Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here now!
>>25796430
What few tales come out of the snowy months in Equestria are usually incidental to the turning of the seasons or tied to a holiday. That, or cold climates, but that's not related to the time of year so much. It could just be that the temperatures keep public troubles, or that tensions are fewer with more free time and celebrations going on. At any rate, winter coolness is something most ponies seem to really enjoy!Will it go off wholly normally with Discord around, though? Even when he's not spoiling for trouble, he's still got that mischievous streak.
>>25793626
Previous thread
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>boop
Filly thread
>>25799678
Thanks Isaac
>>25799685
season 5 really sucks
>>25799678
>Will it go off wholly normally with Discord around, though?
>it starts raining icebergs
>>25799695
Maybe he got his cutie mark after the empire reappeared
>>25799678
those are some very pretty horses
>>25799685
So I haven't watched the 2nd half of season 5 yet. Should I marathon them or spread em out?
REMEMBER THAT TIME FLYINGSAUCER HAD TO CLOTHE A PONY
>>25799711
>>25799729
He's a menace
>>25799727
MARATHON THE PONY
>>25799722
Or maybe he had it the whole time and does not equate to nuclear physics
>>25799729
SHUT UP ANON
THAT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU REMINDING ME
>>25799740
Well maybe you're a dodo head, stop ruining my headcanon
>>25799746
1500 bits to remove dress, goy.
>>25799739
I haven't marathoned pony on my own since I first got into the show almost 5 years ago.
I can't believe I'm saying 5 years now.
>>25799759
That was nothing less than horse extortion
clothing was literally taking ponies hostage and demanding a ransom for their release
I told you horse clothes were evil
I warned you
>>25799746
You then paid a pimp to declothe said pony.
You sick fuck.
>>25799736
Objection
look at how much cuter that tinyhorse is
just look at her
>>25799727
You have probably around a year wait till the next pony.
Just space them out a bit to shorten the hiatus for yourself.
I drew a thing.
She really needs an extensive dental plan.
>>25799787
I'll have other things to keep me busy like schoolwork to kill sometime in between. As well as other shows too,but I'll consider your option.
>>25799783
No, I had to pay a ransom
a ransom for the hostage to be released
I am still mad about the whole situation
>>25799803
I like the emotion in itow, damn
>>25799790
Hello tiny filly
Do you need something?
Is necropone quest continuing?
>>25799815
No I am board of it
>>25799803
I had no idea they played Baseball in England.
>>25799806
>I am still mad about the whole situation
Like, meme mad or actually mad?
Because if I remember correctly, 1500 bits are nothing in that game.
>>25799784
Yeah she is
That will be me one day
>>25799823
Probably actual anger considering it's probably autistic rage.
>>25799803
Does she have a lucky pair of panties she wears for big games?
>>25799823
its the principle of it anon
I didn't want anything to do with the whole system, same with the equestria girls danece thing
That one did not suck me into a dress infested black hole of horse despair against my wishes though
>>25799824
Sure anon, you can be the little collar wearing filly but I get to be the collar wearing stallion, its only fair
>>25799837
She has a lucky plaster she uses to cover her horse bits.
>>25799837
She has one.
But she doesn't wear them.
She does... something else with them before the same.
>>25799855
Why is that mint horse so angry
Why does this make me unf?
>>25799864
Twilight took all of her ready ham.
RAINBOW IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
The new Star Wars movie was actually really good.
>>25799843
We can even trade collars
We'll be good friends
>>25799891
That sounds pretty rad actually
I could imagine amassing a collection of them
>>25799888
I wanna hold her hoo ooo oof
I was tempted to get that pony game on my tablet.
Now I wish I did...
So I could send FS dresses and watch him REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25799858
Does she give them to her special somepony and say "You can give them back to me, if I win the game"?
>>25799803
SHE'LL GET ONE WITH HER SCHOLARSHIP
qt colts
>>25799962
These three are my favorites
>>25799962
Thanks for showing us what not to post
>>25799903
don't be a villain, anonymous
>>25799962
>>25799962
>Colt Brain
>qt
uhh, you don't get to bring friends
>>25799962
qt fillies
>>25799967
I like that. I like nice pictures of colts.
I think Colt Train is pretty cute
fillies > colts
>>25799989
I like you
>>25799995
I want to fill that filly
With happiness
>>25799992
Don't listen to the haters, hes a cute pone
>>25799995
No changelings allowed
>>25800021
Super cute
NOBBY
MORE NECROPONE QUEST WHEN
Safe Solo is my favourite artist
>>25800021
He'd be cuter as filly train
>>25800050
>not UNOPT
>>25799905She just sniffs them, for good luck.
>>25799995
fillies + colts
>>25799992
I'd run a train on that colt.
Which background filly is the cutest?
I vote this one.
>>25800057
Nice meme.
>>25800089
That one or Filly McStrong
>>25800089
Strongfilly
>>25800089
You would be correct in that vote placement
We need more stallion with little fillies
>>25800089
Tornado filly
She gives great blow jobs
And by that I mean she can use her wings to blow little tornados on you
>>25800089
I prefer berry filly
>>25800117
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/5/618198.png
>>25800117
Yeah, we do
>>25800120
FIVE
The ponies keep breaking into song, it's super cute but I'm trying to nap.
>>25800132
>those hind legs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ONE YEAR
>>25800137
Tell them to sing a song about shutting up
>>25800132
Oh my goodness she's such a little cutie holy shit it's so adorable
>>25800132
dude she'll just yank that candy out with her magic
that's a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea
>>25800137
Tell them they're cute when they're not using their voice.
>>25800126
That's a cute colt
>>25800166
nigga do you seriously think a little fillys magic is strong enough to do any damage
the majority of adult unicorns arent even strong enough to do anything major
>>25800117
Hope isn't a filly, she is an adult mare with petite body. The dream of any filly fiddler
>>25800190
>>25800202
>the majority
>THE MAJORITY
>didn't watch the finale
>>25800209
Filly wants to play Bubsy.
>>25800202
>>25800217
>Implying little fucks get any candy.
>>25800244
>>25800244
I'm a filly and I'm constantly getting filled with candy
>>25800266
Post your butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDFnDr81JQ&feature=player_embedded
>>25800290
>Those flutes.
Muh famine.
Filly found out you ate a filly once and is now trying to escape.
>>25800313
N-now postyour hoofsies
>>25800364
>>25800412
>>25800426
>Starlight singlehandedly made the bullies stop harassing Fluttershy and made her get two new boyfriends with a single speech
>>25800426
fluttershy sure does love being touched
>>25800426
These episodes were so good for foal stuff.
>you will never be the little filly
>>25800457
Fluttershy is a very affectionate mare.
>>25800494
>you will never get a crush on a colt
>you will never steal glances when you can
>you will never find out that he feels the same way about you
>he will never kiss you
>you will never kiss him back
>you will never cuddle with your new colt bf
>>25800505
fluttershy is also a boopslut
>>25800517
DID YOU JUST CALL MY WAIFU A SLUT?!?!
>>25800538
yes
>>25800538
deal with it nerd
she's also a cuddleslut
>>25800538
Get your combat shotty and .50 cal.
>>25800517
>Last comic issue just flat out forgets about the other villains and Queen chrysalis and her army.
Fucking bunch of hack fraud writers.
>>25800568
>He thought the comic would include an actually competent villain.
>>25800494
I'd rather be a colt.
GENTLEMENdiamond tiara is a cute filly
>>25800588
Be my coltfriend
now
>reading the comics
>>25800592
silver spoon is cuter
>>25800575
>noices
Filly is humping your colt to show dominance over him.
>>25800595
>>25800592
The cutest.
Spoon a best.
>>25800617
Good. Filly>colt, and should remind him of that whenever possible.
>you will never throw firecrackers at the flower trio
>>25800603
Only because she cheats and has glasses.
>you will never cuddle the flower trio while they scream over said firecrackers
>>25800667
Why is she such a seductress?
>>25800666
>They are also screaming about the cuddling.
SHES AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS
>open door
>see this
>what do
>>25800735
close door
>"-and so, since Anon is not a pony, our laws do not apply to him."
>>25800764
this is just about the worst decision you've ever made.
>>25800735
Worship her ponut.
>>25800764
that's racist
>>25800735
Kill her because mistletoe is poisonous
>>25800764
>all the fillies lost their pureness that night
>>25800764
I'm going to fondle so many ponies.
>>25800764
>all the ponies rape Anon
>>25800494
It is simply the worst feeling.
I hate waking up every morning only to have my mirror remind that i'm not a filly.
And i will never be a filly.
Anon, show me the best filly!
>>25800853
>>25800853
>>25800047
>>25799815
hourish?
>>25799820
boi don't play this
mlpg is dead.
>>25800871
yesss
>>25800853
>>25800866
>>25800868
Is that the best thou can do?
As a free pony, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Hayliner"!
>>25800853
>>25800884
>>25800853
>>25800903
>gloomy surrounded by balls
I don't get it
Hugging ponyAll four of pony's legs hugging you at the same time
>>25800932
she's in a ball pit
>>25800943
shouldn't she be like fuckhuge right now
>>25800940
>you will never hug a pony and give them eskimo kisses
>>25800898
Pre-cutie mark, maybe
>>25800954
What a cuddly little purple
How would you redeem Lightning Dust?
>>25800977
Dick up the ass
oh hey it was weaver's birthday some time ago
>>25800988
nobody asked but thanks for the info I guess
Equestria Entrance Exam
Complete the following sentence:
Pony should ____ ____.
>>25801018
eat cake.
>A-anon?! Why are you touching my cutie marks?
>>25801034
jam collarbone deep into ponut
>>25801018
suck penis
>>25800977
She did nothing wrong, besides >endangering my friends!
Dash endangered her friends even worse in TftM, and there was no recompense involved, so we can't really hold LD to this standard either
>>25801034
It's called hair clippers. I'm getting rid of them
Weren't Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust roughly equal in speed?
>>25801018
dildo anus
>>25801101
Rainbow Dash was20%faster.
would you give spike sexual relief with your hands, mouth, and ass
i bet he has so much pent-up dragon cum
>>25801130
yes yes and yes
You can feel that the filly is about to come.
>>25801130
I would fuck his boipussy
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
The filly is here.
>>25801165
fillies*
>>25801175
I want to rail those fillies. Rut them one at a time until neither of them can walk straight.
>>25801130
yes to all of the above
>>25801183i've been so horny today thinking about doing stuff with little fillies and colts
>>25801130
If I was a mare, yes.
Anon's colt and filly breeding farm
>>25801230I like horny anons. I'd love to be your filly or colt.
You are sitting at Rarity's Boutique. She's making a new article of clothing for you. But, because the measurements and structure are so different, it takes her awhile. After some time, she gets lost in her work and forgets you're there. In the middle of a seam, she rips a huge fart. What do?
>>25801275
Unf yes
if you had to kill a pony
how would you do it
>>25801295
pretend not to hear it
Anon turning other anons into fillies against their will
>>25801276i'd want to gently guide a little colt through his first sexual experience, stroking him to full hardness then taking his yummy sweaty little cock and balls into my mouth until he's cutely moaning, then let him fuck my ass until he has a dry orgasm and collapses on my back
>>25801297>a wide assortment of eager fillies all experiencing their first heat
>the colts confused but excited as they experience the breeding pheromones for the first time, anon guiding them through it
>>25801307
So she would do another one, or so she wouldn't be embarrassed?
THIS NOT YAK MLPG!
>>25801352
For the last time, I don't have any treats.
>>25801344
so she wouldn't do another one anon
>>25801362
but pony just wants pets
>>25801350
Please don't destroy us, angry Anon
https://derpiboo.ru/1046465
>>25801350Anon's human and yak breeding farm
>>25801434
unf
Yak onfillyaction.
>>25801384
Daapi wants crotch pets
>Watching The Lobster
>Girl gets turned into a pony
Oh my god
Colt wants to get that surgery where they break your legs to make you taller.
>>25801619
break the colt
Is your waifu memorable, MLPG?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html
The year is 2017 and you are in line at a movie theatre
Mine is a horse, but mine is the size you could sneak inside a fort
Yours is a pony, it could sleep inside a Porsche!
>"Ready for the party dear?"
>>25801727
I think I'd melt if she called me her dear
>>25801703
M.Ayylmao Larson would probably make it so that Gummy connects with Cthchtuulchu on a psychic level and disarms him telepathically, or some other unfunny shit
>you will never whisper management jargon in Harshwhinny's ear
post the pony you love
Fuck I love my birdpones.
Who should teach Spike to bea man?
>>25801745
You just did
>>25801735
Salty about Slice of Life, anon?
>>25801745
but there are so many lovable ponies
>>25801749
He needs a smooth suave debonaire ladies man who really knocks em' dead. How about this guy?
>>25801771
What ugly ponies.
>>25801687
Yeah
>>25801749
Nobody.
Spike is a little beta butt bitch to the ponies, and he's staying that way.
>>25801785
I will fight you
twice
>>25801756
my nig
>>25801796
>>25801784
Wind Rider?
>>25801822
Why don't you redeem his balls with your mouth? There's an idea.
Filly dreams of Californication.
remember when I said Necroquest was resuming around now?I lied, I'll try and be home to start in like 4 hours
Magical pony collar that turns the wearer into acute, submissive stallion
The blue pony with the hat and cape says that she can make all your fantasies come true.
>>25801855
What happens if a stallion puts it on?
