It's Holy Week, anon! Want to go to confession with me?
>>25792349
>>25792349
I don't think I can confess all my sins in one sitting. Does it have to be one at a time?
>masturbated to cartoon horses
>masturbated to cartoon horses
>masturbated to cartoon horses
>masturbated to cartoon horses
>masturbated to homsexual cartoon horses
>masturbated to cartoon horses
>>25792349
It's Advent. Holy Week is in the Spring.
How about Lessons and Carols?
DEUS VULT
>>25792414
I confessed to my priest that I had masturbated and looked at porn, and he wasn't shocked or anything. He just shrugged it off like he'd heard it a million times (which he probably has).
>>25792349
Isn't holy week like in march?
Goddammit Sunset and you call yourself catholic?
>>25792349
No, sorry, I have to help Pinkie spread some illegal Christmas Cheer.
Sorry, I'm a Protestant heathen.
>>25792502
Note how you just said porn.
Sorry, I worship Islam
>>25794986
Worshiping a religion? That's some meta bullshit.
>>25792349
So if I:
>confessed that I masturbated to cartoons
>confessed that I wanted to kill certain people
>confessed that I wanted a polygamous relationship
>confessed that I have had same gender sex
>confessed that pony is my other religion
>confessed that I performed bestiality
>confessed that I did use a bible as kindling to keep myself warm
>confessed that I manipulated for monetary gain
That I would be free?
>>25794964
>"father I, I, I fornicated myself to underage cartoon horse porn"
>later during church festivities you see the priest talking with some uniformed men
>he looks around a moment then points directly at you
>the men rapidly descend upon you
Seriously though, is there anything so degenerate they won't simply say you are forgiven for?
I'm uninformed.
>>25795078
Would you be genuinely repentant?
>>25795128
Is there a sin God can't forgive?
Yes. A sin which you believe God cannot forgive, cannot be forgiven.
>>25792638
That was such a great thread
http://pastebin.com/MjN15dSp
>>25795128
Priests have actually gone to prison rather than violate the sanctity of Confession. Of course, if you just go up and start listing off crimes to him outside of a formal session, he's allowed to tell anyone.
>>25792349
Sure!
>I once believed that stalin did nothing wrong
>pleasuring myself to cartoon horses
>convinced someone else to masturbate to cartoon horses
>fucked a trap
>fetish for horse pussy
>went to Reddit once.
>called myself a brony.
Can I truly be washed of this sim, though? I mean, Reddit, not even once.
>>25795128
But there's nothing illegal about underage cartoon horse porn here.
Burnp :^)
>Father, once I stole the priest's ham sandwich he made himself for lunch
Well my son, that is a bad thing, but nothing THAT terrible.
>Yeah but... instead of eating it, I took away the ham slice from it, wiped my ass with it, put it back on and then watched him eat it.
...I see.
>And the other time I pissed in the wather he used for baptizing a little kid...
>>25792349
That sounds lovely, yes
>>25797031
Priests don't speak their mind to you. He'd either tell you that you're forgiven and to say 5 hailmarys and say a special prayer. Or if he tells you that you are no longer in a state of grace and may not enter heavens gates, you're fucked.
Ayyyy I remember what it was like to have faith in something.
>>25792638
ILLEGAL
CHRISTMAS
CHEER
>>25795437
It was a lot of fun to write too, though I'd have done a lot of things differently, like not wrapping it all up in one night. I'll have to watch for an actual Lent/Holy Week thread.
