Friendship is Magic #37 is storytimed here!
>>25782675
Rarity's efforts have really been paying off for her of late. Her friendship with Twilight Sparkle has surely helped her with connections, but it was never the reason she'd made her acquaintance. It's just a happy coincidence - Rarity never fails to use what advantages she's found to secure her standing in the fashion and social scene. And now with managing a successful outlet in Canterlot and assisting two of the top pop stars of Equestria, where does she go from here? What sorts of generous ambitions does she have in mind for the future?
>>25783898
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
fart fart fart faaart
>>25787426
>rarity_gores_twilight's_jugular.gif
>>25787426
>rarity is trying to drill a hole into twily
>>25787439
season 5 is a shit, not the anons
>>25787462
>past sins is over 3 years old
>people are still nyxposting
>>25787473
stop being such a shit anon
*sniff* *sniff*
...you guys smell that?
>>25787481
Don't bully Nyxposter.
>I'm cuter than you now!
>>25787525
also weaker
>>25787525
I am going to fuck you in public until you pass out
>>25787539
>implying she wouldn't love that
To Glim where I have Glam'd.
Which pony has the biggest dick?
>>25787561cadance
>>25787554
is that pony ok
MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>25787579
What is it?
>>25787579
oh god
Please tell me Reu's ants didn't break anyone else's fingers, we can't handle more lawsuits
>>25787582
THE HINGES ON THE WINDOWS ARE BROKEN
>>25787582
>not getting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>25787553
We're both going to have a great time then.
I might even buy her ice cream and a dress after.
>>25787587
who is Reu and why does he have ants
>>25787589
Depeche Mare
Anon manages to set up a fairly successful career in Ponyville by setting up a small business that caters to ponies with certain... proclivities.
>>25787590
>Can you please let me push the button over here
>No
>Moves anyway
>>25787597
>>25787587
Anon please, her ants wouldn't break other people's fingers
>>25787612
dont look at me like that
>>25787594>tfw I'll never be your pony marefriend
Reminder that Rainbow Dash EMBARRASSED Tank by being a total cunt about his natural body functions
>>25787615
Ever since she left there's been no one to control them though, they've been wandering around snapping fingers willy nilly
a portion of the kitchen has been taken over by them and is now legally theirs
>>25787597
I thought I deleted all my pone pictures before I upgraded my phone but I fucked up. He showed me my pictures after he transferred everything and there were all the pone pictures. He saw it. He saw everything.
is wearing mistletoe considered slutty?
>>25787612
>every board I frequent seems to have an influx of new posters
>Doesn't seem like any of them took the time to lurk and just do their "best" to "fit in"
>Or make really stupid thread asking for the answers to basic questions
>>25787662
>a portion of the kitchen has been taken over by them and is now legally theirs
>MLPG kitchen
It's for the best, really.
>>25787657
>"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, APE-KIN, TANK'S NATURAL HIBERNATION INSTINCTS WERE CLEARLY WRONG AND WERE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD."
>>25787672
>letting others touch your phone before a full wipe
wow you're an idi-
>image.jpg
well that explains that
Pony wants to rub her face against Anon'sboobies.
>>25787662
>>25787686
>MLPG kitchen
Daily reminder popularfaggots ruined mlpg
>>25787690
>Not using Tank's proper pronouns
You've already made yourself look bad
>>25787680
It seems like lurking in general has pretty much ceased to exist as a concept nowadays.
The old internet might not have been pretty, but at least people had etiquette.
>>25787691
I still needed to transfer contacts and other pictures, I didn't have time to back it up before since I'm on the road currently. I guess my pictures were still in some app or something. There was even a lewd one but I don't think he noticed.
>>25787672
He was secretly mocking your taste in ponies.
>>25787680
To be fair that's not really something that you're bound to know by lurking now, it sort of just reminded me that there were new people who didn't know the general shenanigans
>>25787732
this desu
>>25787738
>complaining about popular people in MLPG is the same as complaining about the piss
Wha?
>>25787738
>thinking his post was anything close to being about /mlp/
were you dropped on your head?
>>25787732
He did look the type, but he looked like a Flutter fan at best
>>25787680
?mfw "oldfags" getting smarmy about an inside meme about a dead artist
>>25787743I really had /co/ in mind when I was posting that. The few new people we get in the general are usually alright.
>>25787767
Are you trying to ask me a question?
>>25787678
Probably
>>25787603
¿?
>>25787488
which anon,you or you.
>>25787597
>who is Reu
Drawfag who used to come here.
Now she obsesses about Undertale instead and wants Flowey to kill her.
>>25787821
She also literally turned a man gay.
>>25787840
unf
>>25787840
>implying Terse hasn't always been a turbo homo
Though it is kind of funny to imagine that she turned him gay.
>>25787821
>undermeme
lel
>>25787840
I'm pretty sure he was always gay, but was just a dick about it.
>SOMBRA WUZ A GOOD BOY
>IT WAS THEM EVIL UMBRUM
>RADIANT HOPE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
I don't know why I expected anything else from that comic.
>>25787840
Terse was always gay as fuck though
>>25787857
>>25787896
HE WAS BI BEFORE HE WENT TO REU'S HOUSE DO NOT SLANDER HIM
>>25787896
>>25787908
>he led her on and now she believes she turned a man gay
Chaotic evil.
>>25787857
Does anyone have that screenshot where Ika went >TERSE ?
Hey MLPG
I love you.
>>25787929
gay
>>25787929
>>25787929
Wannahold hands
>>25787929
NOT RECIPROCATED
>>25787937
Wannabe your sister
>>25787929
You don't love me, you love my money
my mother was right about you
you know what you are? Ya selfish.
>>25787968
I don't love your money either, I love your pones.
Now draw Strong Filly punching Derpy's ass.
>>25787944My mother too?
>>25787972
Is this what destroyed Equestria?
>listen to a horse song
>great intro
>suddenly, shitty rap with terrible mastering
>>25787426
Why hope is tiny as fuck?
>>25787987
I've said this for years:
I don't know why bronies think they can rapI have a soft spot in my heart for pony swag only because it was my first pony song that wasn't from Eurobeat
>>25787680
>every board I frequent seems to have an influx of new posters
Man I really don't want to hear from a likely 20 year old about newfags when I don't know some random name in a general in a new board on a Taiwanese Calligraphy clayblog
>>25787998
So that Sombra has an easier time destroying her.
>>25787998
This is extremely hot.
I wish I could put into words how hard seeing those two standing side by side makes me.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/52n6gRM.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>25787983
Yes
>>25788000
When you consider that a majority of bronies are privileged white suburban college-age males... well, they think they can do anything.
>>25788000
Yeah, I kinda like Pony Swag, if only because the rapper doesn't sound like a complete dweeb
>>25788001
Do you just want to be upset for the sake of being upset? See >>25787787
>I really had /co/ in mind when I was posting that. The few new people we get in the general are usually alright.
>>25788025
>Do you just want to be upset for the sake of being upset?
YES
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25787968
MORE QUEST WHEN
>>25788043
its ded
he already abandoned it
>>25788038
Moondancer pls
>>25787787
>anthro
>>25787810
Slut!
>>25788045
figures
feels kinda bad to have been on the internet long enough to see the downfall of questing
>>25788000
>pony swag
has it really been that long since it was uploaded?
I need to lie down for a bit
I want to brutalize this pony. gently
>>25788063
Almost as long assince you last drew anything
>>25788067
so 15 minutes?
that's not too bad
>>25788043soon as I get some coffee and food
>>25788076
ayyy
>>25788085
QUICK
POST BOOPS
>>25788082
in my fanon dj pony can speak and isnt a huge fan of dubstep
>>25788090
Is this from the sombra comic? what happened toall the villians? did sombra killed them before going full retard?
>>25788090
>>25788088
>>25788063
I try not to look at when any old pony videos were first posted because it makes me sad.
>Kyrospawn hasn't uploaded a video in 3 years
>Those 8 bit pony songs are four years old
>That awful remix of Eurobeat's Discord song is 3 years old
>I've been wasting five years of my life on a horse cartoonIt hurts
>>25788107
I hate it when things remind me of the passing of time
>>25788096
In my fanon she can speak and she enjoys all kinds of music and she enjoys public sex and casually talking about what new music or albums she's been checking out recently while you fuck her
>>25788121
>she can still talk while you are doing so
Weak performance.
>>25788107
>>25788116
It's OK, anon
We're still here for youHave some ancient memes
>>25788121
In my fanon she's 12 stories high and anthro and has a huge green futa cock and a dance club in her butthole
FINISH THE FUCKING GAME
>>25788090
why is fluttershy such a boopslut
>>25788145
It makes her feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>25788085
what the absolute fuck was the person who thought up this particular "trap rumble" thinking when they designed that godawful hair
he's already the only colt in the show who looks like a filly, nothing needed to change
>>25788145
When she fell from Cloudsdale she never flew back up. She had to survive in Ponyville by getting booped by stallions for money. Its all she knows now.
>>25788157
among other things
stallion has a name and a phd you know
it's richard
>>25788096
>she posts her favorite song to pony social media
>all those ponies asking WHERE IS THE DROP
>>25788162
I'm not into the hair either
but i'm very much into the concept
>>25788174
He can look at my PhD, if you know what I mean
>>25788174
>>25788187
Anon you barely got through High School and Richard knows it
>>25788145
She's just a regular one too
>>25788191
My dick
I was talking about my dick
Though he can look at my other PhD once I get it too
>>25788129But girls acting super casual while you do lewd things to them is one of my biggest fetishes. I like to think she's that chill
>>25788138
>no inverted nipples
This is not the acid I want or need.In my fanon acid has pink horsecock and she's always very sweatyAnd usually unshaven
>>25788200
lmao what's that stand for?
'Pretty hideous Dick'?
>>25788174
I thought stallion's name was Frank.
PONY VANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD
>>25788203
>anthro horse(?)
>basically a furry
>unshaven
do you usually unf to bald ponies/furries?
>>25788240
I meant armpit and pubic hair and you know it, anon.
If you're not going to let me imagine my anthro monstrosities with thick bushes and musky armpit hair I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
>>25788203Could you fuck her in her sleep, too?
>>25788255
hey I was just fucking aroundI want to worship a horsecock and huff a sweaty pubic tuft as much as the next guy
*grabs horse dick*
Release the tactical assault filly.
the fillies are having a butt off and need you to judge
>>25788305
The TAF planted a breaching charge under my chair, so I'm going to say she wins.
>>25788303
>>25788320
RIP Marker
>>25788326
BRING OUT THE ROBO MARKER
>>25788305
>>25788331
>>25788258Only if you give her the same privilegesor you can just take turns doing lewd things to Octavia in her sleep
>>25788334
Well it's a solid filly butt, very plump
But where's the glitz and glam?
>>25788305
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/31/1013465.png
Featuring the "Fillies" Pony Unit
>>25788344
Why haven't I seen this before
my heart
>>25788258Well duh. You'd give her some sweet wet dreams too.
>>25788357
If I lived in Ponyville I might one day burst into song about my love of ponuts
Filly is being worshipped as a god again.
>>25788421
>the only musical number anon didn't fuck up
a sack of garbage
>>25788345
>>25788397I imagine she's kind of the prankster type, too. Blueballing, teasing, and edging you for a week before pushing you down on top of a sleeping Tavi and jerking you off into the unconscious girl's pussy.
>"YOO HOO! YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, BABY, AND I'M DOIN IT! C-C-C-C-YEAAAH!!"
You wouldn't pump a pony would you?
https://derpiboo.ru/1045784
>>25788495
>Does lewd things with you in front of Octavia for no other reason than to make her uncomfortable
>>25788578
thanks for the garbage
Who's this ugly horse?
pony just shitposted all over your computer
>that gameloft pony game update
37.2 TERAHITLERS
>>25788604
you as a pony
>>25788616
RUDE
>>25788615
What are you even on about?
>>25788615
What did they do?
>>25788626
nobody gave him his meds today.
>>25788626
>update game
>immediately forced into a tutorial I do no want to play
>YOU MUST PUT THIS DRESS ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>NO DAD NO
>eventually do it just to get it over with
>immediately try to remove the dress
>THAT WILL BE 1500 BITS PLS
>>25788632
Isn't there some special program for pixel art?
>>25788626
You can dress up the pones now.
>>25788615
They added some cute pones though.
Sadly, they also nuked the remains of the old friend system so now I don't have enough friends for the full EQG-minigame bonus anymore.
Celestia, I have failed you.
woops, that didn't happen
>Things I learned:
Pixels are fun
Pixels are not as easy as I thought they'd be
Pixels are very small
Need to google shortcut for how to increase size without ruining it, zooming in on paint to 600% then printscreening to save again seems pleb
>>25788644
they left in the new thing with the random generated pony names right?
>>25788643
>>25788632
There is GraphicsGale, which should be free.
>>25788632
>Need to google shortcut for how to increase size without ruining it
use a program that lets you use nearest neighbor as the sampling method
Pony flops onto her back, squealing, just squealing as loudly as she can.
>>25788642
Hahahahahaha that's hilarious
>>25788660
Yes. But the old Gameloft System is completely removed.
I had everyone but you still on the old list.
>>25788652
fug
>>25788643
Is there?
>>25788642
>forcing FS to clothe ponies
I like Gameloft a lot more now
>>25788652
YES IT DID
>>25788642
I'm laughing way too hard at this
>>25788642
>FlyingSaucer
>YOU MUST PUT THIS DRESS ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE
BASED GAMELOFT
>>25788676
>eyes
>>25788681
anon pls
that was some other pleb
>>25788652
Use a program with nearest neighbor scaling, mspaint sucks ass.
>>25788642
>FlyingSaucer's dad had to get the belt every morning to make him put on pants before he left for school
>>25788690
>>25788692
>>25788677
I PAID THE DAMN DRESS RANSOM
>>25788642
>>25788707
>>25788702
now THIS is glimmering!
>>25788695
looks good? besides the iris, I forgot to put that, I had the colors on the side picked out and everything
>>25788642
That's amazing comedic timing
>>25788707
ALL THE PONIES SHALL NOW BE DRESSED!
>>25788642
>>25788642
People still play that fucking game?
Or is Gameloft just trying to make you quit so they can cancel it?
>>25788729
No they will not be
That dress factory will meet with UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES in my horse towns
>>25788730
>>25788707
The next time you log on all you are going to see is a dress floating next to Applejack and in big bold red letters.
"DO IT, DRESS THE APPLE HORSE!"
>>25788642
holy fuck im cackling
>>25788730
RARITY:
WORSE THAN SOMBRA
>>25788792
>what's under that box with eye holes
>IT'S A PRETTY DRESS
>>25788761
I wouldn't be surprised, either that or make it harder and harder to play without paying
I used to play a little every day for years, slowly doing everything without paying a thing, but then they removed friends (how ironic) and added all sorts of quests and ponies that required absurd amounts of gems so I hit a wall and quit
>>25788642
>pay twilight to take off her dress
>>25788808
>Shit, our game has gone a little stagnant, we aren't making nearly as much money now.
>I got it!
>Take away the one part people got the game for and start charging them for shit they don't want!
>BRILLIANT!
>>25788707
You paid a pony to take off her dress.
That's prostitution!
>>25788834
I'd rather rip it off.
>>25788856
>>25788856
WE QUESTAN
>>25788834
I want to put panties on Panko and then rip them off
>>25788851
IT WAS HORSE EXTORTION
>>25788871
I want someone to put panties on Perko and rip them off so I can put them back on her
>>25788880
Oh shit, you are extorting horses now?!
WHEN WILL THIS CRIME WAVE END?!
export the pony
https://derpiboo.ru/1045527
https://derpiboo.ru/1045529
>>25788895
to what filetype?
>>25788895
Into doing lewd things?
>>25788863
>the one day I'm not in MLPG I miss the first session of a necropone quest
>>25788642
>>25788871
I want to hold Fluttershy by the hips and gently pull her panties down
>>25788914
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Remember to love your ponies at least 2 times a day so they don't get lonely.
>>25788910
It wasn't that much, you can quickly catch up.
>>25788902
http://strawpoll.me/6285750/
https://derpiboo.ru/917778
>>25788928
But I wanted to participate
Oh well
>>25788932
what
>>25788919
I'd rather pull them slowly up and give her Flutterbits a wedgie
>>25788957
You can probably catch up before he managed to update more than two or three times and then participate
You also didn't miss much yet story-wise - just joke-wise
>>25788895
but the import taxes on ponies are too high to make a profit
>>25788957
Sucks but still can join in go vote for mountain
>>25788967
Yeah, I already caught up
>>25788971
I actually did vote for mountain
reminder that bird ponies mate for life
>>25788984
better get one young then
>>25788960
>pulling them tight and making the plumpest cameltoe
fucking hot
>>25788997
>labia swallowing her undies so deep her queefs whistle
AWOOOOO
>>25788997
That's why it's important to always buy your pony waifu panties that are a size too small
>>25789033
Dash, shut up and get out of my window
>>25788642
>>25788707
I laughed way too hard at that.
>>25789044
Dash has chosen you as her mate for life. She's not going anywhere without some lovin'.
>>25789038
But won't it rub and chafe against her clit?
That would get uncomfortable. I'd rather get her appropriately sized, soft panties.
>>25789056
Alright, but she better not call me bro and high five me after we're done fucking
What would I need to do to get Fluttershy to choose me as her life-mate?
>>25789057
Just make sure they're soft enough to not hurt. They'll give you a nice view of her outlined bits and just feel extra snug for her.
>>25789081
You would need to become Rainbow Dash.
>>25789093
This is true
But they must hire a stallion to come over every now and then
