>"Oh what's the matter Anon, are you scared?"
"I just don't think we should be down here all alone in the basement like this-"
>"Oh whats the matter, are you scared? Afraid if we do this we'll see a spooky ghost? Ghosts aren't real Anon! I'm just trying to have some fun ok, it's all just pretend, we won't be in any real danger, now come on."
>>25806187
>ouiji board
>unicorn
I smell a ruse
enjoy your soon to be new attachment glimglam
>>25806199
do it in the dark, watch for glowing horn
it's gonna be spoopy
>>25806187
GLIMMER PLEASE I WANT TO GO HOME
Why is there a colorful talking horse with a horn on it's head in my basement? Shit's 2spooky3me
>>25806187
"So magic exists in this world alright, but ghosts aren't real? I smell bullshit, Glimglam."
>"Yes Anon, ghosts are justsp00kytales for little fillies. You're not the little filly, are you?"
"I'm not against being one, really, it's just..."
>Glimmer puts your hand on the planchette
>"Come on Nonnymous, don't be a party pooper."
"Your face is a pooper."
>She didn't reply, and instead put her hoof beside your hand
>You both start moving the planchette around
>"Anon, ask the spirits a question!"
>She says with a slight chuckle
"Urgh."
>You turn your view to the board
"Yo boardy-beardy-board, are the spirits present here?"
>The planchette flied out of your hands, and zipped towards the letters
"What?"
>Glimsglem's face was capable of only a smug grin
>Y
>E
>S
>Y
>O
>U
>S
>H
>I
>T
>H
>E
>A
>D
>>25806397
>your face is a pooper
>>25806397
"The fuck?"
>"Looks like the Board doesn't like you, Anon."
>Planchette stops at "YES"
"Fuck off, board."
>"NO"
>"U"
>You look at Starlight
"Are you doing this?"
>"Nope."
>You grip her horn with your hand, stopping the flow of magic
>"A-ah!"
>She shivered, but didn't resist
"Yo Ouija!"
>Planchette points at 7
>Oh, you get it!
"I don't get it."
>Glimmer's smile becomes bigger than your dick
"So it isn't you?"
>"Of course Anon!"
>You scatter the board and leave the basement
"Yeah fuck you guys then."Continue? Y/N
>>25806566
Dubs confirm. you must continue
>>25806577
Dubs confirm the confirmation.
>>25806588
dubs confirmed the confirmation of the confimation.
continue
>>25806606
This
>>25806519
>>25806543
>>25806557
>>25806560
>As you leave Glim's house you hear clopping of her hooves
>"Oh come on Anon, lets play another game!"
>Hm, maybe she'll get something decent this time?
"Alright, what do you have?"
>"Mouse trap, Dragon Strike, Shark Attack..."
>She stops for a moment to look you in the eyes
>"Dreamphone..."
>Nope, you ain't havin' that shit
"What was the first one?"
>"What, Mouse Trap?"
"Yeah."
>"Sure."
>Why the fuck are you playing in her basement again
>Is there really no place for games upstairs?
"Lets set this shit up, shall we?"
>"Hell yeah."
"What did you just say?"
>"Uh... Um... Nothing."
>She stops
"You just said 'hell yeah', did I hear that right?"
>"Um... Yes."
"Awesome."
>You continue setting up the trap
>"W-what?"
"Yeah it's great that you ain't like these village ponies."
>"S-so we can become friends?"
>What?
"Uh... I guess so."
>Her eyes shine
>GlimGlam lets out an adorable squee
>Hnng
>>25806645
>inb4 pic related happens later on
>>25806645
Theres nothing scary that will happen in the basement because ghosts don't exist.
>>25806645
>>25806692
This. I can't see this story actually getting spooky.
>>25806738
Ghosts literally don't even fucking exist, they're make-believe. Anyone who believes in ghosts or paranormal activity is retarded.
>>25806645
This story better end up for sexual
>>25806794
It will.
I mean, whats the worst that could possibly happen?
Literally the only direction this can go is sex.
>>25806692
I initially wanted to go all Ghostbusters on this, but looks like it's going "Silly Glimmer learning what friendship is"
>>25806676
Patience, Anon
>>25806645
>Even though she's kinda wierd when you two are alone, Starlight is hella fun
>You set up the trap
"Put the mouse in there."
>"Here it comes!"
>A little plastic mouse comes out of the box and levitates under the cage
"Yeah it's gonna be fun."
"Crank it up."
>The lever on the wheel spins, enveloped in purple magic
>There it goes
>
>After 300 more times cranking that shit up
>
>"Are you going to come tomorrow, Nonnymous?"
"Yeah, why not. I've got nothing to do on weekends anyways."
>She hoofbumps in the air
>"Yes!"
>Oh that's fuckin' sweet
>Now you gotta grab something from the market till it's dark, you're fucking starving
>On the next morning, Saturday
"Yo GlimGlam!"
>Knock knock
>The door instantly opens, in front of you is creepily smiling Starlight Glimmer
>"H-hi Anon!"
"What's up?"
>"I've been getting ready! Do I look good?"
"Yeah, great as always. What I meant is, what's up with that smiling?"
>"Isn't this how friends greet each other?"
"Uh, a normal smile is enough."
>She lowers her creepiness level to about 70%
>You're comfortable around her at 25%
"Maybe a little bit less, Starlight."
>She settles on her trademark playful smirk
>Adorableness to 80%
"Alright, lets go inside, huh?"
>"Yeah, Anon."
>She steps to the side
>As you step inside,
>"I have something I think you might like, Nonny."
>...
"Like what?"
>"Does SSBM ring a bell?"
>>25806824
Thats cool, it's not like you could really make this scary anyway.
Just write smut like a good little writefag, that's all you're good for.
>>25806187
Speaking as someone who lives in a legit haunted house, the best advice I can give you Glimmy, is don't fuck with Ouija boards. You don't know what you're gonna get or how to send it back. Just don't.
>>25806922
That's bullshit, what are you implying is out there?
Ghosts, demons? It's not real anyway, it's all inventions of Hollywood.
>>25806929
>inventions of hollywood
>ancient stories and myths aren't real!!1!!1
I mean, ghosts are bullshit yeah, but you gotta be fucking retarded to think hollywood made that shit up.
>>25806929
>>25806966
After you've had TV's turn on and off on their own, music from nowhere of the sort the previous owner listened to, and had a banana flung at your mother, you kind of lose your ability to deny the existence of ghosts.
>>25806886
>that's all you're good for
;_;
>>25806824
>Hell fucking yes
>You won the BO5 going 3-2
"That's what you get for questioning my fingers."
>"How do you have a reaction time this quick?"
"Your magic has a response time 4ms higher than my fingers, giving the competetive edge."
>"That's bullshit."
>She crosses her front legs, sitting on her hinds and turns away from you
>Awww
>You drop the controller and place your hand on her shoulder
"Hey, you can do a lot more things better than me."
>"L-like what?"
>Her voice just cracked
>Aww, Glimmy doesn't like when someone is better at something than her
"Well, you have magic, that's a first."
>Uh...
>What else?
>Fuckshitcuntassbitch
"And uhh... You're cute..."
>"Huh?"
>Her tensed shoulder softens suddenly
>Shit, looks like you have to do it
>Not like you don't like it, but...
>Alright, you're doing it
>You wrap your arms around her from behind on shoulder level
"Come on, Glimglam."
>>25807004
Actually, I've experienced plenty of "paranormal" things like that, but as a scetpic I prefer to analyse the situation and come to a more logical conclusion. There is always an explanation for everything.
>>25807004
I helped a friend move across state lines to get out of a haunted house.
>>25807019
Speaking as a someone who engages in the skeptical approach to such things myself, I have drawn blanks on non-paranormal explanations. I'm not saying it's supernatural however, merely that we don't yet understand the science behind such things. It doesn't mean that there isn't any; the laws of nature do not depend on us understanding them to work. Hell, we're not even 100% sure how ASPIRIN works.
>>25807015
>You're hugging a cute pony after playing whole day at her house
>She's warm, soft, Glim's pink fur feels like silk under your fingers
>Starlight leans back at you, resting her head on your chest
>"I'm not pushing it too much, am I?"
>qt
"No you're not, cutie."
>She winks at you
>"Don't trigger me, Nonny."
>Your heart is going to explode by the end of this day
Aite gotta go, will continue when I get back home. Gl&Hf bois
>>25807107
Wowie I'm starting to like this pone
That ain't right is it anons
Is it?
>>25807052
Paranormal doesn't mean unnatural, just extra-normal. Also aspirin works by soaking up the foul humours that cause headaches. Like charcoal. Or leeches.
>>25807146
I don't see anything wrong with that, Anon
>>25807256
>Paranormal doesn't mean unnatural, just extra-normal
Exactly!
>>25807268
But anon isn't she a meme pony
This story just makes her too lovable for me
>>25807146
I didn't like her at first too, but really thinking how qt she could be, clueless about real friendship and relationships, also that face >>25807107
Anons, pls gimme some comfy music for writing, my pack is running low
>>25807393
Do you think she would accept a human as a friend?
>>25807393
comfy music incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA
>>25807548
Yeah, it's good for Twi to know that Glimmy accepts everyone as they are, not in a commie-you're-not-one-of-us manner
>>25807564
Dude, not that comfy, that's too comfy
>>25807626
ok how about this, this the right amount of comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNYcqj8A1Tg
>>25807625
Hmm but wouldn't she be scared or repelled by a strange new creature?
>>25807702
Other ponies don't care, why would she?
>>25807658
Eh, thanks, not really a fan of that kind of stuff though
I guess I need some more Interpol then
>>25807107
"So, what are we going to do now?"
>"I don't know."
>Well, it's not like you have the whole day to thi--
>"I just want to be with you like this."
>Starlight tries digging deeper into your shirt
>No progress
"Hm, I wonder..."
>"Mhm?"
"Will you return to your village someday?
>She shivers, before replying
>"I think... No."
>"I hope, at least. Princess Twilight gave me a home, and... A hope?"
"A hope for what?"
>"For a brighter future than a grey village where everyone is the same."
>Starlight tries to laugh it off
>"Celestia, I was so stupid then."
"Well you're not now, right?
>"Yeah."
>...
>"I wouldn't even dare to think about a scene like this a month ago."
>What scene?
"What scene?"
>"A human, being with me in Ponyville, where I live now."
>You chuckle
>"And you know what? It feels good. You know, being a normal pony."
>She turns herself in your hands to face you
>"And you hugging me like that feels good."
>But you don't know how to feel about this
>You liked her, yeah, but it seems like GlimGlam likes you in a different way
>Is this how having a gf feels like?
>tfw you never had one
>>25807866
>Is this how having a gf feels like?
>tfw you never had one
>>25807866
Love is a strange emotion not something you can feel everyday
But its a good one fills you with joy and makes you want to stay with other person forever
Our brain is a biological miracle for letting us feel something so great
Yet we call it by a simple word
LOVEthanks for reading my blog post
>>25807866
>She pressed her head against your chest more, hugging you back
>Cuddly GlimGlamStarLam
>She was wierd at first, but now, when you know her better, she's the cutest pony you've met>And considering you spent a lot of time with Fluttershy, that's saying a lot
>Maybe all this commie stuff's been playing on her nerves
>And hiding
>And having no friends for all her life
>Yeah, you shouldn't really think about that right now
>At this moment your priorities must be on the little lost pony who needs hugging therapy
>And you ain't Anon if you're not giving it to her right fuckin' now
"Is this what you wanted, Glimmy?"
>She sighs deeply
>"I never hugged anypony like that... And I know why."
"Huh?"
>"You're the only one who deserves it, Anon."
"To be honest, this is pretty much my first time too."
>Starlight raises her head
>"Really?"
"Yeah."
>"Can you... Tell me about the place where you lived? Before Equestria."
"Not the best memories, I can tell you that."
>"Was it that bad?"
>Was it?
"Nah. Just Equestria is /much/ better."
"It's the only place I can hug a pony as cute as you are."
>>25808071
I should really put all this stuff in a pastebin.
Also good morning nor/mlp/eople
>>25808082
Thanks for writing much appreciated by me
>>25807107
HHRRR MY FUCKING BONER
>>25808082
Bam
http://pastebin.com/bqyUGJ2e
>>25808092
You're welcomeFirst "thank you" I got in 2 years of writing >tfw
>>25808185
Heh its just something nice to read to kill strss
Iim same guy who wrote this>>25807915
>>25808222
Check'd
>>25808071
I like your green
>>25808071
Story a cute, pls no smut.
>>25800864
>>25808071
>"You're not just saying it, are you?"
"Nope; I mean everything I said just now. You're the cutest pony I've ever met."
>Starlight is now a red-coated pony
>"Ah... Anon."
>You feel her hot breath on your neck
>feelsgood.jpg
"Hm?"
>"I don't feel like anypony would approve of what I want to do right now..."
"What?"
>She quickly leans over to you, pressing her warm lips to yours
>""What the fuck?""
>Shut up, Humanity, it's a revolution
>Heart gotta take over, he hasn't seen any action for a long time
>She stands up on her hind legs to reach to you comfortably
>Makes some room to move closer to her
>You wrap your legs around her
>And feel something on the floor
>It's... A liquid?
>Just like that? You thought you'd need something more than just hugging to get Starlight going
>Well, seems like she /really/ likes you>And the fact that she never had a special somepony just drives you insane[/spoiled]
>There you are, in complete silence, kissing a pony
>Starlight Glimmer, for fucks sake
>And you're goddamn loving itI think I'll take a break here. Need to sketch up some stuff, play some ASSFAGGOTS and wank to Starlight. CheersWhat do you guys think so far?
>>25808410
Whoops.I'll do a SFW version when we get to the good stuff then
>>25808323
Danke.
>>25808437
>play some ASSFAGGOTS
Absolutelyacceptable
My plans for the day are pretty much the same.
>>25808437
What I think so far is that it's getting kinda hot in there
Honestly its not about starlight being a virgin but fact that sensual sex between two loving persons rather than sex full of fetishes
In other words vanilla is a real fuckin turn on for me
>>25808561
This to be honest mi familia
>>25808561
Who said anything about sex? ^:)
>>25808544>Absolutely acceptableThat Dota update tho
>>25808649Wait which ASSFAGGOTS are we talking about here. I meant the other ASSFAGGOTS. DoTA is pretty sick though, I like your cosmetic system.
>>25808649
Don't tease me
Ain't nice
B-baka
>>25808658Played most of 'em since 2005, Dota is still the best one. I know you burgerfags play LoL only, though.
>>25808904
I'm playing some good ol'l Freespace 1 and 2
best space simulations ever
>>25808904
doesn't have to be right i have a indian friend who plays LoL
>>25809072
Dude there's like 65 bazillion players (c) Rito
And ofc he plays it, Valve doesn't have any Indian servers
It'd be a shame for this to die
bump
>>25808437
>She breaks the kiss; her eyes filled with lust, cheeks blushing deep red
>She's ready to go
>"A-ahnon... Can we... You know?"
>She becomes even redder
>And readier
>But...
>Do you really want to fuck a horse?>Hell yeah
>Is this horse that you want to fuck Starlight Glimmer?>Of-fucking-course
>Then what's the problem?
>"Anon?"
"Uh... um. Can't we just be here together a little longer? I don't like rushing this stuff."
>Fuck
>You do not, I said YOU DO NOT turn down a horny pony
>B-but Dick, she's always horny
>Cause she's a unicorn
>...
>Nice one, asshole
>Starlight can't believe what you just said
>Well, she didn't exactly know how these things went, but what she knew is that she wanted it, and wanted it /now/
>You feel guilty now
>You get her looking at you again
"Hey, prettyface, what's up?"
>"I don't know, I just..."
>Tears start forming in Glimm's eyes
>You know what she needs
>A cuddle therapy
>You grap her, hugging this little pony as hard as you can
"Don't you dare crying on my watch, Starlight."
>You felt like shit for making her want to cry, though
>And you felt responsible for her
>You wanted to keep her beside you, never letting go of your pretty little pony
>""Yeah, you're fucking done for, Anon. You went full retard.""
>Shut up Humanity, there none of you left
>Is it a good thing though?
>>25809812
Forgot the picWhy is there no "No Anthro" filter on Derpibooru
>>25809840
Why am I so STUPID
>>25809840
You forgot pic again hahayeah yeah no need to rush it better build up tension that makes it sexier
Ouija board opens portal to Thingpone thread...
>>25763796
Thingpone emerges and eats silly equalhorse
>>25809888
Nice trips
but don't funpost here
>>25809812
>Anon turning down hot steamy sex with hot steamy pony
>>25809991
Surely it'll all be fixed he's just teasing us
>>25810027
surely writefag will deliver
>>25809812
>>25806187
>ouiji board
Those work on a glitch in the motor cortex.
Same idea with this one. Put your hands together, interlocking your fingers. Put your index fingers up into the air. They will come together on their own
>>25809812
I think we all know what's going on here
anon can't write sex so he's trying to slip his way out of this
clever very clever
don't let him do that though
>>25809991
>>25810027
>>25810082
>>25810100
>>25810154
>Plebs would rather read cliche smut scene than have a cute and innocent Glimmer story.
>>25810908
Then why not write smut for fags like me
and re do a sfw story with glimmer cuddles
>>25810908
Doesn't mean he should stop doing his own thing
>>25809812
Kiss the pretty pony
