we can't be bothered to be more original.
>>25807076
So you don't want to fuck a pony in the asshole?
Holy shit ,anon , I thought I was a faggot but even I pale in comparison to you.
Anyways if you want a character from Yugi Oh or whatever in a cross-over with MLP and don't want it to become some sarcastic homo erotic shit for giggles it will turn into pure autism, or worse a fucking general.
>>25807114
Of course we'd fuck a pony straight onwith consent.
The problem is that it gets old expecting the same old responses that we see every other thread that involves phallic penetration in the canine position for the sole purpose of satisfactory intercourse. (results may vary)
>>25807157
Then why won't YOU try to write some fantastic shit to be an example for everyone.
It wouldn't be bad if we had some 'Humanity fuck yeah'-tier -form /tg/- stories to read or writefag.
