Had to go out of my way to find another Christmas related trap image
Rules as follows:
No Diapers
No Autism (as in don't be an idiot)
No Shitposting
No shitty denial circlejerking
BUMP OFTEN
NO FURFAG SHITThat means no regular show shit either
No sandland shit
No SJWs allowed
Tea party along with hot coco and cookies
Anything that breaks the stuff said above should be reported on sight (I know, I know, but you might as well do your part)
http://pastebin.com/UgrPe5Vz Rules pastebin that's a must read and includes the way to the IRC (please join, it's lonely in there)
http://pastebin.com/eLpLVYTc How to avoid women
That's a pretty nice Santa colt
>>25796924
He is a pretty Christmas colt
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/17/1046292__oc_explicit_nudity_penis_cum_glasses_gay_creampie_anal+creampie_femboy.png
He sure is a slut
>>25797160
I would climb down his chimney
>>25797386
what do you mean? Like anal vore?
>>25797773
not really...
>>25797773
no, Cock vore
>>25798325
I don't know about this
>>25798325
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/8/21/962418__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_penis_anus_balls_solo+male_presenting_artist-colon-nemovonsilver.png
I don't know, it's pretty tiny
>>25797160
>Stuff my stocking
I cannot handle this mixture of lewdness and cuteness and comedy!
First eep of the thread
>>25799016
Gotta keep the eep
>>25799016
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
no trap was eeping, not even a peep...
>>25799646
And then, a sexy Santa stallion came in and tapped the rump of a trap
>>25799910
He eept while he slept, and Santa did go, laying gay presents in the room to and fro.
Postin a quick Herbal Grape cause my finals ended yesterday and now I can draw more colts~
>>25800694
We knew you wanted a dress, because we thought you'd feel so nice and cute in one
>>25801086
But would he still look cute in skater gear? These are the important questions we must be asking
>>25801332
Good question.I have some oldschool flip and birdhouse t-shirts he might like.
you fruit
>>25801850
what did he see?
>>25802406
A cute dress.
Pathetic bump
>>25803660
eep
I like this horse. Why is there not more?
>>25803171
Just one?
>>25804591
I'm sure there is more, just have to find it
Eep
>>25807194
I want a Goldie figure for Christmas
>>25804591
These two posts have him in it.And are both lewd
>>25798930 >>25797160
Trap ponies are the best~
>>25804591
I wish to violate his girly horse ass.
>>25808330
we all do
>>25808625
what would you do with him?
>>25808330
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/8/26/966418__solo_oc_oc+only_questionable_tumblr_panties_ask_bed_stockings_presenting.png
Go ahead and unwrap your gift~
>>25810125
poor golden hour
>>25810516
second sight should be nerfed
>>25807860
>>25811926
Hopefully bi-pedal is no longer considered anthro... right?
>>25812081
For me that's just standing up. I can't see hands...that would be gross
>>25813228
what is he looking at?
>>25814777
eep
>>25814777
>>25815782
Treeps confirm
>>25816014
ultimate eep mind
Nice colts
>>25817022
way too nice
What if one were to do experimental surgery on girly colt, where the ejaculate semen out their anus, and instead of a boner, a gland in their anal cavity secretes hot lubricating liquid, which means whenever they're aroused, they're in heat
>>25817691
sounds way too lewd
>>25817691
Gross fa m.
>>25818283
What, you don't want them to cum like a mare?
>>25818503
maybe just the lube glands
Girly colts in heat
Ponies in panties
>>25819383
with bulge
>>25817966
caramel has been caught in the act
>>25820130
now we can dress him in anything we want
>>25820446
like a maid outfit
Caramel, aren't you a little bit too late?
>>25821166
Oh no!
I guess that's what happens when you wait until near christmas to dress up
I don't know where is last thread so I'm leaving the pastebin of the chapter:
http://pastebin.com/AyBpVdYC
Be Yarn Feather
>PANCHO IS FLYING
>WITHOUT WINGS
>How is that possible?!
>…He is going to hurt himself!
>What should you do!?
>You turn to look at Jenny who is deep sleeping
“J-Jenny! W-wake up! Please!”
>You call her out loudly and the giraffe reacts slowly
>”Mmmnn… is it lunch already?” Jenny said as she yawned with her eyes mid closed half, raised in the bed
“Jenny! Pancho! Flying! Ceiling! Look!”
>”What? Uh… Pancho what?”
>She lazily looked at the ceiling; Jenny soon spotted Pancho in midair
>”Oh, Pancho is flying”
>She then lied back in bed
>What? What’s that reaction! Pancho is-
>”Wait, Pancho is flying?” Jenny said surprised taking notice “I thought he…”
“He doesn’t have wings! I know right?”
>”I… wasn’t going to say that… but yeah… how is he flying? …Let me talk with him”
>Jenny got up from her bed and got his head in position near Pancho
>”Pancho? You alright?”
>”……..”
>Pancho was now staring at both of you, moving slowly from left to right
>”Is it something the matter? You need water? Are you hungry?”
>”……”
>Still no answer…
>You started to shiver and so did Jenny
>”Maybe he is… walking sleeping? Or I don’t know, this is weird”
>You looked with concern at Jenny as the room got quiet by mere seconds, until you could hear a muffled voice coming from Pancho
>”……yes…..”
>Your hearth sinks as he answered and Jenny eyes went wide
>…Why? Why didn’t you get happy like last time?
>…no, there is something wrong here. Last time Pancho was speaking with a different voice, another accent… but maybe
>Maybe he has different voices? Maybe is because he is tired? Maybe he’s walking sleep like Jenny said!
>”Pancho… talked…”
>Well for some reason Jenny wasn’t as much excited as you were the first time…
>>25821484
“He’s shy… maybe you were right and he was sleeping walking, I mean is no big deal! My cats do that all the time”
>”But-“
>Jenny stopped mid sentence as Pancho was levitating back to the bed
>He tenderly stops and settles in a comfy position
>There was a blue aura surrounding him for a second, and when you blinked it was gone
>All what is left are his sounds of snoring
>You look at Jenny who couldn’t stop shivering
“…Now what do we do?”
>”Now we tell Anon about this…”
>But what if… what if Anon knew that Pancho could fly? They could say we are silly to think he couldn’t…
“What if Pancho can fly without wings… what if he has, I don’t know… magic or something? I mean, didn’t you see that blue aura surrounded him?”
>”I don’t know Yarn, but I really have a bad feeling about all this, the ambient isn’t helping a bit…”
>Maybe she is right, or isn’t
>Only one who can answer our questions is Anon
>And he is in the tour with the warden… it could take a big time for him to get back
>Well… at least we can ask Pancho some stuff since he talked… maybe he feels more comfortable with us!
>You two were too concerned for Pancho that you two couldn’t sleep, so Jenny brought some tea from his fridge with some hay and lettuce sandwiches
>Maybe a good lunch could calm you, well, for both of you
>>25821496
Be Short Fuse
“What… do I need to do?”
^Good that you accepted my teaching. Better take notes dear. First you’ll need two participants, it works with more than three but the usual is two.
“Participants? You don’t need ingredients?”
^Oh no, no! Only ingredients you’ll need are milk, eggs and two sausages, but not like you think.
>Sausages? What kind of pie uses sausages? Ew….
+Umm… I… I don’t think this is a good idea… can’t we have cuddles instead?
^Oh but we are going to have cuddles after and during this!
>Well… whatever gets you cuddles is good you guess
^And that’s correct! Alright, I’ll be Anon and Devil shoulder will be you, ‘Shorty’!
>The fact that your conscience is calling you like the nickname Anon gave you concerns you…
^Look carefully and take notes if you want, the first step is to start like this!
>Angel shoulder glared at Devil shoulder, he tried to don’t stare back but Angel shoulder forced him to look at him, then he started to kiss Devil shoulder. Devil shoulder tried to back off but Angel shoulder was pushing him; you could clearly see their tongues fighting one against the other…
>You didn’t know tongues were used to kiss…
>Did your Angel shoulder want you to see this!? They need to stop!
>…But you can’t stop them
>Or maybe you don’t want to?
>You bite your lip as they continue kissing slowly; you could hear both of their whimpers
>Angel shoulder stopped kissing Devil shoulder; a trail of saliva was visible between them. They were heavily panting
>Devil shoulder then looked at you, not in signal to help you, but with an embarrassed look
^Hah… What? It turns you that someone is watching?
>>25821503
>Angel shoulder then kissed Devil shoulder’s neck and licked it
+Hnng… Ah….
>Devil shoulder didn’t tried to back off this time
>You slowly grab part of your neck with your right hoof. It was suddenly itching…
> Angel shoulder turned to look at you while he held with his two hooves your Devil shoulder
^What? Starting to remember something? Maybe a… wet dream? You lewd warden with lewd thoughts.
>Angel shoulder started to bit the ear of Devil shoulder playfully
+Aaaaah~ N-not the ear…
>Devil shoulder said with one eye closed looking at Angel shoulder with a furious blush in his face
^Such girly dirty moans, I’m going to punish you harder than Anon did to Shorty
>And then they started to kiss again, and you stared. You just stared at your conscience making out…
>Well, what else could you do? You can’t join them…
>Eh, isn’t not like you want… you want to stop them! …not like someone is watching this besides you
>They once again stopped kissing and angel shoulder looked at you
^You want to join? Eh… maybe in your dreams. If you know what I am saying.
>Angel shoulder then liked his lips seductively
>Devil shoulder nuzzled with Angel shoulder, and he nuzzled back
^A threesome… would be fun. Now you… you better conjure a pillow and start biting it…
>Devil shoulder lied on the floor and conjured a pillow, which he grabbed and was about to bit as Angel shoulder commanded
+P-please be gentle!
^Hmm… maybe we could start giving ourselves a warm before we start…
>You weren’t hidden it anymore. You were curious as to what was going to happen next
>Angel shoulder started to lick Devil shoulder’s belly while slowly going to his face again, going deeply into a kiss. You could see both of them moving their bottom parts, wiggling their butts
+Hnnnmm!
>But why? You couldn’t see clearly… and you really wanted to see now…
>>25821515
Be Anonymous
>”Aww… our balls touched!” a yellow stallion with white mane said
>”Wasn’t that the point of the game?” another stallion, this one with brown skin and gray mane said
>”No, we are playing polo! Not pool!”
>And you are… or were listening to those ponies trying to play polo
>Heh… ponies playing polo; you figured they would play like in your world, one riding the other
>Hell that would be cute
>But well, you were sitting in a bench in the park
>Taking the sun and feeling the breeze of the desert meanwhile you waited for Shorty
>You weren’t getting bored, but soon you’ll be if you don’t find something better to do than to listening to silly ponies doing silly things
That's all I can bring for the moment
Also pic related
>>25822413
I would eat his royal jelly.
>>25823874
Coco is best em arises train pone confirmed
>>25824197
What?
>>25824218
Forgive me. I'm an ifag. Auto correct fucked me over.
>>25823874
TRANSLATION
coco is best embarrassed trap pone confirmed.
boop
>>25825903
I wished there was more of him, he has a nice heart face
Boopy
>>25824197
The best train pone coco has risen!
What if trap horse was real?
>>25828492
my balls would be empty and my heart would be full
>>25828610
Would you kiss him every so often?
>>25828758
no,I'd break the kiss every so often
>>25829413
what's he reading
Dammit /mlp/.
I'm as straight as it gets. Human cock sickens me. But these stallions, man. I want to pick up braeburn and throw him on my bed. I want to tower over him and see just a little fear in his eyes as I lean down and kiss him gently, easing his worries.And then we have Gary man on stallion buttsecks
Damn you /mlp/, I don't know how you did this, but I like it.
>>25829586
FUCKING AUTOCORRECT, REALLY?!
gay buttsecks. GAY BUTTSECKS WITH STALLIONS
>>25829593
I know this feel anon.
>>25829689
>tfw aero hasn't been updated in a while
>>25829576
Yaoi manga, the manliest of manga.
>>25830107
or maybe boy love
>>25830768
I want to cuddle him while watching sportball.
>"W-who does their uniforms? I'd love to get some spandex bottoms like those."
>>25830820
sports are manly, right?
>>25832574
yes
>>25833979
what will we dress him in?
>>25834683
Princess dress
>>25834683
maid dress
Every day lurking this thread feels the same as the other threads...
I feel empty on the inside
>>25835283
it's how life goes...
>Page 10 aaand dying.
Bumping with rump.
this is your faultmitch. so, did we make it? are we traps yet?
>>25836820
we did this for you Aero
>>25836820
Pretty cute :3
But what exactly is the background to this pic? Gotta hear that story!
>>25835283
You could always try your hands at making some content for the thread. It's pretty fun~
>>2583693/ like story2
background? like story? got drunk and amazon exists....
>>25836820
I guess trap tickler did get people to do stuff
>>25837668
d-damn straight
>>25837728
>>25836999
Because a little black bar over your eyes totally prevents you from being identified.
Protip: It's fucking stupid to do when the connect-the-dots on your chin make you easily recognizable
>>25837767
shhhhhh
>>25798930
Just shrink yourself down and go up his butt
There's magic so you can probably do that
>>25836820
No. You still have man faces
>>25837808
i cant fix that
>>25837834
Mascara
Foundation
Lipstick
MASCARA
>>25837834
Is this irl moonbeams?
>>25838198
could be
>>25838198
Depends if he has a prince
>>25837786
>anal vore
I-I don't know about this... what if he's a slut and gets fucked while you're still crawling inside?
>>25837834
Maybe you should put a lot of eyeliner on to distract and bring attention away from your humunculus man chin.
>>25839337
You know the golden rule, don't explore sluts.
Only explore loyal qts and you'll be fine unless he breaks out a dildo because the feeling of you insode him os driving him crazy
>>25839040
I just want topet himin hisroomwhile hehugs meandasks for more.
>>25839541
We all would
Boop
>>25840689
eep
>>25839403
Won't it be smelly, or do girly colts fart flowery perfume?
Boop
>Coffee Cream will never sleep by your bed in a sleeping bag
>>25844629
>implying we are savage enough to leave him in a sleeping bag.
>>25842559
No man has explored it yet.
Be the next Neil Armstrong.
>>25844629
I'm gonna feel that
Boop
>>25845803
inspiring
>>25843327
Because?
>>25829976
>Tfw aero is ded
>>25848247
he is cute
>>25848688
sure is
Sometimes I wish I was born a dude so I could understand the joy of crossdressing or being a trap
Eep
>>25849013and I wish sometimes that I was born a girl so I could understand the joy of female pleasure
>>25849731Try anal, it's as close as you can get to a G spot
>>25850160
some one needs a tickle
>>25849731
>>25849013
Sometimes I wish I wasn't /pol/-incarnate so I could enjoy this degeneracy
>>25849013
Yep you're missing out on a lotta fun. That's not to say that female crossdressing can't be fun too though :3
>>25849910
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with anal
>>25851758
I wouldn't wanna crossdress as a dude. I prefer the idea of a man in women's clothing moreso a woman in men's clothing, especially if the man is masculine. Traps are nice and all but a bara dressing up like a girl is so cute to me.
>>25852047
I want to see a manly stallion turn into a sissy colt
These blogs just keep dropping like flies.
What the hell is it with trap horse blogs and dying? Feels like the tumblr survival guide should just be a blog cemetery at this point
>>25852484
what blogs have died so far at this point?
>>25852484
Well, at least it can't get much worse, right? It's not like we can have a NEGATIVE amount of trap horse blogs? At this point, things can only get better...r-righ f@m?
>>25852603
Aero blog seems to be dead
Glittershell also seems to be just as dead
Sweetlotus has been dead forever
Golden Brisk blog seems to update once in a blue moon, but then again the mod has been busy with colt quest on /mlp/
Crossie is dead, or at least on hiatus
Loony hatter confirmed that Sweet Sweet dreams is essentially dead (although he is pretty ambiguous with that comment, but I think it's safe to assume the blog is dead, which is a shame because I loved his art style and OCs)
Merrygold is straight up confirmed dead
Only ones remaining are Coffee Cream and Lapis
>>25852793
Oh yeah, I forgot that Nemovonsilver is a living one, so... I guess that means about 3 trap horse blogs are alive
Would probably count Sweetcheeks, but it's mostly reblogs
>>25852666
>666
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>25853095
No no, you misunderstand. Obviously Satan loves cute trap ponies. These trips are a sign that 2016 will be year of the trap horse. So says Satan!
>>25852827what if we bribed our drawfags to make trap ask blogs?
>>25853373
Oh okay that's better.
>>25855030
A E S T H E T I C
>>25855603
what are they laughing about?
>>25855942
Your dick
>>25855942
How manly Goldie is.
>>25851758
Click like if you up and dollin it up like a pro
>>25856386
Now now, Goldie is a manly horse
>>25856997
I know, that's why they were laughing.
Page 10 save
>>25859596
yay
What do you think Goldie sounds like? I always imagined that he sounds like a high pitched girl, who's voice cracks a lot.
So basically Sweetie Belle's voice, only higher.
>>25860313
I'd like a cute dude's voice
>>25860461
the manliest man scout
>>25860313
I bet he sounds like a mouse
>>25839403
why not put a small girly colt in there and plug him up?
>>25861117
Because girly colts are supposed to be the big ones.
It keeps them from being abused.
Where do these colts get their dresses?
>>25862204
Obviously, they get them custom made from boutiques.After doing "special favours" for the tailors
>>25862222
If you want a dress, you have to be on my basketball team first.
>>25862345
>Trap basketball
>Trasketball
That needs to be a thing.Although it'll be difficult to tell it apart from women's basketball
>>25861567
???
>>25862487
Would you bully a trap if they could shrink you?
Either you said no or you have autism.
>>25863610
What would trap pony even do with pony bully after shrinking them anyways?
>>25863684
What would you do?
>>25863730
Dress them up as a dolly... or strap them to a dildo or something
>>25863745
Things could only get better from there.
>>25863745
Mah nigga
Fetish attained
>>25865039
Nah let's watch Silence of the Lambs
>>25864569
did this happen to anyone else?
>>25865884
http://pastebin.com/u5yV6ct6
Finally got around to minorly updating the Tumblr survival guide.
No new blogs, but mostly just saying which ones are dead or not.
>>25865451
No.
Me after gay pony porn.
>>25863999
dem trips
dat butt
those socks
>>25867004
Which one are you? The one above or below?
>>25867966
Socks~
>>25868108
Above
Eep
>>25869259
Whose the dead sissy who just eep'd in my fucking cell block
>>25869313
>edgy rp
Boop
Turns out Aero is not dead, thank god
How do we turn regular colt into a girly one?
>>25870900
Expose them to degeneracy and let then soak it in
>>25870988
So basically estrogen
>>25871835
Way too cute
>>25871835
He makes a cute deer.
