How does Rarity not have a boyfriend?
she's a screamer
She's saving herself for me.
>>25788206
Because there are only like 4 stallions in Ponyville and the place is waifu central.
>>25788206
Because she's a bitch.
>>25788206
She's a whorse, so she doesn't need a boyfriend. She just goes straight for the D.
>>25788206
Her fashion carreer probably gets in the way of making time for bf's.
Cause it isn't Regular Show or Adventure Time
>>25788206
Because she thinks that she is too good for everybody else and all of them are inferior except a few impossible to get ones.
>>25788206
Why don't you?Fag.
>>25788314
Because 3dpd cheat, steal and give you aids, perhaps?
>>25788328
Only the gays give you aids.
Why don't you fuck a regular female instead of traps?
>>25788351
>Only the gays give you aids
I thought we were living in the year of 2015, not 1990.
STDs hit everybody, not just homosexuals you stupid retard.
>>25788314
Because the only woman I ever loved didn't love me back, and the few women that loved me, I didn't love back.
>>25788206
Rarity is a MRA (mare's rights activist) who gets upset at all of these whorish stallions who refuse to be her Prince Charming like in her romance novels.
>>25788206
Her standards are too high. The only stallions we've seen her pursue are a famous writer and literal royalty.
>>25788365
But if gays only fuck other gays, how do straight ppl get aids?
Creationist-1 Atheists-0
>>25788365
Hetero people getting aids is a meme
>>25788386
>>25788388
>>25788206
>Too damned demanding/high-maintenance.
>>25788388
You know Charlie Sheen? At the same time it was revealed that he had HIV, it also came out that he had sex with multiple men.
>>25788414
I believe it.
Druggies especially coke/methheads get it too.
>>25788414
That doesn't mean he never fucked a woman too and gave her aids.
Also, bisexuals still exist.
>>25788449
Bisexuals are just power-gays.
>>25788414
I know a dude at work that idolized Charlie Sheen. He hasn't said "winning" once since it came out ol' Charlie was a cock gobbling HIV fag.
>>25788372
Then fuck a dude.
>>25788206
Because she has five marefriends.
>>25789290
This. Rarity's a super-repressed lipstick lesbian.
>>25788206
Because she is strong and independent
Males are just instruments to cuc-kold
>>25789470
cuck filter is gone
>>25789498
Already got used to it
>>25788479
This.
>>25788206
>Why Rara got no man?
>>25788314
>Why don't you?
>>25788351
>That only applies to men.
Not >>25788328, but I think I missed something. I thought all of ya WERE talking about men.
>>25788563
Who would've thought that what Charlie was "winning" was an infected dick-sucking contest?
>>25789829
>Implying men don't cheat, steal and give aids too
Not even Sjwing, just being honest here.
>>25788206
Why writers not want a main character get a boyfriend.
>>25789918
Because little girls think boys are dumb and icky.
>>25788206
She's an idealist. She always sets her sights on people based on their status and is disappointed when their personality doesn't match up.
>>25790011
Basically she has stupidly high standards.
Thanks for the confirmation.
>>25790020
Not exactly. It's just that she's doing her searching in the wrong way, starting with fame rather than personality. I imagine she could find someone who was as good as what she wanted if she waited to meet them before forming an opinion on what kind of person they must be.
This is dumb considering none of the mane 6 have boyfriends
>>25790055
Finding somebody that is not rotten, assholeish or an idiot in a position of fame or power is impossible anon.
She just has unrealistic expectations.
>>25788563
sauce on that pic?
>>25790079
Even if that was true in the real world- and it isn't- it certainly isn't true in Equestria. Take a look at Coloratura, Twilight, and Sapphire Shores. All famous and/or powerful, and they've all been established as decent people.
>>25788206
She'll realize that spike was there all along.
>>25788266
Hey You. Yes, You. I want to shake Your hand.
>>25788206
Isn't Spike her boyfriend?
>>25788206
Cos she's a slut.Kinda bad for work
Because she's a stuck up bitch.
>>25788206
Because she loves a jolly good dicking.
>>25791691
>he'll never notice :^)
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