>I don't think I'm ready Anon..
"Clearly. The movie starts in like 15 minutes and you're prancing around in your fucking underwear. Hurry the hell up and get ready!"
>>25791595
/thread.But seriously, having a chick say this at that point in time is so fucking frustrating.
>>25791524
J-Jesus, of course you're not ready! Get dressed!
>>25791524
You can pass the "Not a virgin test"
Now, let just Anon do his work. Don't worry about me being an adult and you being a teen in high school.
>>25791622
WELL GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND CUT YOUR DICK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>25791622
when shes horny as fuck next time just stop and tell her youre not in the mood
>>25791634
is that what happened to ashley you sick fuck
>>25791634
>>25791657
Mando or the other faggot?
>>25791524
>removes glasses
"There, all better."
>>25791643
mfw ive done this
>>25791669
im the other other faggot, maybe you havent heard of me
WHO THE FUCK LET YOU INTO MY ROOM!?
MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>>25791657
>>25791712
>Samefag
>>25791732
that is correct A+ hang it on your fridge
>>25791622
>>25791643
>>25791694
What board is this and what have you done to my /mlp/? People with actual sexual experiences?
>>25791770
Because of Hiatus.
>>25791791
...You fucking asshole. Fucking ASSHOLE.
I didn't see the movie yet!
>>25791804
its ok i havemt seen the movie yet either and i dont know if thats a real spoiler or not
>>25791791
Was it because he was a womanizer and the new PC Universe had no place for him?
>>25791804
just think of it as a guess or speculation
>>25791524
Oh Twilight...
You don´t need to be ready for>rape
>>25791791
>Each time you smacked Twilight's ass, it spoils a movie.
Would you regret fucking her or wanting to get sexual with her if that happened?
>>25791851
>A-anon...ooh...I'm gonna...SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDOOOORE!
>>25791770
would it shatter your mind if i told you shes into pone and we got engaged last april.
>>25791851
>>25791864
Anons. You just made me discover another way to kill my sides. GREEN WHEN?
>>25791867
>>25791791
>>25791770
*slap*
>SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
*slap*
>IT WAS REALLY A DREAM
*slap*
>VADER IS REALLY LUKE'S FATHER
*slap*
"Dammit the mlp movie needs to be here somewhere"
*slap*
>"anon can we take a break it's starting to hurt"
>>25791694
Same here. But..... She she.. She made do it anyway! Just because I have an erection does not mean I consent. Neither does me having an orgasm mean I enjoyed it. When I went to the cops they refused to do anything. I can't stand the matriarchal society!
>>25791864
God Damn it Twiggy.
At least spoiler something I don't care about.
>>25791524
You're still on /mlp/, Twilight. To take off all your clothes, you'll have to be on Derpibooru or something.
>>25791895
ur right, if you said stop and they phisically restrained u its rape
>>25791791
Sneakily Snaped, Sir.
Shit nigger weren't you a magic horse like 5 minutes ago?
>>25791913
No one believes me. When I told her I was going to the police she laughed and said go ahead. Then she sat on me and took me again.
>>25791524
"Nonsense you look great."
>if her color could change she'd be from purple to red
"Y-you think so?"
"Of course!"
>twilight twiddles her fingers
"O-okay. I think I can do it."
"Remember, up straight and keep smiling."
>she nods
>she goes through the curtain
"And here comes our next contestant!"
>suddenly you have a feeling this may not go so well..
"Chin up twi, it's always sunny somewhere."
>>25791951
u have to get her to admit that she overpowered u and get ppl to realise that u didnt let her rape u on purpose
>>25791524
Well, you're the one who got naked.
>>25791895
>>25791913
>>25791951
>>25792023
Are you people being ironic? I can't tell anymore.
>>25791524
I know I'm late but HNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>25792049
There's nothing ironic about being taken against your will then being expected as a man that you should feel lucky to even have her do that to you on!
>>25792049
I think this >>25792097
answers your question...
>>25792097
Bitch about this on tumblr you fag
>>25792115
See I fucking knew it. No one understands. Fine if this is how society deems I should feel then I'll just be a fucking whore. Is that what you want society?!
>>25791977
I smiled. Good job, TS Punk.
>>25792158
>Undercover feminist shitposting
>>25792158
It's not you dumbass. You brought your problems to 4chan. So it's kinda you. You don't complain about rape on 4chan. If you want feminist support, you go elsewhere.
>>25792158
OMG I'M BLOWING MY RAPE WHISTLE
HANG IN THERE ANON
HELP IS ON THE WAY
i like how just for a split second with basic reasoning i got ppl to understand the side that questions wheather or not if its consent or rape, oh well, now this 4chan user is openly mocking it and ppl r so fucking dumb they think its a tumblr user
>>25792222
Just let them keep being retarded.
They'll only become more upset when you tell them how stupid they are.
>>25792222
You fucked up now.
>>>/out/
or
>>>/trash/
>>25792195
Undercover what?! You matriarchal scum men have a right to say no!
>>25791524
Don't worry Twilight, I'll teach you how to swim.
>>25792250
Yeah, they do. I'm telling you you're a feminist shitposter because your open mockery of the very idea that a man gets to say no is typical of the double standard your average feminist adheres to.
>>25792283
Holy shit.
Please just stop.
>>25792297
Okay.
>>25791851
>>25791864
>>25791893
Where are the writefags?
>>25791524
>"Fine. NEXT!"
>Trixie smirks at Twilight as they pass each other
>>25791524
ready for what you stupid horse human
if u talk normally, a normal conversation, pretending uve never heard of this sjw tumblr whatever bullshit, u will take a lot more away from it than pulling out the feminist funny meme card look at me im anti feminsit follower idiot
>>25792373
feminist* (i spelled it wrong)
>>25792373
Stop using a phone you faggot.
>>25792348
I was going to, but then it turned into unironic internet arguments. Oh well.
>>25791890
kill yourself
![rarity_angry_by_geogo999-d57lalq[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/egA7xGB.png "rarity_angry_by_geogo999-d57lalq[1].png")
>>25791643
I've also pulled this shit, several times.
What ensued one time I said no would probably have been illegal had the sexes been reversed.
If you think men handle rejection poorly, try turning down a woman's request for sex.
>>25796993
Details, mate.
>>25797076
He's talking about his boyfriend
>>25797086
How do you know this?
Suspicious
![rarity___it_is_on__by_theflutterknight-d4mi506[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2tHskA4.png "rarity___it_is_on__by_theflutterknight-d4mi506[1].png")
>>25797076
Well, my ex would always get really mad at me whenever I didn't reciprocate her sexual advances. She especially got upset with me if I didn't go to bed at the same time as her, no matter my reason for staying up.
One time when she had the next day off, while I had a paper due next morning, she came home drunk as hell from a night out with some friends. I was sitting there working on my paper, and she threw herself at me. Since I was working on something urgent, and she was drunk as hell, I wasn't exactly in the mood. She became really mad when I turned her down, and she was grouchy the entire next day because of it.
That kinda stuff happened several times, when I had to prioritize university-related stuff over her. One time she jumped in while I was showering, and since I didn't have time for any sexy stuff, since I had another paper due the next morning, I turned her down again. This time she was so mad she left me for a few days.
The one time when something shady happened was when I was sick. I don't think any laws were broken, but like I said, if the sexes were flipped it would be a really shady affair. Long story short, I was really sick, puking my guts out, and she pressured me into having sex against my own will. I wouldn't classify it as rape, since she was not even close to being physically able to overpower me, but I can't imagine myself emotionally and physically coercing her into having sex while she was puking her guts out. It wasn't really a big deal though.
The lesson: Some women will always expect you to put them before anything else, be it your career or physical health.
>>25797158
Did you vomit on her during?
>>25797158
I'm glad my girlfriend isn't like that.
She has a strong sex drive, and sometimes wants sex when I don't. But if I'm just not feeling it, she understands. Though she might guilt-trip me into helping her masturbate.
>>25791524
>>25791622
Just be patient, horndog. Lie down with her and cuddle, nothing else. Kiss her neck once to she if she's getting into it. Women use sex to get love, and men use love to get sex.
>>25796993
>>25797158
Badmouth her at her parents and yours and her friends, heard fom a friend it helped. Alternatively move to Eastern Europe - hitting woman is considered bad but nobody'll fucking care if you explain it
>>25797176
Wouldn't have been able to. She was on top.
>>25797188
It's a mixed bag honestly. As faggy as it sounds, it feels good to be desired. However, it's emotionally exhausting in the long run to be with someone who feels literally entitled to sex 24-7.
>>25797223
Nah, she's out of my life now. No need for any of that.
I was really close to slapping her once though,
even though I never actually did it. She was a real piece work.
>>25797158
>I wouldn't classify it as rape, since she was not even close to being physically able to overpower me
It was rape anon. You know those stats about how with most cases of rape the victim knew the rapist closely? Yeah, there's rarely much physical violence with rape outside of an episode of Law & Order:SVU. Blackmail, emotional abuse and grooming are by far the go to methods.
>>25798086
Sure, but it's not as if I were traumatized by the ordeal or something. It was just inconvenient and a little uncomfortable in the moment. A few hours later we were sleeping in each others arms, no harm, no foul.
I just feel that calling it rape would be an insult to real rape victims. And if it were to be classified as rape, that would imply that my ex is a criminal and that I should I have reported her to the police. Honestly, to even entertain the notion that she deserves some kind of legal punishment or jail-time seems ridiculous to me.
She was needy and demanding, but she was not a rapist, nor some sort of predator.
